[21:30] <saltyseedog> wow thanks dummass ninjabot
[21:30] <ninjabot> No problem
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[21:30] <saltyseedog> wow thanks dummass ninjabot
[21:30] <ninjabot> No problem
Wiener party! :cookiemonster:
.Code:[16:26:28] WienerKing7 gets on Raspberry
[16:26:28] <Raspberry> i mean i'm all wet but still
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[16:24:21] <fOrceez|Asleep> a sailor went to ccc
[16:24:28] <fOrceez|Asleep> to see what he could ccc
[16:24:34] <fOrceez|Asleep> but all that he could ccc
[16:24:41] <fOrceez|Asleep> was the bottom of the deep bloo ccc
[16:24:56] <fOrceez|Asleep> !here
trolololQuote:
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[06:17:00] <anyone32|Away> penor?
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It's always a sausage fest in chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tara
It's a tad awkward sometimesQuote:
Originally Posted by Auron
The little windows office paper clip
[9:55 PM] oldsparta: "I see you are trying to write a virus, Let me help!
[9:55 PM] oldsparta: Then it gives you the Windows source code
Not proven in the past.Quote:
[22:32:33] mooseantlers gropes ninjabot
[22:32:35] <ninjabot> Hey! Watch yourself! I'm not that kind of girl!
Sometimes when people join
the first thing said, is by ninjabot. Saying "ninjabot snogs _____"
naughty
Oh man, that was good.Quote:
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[14:28:36] <savy> just as I type that she walks in. Dammit.
[14:28:39] <mascot> Giraffe.
[14:29:01] <savy> Elephant.
[14:29:19] <mascot> Gorilla.
[14:29:47] <savy> Hyena.
[14:29:56] <mascot> Catfish.
[14:30:01] <savy> Cactus.
[14:30:20] <mascot> Eucalyptus.
[14:30:39] <savy> Ginkgo.
[14:30:58] <Dark_Merlin> Plattypus
[14:31:06] <Waterknight> Lion
[14:31:07] <mascot> Ostrich.
[14:31:11] <Dark_Merlin> Emu
[14:31:16] <savy> Aardvark.
[14:31:23] <Dark_Merlin> Squirrel
[14:31:30] <Waterknight> Tortoise
[14:31:36] <savy> Hare.
[14:31:42] <Waterknight> Owl
[14:31:46] <Dark_Merlin> Parrot
[14:31:53] <mascot> Hippopotamus.
[14:32:12] <Waterknight> Unicorn
[14:32:19] <savy> Phoenix.
[14:32:27] <mascot> Dragon.
[14:32:30] <Waterknight> Chimaera
[14:32:44] <savy> Blue eyes white dragon.
[14:32:53] <Waterknight> Dark Magician girl
[14:32:59] <mascot> Kuriboh.
[14:33:09] <Dark_Merlin> Pikachu
[14:33:14] <savy> Diglet.
[14:33:16] <mascot> Squirtle.
[14:33:17] <Waterknight> Rattata
[14:33:23] <savy> Ditto.
[14:33:31] <Waterknight> Magikarp
[14:33:40] <savy> Mankey.
[14:33:46] <tom32> what are we doing?
[14:33:46] <Dark_Merlin> Charizard
[14:33:52] <Dark_Merlin> FUCK GOD DAMN IT AARON
[14:33:54] <Dark_Merlin> COMBO BREAKER
[14:33:56] <savy> Don't ruin it
[14:33:56] <Waterknight> Damn I was gonna put charizard next
[14:33:59] <mascot> WTF AARON
[14:34:03] <tom32> :D
[14:34:04] <tom32> umad
[14:34:06] <mascot> WHOS USERNAME IS TOM
[14:34:07] <ninjabot> TOM usually refers to well known troll
[14:34:15] <Dark_Merlin> alright
[14:34:16] <Waterknight> LMAO
[14:34:19] <mascot> lololo
Lol'd @ this
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[18:50:43] <@nina> human babies are creepy as hell, they're like bald retarded midgets
[22:33:03] <Raspberry> last night was fucking awesome
[22:33:06] <arch> *Raspberry is legal*
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[22:43:36] <Raspberry> i'll come too
[22:43:36] <fOrceez> lmao
[22:43:37] <dark_merlin> twice.
My timing is awful. That's the reason.
Clearly.
xD
Your timing is brilliant and should be considered a skill or asset.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raspberry
slash was talking about raspberryQuote:
[12:37:49] <@slash112> you're still a minor in american terms
[12:37:58] <@slash112> and most of the people on DV are american :P
[12:38:18] <arch|BRB> thats becasue all people in the uk are slags
[12:38:21] <arch|BRB> EVERYONE
[12:38:25] <@slash112> haha
[12:38:26] <arch|BRB> hence the low age
lolz.
True story.Quote:
Originally Posted by Erii
Shhhhhh! You're confusing everyone ;)Quote:
Originally Posted by Arch
Ok, this was posted on DV chat, its Sindred's amazing story regarding Forceez and Raspberry:
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Forceez checked the mirror once more, before laying the straighteners down. His hair was perfect. He ran a finger across his chin. Smooth. Everything was perfect for his date...his date, that is, with death!
Meanwhile, the head of the cheerleading team and vice president of student council, Raspberry McBerry, waited outside the door biting her lip. He was taking an awful long time. Maybe he was thinking up excuses not to go?
But then, to her relief, the door opened and Forceez leant coyly against the frame. As captain of the school football team, his muscles were well-developed and throbbing now from under his tight stylish light-mauve shirt.
"Hey, babe. Sup. Didn't notice you there."
"Yeah. I catch you staring," he grunted, flexing his bicep, and bending his manicured head down to gently plant a kiss tenderly on the bulging muscle. "I don't blame you. I'd stare. If only I had eyes outside my body."
Raspberry swallowed, nervously. She didn't think he'd have agreed to this date, but here he was! Forceez Wong, the hottest guy in Danger Valley High!
"I...I brought my car...I thought we could drive out to Extreme Stunts Peak and...I don't know..." she stumbled.
"Probably fuck or something, yeah," Forceez grunted, flexing his triceps. "I'll get my swag on to your vehicle."
The nervous cheerleader drove, biting her lip as she stole occasional glances of the muscle-bound Asian Adonis sat in the car beside her. He was doing some squat thrusts, to keep in shape, his eyes fixed pointedly at her throughout. Unblinking.
They reached Extreme Stunts Peak, and Raspberry pulled up the car and they sat, almost in silence if it weren't for the rhythmic exhalations of Forceez's bench-pressing in the passenger seat.
Raspberry shifted in her seat. She could feel her ovaries stirring, as is common in females upon arousal. The strong musk of masculine hormone had sunk deep enough into her pores, and she could feel a light attraction sweat starting.
Forceez wiped a light exercise sweat from his prow, and then used it to lubricate his fingers. "I guess we best get started," he purred.
"Wait, what was that?" Raspberry jumped.
The car had begun to roll, the wheels turning slowly towards...the Extreme Stunts Peak drop-point.
"Whoa!" they both said, as the car rolled on down the rocky canyon, doing all kinds of flips and such and spins in the air. They landed, after doing this jump off a rocky ramp or something, and both high-fived. "Radical!"
"Whoa, are you okay?" Raspberry murmured, coming to. Turning her head, she saw Forceez's body twisted hideously across the dashboard. The brains were everywhere. It was horrible. The reason? "He didn't wear his seat-belt!" Raspberry gasped.
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[09:29:00] <A^Roxxor^> beastiality is the same as screwing a minor
[09:29:00] <Sindred> It's legal so long as the barn door is closed.
[09:29:00] <Sindred> Go to Wales. And just go crazy on those sheep.
[09:29:00] <nito89> Oh in wales its legal... In fact its preferable
Forever alone.Code:[16:21:28] metallicuh [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[16:22:00] <metallicuh> ello mates
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Wow O, I was certainly surprised.Code:[21:36:41] <@Oneironaut> Luckily, I'm fucking ninja, and not a single person knew about it.
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[07:20:54] <nito89> sero its not rape if i enjoy it 0.0
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[07:24:15] <@nina> sero its not rape if i enjoy it
[21:56:22] <ArchEnemy> grannys
[21:56:24] <Stuberry> bollocks
[21:56:24] <ArchEnemy> are so funny
[21:57:25] <Stuberry> but i mean in a way it's good
[21:57:31] <ArchEnemy> in the arse
[21:57:42] <Stuberry> cause her kids got their inheritence early