Limericks to pass the time

Keep in mind I'd just done 8 hours of straight data entry (w/ a 20 minute break) so this is what I came up with while I was waiting for my mom to say it was time to go home.... (this may be my first contribution to the Artist's Corner)

#1:
There once was a cat named Chipper'
Who lived with an old man, the Skipper.
The cat loved to jump
And to land with a whump,
So whenever she wanted, he'd flip 'er.

#2:
The world, it was hit by a comet,
Which made quite a few people vomit.
Others just cried,
Not a few people died,
So now I'm the last person on it.

:D That's it for now.

-Amé

I liked those, they made me laugh which is something to be said in itself. The first one reminded me of a cat I used to have that I would do presicely that with :mrgreen: . :flying cat emoticon here:

I have an entire database of offensive limericks but they're, well, offensive. :P