Malac's Technique

I was just wondering has anybody got malacs technique and is it good. He said he would PM the people who were not rude and patient. Does the method work.

Yes, I got it!
It's the best thing to ever happen to me.
Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100%
Okay.
First.
Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure.
Then sleep on your head.
Tell me how it works for you.

Hmm the banana bit would probably work. Not sure about the sleeping on your head though

But yea i'm really interested in where Malac's technique is... if it exists

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Originally Posted by wonderland

Yes, I got it!
It's the best thing to ever happen to me.
Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100%
Okay.
First.
Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure.
Then sleep on your head.
Tell me how it works for you.
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No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho.

Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.

so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones?

ps, I'm very nice :wink:

Hey... I was with you all the way! Remember good ol' Walrus? ^_^ Kidding, But it would be nice to know this special technique

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Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.[/b]

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I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people.

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so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones?

ps, I'm very nice [/b]

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P.S. I am nice too :wink:

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Originally Posted by wonderland;

If you type one more damn thing about your technique, that isn't your technique,
I'm spamming your inbox to hell

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You&#39;re annoying and few respect you anymore.
And you&#39;re being rude by expecting people to just sit around and be all, "la-da-da", without getting annoyed, and then insulting them when they don&#39;t....

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wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion?
as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST.

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Originally Posted by wendylove

I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people.

P.S. I am nice too :wink:
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Well, I don&#39;t really have a problem with him. But he didn&#39;t have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. But I guess you&#39;re right, with the fact that you&#39;d do the same in his shoes.

I&#39;m nice&#33; :cheers: ...I&#39;m [borat]Very nice[/borat].

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But he didn&#39;t have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. [/b]

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Nietzsche on patience
In Human, All Too Human, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche had this to say about patience:

Being able to wait is so hard that the greatest poets did not disdain to make the inability to wait the theme of their poetry. Thus Shakespeare in his Othello, Sophocles in his Ajax, who, as the oracle suggests, might not have thought his suicide necessary, if only he had been able to let his feeling cool for one day more. He probably would have outfoxed the terrible promptings of his wounded vanity and said to himself: "Who, in my situation, has never once taken a sheep for a warrior? Is that so monstrous? On the contrary, it is something universally human." Ajax might have consoled himself thus.
Passion will not wait. The tragedy in the lives of great men often lies not in their conflict with the times and the baseness of their fellow men, but rather in their inability to postpone their work for a year or two. They cannot wait.
In every duel, the advising friends have to determine whether the parties involved might be able to wait a while longer. If they cannot, then a duel is reasonable, since each of the parties says to himself: "Either I continue to live, and the other must die at once, or vice versa." In that case, to wait would be to continue suffering the horrible torture of offended honor in the presence of the offender. And this can be more suffering than life is worth. [/b]

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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience
Some people have no patience what so ever. Patience is a virtue :wink:

Hey Malac, are you going to send the technique to all the people on the list the same day or are you giving one a day? ha, just curious of how long we&#39;ll have to wait.

If you post a load of names to the people you want to have the technique somebody else can PM the technique to the other people. Luciddreamgod is the top of the list if you ask him he could help.

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Originally Posted by malac

wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion?
as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST. [/b]

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Look. I deleted my little rant for a reason [I felt bad], but fine.
First of all...
Uncontrollable? Ha. I made one post this entire time on your little 15 pages of nothingness. And I didn&#39;t even insult you. I pointed out the pointlessness of people replying.
Read dates? Dude, I didn&#39;t even mention how you flamed Klace. How bout you READ MY POST?
How the hell can I get the facts right when you don&#39;t even make sense? You&#39;re just full of bad grammar, confusing excuses and lame insults.
I never said you&#39;re doing it for respect, I just said you&#39;re losing your credibility. Sure, a few people still believe you, and everybody cares [hell, I care, I want to get lucid easily&#33;] but if you look at the numbers, most just think you&#39;re bullshitting.
Sure, I&#39;m not being forced, exactly, to read, but it&#39;s still damn annoying -- I can&#39;t avoid it&#33; One thread gets locked, and another opens&#33;
Impatient is waiting a few days and blowing up. Patient but fed up is waiting 10 days and blowing up just a little bit. I fall into the second category.
I read your posts. I don&#39;t understand them because you make no sense, and I critisized you once and took it back&#33;
Man, you&#39;re more unstable than I am.

Have a nice St Patrick&#39;s Day.

Guys, I locked one 15 page topic on this, please don&#39;t make me lock another one.

We&#39;ve given Malac far too much attention then he deserves, and basically by posting nothing.
He continually says he will post soon, then delays again and again, I don&#39;t know why we are even posting in this topic, it will just go on forever until Malac decides to PM the technique to someone, if it even exists at all.
Are we all that impatient?
If he is going to PM it to someone, PM them and ask if they received it yet, not make a whole new topic bound to get many posts for no reason at all.
I&#39;m all for a higher post count, but nothing for this stupid.

I think this is unreasonable Malac... You&#39;re not going to give your technique to a few selected people just because a few others were getting annoyed&#33;?&#33; What about all the other members who had nothing to do with it?? And fair point, it&#39;s been 10 days since the first post about the technique and still no sign of it.

What I&#39;m saying is be fair

Well you&#39;ve got to be fair to him he doesn&#39;t have a working pc at the moment (I think).

It is malac&#39;s technique so he should decide what to do with it. Also their 9 821 registered members if malac wants to only share his technique with 10-50 members because of 10 members being unfair then it up to him. Patience is a virtue all you need to do is wait.

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Originally Posted by malac

No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho.
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Thanks malac, I won&#39;t pm anyone the technique if malac says he doesn&#39;t want me to, it is after all his choice who gets it.

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Well you&#39;ve got to be fair to him he doesn&#39;t have a working pc at the moment (I think).[/b]

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We shouldn&#39;t be fair to someone who&#39;s been everything but fair, back to us.
"I have the best LD Technique" he says.
"95% Success rate" He says.
And he keeps delaying it and delaying it, which is not fair at all.
I took time to make sure my technique worked and posted it when I was ready. which is fair.
Malac however, has kept us in anticipation for far too long, and the anticipation is dying and people just don&#39;t care.
If we are to be fair to him, he should be fair and tell us what he&#39;s been keeping from us all this time,
and only sending it to a select amount of people, how is that fair?

I&#39;m starting to think this topic is turning into the last one. So, Let&#39;s just wait for Malac to type up his technique and leave the topics alone for a while.


And don&#39;t think about touching it with that 10 foot pole either (¬¬)

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Originally Posted by Klace

and only sending it to a select amount of people, how is that fair?
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Well if you didn&#39;t insult him, your free to get it from him :wink:

But he may be saying that just so people can get off his back

Hey LDG.
I don&#39;t really care if I don&#39;t get a copy, because I&#39;m really doubting it&#39;s existence, I am waiting for him to prove me wrong, however. I think Seeker should do something about this, he said he would post it tomorrow, maybe Seeker should ban him if it&#39;s not sent to everyone via PM tomorrow, and unban him when he sends the technique to Seeker via Email, that way, the forum is not cluttered up with useless posts, and the ones who are supposed to get it, get it when he&#39;s ready.

Hey hey. Calm down. Ok, some may not like him, but he doesn&#39;t realy diserve that. Besides Seeker allready told malac to send him the techique via PM. Also malac didn&#39;t start this thread and I doubt we have such strict rules as "Create a technique or be banned&#33;".

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Originally Posted by Klace

Hey LDG.
I don&#39;t really care if I don&#39;t get a copy, because I&#39;m really doubting it&#39;s existence, I am waiting for him to prove me wrong, however. I think Seeker should do something about this, he said he would post it tomorrow, maybe Seeker should ban him if it&#39;s not sent to everyone via PM tomorrow, and unban him when he sends the technique to Seeker via Email, that way, the forum is not cluttered up with useless posts, and the ones who are supposed to get it, get it when he&#39;s ready.
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Threatening malac to post his technique is a bad idea, let him worrie about the technique seeker doesn&#39;t have a right to tell malac what to do with his technique.

I think we are overwhelming malac alittle.

If he were me I&#39;d run off screaming well covering my ears, and go post in at ld4all, but thats just me, and malacs probably more tolerant.

And he said he would give it to anyone who didn&#39;t insult him thats like 99% of this forum, I&#39;ll help you pm people it if you&#39;d like malac.

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Originally Posted by LucidDreamGod

If he were me I&#39;d run off screaming well covering my ears, and go post in at ld4all, but thats just me, and malacs probably more tolerant.

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If he were me I&#39;d have posted the technique. However I agree that threatening him will not help and that banning him is not an option.

If he wanted to get people off his back he would have just posted the technique. Instead he has just made everyone more annoyed by sending it only to a few people

however I am going to take Hyper&#39;s advice and stay a 10m-pole-length away from all "Malac&#39;s Technique" posts

Okay, this is my olny post in this topic
Lucididty is aobut hard work and dedication, find ing the right technique for you.
If malac relaly has a 95% techniqque well i am very happy for him as this would take a great deal of work.
However, you lot make m sick
Sucking up to him, "oh malac, i wasnt nasty, please send me your technique"
Stop giving an attnetion whore, more attnetion (although im being slighlty hypocryitcal)
Now seirously, the guy has borught nothing good to this forum, and is not willing to share what he claims is the lucid bible with the members here
Seriously, what a member of the community
leave his sorry ass alone and stop begging him for pms
be serious people, have some self respect.

Imran

Imran... I agree with everything you&#39;re saying, but PLEASE LEARN TO TYPE PROPERLY... I hardly see any posts by you without a typo or two. It makes the whole thing irritating to read :(

Please don&#39;t take offence at this, but take my advice

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Originally Posted by Lord

If he wanted to get people off his back he would have just posted the technique. Instead he has just made everyone more annoyed by sending it only to a few people
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It&#39;s not only a few people malac has everyone on the list except those who insulted him, inless ofcourse he changed the rules, which might be unfair. (if you pm him he should pm you the technique and ask everyone else to pm the technique to everyone else that wants it, except a list of people who insulted him

Kind of like a web of people who give it out to other people, but not those who insulted malac.

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Originally Posted by Lord

but PLEASE LEARN TO TYPE PROPERLY... I hardly see any posts by you without a typo or two. It makes the whole thing irritating to read :(

Please don&#39;t take offence at this, but take my advice
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he types on a cell he sometimes uses 1 for one, and u for you, because it&#39;s faster.

In all fairness to everyone else here on DV who is just trying to get along and get lucid, I don&#39;t think it was right for malac to post a promised technique that&#39;s supposed to have a 95% success rate and then blow everyone off. On top of that, people were patient at first, perhaps a little skeptical, but it a big claim to say 95% success for a lucid tech. People got impatient only after he failed to post the technique after many promises and lame excuses.

If he really had a real technique and he had consideration for the other members and especially noobs that are trying just about anything in hopes that it will work, he would have at least given a simple outline of the tech by now. STILL WAITING.

In my opinion, he doesn&#39;t have any techniques and you can&#39;t blame him because he&#39;s still just a boy. Had he been a REAL MAN, he would have stuck to his word and we would all have this fantastic technique and we would all be lucid every night.

Malac, if I&#39;ve insulted you or hurt your feeling and you don&#39;t want to give me your technique...I don&#39;t care. :evil:

Sorry to say, but it&#39;s the truth. If you really have a magical technique and I&#39;m wrong about all this tehn I&#39;ll eat my words and owe you an apology, but for now you owe everyone here 1 technique.

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Originally Posted by Santa;

I&#39;m makin&#39; a list- and checkin&#39; it twice&#33;

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I think we can learn a thing or two from ol&#39; saint nick about this issue, guys&#33;

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Look. I deleted my little rant for a reason [I felt bad], but fine.
First of all...
Uncontrollable? Ha. I made one post this entire time on your little 15 pages of nothingness. And I didn&#39;t even insult you. I pointed out the pointlessness of people replying.
Read dates? Dude, I didn&#39;t even mention how you flamed Klace. How bout you READ MY POST?
How the hell can I get the facts right when you don&#39;t even make sense? You&#39;re just full of bad grammar, confusing excuses and lame insults.
I never said you&#39;re doing it for respect, I just said you&#39;re losing your credibility ...

wow... U Say Im Wrong At What I Said? What U Said Is Exactly What I Restated, Plz Dont Make This A Comeback Competition And If So Dont Lie Around The Truth...

srry Seeker But He Came In Whining His Lil Probs Firs
btw Grammer Is Due To Me On A Cell, Again Bad Comeback Of U...

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Originally Posted by imran_p

Okay, this is my olny post in this topic
Lucididty is aobut hard work and dedication, find ing the right technique for you.
If malac relaly has a 95% techniqque well i am very happy for him as this would take a great deal of work.
However, you lot make m sick
Sucking up to him, "oh malac, i wasnt nasty, please send me your technique"
Stop giving an attnetion whore, more attnetion (although im being slighlty hypocryitcal)
Now seirously, the guy has borught nothing good to this forum, and is not willing to share what he claims is the lucid bible with the members here
Seriously, what a member of the community
leave his sorry ass alone and stop begging him for pms
be serious people, have .

Imran
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again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy

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Originally Posted by imran_p

Okay, this is my olny post in this topic
Lucididty is aobut hard work and dedication, find ing the right technique for you.
If malac relaly has a 95% techniqque well i am very happy for him as this would take a great deal of work.
However, you lot make m sick
Sucking up to him, "oh malac, i wasnt nasty, please send me your technique"
Stop giving an attnetion whore, more attnetion (although im being slighlty hypocryitcal)
Now seirously, the guy has borught nothing good to this forum, and is not willing to share what he claims is the lucid bible with the members here
Seriously, what a member of the community
leave his sorry ass alone and stop begging him for pms
be serious people, have .

Imran
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again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy

Lol, another thread. I must say "Thank you" to Malac for wasting at least 20 minutes of my time just browsing through the 15 pages of crap. I was reading few posts, but mainly looking for malacs posts that were longer than one paragraph... Well, I didnt find any essence in any of his posts, just BS promises.... So I&#39;d say ignore him. If he posts his technique, then fine. Just dont waste any more of your time looking at his posts about how much life and how busy he is.


Sorry, had to vent my frustration for my wasted time...

PS... Can you say "attention whore"?

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I think we can learn a thing or two from ol&#39; saint nick about this issue, guys&#33;
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Check the date on that quote man&#33; Hurry Santa, you&#39;ve only got a minute to check your list&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

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Originally Posted by StJohnny

again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy
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:shakehead2:

You people are all crazy... :shakehead2:

Last Post On Topic Prolly.. For The No Life, Living To Flame On Me Lets Get This St8.
1. No1 Is Forcing Ya To Read Here.

2. I Didnt Even Start Topic So Shutup Cause I Stated Many Times I Dont Want Attention(dont Know Exact Words).

3. The Person Who Did Merely Asked . Ques.
4.tired Of My Threads Bout Me? Do The Math, On TWO Are Posted. There R Hundreds Others To Look At&#33;
5. Dont Card Bout Ppls Critisizing Opinion To Me, I Just Respond To Show How Stupid They Soud.

6. Dont Influence Others To Yas Opinion.

7. Me A Man If I Post It? ... Funny Guy
8. No1 Sucking Up, Just Requesting.
9. I Never Advertised Or Spam Server For Attention, Just Mentioned My Tech Once
10. Plz No. Else Embarass Themselfs With Silly Claims.

Dude, just ignore if you really don&#39;t care and you don&#39;t want undue attention.


(PS TO ALL- this is the internet.......GASP&#33;&#33;)

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Originally Posted by Ev

Lol, another thread. I must say "Thank you" to Malac for wasting at least 20 minutes of my time just browsing through the 15 pages of crap. I was reading few posts, but mainly looking for malacs posts that were longer than one paragraph... Well, I didnt find any essence in any of his posts, just BS promises.... So I&#39;d say ignore him. If he posts his technique, then fine. Just dont waste any more of your time looking at his posts about how much life and how busy he is.
Sorry, had to vent my frustration for my wasted time...

PS... Can you say "attention whore"?
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yes...another One.
think Here Man, Who Posted The &#39;crap&#39; Hmm... Could It Be The Ppl And Not Me? Ding&#33; Btw Did U Miss The Parts Where I Explained My Limited Resources? Ding Another Bell&#33; Thx 4 Playing...funny Person On Here Again

p.s. Wow I Just Looked At My Cellphone Grammer... It Sucks At A Whole Other Lvl..
btw The 1 That Said Card Really Says Care.

hey everybody...its rusty, so I read most of the posts here...why don&#39;t you just post the technique for everyone...personally I didn&#39;t want to get involved in your other post but did tag along......so why not forgive and forget?...you promised them a 95% technique and said most likely 2 day tills its out....10 days later and it still not out is gonna have rustled a few feathers...btw Im on spring break so I&#39;m waiting patiently...got nothing else two do for 2 weeks...lol.....but forgive and forget to all those impatient people....impatience is one of the hardest virtues to have......anyways thats just my two cents on the situation...


Rusty

http://i135.photobucket.com/albums/q...skittencc6.jpg

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Originally Posted by malac

Soon i will make a tutorial to give a person upto 3 lds a night (will be relatively long). The plus is that itll start working in 1-3 days 95% reassured and tested. I like to think of it as a breakthrough to lding so easy and very effective. I will also tell a simple secret to LD at will meaning morning and afternoon(takes relatively 5 min to do without 90% effort on your part&#33;). NO LIES OR CATCHES OR STUPID STUFF YOU ALREADY KNOW, NO COPYING FORM OTHERS (ITS ALL MINE) and i NEVER make useless if much tutorials EVER&#33; Sounds to good to be true? If so, thats Exactly what i want you to fell because its true and coming soon
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Read that again.

I&#39;m sorry, I&#39;ve read through all this bollocks, and I think we all need to stop before we spend another 20 pages either pandering to Malacs ego or responding to his bullshit. What is this, 2nd grade? I won&#39;t invite you to my birthday party if you&#39;re not nice to me? He&#39;s playing with you guys&#33; He loves the attention, its a great boost for him. Bascially, he&#39;s just a troll. He&#39;s praying on all our frustration at trying to learn essentially very difficult techniques by offering the promise of an easy way out. And we all fell for it.

Do you think that he REALLY has a technique? This high school kid can come up with a sensible, working technique when some of the best minds here can&#39;t? Even IF we assume that he discovered by ACCIDENT an amazing breakthrough, which is highly unlikely, I am refuse to believe that this Malac character has any reason to claim that it is 95% accurate. Has he tested it under controlled conditions on over 20 people?

Here&#39;s my take on things. Malac is a little kid just having a bit of &#39;fun&#39; by promising all of us a technique and seeing our reactions. After all, its at no risk to him. The worst thing that one could do would be to keep showing interest in this thing. "I&#39;m nice, please give it to me&#33;" "This technique is...". Just WRITE IT OFF AS A CHILDISH PRANK and leave it at that.

Now for something completely different.

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Originally Posted by malac

again Another Idiot To Deal With, Where R They Coming From? Dude No1 Sucks Up To Me And The Ones Pming Me Are Requesting My Tech. U R Insulting Ppl With Ur Babling. Ps. U Finally Improved Ur Grammer Overnight, Im Happy
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Sop being a little bitching teenage girl. Your grammar is shocking, and I have no respect for you since all you do is talk. I am not nice. In fact, I am one nasty motherfucker; and I don&#39;t want your piece of shit mystery technique. Take it and go to hell. I can still WILD, and I have saved my time and my dignity.

GET OFF THE COMPUTER, GET OUTSIDE, AND CLIMB A TREE OR SOMETHING.

Someone lock this thread until malac has his technique ready. This is just a giant argument about offending people on message boards&#33; Come on, people&#33;

<div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(StJohnny &#064; Mar 13 2007, 12&#58;01 AM) [snapback]429860[/snapback]</div><div class='quotemain'>
<span style="color:#FF0000">Get a life&#33;

Why won&#39;t he make a new thread instead of PMing?

Please remember that 99% of you can have this technique, all these insults to malac stem from ignorence of his position.

Here we go again...
What wil the people from LD4All think of us if they saw these threads?

hey malac, very inertested in your tecnique so pm me when you start sending it out man :)

PM me too&#33;

Let&#39;s see if this thread can get up to 15 pages before being locked... :eek:

OK an announcement. I will offcially be be posting it starting tommorrow in series on forum. (2 steps a day, its just to damn long for ppl to read it all and then think theyll remember it, plus some ppl skip steps).
Also for the ppl who pmed a request will be givin the Whole thing at once( reason , because ignorant ppl who obviously concerned for themselves (and the person sying sucking my****? wth? did you even read the last statements dumbass? and pls stop insulting ppl by saying claims and shit like that.). I have reedited and the "series" that will be one- two days long of me adding steps that will not show the "Completion" of the puzzle at the end, only the requesting pms will. Why? so many assholes who can&#39;t even read the posts and statement i previously made, instead they get influenced or listen o other assholes, its like cancer or something. Keep shit to yourselves and if you have a problem SOOOO WHAT. Noone cares about your silly, ignorant, non factual claims. BTW For the people whos whining about "10" days and etc. Lets do the math "IF" you read my posts. I have no internet available for TWO weekends so 10 days -4 days = 6 days. Now it took me THREE days to even write the steps (including the limited time for me to write In class cause i dont want to fail nor get caught typing untopic classwork by being on this site. So 6 days - 3 days = 3 days. Now, had to take US Constitution test and missed a days posting making the count to 2 days. Then, i got more pissed so made claim that ill pm the guide. ONE DAY, i ecounted pm&#39;s (still getting them) and editted it and no we&#39;re here typing a Post i did&#39;nt even MAKE. Like i said before, Dont care about dumb ppl, This is the F-ing 2nd Topic/post about me, NOT THREE NOT FOUR NOT 100, BUT TWO(2nd, Dos,II). For the future idiots still babbling, stop embarrasing yourselves. YOU as a HUMAN have WILL. you can decide If you want to come here or not. Obviously if you are one of the FEW (many ppl want tech AND NOT sucking up for it..as a matter of fact you dont evn have to say pls..just Ask OR REQUEST or say " I want tech") critisizing me, get a life, you wanted tech i suppose so you get angry not even finding it here, blaming Me for 15 pages that You together made and give out lame insults toward that are not even necessary but also Rude. Free stuff that will be contributed by Me is My decision to give out, it was originally asap when i can but thats now limited obviously to the jerks,jackasses crying on an LD Forum aboutsonething that they think "Payed" for. STOP STOP STOP...getting carried away from idiocy here. BTW Seeker pease lock this topic down as its useless , basically a flame and whine topic. I answered the Authors ques (the point of this topic before morons start coming in). Whew great to be on a computer and No i cant post it in here as im in 3rd hour on a Mac computer on a Separate map network Drive form the one i typed from. For some who asks why not type on cellphone? Lets take a look. A.) Cellphone gives limited chars to type on, 2000 i think?) B.) you saw the bad grammer on there, you really want that grammer? C.) I could write it in parts, BUT It usually takes 30 min. to write just One post on that fing phone and im on My time, not Others, yet to say again I DO HAVE A LIFE. D.) I don&#39;t give out half-ass explanations so i wont cut it down a bit, not a word as, each word is important on there. So for the ppl requesting good for you, for the flamers you get some of the topic with some techs but not the best stuff( and yes i know some ppl have multiple accs or can make new ones to trick me into giving the tech to them....gay). Now I&#39;m done explaining myself to all morons who protest against me something thats illogical to even protest. For the people who did pm, dont care but pmed to try, or just browsers who is iterested and probably will make an account to witness the whole thing at once and Fully, the thats good. For the people who&#39;s whining for nothing, seriously take a look at you Right Now and think what kind of life you have insulting ppl on internet. And for the comebackers whos going to say "You insulted Klaces tech", well i Didnt insult him but merely claimed his tech was based off the ever so known chaining tech, plus i stopped talking to him some time ago in our lil urge. I even posted a nice ques. on about noise affecting re-entry.. Have a Nice Day folks&#33;

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OK an announcement. I will offcially be be posting it starting tommorrow in series on forum. (2 steps a day, its just to damn long for ppl to read it all and then think theyll remember it, plus some ppl skip steps).
Also for the ppl who pmed a request will be givin the Whole thing at once( reason , because ignorant ppl who obviously concerned for themselves (and the person sying sucking my****? wth? did you even read the last statements dumbass? and pls stop insulting ppl by saying claims and shit like that.). I have reedited and the "series" that will be one- two days long of me adding steps that will not show the "Completion" of the puzzle at the end, only the requesting pms will. Why? so many assholes who can&#39;t even read the posts and statement i previously made, instead they get influenced or listen o other assholes, its like cancer or something. Keep shit to yourselves and if you have a problem SOOOO WHAT. Noone cares about your silly, ignorant, non factual claims. BTW For the people whos whining about "10" days and etc. Lets do the math "IF" you read my posts. I have no internet available for TWO weekends so 10 days -4 days = 6 days. Now it took me THREE days to even write the steps (including the limited time for me to write In class cause i dont want to fail nor get caught typing untopic classwork by being on this site. So 6 days - 3 days = 3 days. Now, had to take US Constitution test and missed a days posting making the count to 2 days. Then, i got more pissed so made claim that ill pm the guide. ONE DAY, i ecounted pm&#39;s (still getting them) and editted it and no we&#39;re here typing a Post i did&#39;nt even MAKE. Like i said before, Dont care about dumb ppl, This is the F-ing 2nd Topic/post about me, NOT THREE NOT FOUR NOT 100, BUT TWO(2nd, Dos,II). For the future idiots still babbling, stop embarrasing yourselves. YOU as a HUMAN have WILL. you can decide If you want to come here or not. Obviously if you are one of the FEW (many ppl want tech AND NOT sucking up for it..as a matter of fact you dont evn have to say pls..just Ask OR REQUEST or say " I want tech") critisizing me, get a life, you wanted tech i suppose so you get angry not even finding it here, blaming Me for 15 pages that You together made and give out lame insults toward that are not even necessary but also Rude. Free stuff that will be contributed by Me is My decision to give out, it was originally asap when i can but thats now limited obviously to the jerks,jackasses crying on an LD Forum aboutsonething that they think "Payed" for. STOP STOP STOP...getting carried away from idiocy here. BTW Seeker pease lock this topic down as its useless , basically a flame and whine topic. I answered the Authors ques (the point of this topic before morons start coming in). Whew great to be on a computer and No i cant post it in here as im in 3rd hour on a Mac computer on a Separate map network Drive form the one i typed from. For some who asks why not type on cellphone? Lets take a look. A.) Cellphone gives limited chars to type on, 2000 i think?) B.) you saw the bad grammer on there, you really want that grammer? C.) I could write it in parts, BUT It usually takes 30 min. to write just One post on that fing phone and im on My time, not Others, yet to say again I DO HAVE A LIFE. D.) I don&#39;t give out half-ass explanations so i wont cut it down a bit, not a word as, each word is important on there. So for the ppl requesting good for you, for the flamers you get some of the topic with some techs but not the best stuff( and yes i know some ppl have multiple accs or can make new ones to trick me into giving the tech to them....gay). Now I&#39;m done explaining myself to all morons who protest against me something thats illogical to even protest. For the people who did pm, dont care but pmed to try, or just browsers who is iterested and probably will make an account to witness the whole thing at once and Fully, the thats good. For the people who&#39;s whining for nothing, seriously take a look at you Right Now and think what kind of life you have insulting ppl on internet. And for the comebackers whos going to say "You insulted Klaces tech", well i Didnt insult him but merely claimed his tech was based off the ever so known chaining tech, plus i stopped talking to him some time ago in our lil urge. I even posted a nice ques. on about noise affecting re-entry.. Have a Nice Day folks&#33;
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Originally Posted by malac

OK an announcement. I will offcially be be posting it starting tommorrow in series on forum. (2 steps a day, its just to damn long for ppl to read it all and then think theyll remember it, plus some ppl skip steps).
Also for the ppl who pmed a request will be givin the Whole thing at once( reason , because ignorant ppl who obviously concerned for themselves (and the person sying sucking my****? wth? did you even read the last statements dumbass? and pls stop insulting ppl by saying claims and shit like that.). I have reedited and the "series" that will be one- two days long of me adding steps that will not show the "Completion" of the puzzle at the end, only the requesting pms will. Why? so many assholes who can&#39;t even read the posts and statement i previously made, instead they get influenced or listen o other assholes, its like cancer or something. Keep shit to yourselves and if you have a problem SOOOO WHAT. Noone cares about your silly, ignorant, non factual claims. BTW For the people whos whining about "10" days and etc. Lets do the math "IF" you read my posts. I have no internet available for TWO weekends so 10 days -4 days = 6 days. Now it took me THREE days to even write the steps (including the limited time for me to write In class cause i dont want to fail nor get caught typing untopic classwork by being on this site. So 6 days - 3 days = 3 days. Now, had to take US Constitution test and missed a days posting making the count to 2 days. Then, i got more pissed so made claim that ill pm the guide. ONE DAY, i ecounted pm&#39;s (still getting them) and editted it and no we&#39;re here typing a Post i did&#39;nt even MAKE. Like i said before, Dont care about dumb ppl, This is the F-ing 2nd Topic/post about me, NOT THREE NOT FOUR NOT 100, BUT TWO(2nd, Dos,II). For the future idiots still babbling, stop embarrasing yourselves. YOU as a HUMAN have WILL. you can decide If you want to come here or not. Obviously if you are one of the FEW (many ppl want tech AND NOT sucking up for it..as a matter of fact you dont evn have to say pls..just Ask OR REQUEST or say " I want tech") critisizing me, get a life, you wanted tech i suppose so you get angry not even finding it here, blaming Me for 15 pages that You together made and give out lame insults toward that are not even necessary but also Rude. Free stuff that will be contributed by Me is My decision to give out, it was originally asap when i can but thats now limited obviously to the jerks,jackasses crying on an LD Forum aboutsonething that they think "Payed" for. STOP STOP STOP...getting carried away from idiocy here. BTW Seeker pease lock this topic down as its useless , basically a flame and whine topic. I answered the Authors ques (the point of this topic before morons start coming in). Whew great to be on a computer and No i cant post it in here as im in 3rd hour on a Mac computer on a Separate map network Drive form the one i typed from. For some who asks why not type on cellphone? Lets take a look. A.) Cellphone gives limited chars to type on, 2000 i think?) B.) you saw the bad grammer on there, you really want that grammer? C.) I could write it in parts, BUT It usually takes 30 min. to write just One post on that fing phone and im on My time, not Others, yet to say again I DO HAVE A LIFE. D.) I don&#39;t give out half-ass explanations so i wont cut it down a bit, not a word as, each word is important on there. So for the ppl requesting good for you, for the flamers you get some of the topic with some techs but not the best stuff( and yes i know some ppl have multiple accs or can make new ones to trick me into giving the tech to them....gay). Now I&#39;m done explaining myself to all morons who protest against me something thats illogical to even protest. For the people who did pm, dont care but pmed to try, or just browsers who is iterested and probably will make an account to witness the whole thing at once and Fully, the thats good. For the people who&#39;s whining for nothing, seriously take a look at you Right Now and think what kind of life you have insulting ppl on internet. And for the comebackers whos going to say "You insulted Klaces tech", well i Didnt insult him but merely claimed his tech was based off the ever so known chaining tech, plus i stopped talking to him some time ago in our lil urge. I even posted a nice ques. on about noise affecting re-entry.. Have a Nice Day folks&#33;
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I agree with Malac... lock this and all other topics like this. Let Malac have some time&#33; (Some of) You people are acting really ridiculous.

MALAC JUST STF for real bro i left this behind a long tiem ago and find out u still havent even relased it u moron..... dude what u expect didnt i tell u that ur gonna get flamed 10fold huh??? hey stupid what u expect fur real........ and have patience........ well u know theres a point from being pacient and being stupid to believe this. He gets all mad at everyone who is flameing him and for what...... u think this wasnt gonna happen??? u came to a forum promising a new method promising it will work 95% and then first keep us wating all this time and even if u are on ur phone y not just tell us little by little whats so hard or even a clue aboult it huh??? ur lucky that this forum doesnt let us swear atleast i think it doesnt i swear half the forum wants to lay u out if they know where u live and other half wants the method but its not here is it??..... and u know what ill tell u what I bet a week or so after u finnaly post ur method( if there is one at all) the other half are gonna find out its crap and then there gonna join the other half and if somehow when hell freezes over and pigs fly ur method is true ill post my own thread on ur greatness and admit im wrong for my actions but for now ur method is worth :barf:

am i alone in this fur real?

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its not a word that I like to use often, but that pretty much sums it up. unfortunately.

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am i alone in this fur real?
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No, its just that most of the people have stopped caring, and its only Malac&#39;s supporters (how stupid does this thread sound) that are still here trying to justify themselves.

OK. I finally bothered to log in to have my say. If he seriusly has made it (which im not gonna get into what i think) no one said he has to post it. Leave him alone and calm down, and malac, I read your posts about why you cant already have it up but seriusly, shouldn&#39;t you of already got it ready and then made a thread about it?? I can understand why people are pissed off but i&#39;m not.

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Besides, it would be retarded to PM it to just a few people
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If everyone bothered to read malacs posts we wouldn&#39;t have to defend him, once again anyone who didn&#39;t insult malac thats like 99% of members they will beable to request the technique by pm.

Whats with all the mean pictures you guys want to drive malac away, he said he isn&#39;t going to cry over those things.

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Originally Posted by DreamGuy88;

"S[t]op being a little bitching teenage girl. Your grammar is shocking, and I have no respect for you since all you do is talk. I am not nice. In fact, I am one nasty motherfucker; and I don&#39;t want your piece of shit mystery technique. Take it and go to hell."

I&#39;m gonna have to go ahead and agree with that statement there. This is my first comment on this whole subject, I have been following it hoping to actually get to something but it has turned out to be a big waste of time.

In my opinion, if I was running things, I would ban him if nothing is up tomorrow like he claims. If he comes up with another excuse for why it isn&#39;t there, then keep him banned until he PMs it to somebody. There&#39;s no reason a simple outline or summary couldn&#39;t be given in all this time.

Besides, it would be retarded to PM it to just a few people, (assuming it is real) it will get out to the general public eventually and someone may claim it as their own if you don&#39;t post it.

And on a side note, I think it&#39;s really funny how some people keep kissing his ass and definding him...

I&#39;m not trying to flame Malac, if he&#39;s got a great technique then congrats. But you can&#39;t honestly say that you didn&#39;t expect this to happen...

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i got this.... I-i-i-i-idiot

Btw peeps in like 2-4 hours i will os a step or two, and for the pms, ima donate one of my days time to post all to ya. Peace and Love oh yea, also. If I DID get ban over something stupid lets look at options: A.) browse as guess. B.) If IP blocker, use anomynous ip surfer. C.) Mak new account :) also im on diff pc&#39;s all the time so...

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Originally Posted by malac

i got this.... I-i-i-i-idiot

Btw peeps in like 2-4 hours i will os a step or two, and for the pms, ima donate one of my days time to post all to ya. Peace and Love
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Thanks, I&#39;ll be waiting :content:

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MALAC JUST STF for real bro i left this behind a long tiem ago and find out u still havent even relased it u moron..... dude what u expect didnt i tell u that ur gonna get flamed 10fold huh??? hey stupid what u expect fur real........ and have patience........ well u know theres a point from being pacient and being stupid to believe this. He gets all mad at everyone who is flameing him and for what...... u think this wasnt gonna happen??? u came to a forum promising a new method promising it will work 95% and then first keep us wating all this time and even if u are on ur phone y not just tell us little by little whats so hard or even a clue aboult it huh??? ur lucky that this forum doesnt let us swear atleast i think it doesnt i swear half the forum wants to lay u out if they know where u live and other half wants the method but its not here is it??..... and u know what ill tell u what I bet a week or so after u finnaly post ur method( if there is one at all) the other half are gonna find out its crap and then there gonna join the other half and if somehow when hell freezes over and pigs fly ur method is true ill post my own thread on ur greatness and admit im wrong for my actions but for now ur method is worth :barf:

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we&#39;re getting it? whoever said im pming you? and ouch i think your comment actually made my drop a tear a bit....its small tho but i can feel it...........Next idiot? whos Next?..

Funny how ppl get mad on forums for nothing and dont even read like what i have said if not one except the "promise". Did I ever say ill post it March 5th or anything? hmm, nope...hopeless

BTW what would ld4all say if they seen so many people like fricken and etc? I guess people here (critics) LOVE freedom of speech or something, anyone agree? ya?

i&#39;m not mad. i just think you are a very good troll &#33; :roll:

for those that dont know what a troll is, go
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BTW what would ld4all say if they seen so many people like fricken and etc? I guess people here (critics) LOVE freedom of speech or something, anyone agree? ya?
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yea, but I will advise you to just ignore childish posts if you want them to die out. when you respond to them you just encourage more childish responses.

This has gotten way out of hand, guys. If you can&#39;t be civil, too bad. :roll: :?

Thanks for locking it Gwen.

People... NO MORE MALAC TOPICS PLEASE&#33;