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12/02/2008
"Wolf Trap"
I was being chased by a huge wolf-like creature. Running through a park, I ran straight through a jungle gym, dashing up the ramp and threading the pillars. The “wolf” (though I think it had an elongated body) was so big, that he couldn’t fit through the opening. Well, not all the way through. His head and front legs followed me in, but he got stuck at the hip. I ran across the bridge and jumped off the other side of the structure. Looking back, I saw that the wolf was stuck, and having a really hard time pulling himself out. Getting up a bit of nerve, I walked back over to him. The way he was groaning and struggling, I could see that he was stuck good. Amazingly enough I wasn’t the least bit surprised when he started talking. He was trying to talk me into helping him out. He had the kind of voice and demeanor that might make you think of the big bad wolf – gruff and abrasive, but just slightly proper. I was messing with him, walking up close and folding my arms, telling him about how he should “just look at yourself,” because of the predicament his chasing me got him in. He was just shy of actually begging me to help me out, but I kept taunting him, knowing that if I let him out, he’d tear me apart. Finally, frustrated, he stretched his neck as far as he could and snapped his massive jaws – big enough to swallow me whole – still a few feet too far away from me to get a bite. I laughed and he snapped a few more times in futility. Some more people came around and we all just kinda gawked at him for a while. Heh. He was so pissed.