Originally Posted by
Kromoh
[fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: someone tell me a story.
[fleur de lune] 4:14 pm: i'm bored.
[Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: once upon a time there was a little girl with the goldest of locks upon her head
[Dying Dignity] 4:16 pm: she was known as goldilocks
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: clever!
[Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: one day, she was hungry whilst walking around in some random forest somewhere and she found a house
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: and then?
[Dying Dignity] 4:17 pm: she knocked on the door and lo and behold, it fell down with a great crash!
[fleur de lune] 4:17 pm: AND THEEEN?
[Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she was a bit scared upon seeing the door down but realised she didnt really care about the occupants of the house and
they were out anyway
[Dying Dignity] 4:18 pm: she found 3 bowls of porridge on a table
[Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: she tried the big one but it was too cold, then she tried the medium one and it was too hot!
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: AAANNNDDD TTTHHHEEENNN???
****[Sentaku] 4:19 pm: ANDTHENANDTHENANDTHEN
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: WHAT ABOUT THE LAST BOWL?!?!?!
[Dying Dignity] 4:19 pm: so she sat down at the small bowl of porridge and tried that, it was just right. she was too stupid to realise hot + cold =
medium and a bigger bowl of porridge
[fleur de lune] 4:19 pm: because she was blonde, right?
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: yeah
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: so she was tired after the meal and went upstairs to nap for a bit
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: THEN 3 BEARS CAME HOME, GOT DRUNK AND RAPED HER THEN ATE HER BECAUSE SHE WAS A GREEDY
BITCH
[Dying Dignity] 4:20 pm: teh end
[fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: ...
[fleur de lune] 4:21 pm: *runsoffcrying*