....try using "sexy no jutsu"...
..works every time.
Make sure you have aids first.
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....try using "sexy no jutsu"...
..works every time.
Make sure you have aids first.
Snap your fingers and have their eyes explode, then have them stumble into:
-Traffic
-A train
-Out of a high window
-A high voltage power supply
-Off of a cliff
Make them try and play Six on Expert with their hands tied. The trauma would definitely at least make their ankles swell. But most likely their heart would stop beating.
Freeze them sub zero style then you can finish them any way you wish, maybe with an axe.
Spoon out their eyeballs and then replace them with cadbury caramel eggs!
That wouldn't really kill them. Make them angry perhaps.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen
You could always use DC-mind-control to make them beat themselves to death.
Well after they have easter-egg eyeballs you have them bash their heads up against the sidewalk...
Duh.
lol
:oops:Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen
Why would you wanna kill a DC you sick bastard? Personally I'd stuff my face with food, drink a bottle of laxatives, shit in a bucket and drown the DC a bucket of liquid shit. Hows that for evil. So evil it just happened to be the 333rd reply.
Hmm lemme see...
1) Bury them alive, but place a camera in the coffin so you can see them, and add snakes/rats/anything else they are scared of/are likely to eat them, in there with them.
2) Throw them in a pool of water with Pirranhas (sorry if I spelt that completely wrong)
3) Make them really small and put them in a bathtub full of water, then let the plug out :D
4) Make yourself really big and have a huge tennis racket, use them as the ball and smack them against a wall.
5) Make a herd of Wilderbeest stampede towards them
I think I'm done for now
Slice it into pieces with a laser beam.
Shot in the forehead with a machine gun.
Pull their lower lip over their heads and make them swallow.
:)
I like to phase behind them and whisper into their ear the death words (any words you like really) my death words are "the rabbit hole ends" (matrix style man, totally kick ass) and then their eyes just roll into the back of their heads and they collapse, dead
- Tell their best freind that they have a wire
- Rip out their still beating heart and eat it
- Stick your finger in their eyes and use their head as a bowling ball
- Use mind control to make them no longer want to live (worse than death)
- Stab a giant hook through their body and use them for shark bait
:shock: What did the poor DC do to you?!Quote:
Originally Posted by nayrki
Seems whenever my DCs chase me I panic and make them explode.
They tried to tell me that using my magical powers to enslave them was immoral. Can you believe their audacity?
-turning them into a vampire
:chuckle:Quote:
Originally Posted by nayrki
Pretty soon they'll strip you of your lucid powers and enslave you :eek:. The Dream Character revolt!
Perhaps. But first they have to catch me.
And I dont have to use my powers to totally kick ass
Spraying the with GAS and throwing them a lighter!
I tried that once
But then Clark Kent grabbed the lighter and lit a cigarette with it
It kinda spoiled the occasion.
So i turned the flame into Kryptonite
If they strip you of yours maybe they'll take them for themselves :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by nayrki
yes, but thats a never ending loop... the bad rebellious slaves would take it for themselves, and use it to enslave not only me but everyone else. Then I'd remember that i'm still immortal, so I'd be the hero and save all the innocent little slaves from their evil master.
I treat my slaves good....
Have you never watched X-MEN
You sir have been reading Maddox.Quote:
Originally Posted by Citizen
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How about dropping a fully-loaded house on someone?
Or the classic anvil. Or piano. Or banana man. :banana:Quote:
Originally Posted by Drasnus
I've killed two DCs in my only LD so far, one I sniped out of 500 m distance and I shot the other one down with a silenced Glock point-blank range.
My personal favorite, when I do have to kill DCs, is to just insta-kill them. I just think 'die' and they do. A variant of that would be to insta-kill by decapitation, which can look really strange (some DCs have blue or green blood).
With futuristic or retro weapons.
By telekinetically picking up the DC and tossing it bashing it against a wall
Touch of death
If it was trying to harm you try making it harm itself (mind-control)
Convince it to commit suicide
If it was a monster shape-shift it into something harmless and then dispose of it.