Plain stupid: Being obnoxious...*ahem*
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Plain stupid: Being obnoxious...*ahem*
Good idea: drinking water
STUPID IDEA drinking water from a mexico city well
you forgot about "bad idea", stupid!
LMAO!Quote:
Originally posted by El Culo
bad idea: going to the poopies
Good idea: baking a pie.
Bad Idea: Baking a Hair Pie.
Bad Idea: giving your wife's hair pie to some motorcycle thugs
Good Idea: Going out on a date.
Bad Idea: Going to a different date in a DeLorean powered by a Flux Capacitor.
Haha, that was good!Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
Bad Idea: Going to a different date in a DeLorean powered by a Flux Capacitor.
Plain stupid (let's see): Going to a different date in a DeLorean powered by a Flux Capacitor and forget to have a source of power for a trip back.
Good idea: Communism.
Bad idea: Capitalism
Plain Stupid: The Capital Letter "C"
Good idea: Doing community service.
Bad idea: Not doing community service as a part of a prison sentence
Plain Stupid: Committing suicide because you have to do community service as part of a prison sentence.
Good Idea: being sauced on a Friday night!
Bad Idea: being sauced on a Friday night, but not having a date to hold your hair when you wharf in the u-bend.
Stupid idea: Holding you date at gunpoint and forcing it to warf on the ubend, threatning to bust a cap in it's ass. On a friday night.
I always have good ideas...
Good Idea: Being on time.
Stupid: Being on time to your own execution
Plain Stupid: Being on time to your own execution wearing your best suit (it's gonna get ruined :cry:)
Heh...this oughta be great...
Good idea: Worshipping Kaniaz
Bad idea: Worshiping Kanzu
Just plain stupid: Trying to pass a KKK uinform as a Kanzu while worshipping in a temple of Kaniaz. :shock:
Good idea: Completing a lucid task
Bad idea: Completing a lucid task, then forgetting about it when you wake up
Just plain stupid: Completing a lucid task, realize it was last months, and then forgetting about it.
Good idea: Going to a concert
Bad idea: Going to a concert opening with Phil Collins
Stupid idea: Going to a concert opening with Phil Collins, then leaving before the main show.
Nicely done, Yume!Quote:
Originally posted by Yume
Just plain stupid: Trying to pass a KKK uinform as a Kanzu while worshipping in a temple of Kaniaz. :shock:
Good idea: Stapeling a report together.
Bad idea: Stapling your lips together
Plain stupid: Having the report between your lips while stapling your lips together.
Good idea: Being modest.
Bad idea: spreading the message to everyone on earth that you're modest
plain stupid idea: sending naked modest pictures of yourself to everyone on earth
Good Idea:
http://img112.exs.cx/img112/803/kiss26kp.jpg
Just Plain Stupid:
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/6549/attheraces6rv.jpg
Hahahaha! :laughtillhurts:Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
Just Plain Stupid:
http://img114.exs.cx/img114/6549/attheraces6rv.jpg
Good idea: Being honest
Bad idea: Being dishonest
Plain Stupid: Being honest about your dishonesty.
Good idea: Ceiling fans
Bad Idea: A Ceiling fan with many expensive vases on it.
Just plain stupid: Standing underneath a ceiling fan with many expensive vases on it and flipping the switch.
Good idea: Popsicles
Bad idea: Yume-flavored popsicles.
Stupid Idea: Popsicles. Seriously, if I wanted a flavored ice treat, I wouldn't want it on a messy stick :P
good idea : sex
Bad Idea: UNPROTECTED sex
Just Plain Stupid: This couple having UNPROTECTED sex.
http://img183.exs.cx/img183/4586/red...hoto5ww.th.jpg
Good Idea: Paying by cash
Bad idea: Paying by Monopoly cash
Just Plain Stupid: Paying a gang of Cuban drug dealers in Monopoly cash.
Good idea: Shakin' your booty
Bad Idea: Shakin a baby
Just Plain Stupid: Shakin your booty on a first date while holding your baby.
Good Idea: The flashlight
Bad Idea: Flashdance :banana:
I adored the Aniamaniacs. I loved Elmyra!!Quote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
Good idea: Listening to songs off a CD
/Hey, anyone here watch or watched Animaniacs? They used to have this \"Good Idea, Bad Idea\" segment with that skeleton guy, always cracked me up.
sorry, off topic there...
just plain stupid:
dancing naked, and letting all your wobbly bits...er...wobble!!
Good idea: Mountain climbing
Just plain stupid: Flashing a flashdancer who's holding a flashlight :huh2:
(Hey... I took a shot!)
crud.. too slow..
Bad Idea: Mountain "falling"
good idea: having a hat
Plain stupid: Scaling a mountain, then swan-diving off the peak
...
Bad idea: Having a shat (see, I can do this poo-poo that you do too! :P)
/I'm in a VERY good mood tonight...:D
Just plain stupid: Shaking the hand of a who that shat in your hat. Thank you Doctor Seuss.
Good idea: Doing sports
Bad Idea: Doing water sports (ie. Golden Showers)
Plain stupid idea: playing water polo in fresh cement
Good idea: Graduating from college
Bad idea: Graduating from College, but forgetting to get your certificate to prove it.
Plain stupid idea: Making your own fake degree and having a potential employer find out that you're a nitwit.
Good idea: Calling your mother.
Bad idea: Calling your mother a name
Just Plain Stupid: Calling your mother a name within smacking distance. :doh:
Good Idea: Headphones
Bad idea: Headphones that been placed in water connected to a CD player.
Plain stupid: Attempting to plug the earphones into your ears while in water.
Good idea: learn to swim
Bad idea: learning to swim in shark-infested spaghetti-o's.
plain stupid idea: learning to swim in spaghetti-o's that are infested with lazer-armed sharks
:P
Ok, that was just stupid
Good Idea: The birth control pill for men.
Bad Idea: Believing a man when he says he's on the birth control pill for men! :bigteeth:
Just plain stupid: Believing a man who says to take 10 more birth control pills for men for best results. :|
Good idea: Compliment your friend
Bad idea: stick a fork in your friend's eye.
Bad Idea: A man complimenting his friend's a$$.
(Women don't feel threatened by such a compliment but guy's tend to freak out!) :mrgreen:
crap.. didn't see OpheliaBlue's answer!
Ok.. Just Plain Stupid: Stick a fork in your friend's eye to help remove an eyelash. :P
Good idea: Swooning over your boyfriend :smitten:
bad idea: Swooning over your boyfriend's.. boyfriend
Just plain stupid: Swooning over your boyfriend's boyfriend's son.
Good idea: Flossing
Bad idea: Flossing with a string of steel wool
Stupid: ... Steel wool tip that you found off a industrial toilet scrubber.
EDIT: This thread is awesome btw. :lol:
Good idea: Say something smart
PS. You're definitely right, Squall
bad idea say something to get put in jail
Plain stupid: Say something bad about Brutus 'the Man-Rapist's mother, who is your cellmate.
Good Idea: Popcorn
Bad idea: micro popcorn
plain stupid: micro dildos
Good idea: Get a life!
Bad idea: Paying thirty bucks for William Shatner's autobiography, Get A Life!
Plain Stupid: Paying $30 for his biography and then spending your life reading it.
Good idea: Legos!
(yah, I got that from Kaniaz's awesome avatar)
Bad idea: a date made out of Legos.
Just Plain Stupid: A date made out of Legos that are connected to knex pieces.
Good Idea: Kleenex
bad idea: putting a used kleenex 4 inches up your rectum
Plain stupid: Doing that, and then either:
(a) yanking it out and offering it to someone else when they sneeze
OR
(B) Running into a room full of people and shouting, "Hey look everyone! I can do a trick! Watch me pull a Kleenex wad out of my ass!"
Good Idea: Lipstick
putting lipstick 4 inches up your rectum
Plain stupid: Doing that, and then either:
(a) yanking it out and offering it to another lady doing her makeup
OR
(B) Running into a room full of people and shouting, "Hey look everyone! I can do a trick! Watch me pull a lipstick out of my ass!"
Good idea: Having fun
Bad idea: Having fun in a room full of racoons with rabies.
Plain sick: Having 'fun' in a room full of racoons with rabies.
Good idea: Clarity adopting Yume
Bad idea: Yume offending Clairity after the adoption being made
Just Plain Stupid: Yume offending me after the adoption is made and not begging for my forgiveness! :bowdown:
Good Idea: The Backscratcher
Bad Idea: The backscratcher with HYPER TITANIUM NAILS! boom boom
Just Plain Stupid: The kidney scratcher
Don't forget the hyper titanium nails. There's probably some fantasy world that has them, but I can't be bothered to look.
Anyway:
Good Idea: Buying A Car
Bad Idea: Buying a Car with a dead hooker in the trunk.
Just Plain Stupid: Buying a car with a dead hooker in the trunk and flipping off a cop.
Good idea: playing chess
Bad Idea: Playing chess while drunk
eating the chess peices
Good Idea: Padlocks
Bad Idea: Cock blocks
Just Plain Stupid: Chastity belts for women.
Good idea, taking a pain killer.
Bad idea: Overdosing on painkillers
Plain Stupid: overdosing an anti-pain killers
Good idea: air freshener
Bad idea: Methane-scented air fresheners
Plain stupid - Faeces scented air freshener
Good Idea: Reading a good book
Dangit! :oops:
Bad Idea: Reading a book in the middle of surgery.Quote:
Originally posted by Gwendolyn
Good Idea: Reading a good book
Good idea: wiping yourself
Bad Idea: Wiping yourself with sandpaper
Plain stupid idea: wipe yourself with an ant-filled sand paper.
Good Idea: Brushing your tongue
Bad idea: Burning your tongue
Just Plain Stupid: Brushing your burned tongue :madtongue:
Good idea: Make love
Bad Idea: Sell Love
Plain stupid idea: sell love for crack
Good idea: Have a cookie
Bad Idea: Eat a Wookie...mmm...Chewy :mrgreen:
Just Plain Stupid: Playing hookie.. while eating a Wookie.. who's having a cookie (hey.. at least is rhymes!)
:goodjob2:
Good idea: Ride a bike
Bad Idea: riding a bike with no seat.
Just Plain Stupid: Riding a bike with no seat wearing only a thong
Good idea: Taking a shower
Bad Idea: Taking a "Golden" shower.
Plain stupid: asking your best friend to take a "Golden" shower
Good Idea: Burping a baby
Bad idea: burping a baby upside-down
Plain stupid: burping a baby upsidedown while wearing only a thong.
good idea: escaping from Dream Views kidnappers.
just plain stupid: wiping your ass with poison ivy.Quote:
Originally posted by kramari
Good idea: Wiping your ass with toilet paper
retarded idea: Go off 30 foot jumps on a bike with no seat.Quote:
Originally posted by InTheMoment
Bad Idea: riding a bike with no seat.
while wearing a thong :)
Good idea: Welcoming newbs
Bad Idea: welcoming n00bs to the wrong forum.
Quote:
I hope you enjoy your stay at IJSMSTTD (I Just Sold My Soul To The Devil)! *Feel free to ask if you have any questions![/b]
good idea: drawing characatures.
(or however you spell it :oops: )
Bad Idea: Drawing conclusions
Plain stupid: Drawing conclusions about someone based soley on their caricatures
:D
Good idea: Daydream
bad idea: daydreaming while piloting a 747
Plain stupid: Daydreaming about piloting a 747 while piloting a 747
Good idea: Helping elderly people
Bad idea: Helping people feel elderly.
Plain stupid: Helping elderly people feel more elderly
Good idea: Stop drinkin coffee
Bad idea: Go on a caffeine binge
Just Plain Stupid: Going on a caffeine binge by drinking decaffeinated coffee
Well, that'd have some interesting results :PQuote:
Originally posted by Rakkantekimusouka
Plain stupid: Daydreaming about piloting a 747 while piloting a 747
Good idea: locking the door
Bad idea: Locking the door, but forgetting to close it.
Plain stupid: Locking a door but forgetting to close it. Then closing it at the moment you remember that you forgot your keys in
Good Idea: Dancing with a man dressed up as a large piece of cheese.
Bad Idea: Making slices with a man dressed up as a large piece of cheese.
Plain stupid: Eat him cause he looks dead tasty mm./
Good idea: Whistle
Bad idea: Whistle which explodes when you blow it.
Just Plain Stupid: Blowing a whistle that explodes when you blow it.
Good Idea: Washing your clothes
Bad idea: Washing your clothes on a washing bored which makes sparks... In a petrol station
Plain stupid: Washing your clothes in gasoline and then smoking
Good idea: Baking cookies
Bad Idea: Stealing cookies
plain stupid: stealing cookies that you bought
good idea: going to see a doctor
Bad Idea: Going to see a witch doctor
Plain stupid idea: Killing a doctor cause he cant cure your flu.
Good idea: Having proper table manners
Bad idea: Having inappropriate table manners
Plain stupid idea: Sitting down to family meals and poking yourself off with forks. At the table.
Good idea: Learning to dance
Bad idea: Dance. At all.
Just Plain Stupid: Breakdancing :P
Good Idea: Filling your car up with gas