good idea bad idea

Bad idea: Paying thirty bucks for William Shatner's autobiography, Get A Life!

Plain Stupid: Paying $30 for his biography and then spending your life reading it.

Good idea: Legos!
(yah, I got that from Kaniaz's awesome avatar)

Bad idea: a date made out of Legos.

Just Plain Stupid: A date made out of Legos that are connected to knex pieces.

Good Idea: Kleenex

bad idea: putting a used kleenex 4 inches up your rectum

Plain stupid: Doing that, and then either:

(a) yanking it out and offering it to someone else when they sneeze

OR

(B) Running into a room full of people and shouting, "Hey look everyone! I can do a trick! Watch me pull a Kleenex wad out of my ass!"

Good Idea: Lipstick

putting lipstick 4 inches up your rectum

Plain stupid: Doing that, and then either:

(a) yanking it out and offering it to another lady doing her makeup

OR

(B) Running into a room full of people and shouting, "Hey look everyone! I can do a trick! Watch me pull a lipstick out of my ass!"

Good idea: Having fun

Bad idea: Having fun in a room full of racoons with rabies.

Plain sick: Having 'fun' in a room full of racoons with rabies.

Good idea: Clarity adopting Yume

Bad idea: Yume offending Clairity after the adoption being made

Just Plain Stupid: Yume offending me after the adoption is made and not begging for my forgiveness! :bowdown:

Good Idea: The Backscratcher

Bad Idea: The backscratcher with HYPER TITANIUM NAILS! boom boom

Just Plain Stupid: The kidney scratcher

Don't forget the hyper titanium nails. There's probably some fantasy world that has them, but I can't be bothered to look.

Anyway:

Good Idea: Buying A Car

Bad Idea: Buying a Car with a dead hooker in the trunk.

Just Plain Stupid: Buying a car with a dead hooker in the trunk and flipping off a cop.

Good idea: playing chess

Bad Idea: Playing chess while drunk