Dam, i dont think this counts. Ill give it another go if not. No taste tho. =[
Ghostly Eatings.
Was in school and knew mum was coming to collect me. Got to the back gate and jumped over it. Realised I was dreaming and then thought of the task of the month. “Eat something uneatable”. I saw cars driving along the road so I decided to stand in front of one and let it drive into my mouth. I did and my mouth got really big, the size of a car. The car drove into my mouth and passed through me like a ghost.
I then got sidetracked by a hot girl…
If eating = Injesting (into your mouth) then yes i ate a car.
If eating = Injesting, and digesting; then no. I'll have to try again =P