Thread: DV Chat Quotes

only quotes from the chat



edit: just fyi, Xox told me to make this

...What's wrong with the current DV quotes?

Other than it's rampant senselessness, that is.

DV quotes is getting overrun with quotes from chat and 99% of them are quite vulgar and inappropriate.

This is the place for those vulgar quotes

Banana: I like wearing polka dotted underwear!
AmazeO XD: Whoa.

From chat, of course.

please dont spam

honestly

this sux to be honest with you

[Siиdяed] 9:44 pm: "I called you a loser, bitch!"
InvisibleWoman staggered back, her mouth ajar, her eyes wide. "Wh-what?"
"A loser, a pathetic, miserable, aimless..." Mrs InvisibleWoman advanced on her
daughter, half-shaking as she roared. "A loser! A good for nothing-"
InvisibleWoman didn't think as she moved wordlessly into her mother's embrace. Her
lips locked onto those of the older woman, and her legs slipped around ther other's,
fixing them together, entwined, a mergeless genetic completion, all sighs and..
[Siиdяed] 9:44 pm: What.

What was wrong with the old Quotes thread? It got locked and some posts deleted, and now it disappeared...

It's because you guys ruined it by being unfunny/tried to hard to make it into quotes.

Yeah.
Most of those quotes were extremely unfunny.

Originally Posted by slash112

What was wrong with the old Quotes thread? It got locked and some posts deleted, and now it disappeared...

We're flirting with the idea of creating a separate thread for quotes that are of the same nature of the ones we had to delete from the quotes thread. Ultimately, we're still deliberating on what to do about the whole quote mess. When I know more, you all will know more.

I'm pretty sure it was decided that we'd separate it into two threads: DV Forum and DV Chat. The quote clean up has been done one too many times. It's quite evident that members will continue to post perverted/unfunny quotes in the quote thread. There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.

I guess DV Quotes is on a temp. leave while we sort this out.

Originally Posted by Xox

perverted

Sindred: Slayer bit his lower lip, and nodded his head. "You heard me, Lulian. You're...banned. You've been a real...mm...bad boy."
Lulian offered Slayer nothing but a wry smile. Then his hands reached down, grasping and unlocking his belt in one smooth, confident grunt of a gesture...
[dreamnoob] 10:21 pm: lol
Slayer bleated in meek protest as Lulian's weight slammed him back against the rough, brick wall.
"I think I'm going to have to see that Ban Hammer, Slay-er."
Lulian hesitated in his thrusting. He shifted and frowned. "Slayer...is that...is that clingfilm? You just carry around a roll of that in your
pocket?"
"Uh..." Slayer blushed. "Yeah...there was a...I had a cooking class...I mean...is...is that a problem?"
Lulian's eyebrows raised. He smiled, slippery as a serpent. "Not at all. I LOVE clingfilm."
Slayer and Lulian stopped, grunting, and then tried to move apart. The clingfilm rustled, but clung them together unmoving. They struggled
for a moment, and then collapsed in a plasticky heap of sweat and loose flabby folds.
"We're stuck together?" Slayer gasped. "and there's an administrative meeting in here any minute now?"
Lulian closed his eyes, and exhaled. "Public exhibitionism, yes! That was the trick. Done now. What were you saying?"
And wacky hijinks ensued.

Originally Posted by Xox

There has to be a thread for them to post them so they don't land yet again in DV Quotes.

Or they can just, you know, not post them.

The other alternative is to make a thread with a link to 4chan in it, so that we may
slowly siphon away the screaming retarded children.

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[11:59] <@Akono> lol

Honestly, can somebody kill Wurstbot? It's scaring off a lot of people.

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<Snowboy> lol a bird flew into a window at my house xD
[17:33] <@slash112> rofl
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> SAVE IT
[17:33] <Snowboy> we did
[17:33] <@Alex> eat it.
[17:33] <Snowboy> its in a box
[17:33] <Snowboy> somewhere outside
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> D'aw
[17:33] <Snowboy> wtf alex?
[17:33] <@Alex> tastes delicious.
[17:33] <goldenaxel321> KFC it.
[17:34] <@Alex> Colonel it.
[17:34] <Snowboy> its a baby bird of some kind
[17:34] <Snowboy> it can fly
[17:34] <Snowboy> but it is still recovering
[17:34] <@Alex> excellent, they taste the best
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> haha
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> No way.
[17:34] <Snowboy> -_-
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> yOu'd never get the colonels secret recipie.
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> train it
[17:34] <goldenaxel321> Train it to find BinLaden
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> to become like a falcon, or perhaps a rooster
[17:34] <MatteBinLaden> and have cockfights!
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> earn big $

That is messed up...

Lol, some more of the conversation.

[17:35] <Snowboy> its a tiny bird, though
[17:35] <Snowboy> i was barely able to see it outside
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> you know how to feed those right?
[17:35] <MatteBinLaden> u gotta eat worm, and puke it up in your mouth
[17:35] <goldenaxel321> Chew the worms yourself
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> See?
[17:36] <MatteBinLaden> train him to attack
[17:36] <Snowboy> dude, it can fly
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> Then let him teach you how to fly.
[17:36] <MatteBinLaden> then teach him how to read
[17:36] <goldenaxel321> Then it's off to college.
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> yeah
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> might have a hard time... but he'll pull through
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> as long as you believe in him
[17:37] <MatteBinLaden> and support him
[17:37] <Snowboy> loool

lol Snowboy. Good times.

[22:57] <mascot> !quote
[22:57] <SlashBot> Random Quote:
[22:57] <SlashBot> [03:19] <ninjabot> A Mnemonic Initiated LD is where you use a mnemonic device to remember to do a reality check
[22:57] <ninjabot> I am I am sorry, what did u want to know about LDinging?
[22:57] <+no-Name> fffffffffff
[22:57] <+no-Name> fucking bots
[22:57] <&Forsaken> LOL!!!
[22:57] <mascot> everything
[22:57] <&Forsaken> that was awesome

Lulian and Snowboys quotes were the funniest in my opinion. (But I only read two pages then skipped here to the last one to comment on how hilarious they were)

Originally Posted by SilverDreams

Lulian and Snowboys quotes were the funniest in my opinion. (But I only read two pages then skipped here to the last one to comment on how hilarious they were)

Lol thanks!

No i take that back there are Lots of funny ones.

[13:56] <Silverdreams> I like pie

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[13:57] <+Spartiate> who doesn't
[13:57] <+Spartiate> except probably asians
[13:57] <+Spartiate> they probably ruin their pie by putting squid or something in them
[13:58] <+TheUnknown> hm 4chan's bday today
[13:58] <+Spartiate> eww
[13:59] <+no-Name> 8 years ago it was illegal for two dudes to bone
[13:59] <+Spartiate> what
[13:59] <+Spartiate> where
[13:59] <+no-Name> in texas
[13:59] <+no-Name> ):
[13:59] <+no-Name> sadface
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[14:00] <+Spartiate> it's been legal here for 41 years
[14:01] <dakotahnok> what has?