I just loved how it was so random, and that it was at 9am.
"Mmmm, coffee and warheads."
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I just loved how it was so random, and that it was at 9am.
"Mmmm, coffee and warheads."
OpheliaBlue [10:34pm]: I love bumsex
Yes, it's so out of context because I like, copy and pasted one word from different posts. YAY
yes, nothing perks me up in the morning better than a cup of joe and weapons of mass destruction...Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
I just loved how it was so random, and that it was at 9am.
\"Mmmm, coffee and warheads.\"
Haz puts his mouth over the brown bit and sucks hard... Then something comes out of it.
Merck [10:14am]: You have to suck it harder Haz.
Rakkantekimusouka [10:14am]: I locked posts today, and it felt gooooood
Aquasia Sunset [10:14am]: Harder Haz, harder
hysteria [10:14am]: doesn't ot
hysteria [10:14am]: it
Merck [10:14am]: Just don't use your teeth and you should be alright.
Out of context = FUNNY!! :happy: :bliss: :woohoo:
Merck that is a classic.
Haz [5:47pm]: :hardcorexxxlesbiansex:
Haz [5:47pm]: DAMN
Haz [6:22pm]: ok, mine is: [email protected]
Henfe [6:22pm]: wait
Haz [6:22pm]: yes, my MSN.
NirvanaStarseed [6:23pm]: what a co-incidence mine is...
NirvanaStarseed [6:23pm]: [email protected]
Haz [6:23pm]: rofl
Haz [6:23pm]: lmfao
Haz [6:24pm]:
Haz [6:24pm]:
NirvanaStarseed [6:24pm]: lol
Haz [6:25pm]: Are you being serious?
Haz [6:25pm]:
Haz [6:25pm]: LMFAO
Haz [6:25pm]: I mean... lol
NirvanaStarseed [6:26pm]: no really that is my email
Henfe [6:26pm]: but u got no msn?
Haz [6:26pm]: HAH I added you and you're online.
NirvanaStarseed [6:27pm]: me?
Haz [6:27pm]: And now I deleted it cos I don't believe you.
Haz [6:27pm]:
NirvanaStarseed [6:27pm]: no that is me.....
NirvanaStarseed [6:28pm]: cause a message just came up saying haz haz added you
yay, I've been mentioned quite a few times now. GO ME! rfiushrfniddsa
Mkay.
Quote:
Kaniaz [3:32pm]: hot sex with grandmas caked in crfeam
InTheMoment [3:32pm]: now that would be hot[/b]
Taken out of context :DQuote:
Barbizzle [10:48pm]: HI hysteria
hysteria [10:48pm]: hi...crapface[/b]
what makes it even more funny... i don't think that was taken out of context. ;D
no, it wasn't. dumbass.
Yeah sorry, i forgot about your no nonsense in yer face attitude. :mrgreen:
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH
Ophelia says: it's July 1 dumb ass
Kaniaz says: HAHA
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS AGAIN
rotflmaoQuote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH
Ophelia says: it's July 1 dumb ass
Kaniaz says: HAHA
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS AGAIN
LOL...that is damn funny...I don't care who you are ~ Larry the Cable GuyQuote:
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH *
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS *
Kaniaz says: HAHAHAH *
Ophelia says: it's July 1 dumb ass *
Kaniaz says: HAHA *
Kaniaz says: APRIL FOOLS AGAIN[/b]
:lol:Quote:
irishcream [6:51pm]: but what about the land, the climate?
irishcream [6:51pm]: and what about AIDS?>
irishcream [6:51pm]: how are they going to stop that?
Haz [6:51pm]: back
Aquasia Sunset [6:51pm]: Another smart thing would be to cancel the debts and put a block on those countried getting loans
Henfe [6:52pm]: condoms[/b]
That was not funny.
Ophelia says: sex on acid was realy unsatisfying for me though
Kaniaz says: Maybe the chemicals neutralise each other
Kaniaz says: Or the chemicals don't happen
Kaniaz says: You know where your brain sends out that YEAH BABY PURE JOY feeling
Kaniaz says: and LSD is all like SQUEEEEEEEEE
Kaniaz says: so your brain goes PFPFTPT
Kaniaz says: heheh
Ophelia says: LOL
Kaniaz says: i love my explanation
For the sake of formality - the one in my sig:
Well, something like that.. :P (I know, it doesn't quite flow. I can't quite remember it right :mad: )Quote:
Originally posted by OpheliaBlue+--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(OpheliaBlue)</div>Sounds dirty doesn't it? The funny part is the background which went something like this:Quote:
don't care, eat me, I want those orgasms!!![/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-Approximate context to the above
Placebo: Did you know that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes at a time?
OpheliaBlue: Wow!! I want some of those!
Placebo: Well, male lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. You could have quantity instead of quality.
OpheliaBlue: don't care, eat me, I want those orgasms!!!
PS: The april fools one is classic :mrgreen:
There was another line that I remember Placebo:
Holy shit dude, goooooood times. :woohoo: You know I had all our convos saved on my stepdad's computer...then it ate them, sadly. :blue:Quote:
Placebo: Did you know that pigs can orgasm for 30 minutes at a time?
OpheliaBlue: Wow!! I want some of those!
Placebo: Well, male lions can have sex up to 50 times a day. You could have quantity instead of quality.
Placebo: [something about \"sure the 30 minuute orgasm for pigs is fun, then you get eaten]
OpheliaBlue: don't care, eat me, I want those orgasms!!! [/b]
Haz [10:19am]: System Msg:
System Msg: Hate has joined Lobby on Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:19 am
Haz [10:19am]: :lol:
Haz [10:19am]: Hey Hate :D
irishcream [10:19am]: how are you doing that?!
cynical_bob [10:19am]: now THATS a system message
Kaniaz says: 1 2 3 4
Kaniaz says: YOU GET PERPENDICULAR
Kaniaz says: GET PERPENDICULARRRRR
Kaniaz says: sorry.
Kaniaz says: I was overcome by the groove train.
Haz [12:08pm]: System Msg: Hate has joined Lobby on Sun Jul 03, 2005 10:12 am
skwerlfish [12:08pm]: (crickets)
Josh_Mac [12:08pm]: hiya hate
Haz [12:08pm]: :lol:
skwerlfish [12:08pm]: heyo hate
Josh_Mac [12:08pm]: yes we do live in chat
Haz [12:08pm]: Urm, anyone realise that was a fake system message?
I'm so observant :)