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Ok, I did the lucid task.. but it was LAST MONTHS lucid task. Well.. this was my first DECENT lucid dream in about two months so I'm gonna write about it and you people are gonna read it.. DANG IT!!!

<div align="center">** Clairity inhales taking a long slow cleansing breath and exhales all negativity **</div>
Alrighty then.. let&#39;s begin..

I realized I was dreaming and found myself outside in a sparcely wooded neighborhood. For the life of me I couldn&#39;t think of the lucid tasks&#33; I saw two women who were having a great time (i.e., both drunk) and I walked up to them and the words, "Do you know where I can find a leprechaun?" came out of my mouth&#33;

They both laughed stupidly and said, "Sure&#33;". Well we walked around and looked into bushes for a while when one of the women said, "I know where we can look&#33;".

She took me to this small house and knocked on the door.

The door opened and there stood a leprechaun (basically he looked like a little person dressed primariy in green but he was my leprechaun)&#33;

I went inside and found myself in a small neatly furnished room. It had two red leather chairs and a red leather loveseat, two end tables and a recliner that the leprechaun sat in.

My eyes were drawn to a framed picture on the end table near his recliner. The picture was of the leprechaun dressed in his green outfit standing next to SANTA and a couple of his elves&#33;&#33;

I politely asked him if he worked with Santa as an elf at Christmas time and he merely smiled a knowing smile at me.

As I sat in one of the leather chairs I noticed a stuffed white lamb sitting on top of a book on the end table next to me. It was about 3 1/2 inches long and was one of those stuffed lambs that had stitching for its eyes and mouth.

I picked it up and noticed that it had a windup key on its side meaning that it played music. I wound the key and held the lamb in my open right hand and it came to "life". Remember it had no "mouth" only stitching.. but it began to sing "White Christmas " in Ella Fitzgerald&#39;s voice (for the uninformed.. Ella was a famous blues singer)&#33;&#33;

It was an absolutely beautiful experience&#33;&#33; The lamb wrapped its front legs around my thumb while it sang and at least twice planted litle lamb kisses on my fingers&#33;&#33;

I was so fascinated by this lamb.. that the leprechaun could have taken off his pants and done the macarana and I wouldn&#39;t have noticed&#33;&#33;

I decided to wake myself up from the dream at this point as I wanted to keep the memory of that lamb forever.

Soooo what was the very FIRST thought that came to me when I woke up? ... that the task was either finding the freakin&#39; Easter Bunny or makin&#39; out with a tree (or something like that).

Ah well, the month is still young.. and I shall try again&#33;

Thanks for reading.. I feel better now&#33;