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    1. 02-19-2005 12:00 AM #1
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      Really corny dum dream joke.

      Q: When you dream and you have a nightmare about a character that is drying to byte you in the kneck and suck out your blood you call the character count dractualla. Well when you have a dream someone is trying to hump you what do you call the character?

      he he he, cant wait for the punch line. Though it is corny.
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    2. 02-19-2005 12:03 AM #2
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      A: COUNT EJACULA!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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    3. 02-19-2005 12:13 AM #3
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      Moved.
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    4. 02-19-2005 02:52 AM #4
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      ... .... ohh i get it... because someone's humping you... making you ejaculate... word play is funny.

      what do pink bunnies with large penises use to store information on?

      ...


      floppy disks! i would have also accepted a floppy dicks, hard disks, and hard dicks. i hate myself.
      clear eyes. strong hands.
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    5. 02-19-2005 09:50 AM #5
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      Whoa, a sex-theme right from the start!

      OK, lemme see, I'm sure I've got one to share...

      Oh, here's a good one

      Q: What did Michael Jackson say to Lorena Bobbit?
      A: "SILLY Bobbit! Dicks are for KIDS!"
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    6. 02-19-2005 02:40 PM #6
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      LMAO that was evil rakky

      ok ill get one


      THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY.....

      I'll take shakespear for a thousand ,alex

      Duct tape won't fix that

      You can't feed that to the dog

      I'd like my fish poached

      ( and for the peise tu resitance )

      Checkmate
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    7. 02-19-2005 03:41 PM #7
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      hahaha no.
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    8. 02-23-2005 06:11 AM #8
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      Originally posted by greywolfpoet
      THINGS YOU WOULD NEVER HEAR A REDNECK SAY.....

      I'll take shakespear for a thousand ,alex

      Duct tape won't fix that

      You can't feed that to the dog

      I'd like my fish poached

      ( and for the peise tu resitance )

      Checkmate
      HAHA funny and true.

      Ok, here's the ONLY joke I know:

      Q. How is a penis like a rubix cube?
      A. The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
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    9. 02-23-2005 09:27 PM #9
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      oh. jokes. yeah.


      A guy walks into a bar, right, and says 'ouch'.
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    10. 02-24-2005 01:34 AM #10
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      always a good one but the best one is as follows....

      a baby seal walks into a club.


      zing.
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    11. 02-27-2005 11:12 PM #11
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      Okay, Michael Jackson is a bit like Scooby Doo, do you know why?

      Because he would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn't for those meddling kids.
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