Thread: Hi, my name is

I'm Slim Shady
Yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Shadies are just imitating
So will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
Please stand up?
Please stand up?

Sit down meow

Hey kids, do you like violence?

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

Originally Posted by Xyn

"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss

And that's the message we deliver to little kids
And expect 'em not to know what a woman's clitoris is
How do we expect 'em not to know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?

"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope

But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

I'm Bo yo
And I'm the greatest rappa eva
And I'll weather your weather whether you think I'm clever or not
You think your better your not
Don't need a sweater I'm hot
I'm a real G shawty that can really find your g spot

And Dr. Dré said- Nothing, you idiots, Dr. Dré's dead
He's locked in my basement

Bo Burnham IS the greatest rapper ever.

And he'll weather your weather whether you think he's clever or not.

Rap sucks.

^ what a way to kill it you furry fucker! <3

Originally Posted by MadWorld

^ what a way to kill it you furry fucker! <3

I actually found that to be a bit offensive.

I'm not a furry.

Originally Posted by slayer

I actually found that to be a bit offensive.

I'm not a furry.

Well, to be fair, because of his poor use of grammar, he more so said that you have sex with furries. Not that you necessarily are one.

Also, Bo Burnham is the greatest rapper ever. That is all.

Originally Posted by Bayside

Well, to be fair, because of his poor use of grammar, he more so said that you have sex with furries. Not that you necessarily are one.

Also, Bo Burnham is the greatest rapper ever. That is all.

Well I don't have sex with furries either.

"Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
N-N-Now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage! (HaHa!)"

Eminem is one of the best lyricists alive.

Originally Posted by slayer

Rap sucks.

I agree. I only like Eminem's raps. Mostly because I find some of them to be funny XD And true :\

Some of Eminem's raps are good. However, the rest are just plain annoying.

I used to like them when I was younger, but I quickly grew out of them.

Originally Posted by slayer

Some of Eminem's raps are good. However, the rest are just plain annoying.

I used to like them when I was younger, but I quickly grew out of them.

Yeah. I think most of them are TOO DAMN LONG nowadays. I still like some, like "My Mom" and "Insane", though :\
But, yeah, he was A LOT kooler when he was young.

Originally Posted by Oneironaut

"Now who's these king of these rude ludicrous lucrative lyrics
Who could inherit the title, put the youth in hysterics
Usin his music to steer it, sharin his views and his merits
But there's a huge interference - they're sayin you shouldn't hear it
Maybe it's hatred I spew, maybe it's food for the spirit
Maybe it's beautiful music I made for you to just cherish
But I'm debated disputed hated and viewed in America
as a motherfuckin drug addict - like you didn't experiment?
N-N-Now, that's when you start to stare at who's in the mirror
and see yourself as a kid again, and you get embarrased
And I got nothin to do but make you look stupid as parents
You fuckin do-gooders - too bad you couldn't do good at marriage! (HaHa!)"

Eminem is one of the best lyricists alive.

Eminem is awesome. I don't even like rap.

Enough said :/

The trend of white people who only like eminem. It's funny to me.