~ Vex Kitten's Journal 05/06 ~

Aw.. don't be jealous. I'd share some lucidity with you if it were possible. It's not like I've had a lot of it lately but I'd still share if I could because I'm sweet and generous like that. :content:


Oct 11th

*went to bed an hour and a half early and have no recall from last night what so ever. Did nap in the morning and have a couple of short dreams though*


1- Into the River

Was on a bus or a van looking out the window at the passing scenery. We came up on a bridge spanning a very wide dirty river. Noticed a line of people leading from the river bank up onto the hill beside. It was a line of paired people, each duo either held hands or was linked at the arms.
The line moved forward, each set of people waded calmly into the river until their heads disappeared under the water. This continued and I watched as several people appeared to be calmly drowning themselves.
Closer to the bridge was a lone man in a long coat. He strode into the river on his own and just before his head decended below the waves he turned and stared right at me. Gave me the creeps.




2- Infiltrator

In an apt on the second story of a building. I was to infiltrate a march onto 'The Site'. Had to smoke a cigarette before I left. Felt so sick from the two drags I took that I thought I'd. Despite that I still wanted to submerge myself into the march.
Time came and I couldn't find my cameras. I left anyway, stood atop a hill that overlooked the assembled and alleged racists. Saw a woman with a group of about 30 or so kids all neatly lined up in little rows. She was drilling racist remarks into the kids, which sickened me.
Made my way through it all and suddenly the group scattered. I took off too. Came back down the hill. There was a Japanese woman and two white women ahead of me. The japanese woman kept making racist comments. She slipped and rolled down the hill and splashed into the ditch water. I burst out laughing.. a real lunatic laughter.. as she struggled back up the hill. She threatened to kick my ass which made me laugh harder because she couldn't even climb the damned hill let alone beat me up.
Eventually made my way back to the apt and it was full. Pushed and shoved my way inside. A woman was giving a speech to those assembled. Again people scattered. The police had arrived and were arresting anyone they could get their hands on. I climbed out a back window and ran down a dark alley. Ended up in a junkyard or something and finally knew I was safe. A few others had followed me and asked me what we were to do next. Realized I was suddenly thrust into the role of leader and spread the followers out to keep a watch for the police.

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The japanese woman kept making racist comments. She slipped and rolled down the hill and splashed into the ditch water. I burst out laughing.. a real lunatic laughter.. as she struggled back up the hill.
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Ah, Poetic Justice.
Love it. :cooler:

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Ah, Poetic Justice.
Love it. :cooler:
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Yeah, it was hilarious. :bigteeth:


1- Haunted Basketball Court

Played B-Ball with a guy. The net was too high. Kept missing. Normally I'm a pretty good shot so missing every single time infuriated me. Tried an underhand shot and was way off mark. The ball bounced down to court end. I was going to retrieve it but the guy told me to watch, that the court was haunted. The ball would return 'on it's own.'
I waited. The ball stopped suddenly and rolled back to me. I automatically thought the court surface was slanted or something. Rolled the ball back again, it stopped and was shoved back toward me.
Picked up the ball and threw it. It was caught by an invisible force in mid air and tossed back. I was shocked, sort of afraid and amazed. I tossed it back and the same thing happened, only this time the ball was tossed over me to be caught by another invisible force behind me.
'How many of you are here?' I asked out loud. Held out my hand with my fingers splayed. (it wasnt my hand, it looked maniquinish) My ring and middle finger were bend down by the unseen force.
'There are three and a two halves?' I asked, not understanding. 'Or is it three and a halved'
Got the feeling the second question was right. Kids they were. I couldn't see them but knew they were children. I stayed and played ball with them.



2- Spiked Head

Just recall having a horrible pain in my head. (have had a headache for a few days) Reached up to rub the top of my head and felt a spike or thick skewer sticking out of my skull. I felt faint when I realized it went clean through my head and came out near the base of my skull.
Was in a doc's or hospital room. I remember some guy saying they couldn't remove it because they didn't have the correct coding to do so. No clue what that meant.



3- Indoor Outhouse?

In a somewhat familiar house. Had to use the bathroom. Remembered I had to walk through someone's bedroom to get to it. Sneaked in and the girl who owned the room was sleeping. She was sprawled out on the bed in her 'stylishly' ripped up layers of clothing.
Moved to the bathroom door. Crept inside and was shocked to see that it looked like the interior of a tiny outhouse. Just enough room to turn around and sit down. I closed the door and the click woke up the girl. Somehow I could still see her. She looked furious. I sat quietly and watched, wondering if she had the nerve to try bitch at me. She didn't.
Don't remember what happened next, don't even remember actually using the indoor outhouse.



4- The Card Game

My grandma was lying on a couch shuffling cards. Asked if I wanted to play. I told her I couldn't. No money. She smiled bitterly and asked S and T to play. They sat with her and played a card game that I'd never seen before and one that made no sense to me whatsoever.
I sort of caught on. There were four piles of cards to draw from instead of just one. One discard pile. I knew exactly what each newly drawn card was going to be. I then felt like kicking myself in the ass for not bringing money. I could have raked in the cash since I apparently was endowed with a precognitive talent.



5- Basket Ball Ghosts (again)

(woke up, got a drink and went back to bed at about 6;10 am)
In a really messy room with my sister. A little plastic basketball net was over in a corner. I scrounged up a small volleyball to use as a basket ball. Remembered that there were ghost kids who liked to play catch and I asked out loud, 'Are you still with me?' Wondering if they might be lurking about.
My sister looked at me like I was crazy. I tried to explain why I'd asked that and she proceeded to laugh at me like I was an idiot. I asked again and tossed the ball off to the side. It fell onto the floor and deflated. I picked it up and asked the kids if they wanted to play, tossed the ball to an empty corner of the room again. This time it was caught in mid air and tossed back. This made me incredibly happy. My sister called me a witch and left, afraid.
I continued to play with the invisible child. After a bit I heard it. It was a girls' voice. She whispered that a relative of hers wanted to cross over. She wanted me to tell that relative that the realative would end up in a place that wasn't very nice if he tried to cross over.

Whoa, I love the Bastketball Ghosts dream(s.)

I like how the ball went from rolling back, at first, to getting thrown back, to getting thrown passed you to another ghost. I can just imagine how freaky that would be.

Hmmm. Vex Kittie, you seem to have a lot of little girls cropping up in your dreams and playing important roles... dreamsign? Do the little girls look alike?

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1- Haunted Basketball Court
My ring and middle finger were bend down by the unseen force.
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http://www.delta.edu/jfrohm/sign/iloveyou-sm.jpg
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Was in a doc's or hospital room. I remember some guy saying they couldn't remove it because they didn't have the correct coding to do so. No clue what that meant.
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I wouldn't trust that doctor ;).

In a rush this morning... get back to responding to all you wonderful guys later.


Oct 14th

<<< 575th DREAM >>>
1- Strawberries

Only remember a fragment of collecting and eating wild strawberries.


2- TO Natural Disaster

Crossing a long bridge over a massive bit of water. The city in the distance looked like Toronto. Enjoyed the view but someone spotted a massive white tornado in the distance. As I was watching the twister I noticed a gigantic wave on the horizon.
People scattered. I ran down some stairs, as I did I realized I was dreaming. Wondered who could help me out of this, remembered that R lived in TO. I called out his user name about 3 times, hoping to conjour him so we could find a way out or change the dream. When he didn&#39;t appear I called out his real name. Rounded the a wall and on the next landing below R was there. I ran for him but before we connected I woke up.**Didn&#39;t fully wake up, sort of shifted out of the dream slowly and then was watching really vivid and odd HI. It was rapidly forming into different things, too fast for me to even see what the things were. Tried to relax and not focus on the images too much so I could slip back into the dream but after a little bit I woke up suddenly, thinking I&#39;d forgotten something.

Oct 15th

Woke up this morning with Feel so Numb, by Rob Zombie, continually playing in my mind. Dont&#39; know where that came from, I listen to classical music as I sleep.


1- Mini Me

Walked down a hall, came to a room where Mini Me from Austin Powers was sitting on a bed. Strolled in and looked to my left. There was a guy in a cowboy get up sitting in a corner, looked like he&#39;d gotten his ass kicked. To the right was a gothish girl sitting up on the wall as if there were no gravity in the room. Up on the ceiling was another mattress shoved into a corner. I stood there for a bit trying to figure it all out but Mini Me jumped off the bed and charged me.
I ran out of the room, back down the hall and came into a kitchen. Grabbed a chair, threw it behind me and it crashed into MM. He started crying so I went back to make sure he was alright. Hugged him and as I was pulling away the little bastard stabbed me, caught me in the right side of my waist.
Don&#39;t know if I woke up or the dream shifted..



2- Breakfast Tantrum

Remember someone asking me how I wanted my eggs for breakfast. Scrambled with chives sprinkled in them, was my reply. Got up, showered and sat down to eat. MY eggs were sunny side up. (hate them like that) I snapped and threw a stupid temper tantrum, whipped my eggs across the room as I bitched, everyone at the table looked at me like I was crazy. I didn&#39;t care... I wanted my scrambled eggs dammit.



3- To the Site

Tried to get ready to go to the Site. Couldn&#39;t find my shoes or socks. Tore a place up trying to find some. Finally found them but then couldn&#39;t find the orange shirt I was supposed to wear. Decided to go without it. Gathered up my cams and we left. Dropped some people off at a house and the lady tried to offer us cookies. I started thinking that something or someforce was trying to distract us from getting to our intended destination.
Left and got to Ohsw. It was dead. A huge puddle in the main intersection. An officer came and asked us to direct traffic, the lights were blown out. I didn&#39;t want to, had things to do. We declined and got to the site eventually.
Off in the city a huge storm cloud brewed. IT started raining over in that direction, like torrental rain, just as the parade from the city started toward us.



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*grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*

Hope i have time to post this

Oct 16th

1 Living Room Pool

In a living room that was filled with water. Had that chlorine smell like a swimming pool. It was also deep. couldn&#39;t touch bottom when I slipped into water. A gray kitten was in water. I floated on my back over to it and plucked it out of water and sat it on my stomach. Just floated around in the livingroom with it, trying to relax but afraid it would slip off of me and drown. Oh, think I was naked too. Noticed i was from the waist up at least.



2- Picky Kids

Served a lavish dinner to two kids, both who&#39;s names start with K. After it was all laid out in a magazine cover worthy spread, the kids refused to eat. I was tremendously pissed off at the little ungrateful bastards and told them to starve if they didn&#39;t want to eat.



3- Jor

Sitting in dining room, Jor was in kitchen by the back door. He looked afraid. I asked him what was wrong. He said there were ghosts dancing in front of him. I couldn&#39;t see them because they out of site on the side of the fridge. He said they were two really old people, dancing happily as if celebrating something.



4- Planet Searching

Was in an observatory with a massive telescope. (nerdgasm galore) The telescope was pointed off into an uncharted sector of space and what it was looking at was presented to me on a gigantic screen. I was using a magnifying glass to look at each and every spec of light. Was searching for evidence of a star with a planet or planets revolving around it. One that is approximately the same distance from it&#39;s sun as earth is from our sun.



5- Threesome (again)

Was in the midst of a threesome. It was odd, two guys and me. But I was on top, there was a guy in the middle and a guy under the middle guy. I didn&#39;t care about the guy on the bottom. Didn&#39;t know who he was, but knew who the middle guy was. Realized I was dreaming when the scene seemed to waver. I had very low level control, just enough to focus on the middle guy and keep the scene solid. Ended up having a multiple orgasm. About an 8 ou t of 10 on my orgasm control panel. Woke up shortly after.

*gotta get all this done as today before my monitor starts being a bitch again*
*B6-ed last night*

Oct 17th

1- Jor, Me & Mozart

Jor was playing a stand up piano. He played the keys on the left side. The tune was sort of familiar. Sat down on his right side and began pecking out the tune on the keys in front of me. My notes were higher, but seemed dull or a little out of tune. Together we tried to play the piece but my keys were fucked up. Realized we were playing Mozart (can&#39;t remember which tune it was) but upon this realization I knew exactly how to play it. We finally played it together and I realized the actual music was playing in the background. I stopped and listened to it as Jor played along.




2- Road and Shapes

Walked down a road, looked like Newport road by the river. Had a big piece of chalk in my hand and was drawing curvy arrows up the side and center of the road. Knew someone would see them and be able to find me.
Got atop the hill and switched the road symbols to different formations of circles, squares and triangles. Knew &#39;whoever&#39; would see them and knew what they meant. In the dream I knew what they all meant but I can&#39;t for the life of me remember the meanings now.



3- Igloo-Tipi-TV

Was in an igloo with an Inuit familly. Me and a girl had to start a small fire in the center of it. Got that done and it kept the place just warm enough that I wasn&#39;t shivering.
One of the kids pointed to a tv in the corner (yes, a corner in the dome shaped igloo). Looked like a commercial advertising a beach resort. But that wasn&#39;t what the kid was pointing at. The words GET OUT scrolled lazily across the screen. It was odd because the tv was black and white, the words were in bright yellow.
We watched for quite some time as other words and phrases appeared and scrolled across or down the screen. The most prominant was always GET OUT or STAY OUT.
Fell asleep watching this. Woke up and was in a tipi. The fire I&#39;d created was nothing but a pile of smouldering embers. Everyone was gone but for the girl who&#39;d helped me create the fire. She folded her blankets. I asked where everyone had went. She told me they were gone on vacation. I got up and folded all my blankets and gathered my things together and left for home.




4- Sandstorm/Blizzard

Was in the midst of an argument, mother and father trying to decide who I was to be married off to. I got mad and left. Packed up a small sack of things and wandered out into the desert. Seemed I&#39;d walked for hours. My anger never lessened. I would rather die than be married off. So I just wandered and decided that if fate had better plans, I&#39;ll somehow survive.
Night came and it cooled. I kept looking up at the stars. So many. AS I was distracted by the night sky a sandstorm whipped in. I finally noticed it and dug down into the sand, covered myself with a blanked and hoped I wouldn&#39;t get so buried under it that I would suffocate.
When the storm was over I dug my way back to the surface. Instead of sand I was surrounded by several drifts of dirty snow. Freezing, made my way to lights in the distance. It was a house, looked like my grandmothers. I booted the door in and staggered inside. My legs and arms were so cold they felt like wood. My hair was frozen, caked with snow and ice. I fell onto the floor at the feet of two men. They were familiar, rushed to get me blankets. One gave me a book to write in and I shakily wrote down my name and where I&#39;d come from. Finally felt safe as I thawed out. One sang as the other strummed a guitar to keep me entertained.



5- Fine Diner

Me and 4 others entered a restaraunt called Fine Diner. We were served our food and we all ate ravenously. Suddenly from across the room a lady shouted..."This burger is made of human meat&#33;"
All around people started gagging and throwing up. I plugged my ears so I didn&#39;t have to hear the gagging and ensuing splatter of puke onto the floor. The three people with me threw up too. I grit my teeth and told myself I wouldn&#39;t. I hate puke and puking so much. It was like a nightmare&#33;
A news team showed up and tried to get me on cam cuz I was the only one who wasn&#39;t covered in throw up. I covered my face with a menu and crept out the door, stepping and slipping in regurgitated food all the way. BLAH&#33; (makes my stomach turn just thinking about it)
Got out into the fresh air and ran to a cliff. There I just stood looking at the scenery and enjoying the fresh air.
Started down a worn path eventually but don&#39;t recall ever getting anywhere.




6- B & W&#39;s Vacation

Recall fiddling with a new digital camera, wishing i had my old cameras. Tried taking pics of my aunt and uncle getting ready to go on vacation. The pix kept turning out with tight clear spirals over top of the images. I couldn&#39;t figure out what was causing this.
B & W boarded the bus before I got a good departure pic. The bus was white, long, sleek with tinted windows, sort of limo-ish looking. I ran along after it and snapped pix.
To my surprise the bus veered to the right and ran into a mailbox before it came under control again. As it turned the corner it&#39;s front end slid down into the ditch and back out again. The bus swerved crazily down the road and I knew something bad was going to happen to my relatives. But I couldn&#39;t help them. They were too far away.




7- A, K and Mother

Walked through B-Ford with A, K and my Mother. My mom was continuously talking about something that didn&#39;t interest me. I was only watching the houses we passed, looking for a for sale sign. Wanted a new place to live.
Eventually blurted out, "I&#39;m moving back to the city. A real city. Not this little cow-town that barely passes for a village." A and mother seemed very saddened by this. Me and K just continued on. Came to a set of very narrow and steep stairs that was situated between two houses. The steps themselves were stupidly small, barely enough room to fit my toes onto. A and mother struggled up them. I made K go next so I would be behind her to catch her should she trip or fall backward.
We started up. When we got to the top there was an open window. K squeezed through it and jumped down. I looked out the window and saw it was about a 2 story drop. The others waved for me to join them. I almost did jump out the window but changed my mind. "Don&#39;t want broken legs. I&#39;ll take the long way."
Made my way back down the stairs and went the long way around. It was quiet and quite nice. Twilight. A very thin but huge crescent moon hung low on the horizon. I was so glad to be alone.



8- K in the Old Mansion

K was stuck in an old mansion. Was trying frantically to get inside. Found a way, Two small boxes with plywood &#39;door&#39;s over the side facing me. Got down on my hands and knees, tried to pry the box doors open but they wouldn&#39;t budge. After much struggling I looked up and saw a little latch lock. Though it wasn&#39;t hooked into anything, I unlatched it and suddenly the plywood doors opened. The boxes unfolded and formed into a huge door that the swung inward.
I ran into the house. Kitchen was right there. K was sitting at a table ordering a man and a woman about as if she were queen of the world. They were rushing about cooking her food. I told her to come with me, i was there to rescue her. She said she wanted to stay, that she liked being constantly waited on and catered to.
I shook my head disappointedly. After all the annoyance of trying to get through to her she didn&#39;t want rescue. So I left her in the old run down house with her scurrying servants.
Knew she&#39;d eventually discover they weren&#39;t &#39;real&#39; and come crawling back. But that was her lesson to learn, I suppose.



9- Church

Only recall being in a church, watching a play of some sort. I remember thinking it was a bit ritzy to be a church play, lots of skimpy, sparkly outfits.



*************finally finished.

9? NINE?? Holy Shirt&#33;
Woman, where did you buy this B6?

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9? NINE?? Holy Shirt&#33;
Woman, where did you buy this B6?
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I know... I know. 9 dreams... it&#39;s completely ridiculous. I think there may even be one that I forgot. No more B6 for me unless I&#39;m really needing it. :|
Oh, good to see you slinking around again. Missed ya.
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Oct 18th


1- Waiting... Waiting...

At gram&#39;s. Was standing in the front doorway waiting for my sister and mother to get ready. We were supposed to go for a walk through the bush so I could take some autumn pix. After a forever my mother emerged with a baby stroller. We stood outside waiting on my sister.
The sky darkened. Lightning flashed and thunder growled. I became really impatient. I was losing the light while standing around waiting for my sister. Finally snapped and started ranting and raving that I was sick and tired of always waiting waiting waiting for her and everyone else. By them keeping me waiting, everything and everyone I was supposed to get around to were kept waiting too. I grabbed my camera bag and left. Walked in the rain, fed up with always being held up by &#39;them&#39;.



2- Baby Starling

Me and a couple other people were in a park. Someone noticed a baby black starling. They couldn&#39;t catch it so I chased it around, hoping to save it from whatever horrible fate that would befall it, if it was left on it&#39;s own. Finally caught it, grabbed it gently and the damned thing started crapping constantly. White shit dripped out of it like it was a running faucet. I held on and tipped it so that none of the stuff would actually drip onto me.
Someone told me to let it go. I said no, it&#39;s probably doing this as a means to try scare me off or something. I won&#39;t let it go.
After it was done doing it&#39;s business I took it to a picnic table. It tried to fly away but I didn&#39;t want it to. Not yet. I found a tangle of masking tape, sorted it out and wrapped it around the bird&#39;s midsection a few times, binding it&#39;s wings down tight so it couldn&#39;t fly. It seemed happier and hopped around contentedly looking for food.
A little girl came, looked like K. The bird took to her and hopped up onto her shoulder. The little girl took off playing &#39;guns&#39; with the bird on her shoulder.




3- Muddy Field/Abandonment

Drove in a truck through several muddy farmer&#39;s fields. It was a miracle we didn&#39;t get stuck. Came to a steep hill, almost a cliff. All hopped out and I remember D mentioning something about a deer&#39;s head or deer&#39;s skull that we were supposed to find. It was a guide post or something.
I moved out to the road. The others followed but slowly. Everyone met me out in the road way and I realized someone was missing. I asked D, where&#39;s K? He said "Oh shit" and went back to get her. She was really angry and accused us of leaving her so that we could run off and kiss. I thought her odd accusation was funny but D seemed devistated. I just turned down the road and started looking for a glimpe of the deer head. Had no time for bratty little temper tantrums.



4- Dancer behind the Fence

Just remember hearing some really great dance music. IT had a good, almost tribal beat to it. Move toward the sound and saw a Latino? woman dressed in skimpy clothes and a brimmed hat on her head. She danced provocatively to the music and motioned for me to join.
Normally, don&#39;t do dancing, but I couldn&#39;t resist. Moved toward the woman and ran into a chain link fence that I had somehow failed to realize was between us. I gripped onto the fence as the woman continued to dance. Felt pissed off that I was left out, that she had seemed to tease me into dancing only to have me stand by and not be able to join her. I didn&#39;t hate her but I was pissed off at the fence between us.



5- Made to Laugh

Was in an elegant courtroom full of poeple. Watched prisoners be brought out for their bail hearings. When they called upon someone named Mr. Jordan Kurr I sat up attentively. The name was familiar.
As the bailiff opened the door to the stand Jordan reached down, grabbed the guy&#39;s gun and shot him. Right after that some sort of pukey colored gas spilled from lightbulbs in the chandelier. People tried to escape but fell to the floor laughing. The judge even burst out laughing. I didn&#39;t. I looked around at all the idiots and felt disgusted.
The prisoner unlocked himself from the shackles and shot at the massive crest that hung on the wall behind the judge. It broke free of the wall and fell, crushed the laughing judge.
Jordan moved through the courthouse randomly shooting laughing people. I sat in my &#39;pew&#39; at the far end of the chamber. Jordan saw me and leapt from one pew to the next until he was standing on the one in front of me. HE seemed perplexed that I wasnt&#39; laughing, pointed the gun at me and order me to laugh. I told him to shove his gun up his ass and pull the trigger, that might make me crack a smile.
He laughed and I immediately recognised it, that creepy Joker laugh. He didn&#39;t look like the Joker but it was him and I suddenly became afraid.
Before I knew it he picked me up by my shirt and said..."Lets turn that frown upside down, shall we?" and then turned me upside down and hung me, buy the waistband of my pants from a decorative wall sconce. I could do nothing but hang there. I demanded to be let down. Jordan told me he&#39;d release me if I laughed. I told him to kiss my ass.
He informed me that he would make me laugh. I told him it was impossible. He smiled and inched closer, pulled my shirt up and started tickling me. I struggled to not laugh but it surged out of me all at once and then I couldn&#39;t stop because he wouldn&#39;t stop. Between laughs I yelled, &#39;I&#39;m going to kill you. You&#39;re going to die you freak... etc.

*woke up from this one feeling quite odd*

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pulled my shirt up and started tickling me. I struggled to not laugh but it surged out of me all at once and then I couldn&#39;t stop because he wouldn&#39;t stop. Between laughs I yelled, &#39;I&#39;m going to kill you. You&#39;re going to die you freak... etc[/b]

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Hmm...I&#39;ll have to keep that idea in mind. The Joker is always good for ideas =)

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5- Made to Laugh

Was in an elegant courtroom full of poeple. Watched prisoners be brought out for their bail hearings. When they called upon someone named Mr. Jordan Kurr I sat up attentively. The name was familiar.
As the bailiff opened the door to the stand Jordan reached down, grabbed the guy&#39;s gun and shot him. Right after that some sort of pukey colored gas spilled from lightbulbs in the chandelier. People tried to escape but fell to the floor laughing. The judge even burst out laughing. I didn&#39;t. I looked around at all the idiots and felt disgusted.
The prisoner unlocked himself from the shackles and shot at the massive crest that hung on the wall behind the judge. It broke free of the wall and fell, crushed the laughing judge.
Jordan moved through the courthouse randomly shooting laughing people. I sat in my &#39;pew&#39; at the far end of the chamber. Jordan saw me and leapt from one pew to the next until he was standing on the one in front of me. HE seemed perplexed that I wasnt&#39; laughing, pointed the gun at me and order me to laugh. I told him to shove his gun up his ass and pull the trigger, that might make me crack a smile.
He laughed and I immediately recognised it, that creepy Joker laugh. He didn&#39;t look like the Joker but it was him and I suddenly became afraid.
Before I knew it he picked me up by my shirt and said..."Lets turn that frown upside down, shall we?" and then turned me upside down and hung me, buy the waistband of my pants from a decorative wall sconce. I could do nothing but hang there. I demanded to be let down. Jordan told me he&#39;d release me if I laughed. I told him to kiss my ass.
He informed me that he would make me laugh. I told him it was impossible. He smiled and inched closer, pulled my shirt up and started tickling me. I struggled to not laugh but it surged out of me all at once and then I couldn&#39;t stop because he wouldn&#39;t stop. Between laughs I yelled, &#39;I&#39;m going to kill you. You&#39;re going to die you freak... etc.

*woke up from this one feeling quite odd*
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Hahaha. Funny dream. Jordan Kurr, eh?
Wasn&#39;t Jordan the kid in one of the Batman: TAS episodes that ran away with the Joker after the Joker crashed his birthday party to try to kill the kid&#39;s politician father?

I don&#39;t know whether or not his last name was Kurr, but...was it the same one?

The Joker dream was a mash of everything that had went through my mind that day. The Jordan in the dream was one I know irl who is going through court atm. I was at his bail hearing. Perhaps his name triggered the memory of that kid who ran away with the Joker? Not sure. But I felt really strange waking up, didn&#39;t know wether to be amused or disturbed by that dream. :lol:




Oct 19th


1- Living Zombies

Me and another were chased by zombie like people. The person with me called them living zombies. I argued they can&#39;t be zombies... zombies have to be dead. As we&#39;re dodging and running from these things, this person and I continually argued about the title living zombie.
End up in a basement. I had two large knives and the guy with me was rigging up tnt to an old stove. He tied the wick around the coil of the electric stove and then turned it on to low. We then hacked and slashed our way out of the basement. The &#39;zombies&#39; fell apart easily too, it was like slicing through butter.
Got out onto the front lawn, looked back at the house and noticed it was my grandmother&#39;s place. Didn&#39;t want to blow it up but we&#39;d managed to trap a good batch of the &#39;zombies&#39; inside. Moments later the thing exploded like a nuclear bomb. Mushroom cloud and all. Wiped out the &#39;zombies that were still milling about the area.
The guy I was with felt we were safe. I felt the opposite. Had the feeling anyone could become a &#39;zombie&#39; at any moment so I hacked up the guy who&#39;d helped me escape. Ran through a crowd of gathered spectators slashing and stabbing as I went. People became afraid of me... and I suddenly realized I&#39;d become one of the &#39;zombies&#39;. Couldn&#39;t stop myself. Even though I knew I was the bad guy everyone else seemed monsterous and had to die before they killed me.



<<<600th DREAM >>>
2- Sea People

Walked a long narrow bridge that led out to a seascape. Below, on the beach hundreds, maybe thousands of specks of people were practicing some sort of martial art. Watched for a while until an asian girl tugged on my shirt. She and her brother pointed into the seaweed filled water to &#39;their shark&#39;. It sort of resembled a large lion fish rather than a shark.
The ground rumbled. The &#39;shark&#39; slid down into the safety of seaweed. The kids ran. On the horizon up the beach huge forms moved toward us. As they closened I noticed they reminded me of trolls from LOTR. They tried battling the things but got crushed and trampled underfoot. They all retreated into the sea, leaving me alone on the bridge with monsters fast approaching.
The kids lead me away to a narrow crack in the side of a mountain. Followed them for some time but I lost them and ended up wandering around, hoping the &#39;trolls&#39; couldn&#39;t smash their way through the moutain.


3- Train Trip w/Jeff

On a luxurious train, across from me sat a guy who looked like my cousin Jeff. We were seriously discussing some dour subject when I noticed we were crossing into the States via the whirl pool bridge in Niagara Falls. Looked out the window and saw a beautiful misty night scene silhouetted against a deep blue sky. I remembered thinking I might eventually try paint the scene.
Got across to the States and exited the train. Jeff seemed to disappear. I went to the bathroom and got the end stall. Some huge woman kicked the door in as I was about to sit down. She asked me where Jeff was. I told her I didn&#39;t know and didn&#39;t want to know. She seemed satisfied with that answer and left. I moved to close the door and it had become a thick white book that was too big to close properly.



4- Solar Eclipse Scope

Was watching the sky for northern lights while someone told me about a huge telescope in the north that automatically tracks the suns progression through the sky. It monitors sun spots and solar flares and eclipses. I, being a semi astronomy nerd, wanted to visit the scope but I was told it&#39;s in a secret location and only a hand full of poeple know where it is.



5- Comp/Cooking/Cats

Was chatting online with JF and JH. Realized I was supposed to get dinner started. Threw some quick mix concoction into the oven. There were severeal pieces of meat left in it, lord only knows for how long. I scooped them out and threw them out the back door.
The house became my grandmother&#39;s. I tossed the meat to the cats, one looked like my old black and white cat Stimpy and one like my current black kitten Padre. They tried to eat but 3 other cats came along and swiped the food. A messy haired woman, cromagnon looking thing, shooed the cats away and stole the meat. She began gnawing and crunching on it.
Back to my cooking, my bro and sis said they didn&#39;t like it. I tossed it out to the cats again. Watched Padre eating and muttered "Kitten." Remembered JF was left hanging. I ran back to the computer only to see that he was gone. JH was still there but I only chatted to him in the hopes JF might pop back online.
Went

Thanks for the reply. :)

I&#39;m not sure what it represents, I just thought it was funny cause it&#39;s what most people think is the devel horns, when actually the thumbs bent in. :seeker:

The Michael Scissorhands dream was pretty messed up, not traumatic though. haha. Hope it doesn&#39;t make it&#39;s way into yours... if you see it do a RC. :)

I don&#39;t want Micheal Jackson in my dreams at all... in any way, shape or form. He is one of the few people who really creeps me out. He always did, even before any facelifts or the accusations made against him. If he show&#39;s up in my dreams Im sending him back to yours... BC... :wink:


Oct 20th


1- Locked Out

Got home only to find out I was locked out of my house. Tried all the windows. All were secure. Laid on the picnic table in my backyard and wondered how i was going to get in.
My brother appeared out of nowhere and started ripping boards off the fence along side my property. I yelled at him to stop but he kept on. I just up and left. Sick of it all. Walked north.




2- Hospital Evacuation

A guy was laying in a hospital bed. He looked horridly uncomfortable, an iv hooked into him, some odd thing atop his head, monitoring his brainwaves or something. I knew him in dream but can&#39;t remember who he was now.
The hospital was evauated suddenly. The guy got up from his bed, stark naked. He ripped the IV out and ran through the halls without a stitch on. He got outside, hopped on a bike and rode off.



3- Neighborhood

May be a continuation of locked out. Walked through a new neighborhood inspecting the houses. I like them but didn&#39;t like the trees that grew in the area. They were berry tress, Mullberry I think they&#39;re called. Birds, blue jays and gold finches hopped through the trees eating the berries.
Reason I didnt like the trees is I felt they were poisonous somehow. But as I watched the birds eating the berries I understood they couldn&#39;t be poison fruit.
Still had the lingering feeling the fruit and trees were poisonous, were slowly killing the area. I couldn&#39;t live there. Left for someplace else.



4- Chatting

Recall chatting to someone online, and though I don&#39;t know exactly what it was or who I was chatting to, I&#39;m left feeling it was a sexual sort of thing. Wish I could remember.

Oct 21st


1- Sermon/Lacrosse Balls

In church, sitting in midst of the congregation, listened to a boring sermon. At the end of it instead of collection plates huge boxes were brought around and tipped over. Different colors of lacrosse balls poured onto us all. We all began whipping them at each other, everyone else threw them at anyone. I took my time, aimed and made sure I hit people smack dab in the face. Fun times.



2- Mutilating Chopin

Played a baby grand piano up on a stage, played Chopin perfectly. Suddenly, all the inspiration, talent, engergy, whatever, seemed to drain from me. My fingers refused to cooperate and my playing turned into nothing more than the racket a 2 year old might bang out on the keys.
Felt my face burn with shame and humiliation. But a few seconds later I could play effortlessly again. Every few seconds I&#39;d lose my talent and then get it back again. I couldn&#39;t figure out what was happening. At one point I couldn&#39;t even read the music anymore, had to think back to grade school when I learned about half, whole, quarter notes etc. Could barely decipher the music.
Despite the fact I repeatedly lost and then regained my &#39;soul&#39;, I struggled to finish the piece of music. I would finish it no matter what, even if I had to peck it out using two fingers.



3- Snow Fort

Found a huge pile of snow. Started digging the center out to make a snow fort. Had what looked like a tiny toy hatchet or axe, a cross between the two? It was an odd looking thing. Anyway got it done and noticed there were little spy windows all around it. Also noticed a thin sheet of ice sort of hanging from the cieling. Didn&#39;t like it and tapped at it with my hatchet hoping to chip it away. All of a sudden knew it was going to collapse the entire thing. Jumped to one of the windows and barely wriggled out before the fort caved in. Went looking for another pile of snow but none were good enough. Remember thinking it was a good thing it broke cuz my siblings would probably find and ruin it anyway. (the bastards)


4- Mobster Guys Again

Was at the head of a pack of old time looking mobster guys. We chased a pair of people up apartment building stairs. I&#39;d shot the one guy in the calf and the other was piggy backing him up the stairs. Heard the wounded tell the other to leave him and save himself. As I came to the next landing the woudned guy was cowering in the corner. I took a second, turned and blasted his face off then continued my chase.
Dream changed to me being one of the prey. Got to the top level of the building and into a bedroom. Got the feeling I&#39;d been there before, knew there was a secret room just past the bedroom in which I could hide. Pressed on a closet wall and it slid open like a patio sliding door. A pristine secret room was there just as I knew it would be... just as it always was.
I didn&#39;t want to rist the mob guys finding the secret room so closed it up. They found me and had a group of us ripping the room apart looking for something important. Cant&#39; remember what. As a way to inspire us to look harder, the guys dragged two scrawny looking kids into the room and told us they would beat the fuck out of the kid until we found &#39;it&#39;. And they all proceded to pistol whip and stomp the kid. I hoped for some kind of distraction so I could save the kid and take him away to the safety of the secret room. But I realized that would also put the room in jepardy. I looked harder for &#39;it&#39; in the hopes of bringing the savage beating to an end, then realized that even if I did find &#39;it&#39;, they would keep beating and kill the kid anyway.



5- The Get Away

A slick guy who resembled Johnny Dep was walked behind two beautiful women. I think I worked for one or the other, the ladies used to be enemies but had apparently allied to nab Johnny. The slutted their way into the bedroom, I guess expecting some sort of threesome, but Johnny slammed the doors and locked them. He left, asked if I was coming. I wanted to but only had one sneaker. He found a boot with a stilleto-ish heel on it for me to wear. I put it on and ran after him through the snow.
I fell far behind, hobbling with my odd footwear. Johnny hopped into a big ass Escalade and waved for me to hurry. I couldn&#39;t, so he effed off without me. I kept running. Knew I couldn&#39;t go back to where I had been, concidered running bare foot but decided I didn&#39;t want frost bite.
Got to a huge parking lot and the Escalade was there. Got in and it was packed full of people. Behind me a set of twins sat. They had shaggy Beatles-esque hair. The one introduced himself as Mikey or Micky 2. Can&#39;t remember the other guys name. Just remember Mikey because of his odd name.

Oct 22


1- Dark Comedy Club

Stood in the back of a massive comedy club listening to some guy tell sick jokes about mutilating and disfigureing people and animals. It was funny but not enough to make me want to enter the room. Another guy got on stage and sang a stupid blues song. It was funny yet sad a tthe same time. All I recall.



2- Waiting for the Sun

In a massive field waiting for the sun to set to a certain level so that the light would be good for taking photos. Can&#39;t remember what i&#39;d originally intended to photograph but as I turned around the orange tint from the setting sun made the small numerous piles of hay in a field glow almost golden. They were also shimmering as if covered in dew. Also they were evenly spaced apart and in curvy rows that lead off to a distant misted forest of autumn trees. Would have made an gorgeous photo.
I ran out and positioned myself, knelt down and brought the scene into focus. Just as I was about to press the shutter a little kid on a small but long bike rode into the scene, followed by more. I stood up and yelled at them to get the hell out of my way. They eventually did but by the time I was ready to take the pic that perfectly slanting sunlight had gone. The sun slid below the horizon. Pissed off more than I&#39;d ever been regarding picture taking, I got D to drive me away from there before I decided to run down all those damned brats that ruined my shot.



3- Kids stuck @ Party

Massive party, booze, drugs, drunken asses everywhere. In the midst of it all was a girl and a boy. Felt bad for them, I was in their shoes often when I was a kid too. I asked why they were there. They didn&#39;t know why. I got their phone number and called their home. The phone was odd, like a display model cell phone that&#39;s hooked to the counter by a metal wire. Except this wire wasn&#39;t very long and I had to bend over to speak into the damned thing.
There was no answer at the kid&#39;s parents so I called them a cab to take them somewhere else. I turened to tell them this but they had gone. Looked out a window and saw them playing in the street in the dark. I tried to get out to them but people kept stopping me or getting in my way. Part of me wondered why I gave a damn anyway, they weren&#39;t my kids.



4- Flooded Living Room/Calico Kitten

IN a house that resembled my grandmothers slightly. Was in the kitchen, moved to ward the living room to see that it had sunken in and was flooded with black water. Wondered when that had happened. A calico kitten came paddling across the water and tried to crawl up into the kitchen but it was too small. I reached down and scooped it out of the water. It shook off like a dog and then went to eat.
Wondered where the other kittens were. Knew there had been 5. A white, grey, orange tabby and another. Suddenly wondered if they had drowned. Wondered if they were lying dead and bloated at the bottom of the living room&#39;s sludgey water. Started calling and searching for them. Not really because I cared all the much but because I didn&#39;t want to have to clean up their water logged carcasses later.

Oct 23rd

***Know I had a full night&#39;s worth of dreams but only remember flashes of a few of them.


1- Holey Face

Recall looking in a mirror at my complexion. My pores were huge and odd looking. Though I was shocked to see my face massively pitted like this, I was more concerned about what had caused it and was obsessed with finding out what had happened.



2- Jumping Kittens

Was outside playing with numerous kittens. Think I was trying to train them. Had them running and leaping and tumbling on command. Fun.



3- Duo

A cartoon char dream. Remember admiring this char&#39;s hair, a long braid that extended down past his butt. I kept playing with it, brought the tip of it around to the front of him and used the end to tickle under the guy&#39;s chin. He told me to stop unless I was ready to deal with the wrath of God. He smiled the cutest little grin and I took that moment to loop his hair around his neck, nooselike, and yank him to his knees. I told him, "Bring it... God&#39;. He got the wickedest look in his eyes just before I tugged him closer.



4- Hand Finding HIT Lucid

Went back to bed about 9:30 with the intention of LD-ing, finding my hands in dream and solidifying the dream. Took about half a hour. Inbetween breaths I thought, &#39;I&#39;m going to LD&#39; or &#39;find my hands&#39;. I drifted to sleep several times but a few seconds into each dream genisis, I&#39;d realize the scene was not lucid nor was it what I&#39;d intended. Dont know how many times my mind veered off onto other subjects only to have me realize I was going down the wrong path. Upon this realization I wouldn&#39;t wake completely up. The dream would melt away and become HI again. The radio was playing, I remember hearing the DJ running through the 10 oclock news so it took me about half an hour of hitting and missing before I finally got what I was waiting for, that pre LD body numb and super HI. Felt that odd little mind shift and knew I was about to enter a dream.

&#39;Awakened&#39; in bed, lying flat on my back in the darkened bedroom. I wanted to stand up and was instantly in a standing position on the bed. Immedieatly remembered I had to find my hands, so brought them up before me and looked at them. They were mine but something was different about them.
I looked about the room to clarify the scene. As I looked from my hands the room darkened a shade and I felt as if I were going to loose lucidity. Focussed on my hands again, kept them up and within my periferal vision next time as I looked around the room.
In the right corner of the room, hanging on the wall was a silhouette of what looked like an antlered deer head. Knew that it wasn&#39;t supposed to be there and as I stared at it the room got darker. Looked to my hands to refocus but to my surprise they were gone. They were still there, I could feel them, just couldn&#39;t see them. I sort of laughed. "Going to be a bitch again, are ya?" I asked my mind out loud. "I&#39;m game. Bring it on."
I saw flickering ghost images of my hands as I tried to bring them back into my spectrum of vision. I strived so hard that the dream around me began flickering black and white, rapidly. I paniced at first then growled angrily and punctuated that with... NO&#33; THIS IS MY DREAM&#33;
The blinking stopped and I focussed on my hands again. Still couldn&#39;t see them. Decided to focus on something else. THe room had solidified quite a bit but still didn&#39;t feel super saturated like in one of my recent LDs. Suddenly realized my hands had come back and looked at them, wiggled my fingers happily. Felt exhilerated, as if I&#39;d won a battle.
The exhileration was replaced by a drowsey feeling. Felt myself sink to the bed and lay down. I closed my eyes and slipped to sleep. Moments later got an odd almost orgasmic-ish feeling in my left temple. A moment later I rose from the bed and floated idly around the room in that lying position. Lazily wondered if I was having an OBE.
Immediately brought my hands up before my face again and smiled to see them. My thoughts were crisp and clear but I couldn&#39;t seem to control my floating drift around the room. I tried to right myself but then plunged suddenly, rapidly, down through my bed and floor. Watched my room dissappear high above me as I fell into pitch black. I laughed. Last time this happened Id been afraid. This time I feared nothing and only laughed. Swung around so I was diving head first into the bottomless blackness. I put my hands out in front of me as if I actually were diving. I watched my hands and said..."They&#39;re still here..." and laughed again, this odd lunatic laugh.
After an eternity of falling I swung my feet down just in time to land elegantly on a small island in the blackness. It was a super green patch of grass. I came to the conclusion i&#39;d done what I&#39;d intended to do and then just... woke up.

Laid in bed a while enjoying this odd little trip and the lingering feelings of exhileration and completion.

:bigteeth: *Applauds* This is why i tell people to find thier hands&#33; next try maintaining the view of some items to keep the dream from changing so rapidly if you can&#39;t see anything use other body parts if you have to.

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:bigteeth: *Applauds* This is why i tell people to find thier hands&#33; next try maintaining the view of some items to keep the dream from changing so rapidly if you can&#39;t see anything use other body parts if you have to.
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Will do.



Oct 24th


1- Body under Ice

Played on a lake or huge pond that was frozen. The ice was clear and could see clean through it. Sliding around I slipped and fell. As I got up I looked down through the ice. Saw a decapitateed body lying on it&#39;s side on the lake floor. It&#39;s head was lying a few feet away. Female I think. Despite the slight creepiness of knowing there was a dead body we all still played in the ice.



2- Snow Wolves

*may be cont. of above
Walked through a pine forest. The trees were heavy with snow. So heavy that only the occasional blob of evergreen peeked out from under the white. Drifts were high. My feet were freezing. And though I was cold couldn&#39;t help but admire the landscape.
Rounded a tree to see a pack of grey wolves frolicking in the snow, maybe 4 or 5? When they finally saw me they moved for me. Was afraid but so cold I did&#39;t really care if they tore me to shreds. Instaed of doing that they huddled around me and warmed me up. Stayed like that, revelling in the warmth of the beasts.



3- Bush Party

At a massive party in the middle of a thick patch of bush. When wind blew sand grains would whip up and grind into our faces. To the rear of the party there was a massive wall of sand, probably5 or more stories high. This disturbed me, knew it could tip onto us at any time.
I left at dark. As I walked alone down the path fingers of lighting constantly stretched across the sky. Feared I&#39;d be struck by lightning so I hurried and for whatever reason held a wooden box over my head as I did. No idea where it came from or why I was doing it.
Made it to the end of the lane. A log house that had been there was burned to a blackened skeleton of it&#39;s former self. Lightning and savage wind hinted to tornado. I hid in a ?culvert? with two red balloons I don&#39;t remember carrying with me.
The winds passed. Peeked my head out and looked at the sky. It was still patchy with clouds but i could see stars sparking brilliantly in clear spots.
Crawled out and continued on, still carrying the balloons. The road was second line. Made for my grandmother&#39;s house. Had the feeling I was safe from it all.



4- Annoying Cheerleaders

Walked through unfamiliar school hallway. Came to two sets of cheerleaders. They were doing a loud obnoxious high pitched cheer for something stupid. It occured to me that they were sort of being like minstrels, except for singing about the days events they cheered and danced them out.
Got to class and four of the cheerleaders hopped up on the front row of desks. They turned their backs to the chalkboard, bent over and lifted their skirts and mooned a number... looked like a phone number... on teh chalk board. The other ditzes clapped and jumped around as if they&#39;d just witnessed the greatest thing ever.
Picked up my pencil to doodle, hoping the surrounding ditziness wasn&#39;t contageous, and noticed my hand wasn&#39;t mine. This facinated me and I wondered exactly who&#39;s hand I was &#39;wearing&#39;. Looked guyish. The teacher came in and attempted to round up the cheerleaders. I could care less. I was facinated by my odd hand. (Guess the ditziness was contageous)



5- Mir&#39;s Fashion Show

My youngest sister held a fashion show to which no one showed up. She was heartbroken as she folded and packed away all her creations. I tried to console her, though tried to stay out of hugging distance. She&#39;s a hugger and kisser and I hate having either done to me.
Her grandfather was there yapping constantly. No one listened to him, as was the case when he was alive.



<<< 625th DREAM >>>
6- Attacking the Chair

Walked into small bedroom and tried to rest. Couldn&#39;t. I was too edgy. GOt up and went into the living room. There I spotted a recliner and I became filled with rage. Dont know why. I went to the kitchen, rummaged around for a knife, came back to the chair and started stabbing it and pulling the upholstery away. I think I was trying to murder it? lol Hacked it up and ripped it apart in a near rabid fit of hatered.

Oct 26th

Old Maze School

Got to my class early was the only one there. Waited, waited. No one came. Left for bathroom and brushed my hair. It was really long and kept spilling into my face. Tied it back and went back to class. On the board was a message saying the class had moved to another room but someone had swiped their hand through the room number and smeared it. Couldn&#39;t figure it out.

Left to look for class, ran into a black couple that were making out. They were familiar and we spoke as if we were old friends. The guy constantly teased me about my chronic lateness and how I was forever wandering the halls. I explained that I&#39;d been on time this time but the class abandoned me. He didn&#39;t believe me. I punched him playfully in the arm and told him to shut up and get back to sucking face. He gladly complied and started making out with his girlfriend again. Felt a fierce stab of jealousy for a second before I left.

Wandered more, the school was like a giant maze. Eventually spotted my sister, brother and their friends. Made my way to them but by the time I got through the area they were gone. Headed back to my original classroom. In the hall I passed a rail thin girl dressed in bondage type clothes, leather with latches and hooks, skin tight. She had a really long neck and wrapped around it was a thick collar with a metal loop hanging in the front. Her hair was long, airy and shimmered like silver. She also had the most stunning eyes I&#39;d ever seen but I can&#39;t even remember what color they were now.

Got into my class and a frumpy gal was there. She told my my class was at SQ26 or SQ28. They were waiting for me. I asked about the bondage chick in the hallway. The frumpy girl gave me the bondage girl&#39;s name and I went out to ask bondage gal if I could do a photo shoot with her but she was gone. Left to find her and forgot about class.

Came to a caf. A guy was standing with a load of water waiting to deliver it. The guy looked familiar and so I chatted with him while he waited. My cousins came along and started talking to him too so I just left, pissed off that the stupid bitches always ended up stealing and effing my guy friends.

Wandered down a long lonely stretch of hallway, finally remembered I was supposed to find SQ26 or 28. Didn&#39;t know where the hell that was and in my frustration I muttered, "what the fuck am I wandering around for?" I angrily &#39;wished&#39; to be in my classroom and for a split second the scene spun around me as if everything had been caught up in a tornado. When it settled I simply walked toward the door that had a huge silver SQ 26 on it. But before I made it to the door I suddenly remembered that John H&#39;s dorm was just across the way. Got a sudden urge to kick his ass for some of the stuff he&#39;s said to me. Got halfway there and became torn between kicking ass and going to class.

Oct 27th

1- Stranger&#39;s Bed

Only recall being in some guy&#39;s room. Had him doing assorted sexual stuff to me. Don&#39;t remember what the guy&#39;s face looked because I never really bothered to look at it as it was being put to constant use. :ohyahbaby:


2- Stalked

Was on my way to a job interview, noticed my shirt had a rip in the shoulder. Turned down an alley to take a short cut to a store to buy a new one. Part way down I knew I was being followed. Turned and a guy with a huge knife grabbed me by my hair and forced me to my knees and demanded I service him. I did as commanded, did it as enthusiastically as I could.
When the guy let his guard down I ripped the knife from his hand, pulled away and punched him in the nads. He fell to the ground and I proceeded to get my revenge in a way that was excruciatingly slow and painful for the stupid bastard.