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05-01-2011, 09:59 AM
Tara

This is from Skype but Zebrah said I should post it here.

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[1:53:22 AM] Tara: If we were more like praying mantids, women might eat your face and still have sex with you while your body continues to twitch..!
[1:53:47 AM] ♥Mark: Well obviously I'd wear protection
[1:53:52 AM] ♥Mark: a hockey mask or something.
05-02-2011, 11:39 AM
Tara

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05-02-2011, 04:02 PM
zebrah

Perfect time to join IRC.

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You joined the room.
You were promoted to half-operator by DreamBot.
ShockWave: nipples
05-03-2011, 06:44 PM
zebrah

I shot the serif.

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ninja9578: has anyone used courier before? shockwave, slash112?
LemonBE: the font?
ninja9578: no, the mail server
05-05-2011, 06:36 PM
Artelis

in the spirit of IRC quotes:

Quote:

zebrah ‣ ninjabot do you like giving Artelis blow jobs?
ninjabot ‣ ya, I love Artelis
zebrah ‣ winning
05-05-2011, 09:56 PM
TacoKing7

Lmfao, I remember this:

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[18:37] <DreamBot> 06,00{MoxQuizz} 02,11The question no. 85*is:
[18:37] <DreamBot> * ** ** **12,00(Don't Strain*Yourself*Thinking*;-)) A*water*heater*keeps*····· warm*for*you.
01[18:38] <TacoKing7> Dicks
[18:38] <MarTango> you
[18:38] <MarTango> me
[18:38] <ninja9578> pussy
[18:38] <A^Roxxor> water
[18:38] <DreamBot> 06,00{MoxQuizz}*09,01A^Roxxor02,11*solved*afte r 12*seconds*and*now*has*09,01<29>02,11 points*(+1) on*rank*1.
[18:38] <DreamBot> ** * **** *02,11The answer was:*12,00water
[18:38] <ninja9578> water
[18:38] <DreamBot> *** * ***02,11A^Roxxor has 1*point(s)*to*go.
[18:38] <A^Roxxor> lol
01[18:38] <TacoKing7> Lmao
[18:38] <ninja9578> oh so gay that was
[18:38] <MarTango> water heater.
[18:38] <MarTango> Wow
05-09-2011, 07:57 PM
A_Citrus

[19:55:29] <@slash112> the german/south african sounding one
[19:55:36] <Alex> thats me u bitch
05-10-2011, 02:14 AM
zebrah

.

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Alex: cmon thats not even challenging
Alex: there are much more exotic states
Alex: esp those noone ever heard about
Alex: like
Alex: Wyoming
Alex: i mean wtf
Alex: what even is that
Alex: but yea, it exists
Alex: at lesat the map says so
05-10-2011, 06:27 PM
zebrah

How to properly enjoy IRC.

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TigerLilly: this is the best... relaxing with a rum and coke on my porch on such a beautiful day in some rediculous chat room
05-11-2011, 04:05 AM
A_Citrus

iDave (my semi-AI) is a bit high tonight...

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[04:03] OldSparta: your bot is high]
[04:04] ShroomWave|Away: yes
[04:04] ShroomWave|Away: iDave is high
[04:04] iDave: Or incredibly lazy.
05-14-2011, 02:13 AM
zebrah

Watch out for Tara

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[18:11:17] <Tara> Well the other day I was trying to sneak up on a coyote to snap pictures and I couldn't tell if what I was seeing was the coyote or a pile of logs, I tried using my camera as glasses but it has no zoom. It was p ridiculous.
[18:11:40] <Sindred> A coyote? They usually eat tresspassers.
[18:11:55] <Tara> She was the tresspasser, I was going to take pictures and then eat her.
05-21-2011, 05:09 AM
slayer

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<@Mark75> I tried to crossdress by wearing my left sock on my right foot and vice versa.
<@Mark75> But I got them mixed up.
<@Mark75> and ended up wearing them on the proper feet.
<@Mark75> I was so embarassed.

Oh you
05-24-2011, 04:41 AM
DeletePlease

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeff777

My little ponies.

They are anthropomorphic in nearly every way imaginable. They wear clothes (sometimes), and speak like little teeny boppers.

So can you explain to me, for the life of God.. why don't they have small budding breasts? Since they're meant to be a teenage girl in a beasts body, why don't they at least have mosquito bites on t.v.? Did the animation artists forget to draw them in?

Thanks.

That Jeff sure is an odd one.
05-24-2011, 05:55 AM
Jeff777

[23:50] <@Jeff777> Science discovers dormant orifice in the female body which suggests sex 2,000 years ago was done by inserting the penis into a females ribcage.
[23:50] <@Jeff777> Anyone want the link to the site?
[23:50] <Kona> lulwut
[23:50] <%zebrah|Away> YES
[23:50] <@Jeff777> lol
[23:50] <%zebrah|Away> are you serious?
[23:50] <@Jeff777> hahahahaha
[23:50] <%zebrah|Away> lol
[23:51] <%zebrah|Away> keep trolling jeff
[23:51] <%zebrah|Away> You have made a powerful enemy today
[23:51] <Kona> Yea
[23:51] <Kona> me
[23:51] <NoDaniel> jeff...keep fucking trolling,and i;ll rip YOUR jeff off >:o
[23:51] <%zebrah|Away> kona: I don't think attempting shared dreaming is worth it
[23:51] <&LardWave^> [05:50:20] <@Jeff777> Science discovers dormant orifice in the female body which suggests sex 2,000 years ago was done by inserting the penis into a females ribcage.
[23:52] <&LardWave^> wait
[23:52] <&LardWave^> are you serious??
[23:52] <%zebrah|Away> keep trolling jeff
[23:52] <Kona> WHy?
[23:52] <%zebrah|Away> fake n gay
05-24-2011, 10:00 PM
zebrah

How to get the ladies.

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[13:55:08] <zebrah> I bought a bunch of clothes and stuff yesterday
[13:55:13] <zebrah> so boring
[13:56:03] <Alex> bling bling stuff
[13:56:07] <Alex> Rolex
[13:56:11] <zebrah> lol ofc
[13:56:14] <Alex> to impress the canadian chix
[13:56:33] <zebrah> lol anything will impress them
[13:56:50] <Alex> yea, even if u show them a "1 United States Dollars" bill, theyll adore u
05-25-2011, 01:51 AM
Spartiate

1.00 USD = 0.977708 CAD

>_>
05-25-2011, 03:11 AM
DeletePlease

Isn't the average Canadian (girl) smarter, and as a result harder to impress, than the average American (girl)?

Am I being stereotypical? Yes.
05-25-2011, 03:27 AM
Jeff777

Quote:

Originally Posted by GavinGill

Isn't the average Canadian (girl) smarter, and as a result harder to impress, than the average American (girl)?

Am I being stereotypical? Yes.

You're probably right ay.
05-25-2011, 09:47 PM
zebrah

Timing win.

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[13:45:08] <%zebrah> less*
[13:45:08] <mooseantlers> less*
[13:45:12] <mooseantlers> lol
[13:45:12] <%zebrah> lol
05-27-2011, 04:56 AM
A_Citrus

Zebrah is popular.

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[04:53:47] zebrah [[email protected]] has joined #DV
[04:53:49] DreamBot [[email protected]] has set mode +h zebrah
[04:54:04] <%zebrah> hi
[04:54:14] <@Mark75> hi
[04:55:01] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:19] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:21] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:29] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:33] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:34] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:36] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:38] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:39] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:40] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:41] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:41] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:43] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:43] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:44] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:45] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:46] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:46] <%zebrah> hi
[04:55:48] <Sentaku> hi
[04:55:48] <&LardWave^> hi
[04:55:50] <%zebrah> COMBO
[04:55:50] <Sentaku> bye
[04:55:52] <%zebrah> BREAKER
[04:55:52] Sentaku [[email protected]] has left #DV: "kthxbai"
05-27-2011, 04:58 AM
Sentaku

Quote:

Originally Posted by ShockWave

Zebrah is popular.

That, or it's proof of some sort of hivemind
05-29-2011, 12:23 AM
Artelis

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05-29-2011, 03:11 AM
AURON

once again, chat quotes are not the same as dv quotes.
05-29-2011, 05:55 AM
Siиdяed

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auron

once again, chat quotes are not the same as dv quotes.

DV Quotes are the things DV remembers saying and is proud of. The jokes made on sunny days, the inspirational moments of wisdom and the happy chatter of good, respectable members.

DV Chat Quotes are things DV says drunkenly in a slur and is disappointed when someone remembers it long enough to smear it in shit on a bathroom wall.
05-29-2011, 08:11 PM
Artelis

Quote:

Originally Posted by Auron

once again, chat quotes are not the same as dv quotes.

that's not a quote! Also, either I'm misunderstanding you, or you haven't read the title of the thread.

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