Two words, giant toaster
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Two words, giant toaster
Haha one of the things my friend and I would do while we were bored in class was try to one-up eachother with drawings of people dying in creative ways.
Shoot them out of a cannon into oncoming traffic.
Tie a zip-line to the top of a tall building and fasten the other end to a dead cow's tail (send them down face first).
Attach them to a pole with a rope, right in front of a 747 jet engine going full bore, then try to shoot the rope in half with different weapons.
Push them off the edge of a steep, icy slope, naked.
Paint them with pig blood, put them in a hedge maze and inform them that they have 5 minutes before you release the starving tigers.
Most of these are far beyond my LD abilities at this point, but hey they sound fun.
Two words:
Demon Pit.
http://images.tomshardware.com/2006/...rors/ashe1.jpg
set it up like diablo or diablo 2
and use the apocolypse spell
I turned this one DC into plastic for trying to make me pay for something in a shop :D
Turn him into a cannibal who thinks himself really tasty!
Head explosion.
I had a sweet LD where I ran my sister over a few times with a car I spawned. I was only gonna hit her once but the girl in the car with me thought it was funny so I backed up once or twice. LOLerskates (kinda gay phrase).
I had a super hero showdown last night! Me and some other dude faught hero style. First we excanged laser eyes...then he tried fire breathe when I did frost breathe ;)
DC's are just the subconscious mind personifying human characteristics, meaning they're extensions of yourself, despite how terrifying or weird they may be. I read quite a while back that fighting DC's is having a battle with your own mind.
My favourite way is this:
It's a little time consuming in some cases, but that usually it goes as fast as you want. Also if it's difficult for me at any time I put on some sort of artefact that allows me to do it. Also it doesn't involve the "death" of the Dream Character (I consider that psychologically unhealthy, but if you want to go for all-out demise you can).
Make a huge, clear ball in the air around the DC, slowly making a wall all around him or her. It's a bit like a force-field, really. When the wall completely surrounds the DC let it start to shrink. Let it become smaller and smaller until the DC is trapped in a tiny ball.
After this I find that there are three good ways to proceed.
1. This is a peaceful removal of the DC from your dream permanently. Let the ball shrink and shrink and shrink until it disappears.
2. Another way I like to remove the DC from the dream is this: Pick up the ball and put it in your pocket.
3. This is the best way by far. Put the ball in your pocket. Later, when another DC is annoying you and you don't want to waste too much time and effort on him, pull out a ball and throw it. Whoever you want will appear and will be under your complete control.
In my first Lucid Dream, I Figured out that it was a dream, and set out to explore the town. Didn't take long to figure out the basic thing, I couldn't Fly.
Anyway, i met this DC, He was breaking into cars, and i told him that it was my mind and he shouldn't mess it up, so he picked me up and hammered me into the ground- and just stood there with his foot holding me in place. I couldn't move or do anything, and he just didn't listen to anything i said. Then i remembered what i read on these forums (Before i was a member) that if you showed compassion to them, they often became nice.
So i gave him a hug (Arms were free to move for this), and he smiled. He let me up and shook my hand- I felt this really odd tingling and i realised that i could do whatever i wanted now, so i conjured a flaming net and burned that robber into cinders.
He never came back.
* I guess my main point is, Flaming Nets!!!
I like the classic "blow their head off". Kinda like what they did to Joe Peshi in "Goodfellas". :)(greatest movie ever!) Also, some Dead Rising style kills are fun. i.e. sickle to the neck, axe to the face, etc...
machine gun...
Make them all kill eachother. go to a place that has a lot of people, and make them suddenly start knife fighting eachother.
Speed up time.
Witness the extinction of the DC race, because of such ignorance.
Jump real high and tell a dc to catch you, but heres the trick, turn into a fat man while your in the air, real REAL fat.
Pull off a Rasengan.
Or, controversially, a chidori.
I made a joke! :lol:
lolz, explosive diarrhea
ROFLcopter (yes, I know, gay). Hilarious! :) How about explosive diarrhea filed with actual explosives or nails in a crowded place! In my LD last night, a DC was holding me back when I would try to walk and then he pulled me to the ground. So I spawned a 9mm semi-automatic pistol in a drawer and a shot him in the neck. teeheehee.
This could be a nice thread, but some people are taking this way too far - how could you get pleasure from even thinking about killing people with nail bombs! And then advise us that the more people maimed, the better! God, that's just horrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by zobey
Yay, yay, blow their heads off! Some of these method are just sick. You guys definitely have issues if that's your idea of a pastime.
P.S. To the user I quoted, I can't believe you wrote down laughter. Teeheehee. Get some help, man!
Agreed. If such atrocity of gruesome nature is wishing to be discussed, join me whilst in chat.Quote:
Originally Posted by A Humble Sinner
Two words: HUMAN FIREWORK:banana::banana::banana:
(Light the hair on fire and watch them take off:banana:)
Keep em coming.
Give them my personal invention, bone corrder fluid, use it and there bones dissapear from there bodies and they become all flimsy, you dont have to kill them but heck youve already taken there ability to move or practicly breath.
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/8091/bonlesswo9.png
my best way, take them fly up to the sky. Throw them down and fire an evergy blasy down to them.