how to make your pornstar name =)

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03-02-2005, 01:47 AM
Fetish

how to make your pornstar name =)

okay this is very simple, to make your pornstar name

1st : take your pets name and make that your first name

2nd: take the name of your street and make it your last name

like my porn star name would be Marvin Olveit

P.s. if you dont have a pet take the name of the first edibale idem you see
03-02-2005, 04:19 AM
Joseph_Stalin

Easy. Studcakes McHardon. :wink:

"How's about you step into the back good lookin'?" -Mr. McHardon in Backseat Busters 7: The Black Buick
03-02-2005, 05:15 PM
OpheliaBlue

Brittany Mansfield

that does sound kinda trashy
03-02-2005, 05:27 PM
Rakkantekimusouka

Riley Woodbox.

Hmm...
03-02-2005, 05:32 PM
Alex D

Tosh The Street :eek:
03-02-2005, 06:14 PM
sitboy

I heard this before, I love mine

Cherry Manhatten. It sounds like a drink though.
03-02-2005, 06:26 PM
Gwendolyn

This is a disastor....My pornstar name is Leonard Highway 1247! I'm not really sure what to think about it....
03-02-2005, 07:11 PM
Kaniaz

:lol: Mine would be Jasper, no surname as we have an unamed street.
03-02-2005, 07:21 PM
InTheMoment

Corky Crab Landing...hmm...I don't think I would be called to many auditions with that name. :shakehead:
03-02-2005, 08:19 PM
Rakkantekimusouka

Quote:

Originally posted by InTheMoment
Corky Crab Landing

Heh, with your "crab landing" and my "woodbox" we sound more like whores...of course, what are pornstars but whores? Except they're professional whores.
03-02-2005, 10:07 PM
Joseph_Stalin

Plus, they earn a shitload of money for doing something that's naturally fun and enjoyable. :wink:
03-02-2005, 10:29 PM
demonette

dusty Hemlock?? don't think i like that
03-02-2005, 10:31 PM
CT

I'd be fishy green?
hahah. You'd expect someone with a stinky mutated monster cock with that name haha.
03-02-2005, 10:47 PM
sensi

Sensimellia Parade or for short Sensi Parade. (Yes that is where my name originated from but it stuck to me for other reasons)

Peace Sensi.
03-03-2005, 10:43 PM
nightowl

Smart

wow...some porn name i got :roll:
03-04-2005, 12:55 AM
Amethyst Star

Which pet? Since I have 2 fish, I'll choose one (even though they both have boy names :shock: )

[bold]Phantom 9th St.[/bold]

Wow, that's that kind of name every hooker wants!

-Amé
03-04-2005, 01:59 AM
Joseph_Stalin

Quote:

Originally posted by Amethyst Star
Wow, that's that kind of name every hooker wants!

I believe they prefer, "Adult Film Star" as the term ;)
03-10-2005, 12:42 AM
Anima

Brownie Township Road 25?

<_< lame.....
03-10-2005, 02:54 AM
LucidDreamGod

littledog lamoka... :lol:
03-10-2005, 05:36 AM
A Lost Soul

I guess that would make me Velcro Magruder... hrm...

(Yes, my kitten's name is Velcro due to her tendency to stick to screen doors and pant legs)
03-12-2005, 06:38 PM
Seeker

Malcolm France! Yeah! I'll part you like the Red Sea baby!
03-12-2005, 06:49 PM
OpheliaBlue

Quote:

Originally posted by Seeker
Yeah! I'll part you like the Red Sea baby!

:shock:

That gets 2 EWWWWWs for being gross in 2 ways Seeker.
03-14-2005, 01:50 AM
Clairity

"Floppy Montreal" LMAO!!

Whether you're male or female.. being "floppy" can't be a good thing!! :lol:
03-14-2005, 05:05 AM
TheUnknown

patty roosevelt?