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[20:53] <+zebrah> I got my big long dick now
[20:53] <Seroquel> lol
[20:53] <Evolventity> cool cool
[20:53] <mooseantlers> and you can see it
[20:53] <+zebrah> I could see it before you turd
[20:53] <+zebrah> now I just see it better
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[20:53] <+zebrah> I got my big long dick now
[20:53] <Seroquel> lol
[20:53] <Evolventity> cool cool
[20:53] <mooseantlers> and you can see it
[20:53] <+zebrah> I could see it before you turd
[20:53] <+zebrah> now I just see it better
[23:32:23] <NoDreams> ,,,,,
[23:32:27] <Seroquel> NoLDs
[23:32:29] <NoDreams> Fuck you Seroquel
[23:32:32] <Seroquel> lmfao
[23:32:36] <Seroquel> Cum in me brethren.
Posted at "12:34 AM".
Lulz.
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[05:05:52] NoDaniel [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit: I want telekinesis
[05:07:19] NoDaniel [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[05:07:38] <NoDaniel> how shti
[05:07:49] <NoDaniel> oh shit* fell asleep on the keyboard
[05:08:38] NoDaniel [[email protected]] has quit IRC: Quit:
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[17:32:41] <+ninja9578> dont put nutella on salmon or you'lle be eating salmonella
[19:59] <A^Roxxor> Asshole projection
[19:59] <A^Roxxor> WHAM WHAM WHAM
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[19:15:15] <&BoomWave> !reload
[19:15:16] <&fOrceez> hahah
[19:15:16] <iBot> Reloading config... [DONE]
[19:15:19] <&BoomWave> :)
[19:15:19] <CallofNatur3> people say my language is hard to learn
[19:15:27] <&fOrceez> Oh, what's your first language?
[19:15:31] <CallofNatur3> hungarian
[19:15:33] <+Karlitaki> Reloading ganja... [STONED]
[21:44] <+Karlitaki> ninjabot you smoke weed
[21:44] <%zebrah> ok
[21:44] <%zebrah> eff dis < ----- Gone stoned.
[21:44] <%zebrah> shite
[21:44] <+Karlitaki> its hard questions
[21:44] <Irken> y/n ninjabot likes smoking marijuana < ----- teh win.
[21:44] <ninjabot> Yes
[23:39:53] ChildWave slaps NoDaniel|Away in the tooth
[23:39:58] <&ChildWave> TOOTH SHIT
[23:40:01] <&ChildWave> er
[23:40:02] <&ChildWave> SHOT*
FirstThen more hilarityQuote:
[21:02:11] <Kona> Never knew that, but I live in america so...
[21:02:18] <&^Mexican^Wave^> ..so you're stupid
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[21:02:30] <Alex> dave, u and ur daily racist hours
[21:02:34] <&^Mexican^Wave^> ROFL
[21:02:36] <&^Mexican^Wave^> ale
[21:02:37] <&^Mexican^Wave^> x
[21:02:45] <&^Mexican^Wave^> you made me spurt milk everywhere
Good story is bad.Quote:
[06:24:07] <SlashBot> A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away, there was a little woman named SilverDreams who was being chased by evil robot killer bees. Meanwhile, Seroquel was in an epic battle against the evil guys. SilverDreams then got stabbed in the eyeball with a plastic spoon by Seroquel.
[06:24:08] <SlashBot> THE END
^^^Quote:
[21:44:04] <SilverDreams> about her having a huge dick
[21:44:09] <SilverDreams> and raping little children
[21:44:11] <SilverDreams> :)
[21:44:13] <BlackRain> Sad
[21:44:19] <Evolventity> who erii?
Were you playing jeopardy, why is the answer before the question?
[19:58:04] <^Mexican^Wave^|Away> back
[19:58:05] <%zebrah> HELL YES IT IS
[19:58:08] <%zebrah> I WANT VODKA
[19:58:10] <&fOrceez> ^
[19:58:16] <&fOrceez> ?? hardcore
[19:58:17] <%zebrah> david how much experience do you have with flavouring your semen
[19:58:18] <SlashBot> hardcore: david
[19:58:21] <^Mexican^Wave^|Away> loads
I always wondered..Quote:
[21:28:31] <&gOku^> What do you think happens when a super saiyan has an orgasm?
[21:28:32] <SilverDreams> to the sweet
[21:28:35] <SilverDreams> milky seat
[21:28:35] <Evolventity> wtf sd xD
[21:28:36] <&gOku^> Does the bed explode?
[21:28:42] <Darksider> Umm
[21:28:46] <&gOku^> Like.. the questions..
[21:28:48] <Darksider> The Universe implodes
[21:28:48] <Evolventity> A new big bang occurs.
[13:31] <+Pornaensis> Tara
[13:31] <+Pornaensis> I think I have
[13:31] <Ratantula> hi
[13:31] <+Pornaensis> Come down with the same disease you have
[13:31] <+Pornaensis> Pooping too much.
[13:32] <sudokugirl> would you rather not poo?
[13:32] <+Pornaensis> I'd rather not poop as much
[13:32] <Ratantula> Well you're supposed to poop once a day at the least.
[13:32] <Ratantula> Two-three times a day at the best.
[13:32] <+Pornaensis> I'm in the 12-15 range
[13:32] <Ratantula> Oh, hm.
[13:32] <Ratantula> Guess you better get used to reading on the toilet.
[17:08:46] <NoDaniel> Alex
[17:08:49] <NoDaniel> Y u so hunky
[17:09:01] <Alex> the cereals, Danny.
[17:09:10] <NoDaniel> The cereals? THE CEREALS...
[17:09:21] <NoDaniel> I know Alex's true identity..
[17:09:31] <NoDaniel> http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:A...v7btt61DIsMKul
[17:09:52] <Alex> close
[17:09:55] <&BoogieKen> >.>
[17:09:56] <Alex> http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3598/...8b6980949f.jpg
[18:22] <Dark_Merlin> this weather is too hot
[18:22] <SilverDreams> Dark_Merlin: Come to my house.
[18:23] <SilverDreams> We have a pool.
[18:23] <SilverDreams> xD
[18:23] <Dark_Merlin> [18:19:46] <Seroquel> I wanna set a building on fire
[18:23] <Dark_Merlin> [18:19:53] <SilverDreams> Me too
[18:23] <Dark_Merlin> nty
[10:12:07] <sh4rkbyt3> 8ROULETTE
[10:12:10] <sh4rkbyt3> fuck
[10:12:13] <sh4rkbyt3> !roulette
[10:12:13] <MailorderWave|Away> oops
[10:12:13] <Seroquel> failure
[10:12:14] <ninjabot> chamber 1 of 6: *click*
[10:12:17] <Seroquel> roulette
[10:12:19] <ninjabot> chamber 2 of 6: *click*
[10:12:22] <Seroquel> roulette
[10:12:23] <ninjabot> chamber 3 of 6: *click*
[10:12:24] <Seroquel> roulette
[10:12:25] <ninjabot> chamber 4 of 6: *click*
[10:12:26] <Seroquel> your turn
[10:12:30] <sh4rkbyt3> !roulette
[10:12:31] <ninjabot> chamber 5 of 6: BANG!
[10:12:32] ninjabot shoots sh4rkbyt
[10:12:33] ninjabot reloads gun
[10:12:34] <Seroquel> hahahaha
[12:06:31] <+OldSparta> hush you, Apperantly Canada is afraid fast internet
[12:06:33] <+OldSparta> you know
[12:06:38] <+OldSparta> high speed crashes and the likes
[12:06:46] <+OldSparta> Packets dying
[12:06:53] <+OldSparta> electrons everywhere
[12:07:00] <&ShockWave|Away> lol
[12:07:05] <+OldSparta> crying switches
[12:07:29] <&ShockWave|Away> high speed just means the packets die faster
[12:07:31] <&ShockWave|Away> not more packets die
[12:07:31] <+OldSparta> after a few of those, they throttled the net, so the crash of 2001 would never happen again
[12:07:49] <&ShockWave|Away> which crash of 01?
[12:07:51] <+OldSparta> lol
[12:08:10] <+OldSparta> You didn't hear?
[12:08:17] <&ShockWave|Away> nope
[12:08:42] <+OldSparta> somewhere in toronto, the packets had a major crash. Backed up the internet for days
[12:08:48] <+OldSparta> Police had to be called it
[12:08:50] <+OldSparta> investigations
[12:08:52] <&ShockWave|Away> ...
[12:08:52] <+OldSparta> the likes
[12:09:01] <+OldSparta> lol
[12:09:09] <&ShockWave|Away> are you serious or joking?
[12:09:13] <&ShockWave|Away> I cannot tell
[12:09:13] <+OldSparta> we lost many a good packets that day
[12:09:20] <+OldSparta> seriously?
[12:09:23] <+OldSparta> I was joking
[12:09:27] <&ShockWave|Away> good
[12:09:28] <+OldSparta> from the start
[12:09:29] <+OldSparta> lol
[12:09:35] <&ShockWave|Away> if you were seirous
[12:09:37] <&ShockWave|Away> serious*
[12:09:40] <&ShockWave|Away> I was going to correct you
[12:09:43] <+OldSparta> I'm quoting this
[00:09] Sentaku: !who the fuck is alice
[00:09] iBot: Result: unicorn
I told you all he spoke!Quote:
[11:09:37] <Coldberg> man i'm almost like a rockstar here
[11:09:38] <Coldberg> xD
[18:16] * Dark_Merlin pokes slash112 in the belly
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18:53 invisiblEwomaN: Seroquel, in real life, girl, you remind me of Pocahontas.
This one's from last night, I think:
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<Godaensis> hi
<Barbon> hello
<Alucinor^XIII> Hey guys
<Barbon> cost you 10 dollars to stay here for 20 minutes Godaensis
<+OldSparta> hey aku
<+OldSparta> bah
<+OldSparta> Alucinor^XIII: *
<Godaensis> who the fuck are you
<Barbon> wow was jokin
<Barbon> cheeeezzz