Originally Posted by
WakingNomad
In Which we become the Justice League
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I said to Raven, "How about a superhero adventure?" I asked. "After all, we are kind of like the Justice League," I said.
"Okay," she laughed. She looked up and to the side, and I could tell she was talking to Q.
We were in the Justice League moon fortress. I was the Green Lantern. Spike was Batman. Raven was the Scarlet Witch. Selene was Psylock. "Psylock?" I thought amused. "She's not in the Justice League." For some reason, Raven changed to Wonder Woman for a second and said, "Reports indicate that Doomsday is back on Earth again, in North America." She changed back to the Scarlet Witch, and began creating a portal.
We were in a city park. A giant Doomsday, had some people in his hand. He was destroying things, and making a general mess of the park. When he saw us, he dropped the people. I formed a giant hand with my ring, and caught the people. My ring started telling me their medical status, and vital signs. I saw Raven/Scarlet Witch doing something crazy that was making reality bend. I had to look away because it was disorienting. Spike/Batman ran up Doomsday's back, and was punching him in the back of his neck with spiked brass knuckles. Selene/Psylock was teelporting around Doomsday stabbing psyblades into his flesh.
I began flying to a hospital in the city, then I thought I should take them to the sick bay in the tower. When I got there, the computer said, "DC treatment unnecessary. DC's are for training purposes only." The people evaporated.
"Oh, right, duh!" I slapped my forehead and laughed.
I was back in the park again.
Suddenly Juggernaut ran out of nowhere, and tackled Doomsday to the ground, then punched him in the face, cracking all his weird face bones.
Then, Juggernaut stood up, and took off his helmet. "I'm a good guy now."
"What?" I said.
"Yeah. Xavier healed my crazy brain." His face looked strange. It disturbed me. "What a weird crossover!" I thought.
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The Scarlet Witch had created some type of tiny black hole in front of Doomsday's face, and it was slowly stretching toward the black hole. He was resisting it with all his might. Batman had plunked a grappling hook into Doomsday's head, and was swinging around him, binding him with cable. Psylock appeared on top of Doomsday's head, and plunged a psi-dagger into his left eye. He roared with fury, but all his energy was focused on resisting the black hole.
I formed a giant green Super Mario hammer with my ring. "Stand back everyone!" I said, as I got a good grip on my hammer, and BAM smacked Doomsday toward the black hole. He got sucked in, wailing and cursing as he went, and it winked out of sight. We put our hands on our hips and started laughing, like how they always do at the end of Saturday morning cartoons.
My astral pet, Jo, ran up to me, in the form of a big black lab. "And don't you come back," he barked. "This is just like a cartoon!" I thought, and I laughed even harder.