I wanna drive my friends nuts, help me out

Oops, forgot an important part. Please. =)

I need three things, some of which may be objectionable to you. Honestly, they're just for kicks and giggles and not to harm the machines or people.

1) I need a program to kill the csrss.exe process on Windows XP. I tried a command prompt prgm, but it fails miserably due to the lack of admin. privileges.

2) I need my flash drive to autorun the said program upon being plugged in to a computer.

3) I need a safe method to remove this program when I'm done joking around. I do not have access to a Mac, only Vista or XP PCs.

Any advice?

Stopping that process would probably cause the computer to crash/BSOD. Why don't you just a use the BSOD screen saver instead?

http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/s.../bb897558.aspx

Stopping that process does cause the BSOD, but a screen saver seems better. Hmm...