Thread: Malac's Technique

Yes, I got it!
It's the best thing to ever happen to me.
Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100%
Okay.
First.
Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure.
Then sleep on your head.
Tell me how it works for you.

Hmm the banana bit would probably work. Not sure about the sleeping on your head though

But yea i'm really interested in where Malac's technique is... if it exists

Originally Posted by wonderland

Yes, I got it!
It's the best thing to ever happen to me.
Fucking amazing, it's not just 95%, I swear it's 100%
Okay.
First.
Eat 12 bananas. They must be between 4-5 inches long. No longer! You must measure.
Then sleep on your head.
Tell me how it works for you.
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No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho.

Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.

so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones?

ps, I'm very nice

Hey... I was with you all the way! Remember good ol' Walrus? ^_^ Kidding, But it would be nice to know this special technique

Might I ask, why wouldn't you share it with everyone at once? Because I'm really interested to see if it is really that good of a techinque.[/b]

I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people.

so it isn't going to be distributed to everybody, just the "nice" ones?

ps, I'm very nice [/b]

P.S. I am nice too

Originally Posted by wonderland;

If you type one more damn thing about your technique, that isn't your technique,
I'm spamming your inbox to hell

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You&#39;re annoying and few respect you anymore.
And you&#39;re being rude by expecting people to just sit around and be all, "la-da-da", without getting annoyed, and then insulting them when they don&#39;t....

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wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion?
as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST.

Originally Posted by wendylove

I would do the same if I was in malac shoes as he was getting picked on by about ten people.

P.S. I am nice too
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Well, I don&#39;t really have a problem with him. But he didn&#39;t have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. But I guess you&#39;re right, with the fact that you&#39;d do the same in his shoes.

I&#39;m nice&#33; ...I&#39;m [borat]Very nice[/borat].

But he didn&#39;t have to post about posting a technique, he could have just posted it when it was done. [/b]

Nietzsche on patience
In Human, All Too Human, philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche had this to say about patience:

Being able to wait is so hard that the greatest poets did not disdain to make the inability to wait the theme of their poetry. Thus Shakespeare in his Othello, Sophocles in his Ajax, who, as the oracle suggests, might not have thought his suicide necessary, if only he had been able to let his feeling cool for one day more. He probably would have outfoxed the terrible promptings of his wounded vanity and said to himself: "Who, in my situation, has never once taken a sheep for a warrior? Is that so monstrous? On the contrary, it is something universally human." Ajax might have consoled himself thus.
Passion will not wait. The tragedy in the lives of great men often lies not in their conflict with the times and the baseness of their fellow men, but rather in their inability to postpone their work for a year or two. They cannot wait.
In every duel, the advising friends have to determine whether the parties involved might be able to wait a while longer. If they cannot, then a duel is reasonable, since each of the parties says to himself: "Either I continue to live, and the other must die at once, or vice versa." In that case, to wait would be to continue suffering the horrible torture of offended honor in the presence of the offender. And this can be more suffering than life is worth. [/b]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patience
Some people have no patience what so ever. Patience is a virtue

Hey Malac, are you going to send the technique to all the people on the list the same day or are you giving one a day? ha, just curious of how long we&#39;ll have to wait.

If you post a load of names to the people you want to have the technique somebody else can PM the technique to the other people. Luciddreamgod is the top of the list if you ask him he could help.

Originally Posted by malac

wow... Another Self Uncontrollable Person On Forums..btw I Guess U Dont Read The Dates On Forums Cause I Havent Flamed Klaces Tech As Another Chain In A While. Also Get Your Facts Right, I Am Giving It Out. Again Also, Many Ppl Do Care And Im Definantly Not Doing This 4 Respect And What Makes U Think I Care A Dime About Ur Opinion?
as You Said, U Dont Have To Care Nor Read My Post, Not Like Im Forcing U To Read. Sounds To Me Like U R Impatient, Gave Tp And Critisized Meshut Up If U Complain About Your Will To READ MY POST. [/b]

Look. I deleted my little rant for a reason [I felt bad], but fine.
First of all...
Uncontrollable? Ha. I made one post this entire time on your little 15 pages of nothingness. And I didn&#39;t even insult you. I pointed out the pointlessness of people replying.
Read dates? Dude, I didn&#39;t even mention how you flamed Klace. How bout you READ MY POST?
How the hell can I get the facts right when you don&#39;t even make sense? You&#39;re just full of bad grammar, confusing excuses and lame insults.
I never said you&#39;re doing it for respect, I just said you&#39;re losing your credibility. Sure, a few people still believe you, and everybody cares [hell, I care, I want to get lucid easily&#33;] but if you look at the numbers, most just think you&#39;re bullshitting.
Sure, I&#39;m not being forced, exactly, to read, but it&#39;s still damn annoying -- I can&#39;t avoid it&#33; One thread gets locked, and another opens&#33;
Impatient is waiting a few days and blowing up. Patient but fed up is waiting 10 days and blowing up just a little bit. I fall into the second category.
I read your posts. I don&#39;t understand them because you make no sense, and I critisized you once and took it back&#33;
Man, you&#39;re more unstable than I am.

Have a nice St Patrick&#39;s Day.

Guys, I locked one 15 page topic on this, please don&#39;t make me lock another one.

We&#39;ve given Malac far too much attention then he deserves, and basically by posting nothing.
He continually says he will post soon, then delays again and again, I don&#39;t know why we are even posting in this topic, it will just go on forever until Malac decides to PM the technique to someone, if it even exists at all.
Are we all that impatient?
If he is going to PM it to someone, PM them and ask if they received it yet, not make a whole new topic bound to get many posts for no reason at all.
I&#39;m all for a higher post count, but nothing for this stupid.

I think this is unreasonable Malac... You&#39;re not going to give your technique to a few selected people just because a few others were getting annoyed&#33;?&#33; What about all the other members who had nothing to do with it?? And fair point, it&#39;s been 10 days since the first post about the technique and still no sign of it.

What I&#39;m saying is be fair

Well you&#39;ve got to be fair to him he doesn&#39;t have a working pc at the moment (I think).

It is malac&#39;s technique so he should decide what to do with it. Also their 9 821 registered members if malac wants to only share his technique with 10-50 members because of 10 members being unfair then it up to him. Patience is a virtue all you need to do is wait.

Originally Posted by malac

No I Havent Yet, Still Sorting Out P.m.s Most Likely Tomorrow If Nothing Interferes. Top Of My List Tho Is LucidDreamGod Tho.
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Thanks malac, I won&#39;t pm anyone the technique if malac says he doesn&#39;t want me to, it is after all his choice who gets it.

Well you&#39;ve got to be fair to him he doesn&#39;t have a working pc at the moment (I think).[/b]

We shouldn&#39;t be fair to someone who&#39;s been everything but fair, back to us.
"I have the best LD Technique" he says.
"95% Success rate" He says.
And he keeps delaying it and delaying it, which is not fair at all.
I took time to make sure my technique worked and posted it when I was ready. which is fair.
Malac however, has kept us in anticipation for far too long, and the anticipation is dying and people just don&#39;t care.
If we are to be fair to him, he should be fair and tell us what he&#39;s been keeping from us all this time,
and only sending it to a select amount of people, how is that fair?

I&#39;m starting to think this topic is turning into the last one. So, Let&#39;s just wait for Malac to type up his technique and leave the topics alone for a while.


And don&#39;t think about touching it with that 10 foot pole either (¬¬)

Originally Posted by Klace

and only sending it to a select amount of people, how is that fair?
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Well if you didn&#39;t insult him, your free to get it from him

But he may be saying that just so people can get off his back

Hey LDG.
I don&#39;t really care if I don&#39;t get a copy, because I&#39;m really doubting it&#39;s existence, I am waiting for him to prove me wrong, however. I think Seeker should do something about this, he said he would post it tomorrow, maybe Seeker should ban him if it&#39;s not sent to everyone via PM tomorrow, and unban him when he sends the technique to Seeker via Email, that way, the forum is not cluttered up with useless posts, and the ones who are supposed to get it, get it when he&#39;s ready.