Bad Idea: try to have a date with a dead body :shock:
Printable View
Bad Idea: try to have a date with a dead body :shock:
plain stupid: have a date with a dead ninja body (omg they're everywhere! stupid dead ninjas)
Yah, because the live ones are waiting for someone to pick up the decoys. Be careful. They're right behind you!Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
plain stupid: have a date with a dead ninja body (omg they're everywhere! stupid dead ninjas)
Good idea: Protect your home from thieves.
Woohoo, my favourite thread is still alive :D
Bad idea: Have your old granny to protect your house from thieves.
Just plain stupid: trying to snek past the Super Ninja granny to steal from the house.
Good idea: Listen to some music!
bad idea
Pay for music
hahahaha**usr/bin/snort**
Just plain stupid: Pay for Britney Spears music.
Good idea: Save a whale!
Bad idea: Kill a whale?
JPS: Drown while trying to save a whale
Good idea - watch a summer thunderstorm
Bad Idea: Frolic in an open field in the midst of a summer thunderstorm.
Just Plain Stupid: Frolic in an open field in the midst of a summer thunderstorm while holding out a metal pole and screaming, "Bring it on Zeus!"
Good idea: Have a party with all your friends and family.
Bad Idea: Having a party with your friends and family in the middle of an interstate highway.
Just Plain Stupid: Having a party with all your friends and family, in the middle of a giant tank full of great white sharks, with plastic explosives attatchd to their heads.
Good Idea: Play with a kitten.
Bad Idea: Put your kitten in a microwave, and push the popcorn button.
Just Plain Stupid: Try to get a full grown cougar into your microwave so that you can push the popcorn button.
Good Idea: Finding ling lings wallet and keeping it.
Bad idea: Keep Ling Ling's wallet, take the money and credit cards, and report it to a police officer a week later.
Just plain stupid: Ask a cop to steal Ling Ling's wallet for you because you can't pay your lawyer after losing your case.
Good idea: Get yourself a haircut if you feel depressed
Bad Idea: Get a haircut by a depressed hairdresser.