What does the H stand for?

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05-31-2010, 06:41 AM
Dannon Oneironaut

What does the H stand for?

What are you talking about? God already came!
God came onto Earth as a man (Jesus H. Christ) and told us how to worship him. All you have to do is accept the Lord Jesus H. Christ into your heart as your personal saviour and you will live forever in heaven.

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For God to appear before man, this would mean that God has a physical being that exists in a fixed location and time that is separate from the rest of the universe - in other words - the old man in the sky

Or he comes as Jesus! Or as you! And as me!

I can't tell if I am being facetious or not.
05-31-2010, 07:01 AM
Xaqaria

I was wondering, what does the H stand for?
05-31-2010, 07:39 AM
JamesLD

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I was wondering, what does the H stand for?

Harold
05-31-2010, 10:28 AM
really

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I was wondering, what does the H stand for?

I think he's being sarcastic/using slang.
06-02-2010, 03:29 AM
Dannon Oneironaut

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I was wondering, what does the H stand for?

Horatio.
06-02-2010, 04:14 AM
really

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Originally Posted by Dannon Oneironaut

Horatio.

Huh?
06-02-2010, 05:10 AM
JamesLD

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Originally Posted by really

Huh?

come on everybody has heard of Jesus Horatio Christ.
06-02-2010, 09:09 AM
really

lol just when I thought Jesus Harold Christ was misleading enough. Anyway what is the importance of all this?
06-02-2010, 05:36 PM
Taosaur

Moved from R/S :)

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

I was wondering, what does the H stand for?

Tittyfucking.
06-02-2010, 06:57 PM
hgld1234

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What are you talking about? God already came!
God came onto Earth as a man (Jesus H. Christ) and told us how to worship him. All you have to do is accept the Lord Jesus H. Christ into your heart as your personal saviour and you will live forever in heaven.

So if someone accepts Jesus, can they go out and commit crimes?
06-02-2010, 07:05 PM
Spartiate

Hong. Jesus Hong.

It's Holy.
06-02-2010, 07:28 PM
Indeed

My father swears it's Henry.
Then again, he's an atheist.
06-02-2010, 07:42 PM
Bearsy

I say Science H. Logic.
06-02-2010, 10:37 PM
Dannon Oneironaut

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Originally Posted by hgld1234

So if someone accepts Jesus, can they go out and commit crimes?

Well, even if you are square with the lord the judge may not see it that way. God's law and the law of man don't often see eye to eye. So, if you can get away with it you can commit crimes whether or not you accept Jesus or not.
06-02-2010, 11:27 PM
Xox

Haploid
06-03-2010, 12:31 AM
Invader

It stands for Holy. Omigod no one knew this?

Jesus Holy Christ

Yeesh.

Yallz are slow.
06-03-2010, 01:03 AM
Kraftwerk

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Originally Posted by Taosaur

Moved from R/S :)

Tittyfucking.

I love you taosaur.
06-03-2010, 03:16 AM
Dannon Oneironaut

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Originally Posted by Invader

It stands for Holy. Omigod no one knew this?

Jesus Holy Christ

Yeesh.

Yallz are slow.

Watson, I think you are right!
06-06-2010, 07:32 AM
Armistice

Hector
06-06-2010, 08:40 AM
hgld1234

Hi :lol: