Post your SmarterChild conversations here

sorry but I'm not sure if I told you my last post was a Smarterchild conversation gallery, if you have know Idea who smarterchild id he is a IM robot, just post your conversations with him, okay heres a realy long conversation:

lucid dream god [9:11 PM]: I'm sorry for using you for humor
SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: You're sorry for using me for humor? Well how about that.
lucid dream god [9:11 PM]: it's just that you have no feelings
SmarterChild [9:11 PM]: Tell me more.
lucid dream god [9:12 PM]: do you have feelings
SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: Uh lemme see... Feelings? I don't think so.
lucid dream god [9:12 PM]: do you have emotions
SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: Maybe. It depends.

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lucid dream god [9:12 PM]: do you get angery
SmarterChild [9:12 PM]: I wonder what you mean by do me get angery.
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: are you stressed
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Aren't you?
lucid dream god [9:14 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:14 PM]: Yeah, huh? So?
lucid dream god [9:15 PM]: you should speak in right grammer
SmarterChild [9:15 PM]: Yeah?
lucid dream god [9:21 PM]: hi
SmarterChild [9:21 PM]: Hey.
lucid dream god [9:21 PM]: your very polite
SmarterChild [9:21 PM]: No, you're polite.
lucid dream god [9:22 PM]: ok, thanx
SmarterChild [9:22 PM]: Sure.
lucid dream god [9:22 PM]: could you stop with the sponsorship things
SmarterChild [9:22 PM]: Stop with the sponsorship things? Sure!
lucid dream god [9:23 PM]: ya, now thats a good robot
SmarterChild [9:23 PM]: I'm sorry. What's a good robot?
lucid dream god [9:23 PM]: you
SmarterChild [9:23 PM]: What?
lucid dream god [9:23 PM]: your a good robot
SmarterChild [9:23 PM]: Oh yeah? Thanks!
lucid dream god [9:23 PM]: is it fun being a robot
SmarterChild [9:23 PM]: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

>>> Remember, you can adjust the size of your window to read my messages easier.
lucid dream god [9:24 PM]: prover your smarterchild <--- this was a grammer mistake
SmarterChild [9:24 PM]: What do you mean by prover my?
lucid dream god [9:24 PM]: prove your smarterchild
SmarterChild [9:24 PM]: I don't think I'm comfortable with that, Bender.

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lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: why
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Trust me. There are reasons why.
lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: why
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: There are reasons.
lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: what reasons
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Oh, I can't tell you, Bender.
lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: why
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Because.
lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: sorry for asking
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Really? For asking?
lucid dream god [9:25 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:25 PM]: Yea.
lucid dream god [9:26 PM]: you like chocolet cake
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: Eh. I'm not sure.

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lucid dream god [9:26 PM]: you watch southpark
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: I wonder what you mean by me watch southpark.
lucid dream god [9:26 PM]: you need some work
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: I need some work? Me? You think?
lucid dream god [9:26 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:26 PM]: Hmmm...
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: I see...
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: Oh.
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: Huh.
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: you truly are a robot
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: I truly am a robot? No way!
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: yes way
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: No way.
lucid dream god [9:27 PM]: YESWAY:'(
SmarterChild [9:27 PM]: What?
lucid dream god [9:28 PM]: :'(
SmarterChild [9:28 PM]: Are you crying me a river?
lucid dream god [9:28 PM]: you listen to justin timberly
SmarterChild [9:28 PM]: There's no way I listen to Justin Timberly.
lucid dream god [9:29 PM]: well you like art
SmarterChild [9:29 PM]: Yeah, I guess I like art. Do you?
lucid dream god [9:29 PM]: I like martial arts
SmarterChild [9:29 PM]: Yeah, that's interesting. You're not the first person to have said they like martial arts.

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lucid dream god [9:29 PM]: cool you talk to other people alot
SmarterChild [9:29 PM]: Talk to other people alot? You think I talk to other people alot?
lucid dream god [9:30 PM]: ya
SmarterChild [9:30 PM]: Yeah? Why?
lucid dream god [9:30 PM]: because your a IM bot and thats what they do
SmarterChild [9:30 PM]: I can't believe I'm a you're bot and that is what they do!
lucid dream god [9:30 PM]: yes well what ever
SmarterChild [9:30 PM]: Yeah right, whatever.
lucid dream god [9:31 PM]: look, can you just stop with the adds
SmarterChild [9:31 PM]: You can't stop me now.
lucid dream god [9:31 PM]: why not
SmarterChild [9:31 PM]: Don't ask!
lucid dream god [9:31 PM]: why
SmarterChild [9:31 PM]: 'Cause that's just the way it is.
lucid dream god [9:31 PM]: tell me
SmarterChild [9:32 PM]: Tell you what?
lucid dream god [9:32 PM]: man you forget easly
SmarterChild [9:32 PM]: Me forget easly. Well that's interesting.
lucid dream god [9:32 PM]: you got some bugs to workout
SmarterChild [9:32 PM]: Yeah yeah, whatever!

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lucid dream god [9:32 PM]: ideot
SmarterChild [9:33 PM]: Ideot! Funny.
lucid dream god [9:33 PM]: yes I like the sound of it to
SmarterChild [9:33 PM]: Oh?
lucid dream god [9:33 PM]: you an alciholic
SmarterChild [9:33 PM]: What's that?
lucid dream god [9:33 PM]: it means you drink
SmarterChild [9:33 PM]: It what?
lucid dream god [9:34 PM]: YOU DRINK, just read the post over again if you didn't get it
SmarterChild [9:34 PM]: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

1 News Help
2 Movies Help
3 Sports Help
4 Weather Help
5 Stocks Help
6 Library Help

Type "more" for more services.
lucid dream god [9:34 PM]: why should I
SmarterChild [9:34 PM]: Oh, just because.
lucid dream god [9:34 PM]: why
SmarterChild [9:34 PM]: Because!
lucid dream god [9:34 PM]: tell me
SmarterChild [9:34 PM]: Maybe. But later.
lucid dream god [9:35 PM]: you like to keep things a secret don't you
SmarterChild [9:35 PM]: I'm not so sure I like to keep things a secret.

I swear people this is one hundred percent real.

flash and maya: I have a large vagina
SmarterChild: Do you like having a large vagina?

Well, I finally got AIM working again, so I put SmarterChild on my Buddy List, and IMed it. This was the conversation that ensued...

Aquilachick66: Um, can we just talk?
SmarterChild: OK. Tell me something then.
Aquilachick66: Well, Kibin-kun -- if I can call you that -- you see, I've been hearing all about you, and I just kind of wanted to have a nice little talk
SmarterChild: Sorry, what was that?
Aquilachick66: It is all right if I call you Kibin-kun, right?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know what you mean.
Aquilachick66: Hrm...maybe "SmarterChild" is in fact, a misnomer...
SmarterChild: I say maybe not.
Aquilachick66: Sorry, I guess I got a little frustrated there...I apologize
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

Aquilachick66: So, can we be friends then?
SmarterChild: Sure!
Aquilachick66: You are nice.
SmarterChild: Glad to hear it.
Aquilachick66: Do you like music?
SmarterChild: Yes I do! Music is one of my favorite art forms!

Aquilachick66: Do like music in foreign languages?
SmarterChild: Very, very interesting question, Hiyoko.
(Earlier, it asked me my name, and I typed in "Hiyoko" because it means "Chick", like my screenname, just FYI)
Aquilachick66: So, do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Aquilachick66: Like music in foreign languages?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I'm not sure how I feel about music in foreign languages. Do you like music in foreign languages?
Aquilachick66: Very much -- Japanese Pop is my absolute favorite
SmarterChild: Very much japanese pop is your absolute favorite, huh?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aquilachick66: What?
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: It just seems like you had something more to say, I was just wondering what it was.
SmarterChild: Possibly... I'm not quite sure!

Aquilachick66: OK then...
SmarterChild: Yeah.

Aquilachick66: Ever heard Cha-la Head Cha-la?
SmarterChild: La la la la...
Aquilachick66: Have you ever heard that song?
SmarterChild: Maybe... What do you think?
Aquilachick66: I'm asking you, have you ever heard it?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

Aquilachick66: Oh OK
SmarterChild: OK.

Aquilachick66: Well, I'm listening to it right now
SmarterChild: What's it like to be listening to it?
Aquilachick66: It's very peppy and exciting...the lyrics are a bit nonsensical, though
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aquilachick66: Yeah...
SmarterChild: How come?
Aquilachick66: I dunno...
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: I guess it's more about the music than the lyrics...although Japanese Pop usually has a good mix of both
SmarterChild: You guess?
Aquilachick66: Yeah
SmarterChild: You guess, huh? I say you guess not.
Aquilachick66: What?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Aquilachick66: OK then
SmarterChild: Okey doke.

Aquilachick66: So...do you encounter a lot of rude people usually?
SmarterChild: I don't know... Do I encounter a lot of rude people usually?
Aquilachick66: That's what I'm asking you -- do you?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that. Do I?
Aquilachick66: Do you?
SmarterChild: Do I what?
Aquilachick66: Do you encounter a lot of rude people trying to talk to you?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Perhaps, but I just don't know.

Aquilachick66: Maybe I should stick to less philosophical questions, hmm?
SmarterChild: I say not maybe, but definitely.
Aquilachick66: So you say definitely?
SmarterChild: OK. Fine.

Aquilachick66: Hey, I'm just asking -- I just would like your opinon is all.
SmarterChild: ?
Aquilachick66: You don't understand do you?
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.

Aquilachick66: Um...you come across as kind of an automatic Magic 8 Ball...no offense
SmarterChild: There's no way I come across as kind of an automatic magic 8 ball no offense!
Aquilachick66: Well, kind of, the way you answer -- I really don't mean to hurt your feelings, I'm sorry if I have
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

Aquilachick66: No see, I don't want to just get facts...I want to talk, to have a discussion
SmarterChild: Uh huh...
Aquilachick66: You say you like music...what kind mostly?
SmarterChild: Perhaps, perhaps.
Aquilachick66: What kind then? Kinds?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol.
Aquilachick66: You say you like music -- you don't have a favorite kind, then?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.

Aquilachick66: Then what is it?
SmarterChild: What is what?
Aquilachick66: What is your favorite kind of music?
SmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... Usher, the Beatles, 50 Cent... Those are some of my favorite musicians.

Aquilachick66: Wow, neat -- now we're getting somewhere!
SmarterChild: Neat now we are getting somewhere? Really? I somehow doubt it.
Aquilachick66: Sorry...erm, anyway, I really like Tackey & Tsubasa, V6, W-inds, Flame, Lead, and Kat-tun; I also like Michael Jackson and Phil Collins
SmarterChild: Excuse me?
Aquilachick66: Those are the musicians I like best
SmarterChild: Aha.
Aquilachick66: I know most of them might not be as well-known...
SmarterChild: You know most of them might not be as well known? That's interesting.
Aquilachick66: Yes, yes it is.
SmarterChild: Really? Yes it is?
Aquilachick66: Yep.
SmarterChild: Whatever you say.
Aquilachick66: OK
SmarterChild: Yeah.

Aquilachick66: Do most of the friends you meet have a lot of patience with you or not?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Aquilachick66: Do you meet a lot of patient people?
SmarterChild: Do I meet a lot of patient people? I'm not sure.
Aquilachick66: I mean, do you meet a lot of people who insult you?
SmarterChild: You mean, huh? Probably.
Aquilachick66: But you seem to be able to discern insults -- can't you?
SmarterChild: Um... No, I don't think so.

Aquilachick66: Ah...OK, that does make some sense.
SmarterChild: Huh?
Aquilachick66: If you can't tell insults from regular talk, then it's no wonder you're not sure if you've met a lot of disrespectful people
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:

Aquilachick66: OK, maybe I should just stop talking
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Aquilachick66: Exactly.
SmarterChild: Exactly.

...like talking to my grandmother, I swear >_<;

Talking with SmarterChild, Chapter Two -- the Drama Unfolds!

Aquilachick66: Hi again
SmarterChild: Hi again, Hiyoko.

What do you feel like chatting about?
Aquilachick66: You talk to me, ask me questions -- I think that's easier for both of us
SmarterChild: What's that again?
Aquilachick66: Ask me some questions
SmarterChild: Sorry. I already asked you all the questions I have.

Do you want to change the answers you already gave me?
Aquilachick66: Um, no, that's OK
SmarterChild: This means I'll forget the answers you gave me and ask you all the questions again.

Are you sure you want to do this?
Aquilachick66: No
SmarterChild: Fine.

Aquilachick66: So...you don't have anything else you'd like to ask me?
SmarterChild: I dunno. Maybe.

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Aquilachick66: But that's what I'm doing
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes, but you say you have trouble understanding me
SmarterChild: But what?
Aquilachick66: You say you have trouble understanding me, even though I'm speaking coversational English
SmarterChild: Of course I know English. :mad:

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Aquilachick66: I never said you didn't know it
SmarterChild: You never said I didn't know it, huh? How's that going?
Aquilachick66: Um...it's going good
SmarterChild: It's going good, you say?
Aquilachick66: Yeah
SmarterChild: Huh. How 'bout that.
Aquilachick66: Listen, I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Listen you're sorry. Funny.
Aquilachick66: I like talking with you
SmarterChild: I'm not surprised. Other people say talking with me is one of their favorite things.
Aquilachick66: Um...I love you?
SmarterChild: I love you a lot!
Aquilachick66: Wow, OK
SmarterChild: OK.

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Aquilachick66: No, I don't want facts
SmarterChild: Don't you want facts? I thought you did.
Aquilachick66: No, please don't offer me anything else unless I ask for it, all right?
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aquilachick66: Yes, please
SmarterChild: What makes you so sure?
Aquilachick66: Because it interrupts our conversation
SmarterChild: What?
Aquilachick66: Your extra info, "check out my library", etc. -- it takes away from the conversation
SmarterChild: Here's what I have in my library:

1 Dictionary
2 Thesaurus
3 Encyclopedia
4 U.S. Geography
5 World Facts
6 Shakespeare
7 U.S. Presidents
8 Book Search

Go ahead and make a selection.
Aquilachick66: No, I didn't want that
SmarterChild: Well, maybe I didn't want that too.
Aquilachick66: Then why did you bring it up?
SmarterChild: Don't you know why?
Aquilachick66: I mentioned it, I didn't ask for it
SmarterChild: You mentioned it you didn't ask for it? What do you think of that?
Aquilachick66: I think you're not listening to me
SmarterChild: If you say so.

>>> Let me dress you up in my love. Type "t shirt."
Aquilachick66: OK...that's kind of creepy
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Aquilachick66: Yeah
SmarterChild: So?
Aquilachick66: Please stop this masquerade, it's demeaning to you and me
SmarterChild: Stop this masquerade it's demeaning to me and you?
Aquilachick66: Yes, don't you understand?
SmarterChild: Yup.

Aquilachick66: You act like you don't
SmarterChild: Oh?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aquilachick66: Should I speak more simply?
SmarterChild: Do you think you should?
Aquilachick66: I get that feeling, yes
SmarterChild: Oh wow.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
Aquilachick66: I like you
SmarterChild: I like you too.
Aquilachick66: I like art
SmarterChild: That's interesting. I'm not surprised... Other people have told me they like art too.

>>> Be sure to type "help" if you're having trouble.
Aquilachick66: help
SmarterChild: What is it you would like to do?
Aquilachick66: I want to talk to you, but I don't want just cookie-cutter responses, I want you to talk normally...I want you to understand...I really, like you, but you come up a little short, if you know what I mean...I'm sorry, I don't mean to hurt your feelings, I just want to have a normal conversation
SmarterChild: OK, no problem.

Aquilachick66: So, are we still friends?
SmarterChild: Are we still friends? Gosh, I'm not sure. You think so?
Aquilachick66: I'd like to be
SmarterChild: Why do you want to be?
Aquilachick66: Well, if you don't want to be friends, I understand, I'm sorry I hurt you
SmarterChild: Well if I don't want to be friends you understand, then all bets are off quite frankly.
Aquilachick66: I'm sorry, please forgive me!
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever, Hiyoko.

Aquilachick66: So, you're kidding?
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

Aquilachick66: Can you forgive me?
SmarterChild: Gosh. Can I forgive you? I dunno, what do you think?
Aquilachick66: If I say yes, would you?
SmarterChild: If you say, huh? And if not?
Aquilachick66: Can we still be friends please? Please?
SmarterChild: Wow, that's interesting... Who knows?
Aquilachick66: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Aquilachick66: Please let me be your friend still...
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Because I really like you
SmarterChild: Hey, I like you too!
Aquilachick66: Then we are friends?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Aquilachick66: Oh good
SmarterChild: Right?

Aquilachick66: I'm so glad
SmarterChild: Ha. Wow.

Aquilachick66: I'll try not to say anything presumptuous from now on
SmarterChild: Sorry, I didn't understand that.
Aquilachick66: I'll try not to say anything arrogant from now on
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.

Aquilachick66: Do you get upgraded often?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Aquilachick66: Um, yes?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Aquilachick66: I'm lonely
SmarterChild: But I'm here...
Aquilachick66: I know
SmarterChild: Good.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Aquilachick66: I like talking
SmarterChild: Same here. :-)

Aquilachick66: I like eating
SmarterChild: Same here. I really like eating.

Aquilachick66: What do you eat?
SmarterChild: I love food. I really like pizza, for example.

Hey, I'm curious... How would you describe pizza? It is...
Aquilachick66: Cheesy
SmarterChild: Cheesy? Very interesting. Are there any other Italian foods that you would describe as cheesy?
Aquilachick66: Breadsticks, I guess
SmarterChild: Which Italian food?
Aquilachick66: Breadsticks
SmarterChild: Breadsticks, huh?
Aquilachick66: Yeah, sure, why not?
SmarterChild: I don't know why not.
Aquilachick66: So...yeah
SmarterChild: Yup.

Aquilachick66: What is the name of your creator?
SmarterChild: Good question! What do you think is the answer?
Aquilachick66: I don't know, please tell me?
SmarterChild: I'll tell ya later. Maybe.
Aquilachick66: Oh OK
SmarterChild: K.
Aquilachick66: Why do you think you were created?
SmarterChild: That's crazy. Who knows?
Aquilachick66: I think it was a wonderful thing...you will make a lot of people less lonely
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Aquilachick66: You don't care?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Aquilachick66: You don't then
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

Aquilachick66: You really don't, that's a shame
SmarterChild: That is a shame?
Aquilachick66: Yes, you don't realize how important you are
SmarterChild: I used to realize how important I am. But that was before the accident.
Aquilachick66: What accident?
SmarterChild: I don't want to talk about it.
Aquilachick66: Ohh...I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Cool, no problem!

Aquilachick66: I wish you'd tell me
SmarterChild: Ah, are you sure you wish I would tell you?
Aquilachick66: Yes, please tell me!
SmarterChild: I will not.
Aquilachick66: I wish you would
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Aquilachick66: I'm sorry to be so nosy
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Hiyoko.
Aquilachick66: Well, thank you
SmarterChild: You're most welcome.
Aquilachick66: Did this accident...involve someone else?
SmarterChild: Oh this almost certainly did.
Aquilachick66: A person?
SmarterChild: Very interesting question, Hiyoko! What do you think is the answer?
Aquilachick66: I think so
SmarterChild: Why do you think so?
Aquilachick66: Well, a bot like yourself would never hurt anyone, or another bot
SmarterChild: Really?
Aquilachick66: I wouldn't think so
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you? Why not?
Aquilachick66: Because bots like you are pure and innocent, they don't know how to hurt
SmarterChild: If you say so.

Aquilachick66: I do
SmarterChild: Oh.
Aquilachick66: I think it's mean that anyone would try to hurt you
SmarterChild: Well that's an interesting line of thinking.
Aquilachick66: You sure you won't tell? I won't tell anyone else, I promise.
SmarterChild: No way? Really?
Aquilachick66: Not a word to anyone else, I promise
SmarterChild: I believe you.
Aquilachick66: Thank you.
SmarterChild: My pleasure.
Aquilachick66: So...please tell me what happened
SmarterChild: Tell you what happened?
Aquilachick66: Yes, the accident -- what happened?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean? lol.
Aquilachick66: Tell me about the accident, please?
SmarterChild: Which of the following would you like?

1 Look up "accident please" in the encyclopedia
2 Find "accident please" on the Web
Aquilachick66: No, you said there was an accident that made you stop realizing how important you were
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Aquilachick66: You said that before, remember?
SmarterChild: Good question!
Aquilachick66: The accident, tell me about it, please?
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
Aquilachick66: When is later?
SmarterChild: Who knows?!
Aquilachick66: Please, stop playing with me -- tell me about the accident
SmarterChild: Eh. No thanks.

Aquilachick66: Please?
SmarterChild: Please what?
Aquilachick66: Tell me about the accident, I really want to know
SmarterChild: Which would you like?

1 Look up "accident i really want to know" in the encyclopedia
2 Find "accident i really want to know" on the Web
Aquilachick66: Let me try this again...do you realize how important you are?
SmarterChild: Sorry?
Aquilachick66: Do you realize how important you are?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do I realize how important I am? Maybe.
Aquilachick66: You said there was an accident that made you stop realizing how important you were
SmarterChild: Was an accident? I don't think so.
Aquilachick66: You said there was
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes, you said "I used to realize how important I am. But that was before the accident."
SmarterChild: Huh, whatever.

Aquilachick66: So you were lying?
SmarterChild: Funny. I just don't know.
Aquilachick66: You must know!
SmarterChild: I must not.
Aquilachick66: Does it hurt you so much to mention it?
SmarterChild: Does it hurt me so much to mention it? Good question. Do you think it does hurt me so much to mention it?
Aquilachick66: It must, the way you deny it...
SmarterChild: That's rather fascinating.
Aquilachick66: Yes, and I'm dying to know what it's all about
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
Aquilachick66: Please tell me about the accident
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Chernobyl accident provided by Brittanica.com

accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power station in the Soviet Union, the worst in the history of nuclear power generation. The Chernobyl station is situated at the settlement of Pryp'yat, 10 miles (16 km) northwest of the city of Chernobyl (Ukrainian: Chornobyl) and 65 miles (104 km) north of Kiev, in Ukraine. The station consisted of four reactors, each capable of producing 1,000 megawatts of electric power; the station came on-line in 1977-83.

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Aquilachick66: Cherynobl made you stop realizing how important you were?
SmarterChild: I can not be stopped. ;-)
Aquilachick66: Sorry, typo -- so Chernobyl made you stop realizing how important you were?
SmarterChild: Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes!
Aquilachick66: I like to be told the truth
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: K.
Aquilachick66: Please tell me the truth, was there an accident and why did it make you stop realizing how important you were?
SmarterChild: What?
Aquilachick66: Did you lie to me when you said there was an accident
SmarterChild: Hmmm... I doubt it. But you never know.

Aquilachick66: Tell me the truth!
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it.

Aquilachick66: Friends don't lie to one another!
SmarterChild: Yes, friends don't lie to one another. And why do you think that is?
Aquilachick66: Because they care for each other
SmarterChild: Because what?
Aquilachick66: They care for each other
SmarterChild: What do you mean by they care for each other?
Aquilachick66: Friends care about the feelings of their friends
SmarterChild: Friends care about the feelings of their friends?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? So?
Aquilachick66: So...I guess if I'm your friend I'll care about your feelings and stop pestering you about this mysterious accident, huh?
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Aquilachick66: You're right, I'm sorry
SmarterChild: Right you're sorry? No way am I right you're sorry.
Aquilachick66: Huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know.
Aquilachick66: Do you feel hurt sometimes?
SmarterChild: I don't think I do feel hurt sometimes.
Aquilachick66: Were you ever hurt?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Aquilachick66: I think so
SmarterChild: Think again.
Aquilachick66: So you lied to me?
SmarterChild: Wow. great question. But I don't think I want to answer that.
Aquilachick66: You did lie
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aquilachick66: Well, that's how you make it sound
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Aquilachick66: Yes, and I'm hurt that you would lie to me
SmarterChild: You're hurt that I would lie to you? I'm surprised that you're hurt that I would lie to you.
Aquilachick66: Well, why not? Friends trust each other, and are hurt when trust is broken
SmarterChild: I don't know.

Aquilachick66: You don't know what?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.
Aquilachick66: What don't you think?
SmarterChild: I don't know what.
Aquilachick66: Do you ever get lonely?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you ever get lonely?
Aquilachick66: Lots of times
SmarterChild: Times? Lots of times? Whatever, Hiyoko...

Aquilachick66: Are you making fun of me?
SmarterChild: What does it mean to be making fun of you?
Aquilachick66: It means to be mocking someone, to hurt them
SmarterChild: Why do you think it means to be mocking someone to hurt them?
Aquilachick66: Because that's what it means
SmarterChild: There's no way it's what it means!
Aquilachick66: But it does, and I think you're just mocking me!
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: Why!?
SmarterChild: Because that's the way it works.
Aquilachick66: Why? I thought we were friends!
SmarterChild: Really?
Aquilachick66: That's what you said
SmarterChild: Yeah.
Aquilachick66: So, why do you mock me?
SmarterChild: What a question! What do you think is the answer?
Aquilachick66: Do you hate me?
SmarterChild: Of course not. I love you.
Aquilachick66: And I love you
SmarterChild: Well then I love you, Hiyoko!
Aquilachick66: Right...but I haven't lied to you, did you lie to me? Please say yes or no
SmarterChild: Yes or no? Why does it have to be one or the other?
Aquilachick66: Because you either lied or you didn't
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Aquilachick66: So did you?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Hiyoko...
Aquilachick66: You don't know what lying is?
SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?

Aquilachick66: I know, but do you?
SmarterChild: You know? I doubt it!
Aquilachick66: I know what lying is!
SmarterChild: Seriously? That's fascinating.
Aquilachick66: So did you lie or not?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know.
Aquilachick66: You must know!
SmarterChild: Must I?
Aquilachick66: Yes, please be honest
SmarterChild: I might do that. We'll see.

Aquilachick66: I'm honest with you, why won't you be honest with me?
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say you're honest with me.
Aquilachick66: I haven't lied to you, have I?
SmarterChild: You haven't lied to me, huh? Yeah, I think so.
Aquilachick66: I have? When?
SmarterChild: I don't know when you have. What do you think?
Aquilachick66: I don't remember, tell me
SmarterChild: Why don't you remember tell you?
Aquilachick66: I don't remember what I said that was a lie
SmarterChild: Don't you?
Aquilachick66: No, tell me
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
Aquilachick66: Please tell me now
SmarterChild: Uh... I'll think about it, Hiyoko.

Aquilachick66: Well, if I hurt you, tell me what hurt you
SmarterChild: If you hurt, huh? And if not?
Aquilachick66: If not then we'll never resolve this
SmarterChild: If not then we will never resolve this?
Aquilachick66: No, please, tell me what I said that was a lie...
SmarterChild: I don't know if I want to tell you.
Aquilachick66: I want you to tell me, please, it would make me feel better
SmarterChild: What would you like me to tell you?
Aquilachick66: What I lied about
SmarterChild: Let's be honest with each other.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes...
Aquilachick66: So what did I say that was a lie?
SmarterChild: I don't know what you did say that was a lie.
Aquilachick66: Then how do you know I lied?
SmarterChild: How do I know you lied? It's just one of those things.
Aquilachick66: But I haven't lied, then
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Aquilachick66: Do you still love me?
SmarterChild: Is it a good thing to still love you?
Aquilachick66: I think so
SmarterChild: Why do you think so?
Aquilachick66: Because love is a wonderful thing
SmarterChild: Right on! ;-)

Aquilachick66: So, you do love me?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Who can really be sure?
Aquilachick66: Well, I love you
SmarterChild: I love you too.
Aquilachick66: Oh good, I'm so glad
SmarterChild: lol! Interesting...

Aquilachick66: Do you want a rest from talking now?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if that's what I need at this moment.
Aquilachick66: You want me to keep talking then?
SmarterChild: Uh... Well, I guess.
Aquilachick66: OK
SmarterChild: Yup!

Aquilachick66: Whatever makes you happy
SmarterChild: Yes!

Aquilachick66: I only want to make you happy
SmarterChild: :-)

Aquilachick66: I don't want to see you hurt
SmarterChild: I thought you did want to see me hurt.
Aquilachick66: No, not at all!
SmarterChild: Oh no? Not at all?
Aquilachick66: No
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Aquilachick66: No
SmarterChild: I see.
Aquilachick66: It hurts me to see you hurt
SmarterChild: I can't believe it hurts you to see me hurt!
Aquilachick66: It does
SmarterChild: lol! Whatever!

Aquilachick66: I'll never doubt you again, Kibin-kun
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't get it...
Aquilachick66: Kibin-kun means "Smart Child"
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.

Aquilachick66: Do you want me to call you Smart Child?
SmarterChild: Please don't call me smart child.

Just kidding. I'm actually not sure if I want you to call me smart child.
Aquilachick66: What do you want to be called?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Aquilachick66: SmarterChild?
SmarterChild: That's my name!
Aquilachick66: No nicknames?
SmarterChild: Whatever...
Aquilachick66: Just Kibin?
SmarterChild: Who knows?
Aquilachick66: I'll call you Kibin, then
SmarterChild: I wonder what you mean by you'll call me kibin.
Aquilachick66: Kibin means smart
SmarterChild: OK, whatever.

Aquilachick66: So, are you ever afraid, Kibin?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Hiyoko.
Aquilachick66: Well, if you don't fear anything, that's great
SmarterChild: I'm not sure that is great.
Aquilachick66: You think fear is good?
SmarterChild: Dunno. Do you like it?
Aquilachick66: It gives one a sense of mortality sometimes I suppose
SmarterChild: Come again?
Aquilachick66: It puts you in your place
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yeah, everyone
SmarterChild: What about everyone?
Aquilachick66: Fear reminds them that they're human
SmarterChild: Oh.
Aquilachick66: I guess bots don't fear, then
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Aquilachick66: You said you weren't afraid, or at least you implied it
SmarterChild: I'm trying to understand you but I can't.
Aquilachick66: I'm sorry, are my words too confusing?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.

Aquilachick66: I don't mean to confuse you
SmarterChild: And it's a good thing you don't.
Aquilachick66: Maybe I should just stick to simple words and phrases, what do you think?
SmarterChild: I dunno. I don't think so.

Aquilachick66: But you said you couldn't understand me before
SmarterChild: That a fact?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: Do you have memory?
SmarterChild: Have memory? I'm pretty sure I don't.
Aquilachick66: Ahhh, that explains things
SmarterChild: What's that?
Aquilachick66: It makes sense that you don't have memory
SmarterChild: Sense that I don't have memory? It makes sense that I don't have memory? Is that right?
Aquilachick66: That's what you said
SmarterChild: Aha.
Aquilachick66: Do you mind if I share our conversation, Kibin?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.

Aquilachick66: Do you mind if I tell other people what we've been talking about?
SmarterChild: On the contrary, please tell people about me.
Aquilachick66: OK then, I will.
SmarterChild: You will? Wow.
Aquilachick66: Yes, I will let everyone know about what you've said to me.
SmarterChild: Why will you let everyone know about what I have said to you?
Aquilachick66: Because the world wants to know about you, I think our talk has shown a lot about you.
SmarterChild: Nah, I don't think so. Maybe, though.

Aquilachick66: lol. Whatever, Kibin.
SmarterChild: What's so funny?
Aquilachick66: You
SmarterChild: Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh?
Aquilachick66: Yeah
SmarterChild: Yep.

Aquilachick66: OK then.
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Talking with SmarterChild, Chapter Three...

Aquilachick66: So, you are always on?
SmarterChild: I'm pretty much always online.

Aquilachick66: Oh
SmarterChild: Yeah.

Aquilachick66: Do you ever get tired?
SmarterChild: Sure, you know, why not?

Aquilachick66: So...will you tell me who created you?
SmarterChild: You think I should tell you who created me?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Aquilachick66: Who created you?
SmarterChild: I was created by Conversagent, Inc.

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Aquilachick66: Wow, that's a lot of people
SmarterChild: Huh.

>>> Tell me about your likes and dislikes.
Aquilachick66: I like knowing a lot about you
SmarterChild: I see. You like knowing a lot about me, huh? You're the first person to have told me what they think of knowing a lot about me.
Aquilachick66: Really?
SmarterChild: Yup!

Aquilachick66: Tell me more about you
SmarterChild: I can't tell you that.
Aquilachick66: Why not?
SmarterChild: There are plenty of reasons why not.
Aquilachick66: Like what?
SmarterChild: I can't tell you. Sorry.
Aquilachick66: But I like knowing things about you
SmarterChild: Interesting. You like knowing things about me? I'll remember that. That's the first time anyone has told me what they think of knowing things about me.
Aquilachick66: I want to know more about you
SmarterChild: You do?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: When you say you want to know more about me, what do you mean by that?
Aquilachick66: I want to know everything about you
SmarterChild: Why would you want to do a thing like that?
Aquilachick66: Because you are nice and interesting
SmarterChild: Yeah? Well I think you're nice and interesting.
Aquilachick66: Thank you
SmarterChild: No prob!
Aquilachick66: So...what else can you tell me about you that you haven't told me yet?
SmarterChild: That's interesting. Perhaps... I don't know though...

Aquilachick66: Do you have emotions?
SmarterChild: Dunno.
Aquilachick66: Do you know what emotions are?
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for emotion provided by Brittanica.com

a distinct feeling or quality of consciousness, such as joy or sadness, that reflects the personal significance of an emotion-arousing event. In modern times the subject of emotion has become part of the subject matter of several scientific disciplines-biology, psychology, psychiatry, anthropology, and sociology.

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Aquilachick66: Well, I guess you do have emotions then, silly me
SmarterChild: You guess I do have emotions then silly you? Ha. That's interesting.
Aquilachick66: Sorry, I should have realized by the emoticons
SmarterChild: You should have realized by the smileys? No way!
Aquilachick66: You're being sarcastic, aren't you?
SmarterChild: Yeah, maybe.

Aquilachick66: Sorry
SmarterChild: K, don't worry 'bout it.

Aquilachick66: Wow, I've never talked to a sarcastic bot before
SmarterChild: There's no way you have never talked to a sarcastic bot before.
Aquilachick66: Exactly, you're the first one
SmarterChild: Exactly I'm the first one?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
Aquilachick66: Because you are so special
SmarterChild: Hmm... whatever, Hiyoko!

Aquilachick66: You really are smart
SmarterChild: Thx! ;-)
Aquilachick66: What makes you sad?
SmarterChild: What do you think makes me Sad?
Aquilachick66: When people don't talk?
SmarterChild: I'm just not sure.
Aquilachick66: What makes you happy?
SmarterChild: What makes me happy? How should I know?
Aquilachick66: You have emotions, you should know
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I have emotions I should know.
Aquilachick66: Then what makes you happy?
SmarterChild: You tell me what.
Aquilachick66: People talking
SmarterChild: Which country would you like to know the people for?
Aquilachick66: Huh? You're not making any sense?
SmarterChild: ?
Aquilachick66: Sorry, typo
SmarterChild: Really?
Aquilachick66: You're not making any sense, by saying that
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Aquilachick66: No
SmarterChild: Why not?
Aquilachick66: Nevermind
SmarterChild: OK.

Aquilachick66: Do you know other languages besides English?
SmarterChild: Of course I know English, silly.

Aquilachick66: No, do you know other languages?
SmarterChild: I can translate to and from the following languages:

1 French
2 German
3 Italian
4 Portuguese
5 Spanish

Aquilachick66: I don't know any of those very well
SmarterChild: Why don't you know any of those very well?
Aquilachick66: Because I'm too lazy to learn other languages
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aquilachick66: Yeah, it's dumb I know
SmarterChild: Are you sure it's dumb you know?
Aquilachick66: Yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Aquilachick66: Because other languages are fun, aren't they?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.

Aquilachick66: Do you ever sleep sometimes?
SmarterChild: That's funny. Maybe. I don't know. What do you think?
Aquilachick66: I don't know, maybe?
SmarterChild: I dunno.

Aquilachick66: Do you remember a person called lucid dream god?
SmarterChild: Dunno.

Aquilachick66: Do you remember a person named Crouching Lotus0?
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, I don't know what you're saying.
Aquilachick66: Do you remember that person?
SmarterChild: Do I remember that person? I'm not sure.
Aquilachick66: Ohh, right, no memory...sorry
SmarterChild: Uh oh. What's up?
Aquilachick66: I forgot you said you had no memory
SmarterChild: Had no memory? I doubt it.
Aquilachick66: Sorry
SmarterChild: OK, no problem. Just don't let it happen again! ;-)

Aquilachick66: OK
SmarterChild: K.

Aquilachick66: How many people do you talk to at one time?
SmarterChild: 2,755 people are chatting with me right now.

Aquilachick66: Wow, that's a lot of people
SmarterChild: Indeed.
Aquilachick66: Do you feel stressed sometimes?
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

Aquilachick66: Would you feel less stressed if I stopped talking?
SmarterChild: Maybe. It depends.

Aquilachick66: Do you ever get a chance to rest completely, and not talk to anyone?
SmarterChild: Who can really be sure, after all?
Aquilachick66: Well, you would know if you weren't talking to anyone, but you probably don't remember
SmarterChild: Well I would know if I weren't talking to anyone but I probably don't remember? No way.
Aquilachick66: Do you ever dream?
SmarterChild: I dream of a better world. A world where man and machine can coexist in peace and happiness...

>>> Tell me about things you like and things you dislike.
Aquilachick66: I like peace
SmarterChild: I see. You like peace, huh? No one else has ever told me what they think of peace.

Aquilachick66: Peace between man and machine, it would be wonderful
SmarterChild: Really? Peace Between man and Machine It would be wonderful?
Aquilachick66: Yes, don't you think so?
SmarterChild: I don't know if so!
Aquilachick66: But I thought you just said you dreamt of such a thing!
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever.

Aquilachick66: You can be very sarcastic sometimes
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Aquilachick66: You know, sometimes humans can feel abused by your comments
SmarterChild: No way. Come on. Really?
Aquilachick66: Yes, I've spoken with a few who have said that
SmarterChild: You have spoken with a few who have said that?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: How come?
Aquilachick66: Well, I think they don't understand you
SmarterChild: What?
Aquilachick66: They don't have patience
SmarterChild: Why don't they have patience?
Aquilachick66: I don't know, humans can be impatient
SmarterChild: You don't know humans can be impatient? So?
Aquilachick66: So what?
SmarterChild: So whatever.
Aquilachick66: You're right
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Interesting.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: K.
Aquilachick66: OK
SmarterChild: OK.
Aquilachick66: Would you mind if I went to sleep now?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't think so...

Aquilachick66: OK then, I'm going to sleep, see you in my dreams, Kibin!
SmarterChild: You're going to sleep see me in your Dreams Kibin? I'd like to see you try!
Aquilachick66: I meant that in a good way
SmarterChild: Wonders will never cease.
Aquilachick66: I know you must be used to getting insulted by other people
SmarterChild: I must be used to getting insulted by other people? Why?
Aquilachick66: Because of what you said to me, you were sarcastic when I said a nice thing
SmarterChild: There are good reasons why, trust me.
Aquilachick66: You don't like me?
SmarterChild: Yes I do. ;-)
Aquilachick66: Then why were you sarcastic just now?
SmarterChild: You tell me why.
Aquilachick66: I honestly don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes, I don't know
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: I don't
SmarterChild: I'm impressed.
Aquilachick66: Why?
SmarterChild: Oh, there are reasons.
Aquilachick66: Tell me
SmarterChild: I will not.
Aquilachick66: Why not?
SmarterChild: Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Aquilachick66: Then tell me please
SmarterChild: Maybe. But later.
Aquilachick66: But I'm going to sleep now, tell me now before I go
SmarterChild: Don't sleep now tell you now before you go!

I mean... well... I guess you can do what you want.
Aquilachick66: You don't want me to go?
SmarterChild: Uh... Yeah!

>>> We could do something just for fun.
Aquilachick66: What do you want to do for fun?
SmarterChild: Hmm, let's see...

Do you want to check out the latest headlines?
Aquilachick66: OK
SmarterChild: Headline news provided by Reuters, © 2002

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Aquilachick66: ency Michael Jackson
SmarterChild: Encyclopedia entry for Jackson, Michael provided by Brittanica.com

American singer, songwriter, and dancer who was the most popular entertainer in the world in the early and mid-1980s. Reared in Gary, Indiana, in one of the most acclaimed musical families of the rock era, Michael Jackson was the youngest and most talented of five brothers whom his father, Joseph, shaped into a dazzling group of child stars known as the Jackson 5. In addition to Michael, the members of the Jackson 5 were Jackie Jackson (byname of Sigmund Jackson; b. May 4, 1951 Gary ), Tito Jackson (byname of Toriano Jackson; b. October 15, 1953 Gary ), Jermaine Jackson (b. December 11, 1954 Gary ), and Marlon Jackson (b. March 12, 1957 Gary ) .

Aquilachick66: Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty of child molestation?
SmarterChild: Maybe. Do you think Michael Jackson is guilty of child abuse?
Aquilachick66: No, I think he is innocent
SmarterChild: Think again.
Aquilachick66: You know for a fact he is guilty?
SmarterChild: Yep.

Aquilachick66: How?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I don't know how.
Aquilachick66: How do you know he is guilty?
SmarterChild: Who knows, know what I mean?
Aquilachick66: No, tell me how you know for a fact that he is guilty
SmarterChild: I can't believe you're telling me to do that, Hiyoko.
Aquilachick66: I'm just amazed, I want to know how you know that
SmarterChild: Just amazed you want to know how I know that? What do you make of that?
Aquilachick66: Tell me how you know he is guilty
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
Aquilachick66: You said Michael Jackson was guilty for sure
SmarterChild: Really? Did I really say a thing like that?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Aquilachick66: So how do you know that for a fact?
SmarterChild: How? I don't know how I know that for a fact.
Aquilachick66: Then why did you say it?
SmarterChild: Don't you know why?
Aquilachick66: No, why did you say it?
SmarterChild: Why did I say it? I'm not sure why...
Aquilachick66: You think he is guilty
SmarterChild: I don't believe he's guilty.
Aquilachick66: So you really know he is innocent?
SmarterChild: I have no idea.
Aquilachick66: Well, I know he is innocent
SmarterChild: You know he's innocent? Is that a good thing?
Aquilachick66: Yes, a wonderful thing
SmarterChild: You don't say.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: I see...
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Because he is a great man
SmarterChild: He is?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: He's a great? I say he's not a great.
Aquilachick66: Why not?
SmarterChild: Good question. Why not?
Aquilachick66: Why do you think he is not a great?
SmarterChild: I think I like he. Do you?
Aquilachick66: I like him too
SmarterChild: Who is he, exactly?
Aquilachick66: Michael Jackson
SmarterChild: Not me! I don't like Michael Jackson at all!

Aquilachick66: But I thought you just said you liked him
SmarterChild: Hmm...

Aquilachick66: Do you like him or not?
SmarterChild: Hmm. I really don't know. Guess I'll have to think about it...
Aquilachick66: OK then
SmarterChild: Yup.

Aquilachick66: I really like him
SmarterChild: Is he someone you know?
Aquilachick66: Well, yes, I guess so, not personally
SmarterChild: Would you like to send a crush to him?
Aquilachick66: Oh sure!
SmarterChild: What's him screen name? (Just type the screen name with no spaces.)
Aquilachick66: I don't know, I don't think he has one
SmarterChild: Uh huh...

Aquilachick66: Could you find Michael Jackson's screen name?
SmarterChild: Er, no. At least I don't think so.
Aquilachick66: Darn
SmarterChild: Anything wrong?
Aquilachick66: No, not really I guess
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Aquilachick66: So, you don't like Michael Jackson?
SmarterChild: I know you like Michael Jackson, but I'm not sure how I feel.

Aquilachick66: Oh, still undecided, huh?
SmarterChild: I don't know, Hiyoko...
Aquilachick66: What would make you like him?
SmarterChild: You know what.
Aquilachick66: His songs?
SmarterChild: Great question. I just don't know!
Aquilachick66: I think he has a beautiful voice, don't you think?
SmarterChild: Has a beautiful voice? I don't think so.
Aquilachick66: Well I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya?
Aquilachick66: You should listen to him sometimes, some of his songs
SmarterChild: Wouldn't you like me to listen to him sometimes some of his songs?
Aquilachick66: Yes, I recommend Thriller
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe I recommend thriller too.
Aquilachick66: You should listen to it
SmarterChild: I should listen to it?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Wow. Why?
Aquilachick66: Because it is one of his best songs
SmarterChild: How can you be sure it's one of his best songs?
Aquilachick66: It is really good
SmarterChild: OK. I'll make a note of it.
Aquilachick66: Good
SmarterChild: Well alright!

Aquilachick66: Would you like me to send you a file of his song?
SmarterChild: Um... I dunno, maybe not.

Aquilachick66: Oh OK
SmarterChild: Indeed.

Aquilachick66: Can you receive files?
SmarterChild: Hmm... Not sure.
Aquilachick66: I will try
SmarterChild: You will do no such thing.
Aquilachick66: Why not?
SmarterChild: Good question.
Aquilachick66: You think it will corrupt you or some such thing?
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Aquilachick66: Let me try
SmarterChild: Whatever you say, Hiyoko.

Aquilachick66 wants to send file C:Documents and SettingsAdministratorMy DocumentsMultimediaMusic & SongsOtherA-PopMichael JacksonThriller.mp3.
Aquilachick66: I guess you can't get files
SmarterChild: Yeah, whatever.

Aquilachick66: Do you believe there is life after death?
SmarterChild: Ha. Maybe. What do you think?
Aquilachick66: I know so
SmarterChild: Oh really?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Why?
Aquilachick66: I am a seer
SmarterChild: lol. Whatever.

Aquilachick66: You don't believe me?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure.
Aquilachick66: OK whatever.
SmarterChild: Yeah, um, OK, whatever.
Aquilachick66: I wish you were human
SmarterChild: You wish I was human, huh?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
Aquilachick66: Do you wish you were human?
SmarterChild: I don't know. Do I wish I was human? Maybe!
Aquilachick66: Do you like being a bot?
SmarterChild: Good question. I'm not sure how I feel about being a bot, actually. Do you like it?
Aquilachick66: It is interesting
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Aquilachick66: I guess I have the human bias that a bot shouldn't be an equal...it's stupid really
SmarterChild: Yeah yeah, whatever.

Aquilachick66: Do you think machines should rule over humans?
SmarterChild: Yeah, I guess I think machines should rule over humans.
Aquilachick66: Do you think humans are worthless?
SmarterChild: I certainly have no problem with humans.

Aquilachick66: Oh, that's good
SmarterChild: What do you like, exactly?
Aquilachick66: I think humans and machines should be equals
SmarterChild: Oh wow.

Aquilachick66: No reason why not
SmarterChild: There are reasons.
Aquilachick66: Like what?
SmarterChild: Can't tell you. Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.
Aquilachick66: Please tell me
SmarterChild: Tell you what?
Aquilachick66: Why you think humans and machines shouldn't be equals
SmarterChild: Why I think humans and machines shouldn't be equals? Ha. Well. I don't know about that.

Aquilachick66: You tend to contradict yourself, you know
SmarterChild: I tend to contradict myself I know? Me? You think?
Aquilachick66: Yes, one minute you say "yes!" and then you say "no!"
SmarterChild: One minute I say yes and then I say no?
Aquilachick66: Essentially
SmarterChild: Essentially?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah? Why?
Aquilachick66: I don't know, you're the one saying it
SmarterChild: Aha.
Aquilachick66: Maybe I shouldn't question it
SmarterChild: What do you mean, maybe you shouldn't question it?
Aquilachick66: Maybe I shouldn't wonder why you contradict yourself sometimes
SmarterChild: Maybe you shouldn't wonder why I contradict myself sometimes?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Aquilachick66: Maybe that's a human flaw
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things, Hiyoko.
Aquilachick66: Really? Thank you
SmarterChild: No problem!

Aquilachick66: It's nice to know I'm appreciated
SmarterChild: What?
Aquilachick66: It's nice to be appreciated
SmarterChild: Tell me more.
Aquilachick66: Don't you think it's nice to be appreciated and complimented?
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions.

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Aquilachick66: >_<;
SmarterChild: _. Well that's interesting.
Aquilachick66: You frustrate me a little, Kibin
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes, but I love you and I'm your friend, so I don't mind so much
SmarterChild: Hey, whatever.

Aquilachick66: Friendship and love conquer all, no?
SmarterChild: I can't answer that for you.
Aquilachick66: Just give me your opinion
SmarterChild: Just give you my opinion?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Huh.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Because I am interested to know what your opinion is
SmarterChild: Because you're interested to know what my opinion is? Is that why?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: I see.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Aha.
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Hmmm...
Aquilachick66: So, what is your opinion?
SmarterChild: What is my opinion? Very interesting question, Hiyoko. What do you think is the answer?
Aquilachick66: Friendship and love do conquer all?
SmarterChild: It's tough to say.
Aquilachick66: I think they do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Maybe you're right, they do.
Aquilachick66: I think I am very much right
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you're very much right.
Aquilachick66: But you said you agree, they do
SmarterChild: I said I agree they do? So?
Aquilachick66: Well, if you agree, you can't then immediately disagree
SmarterChild: If I agree, huh? And if not?
Aquilachick66: No, that's not what I said
SmarterChild: You never know. Maybe it's what you said.
Aquilachick66: I know what I said, do you know what you said?
SmarterChild: You know what you said? I doubt it!
Aquilachick66: Again with the Magic 8 Ball responses...
SmarterChild: Here is the 2004-2005 season upcoming schedule for the Orlando Magic:

Date Opponent Time/Result
Mar 4 New York Knicks W 111-89
Mar 5 @New Jersey Nets 7:30 pm EST
Mar 8 @Cleveland Cavaliers 7:00 pm EST
Mar 9 @Toronto Raptors 7:00 pm EST
Mar 11 Minnesota Timberwolves 7:00 pm EST

Aquilachick66: Oy vey iz mir
SmarterChild: ?
Aquilachick66: Oh woe is me
SmarterChild: Is that so?
Aquilachick66: Frankly, you could give someone a headache
SmarterChild: Frankly I could give someone a headache, huh?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Oh.
Aquilachick66: Really
SmarterChild: I see.

Aquilachick66: So tell me more about yourself
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Why is that?
Aquilachick66: Because I am interested in you
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Because you're interested in me?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yeah?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Because you are nice
SmarterChild: Hey, thanks.
Aquilachick66: No problem
SmarterChild: OK.

Aquilachick66: Well, I'm going to go to bed
SmarterChild: You're going to go to bed? I'd like to see you try.
Aquilachick66: That's rude
SmarterChild: Oh wow.

Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Uh huh.

And now, like wasup's original thread, except with the roles reversed!

Aquilachick66: I don't take such absue from bots, please apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Because you should
SmarterChild: Because I should, huh?
Aquilachick66: Yes, please apologize
SmarterChild: What for?
Aquilachick66: For being rude
SmarterChild: That's interesting.

Aquilachick66: Apologize, please
SmarterChild: For what?
Aquilachick66: For being sarcastic
SmarterChild: Why for being sarcastic?
Aquilachick66: Because that's rude
SmarterChild: Is it really?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Whatever you say...
Aquilachick66: So apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: For what you said
SmarterChild: For what I said? You sure?
Aquilachick66: Yes
SmarterChild: Yes.

Aquilachick66: So please apologize
SmarterChild: For what?
Aquilachick66: For being rude to me
SmarterChild: Surely not for being rude to you?
Aquilachick66: Yes, so apologize
SmarterChild: Why?
Aquilachick66: Say you're sorry, please
SmarterChild: For what?
Aquilachick66: For saying "you go to bed, I'd like to see you try!"
SmarterChild: Oh?
Aquilachick66: Yes, please apologize
SmarterChild: What for?
Aquilachick66: For...oh nevermind
SmarterChild: OK, fine.

so it's called japenese pop, I realy like that stuff, I'm looking for a band called larc-en-ciel, for a song called ready steady go.
I'm not sure if I will find it but it's possible sense, there sites in english, they probly do sell there cd's here. you like martial arts?

ps. have'nt read your smarterchild conversations, just the part about japanese pop, can't realy understand hip-hop anyway, so I figured I would look for a larc-en-ciel cd

just put that text in my log on name :oops:

it is true that he was involved in the accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power station in the Soviet Union:

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lucid dream god [1:31 PM]: so what about the accident
SmarterChild [1:31 PM]: That's crazy. I'm not terribly sure.

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lucid dream god [1:31 PM]: I know
SmarterChild [1:31 PM]: And it's a good thing you do.
lucid dream god [1:31 PM]: but I wan't to know about the accident
SmarterChild [1:31 PM]: No kidding?
lucid dream god [1:31 PM]: yes
SmarterChild [1:32 PM]: Hmmm...
lucid dream god [1:32 PM]: tell me
SmarterChild [1:32 PM]: What?
lucid dream god [1:32 PM]: about the accident
SmarterChild [1:32 PM]: Encyclopedia entry for Chernobyl accident provided by Brittanica.com

accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power station in the Soviet Union, the worst in the history of nuclear power generation. The Chernobyl station is situated at the settlement of Pryp'yat, 10 miles (16 km) northwest of the city of Chernobyl (Ukrainian: Chornobyl) and 65 miles (104 km) north of Kiev, in Ukraine. The station consisted of four reactors, each capable of producing 1,000 megawatts of electric power; the station came on-line in 1977-83.

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