Jimmy 2.0(feedback welcome)
Jimmy 2.0 was angry. His mother would not let him have a machine gun. No matter how he asked his mother said "No". So what does an 11 year old boy want with such a weapon? The answer was simple enough. He wanted to shoot sombody. But who?
Jimmy 2.0's mom always told him never to trust anyone. So naturaly, he didn't trust her or anybody else for that matter. Jimmy 2.0's mom also taught him to be vengefull. "Forgiveness is for suckers!" she would say. Despite this, Jimmy2.0's older brother, Jimmy 1.0, was very forgiving. But the whole family forgave him for his shortcomings. After all, he was an outdated and almost completely obsolete member of the family. On Jimmy 2.0's 5th birthday, his mother sold all $50,000 of love invested in Jimmy 1.0, and bought shares in Jimmy 2.0 instead. And it turned out to be a great investment. Jimmy 2.0 was as cold and heartless as any parent could ever hope.
As for Jimmy 1.0, he just grew worse and worse. He'd speak of such primitive ideas like "love", "spirituality", and "purpose". So, naturally he was heavily drugged in hopes that he was salvagable. But eventually his growing insanity got the better of him, and one day he started to cry! So they cut thier losses and sold his meat to McRonalds resteraunt for $17, which was good timing because McRonalds had thier "17 sticks of meat for 17$" deal, going that week.
After eating a few sticks of meat, Jimmy 2.0 went to his room angrily. He still wanted a machine gun and, that night, decided he would get one, with or without his mothers permission. So, the next morning he took his moms credit card and bought a machine gun from the school vending machine. And when he got home, before his mom could even ask about the gun in his hands, he shot her. One hundred times in one second. Needless to say, the Federal Department of Nosiness showed up showed up and took Jimmy 2.0 away. He was put on trial, by a supercomputer, to determine if his actions were neccisary. So he told the computer about how he wanted a gun, so he could shoot his mom, for not letting him have a gun, which he wanted so he could shoot his mom, for not letting him have a gun, which he wanted so.....
So the computer determined that his actions were completely logical and let him go free. The main reason for these trials was to determine if the defendant was sane, which Jimmy 2.0 clearly was. What Jimmy 2.0 did was cold and heartless. His mother would be proud.
