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      DV Quotes

      OK, after talking with Squall, here is the OFFICIAL DreamViews Quotes thread. Feel free to post hilarious and priceless quotes from fellow DV members. They may be from chat or other posts, or wherever.

      Here's one from my profile:

      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      Everybody ends up using Mac. \"It's virus free!\"
      Virus Writers focus on Macs, as nobody uses Windows any longer.
      Viruses plague the Mac Users so badly it envies Moses and his locusts.
      Everybody ends up using Windows. \"It's virus free!\"
      Rinse and repeat.
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      Kaniaz cries
      sephiroth clock grabs hankey
      System Msg: Alex D has joined Lobby on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:30 pm
      sephiroth clock shoves it in kaniaz's face
      System Msg: Alex D has left Lobby on Sun Mar 20, 2005 1:30 pm[/b]

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      Hehe. Kaniaz made me fall out of my chair on this one.

      System Msg: lucidnina has joined Lobby on Thu Mar 31, 2005 3:06 pm
      Oath [3:06pm]: hi nina
      Gothlark [3:06pm]: hey, nina
      lucidnina [3:06pm]: hey guys
      Alex D [3:06pm]: hey there
      Kaniaz [3:07pm]: hey nina
      TygrHawk [3:07pm]: Hiya Nina
      InTheMoment [3:07pm]: hiya nina!
      Seeker [3:07pm]: hi nina
      Kaniaz [3:07pm]: god everyone loves nina
      lucidnina [3:07pm]: full house
      Kaniaz [3:07pm]: we should get nina t-shirts
      Oath [3:07pm]: nina must be very popular!?
      InTheMoment [3:07pm]: only in bed
      InTheMoment [3:07pm]: ~
      lucidnina [3:07pm]: LOL
      Alex D [3:07pm]: lol
      Kaniaz [3:07pm] [PRIVATE]: have you ever heard the sound of like seven men aching for your body
      Kaniaz [3:08pm] [PRIVATE]: because if you listen closely you can hear it now

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      what would we ever do without kaniaz

      Curiosity killed the cat but at least it didnt die an ignorant bastard

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      Damascus [9:02pm]: im sorry dj, i subscribe to the theory of intellectual osmosis, i must therefore prevent this conversation from progressing[/b]

      After DJ had entrapped me in one of those conversations so stupid you cant be bothered to explain your way out of it.

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      if I'm not mistaken a DV quotes thread was made before this, once apon a time?


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Yeah but that was made like... a year ago.

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      I know, I know. I'm ok with making a new thread of a subject that has been done before every once and awhile. I was just recalling the old DV quotes thread.

      in short: shut up.


      Ignorant bliss is an oxymoron; but so is miserable truth.

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      Ah I see, alright, sorry.

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      Originally posted by lucidnina
      I'm a crazy exotic pirate girl with sexy atomic eyes
      i might have made her say that
      clear eyes. strong hands.

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      [quote]adidas scatters

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      discharge.


      my old favourite dv quote...hrm, it would be kaniaz in longest thread ever. good times :]
      [22:59] <Kaniaz> You basically did a massive shit on the rug of this IRC
      [22:59] <Kaniaz> And called it a message

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      Merckantium [2:53pm]: Yea exams suck. Especially proctology exams.[/b]
      (yah, I'm searchin')

      "If there was one thing the lucid dreaming ninja writer could not stand, it was used car salesmen."

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      InTheMoment passes Liz some of my stash of "irish cream"

      InTheMoment [8:26pm]: fresh from the tap

      irishcream drinks the whole lot at once...

      lucidnina [8:27pm]: cum on now grow up!!!!!

      sorry, this was too funny...
      'all of the moments that already passed/
      try to go back and make them last.'

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      Oath [4:47pm]: your not smarter than me[/b]

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      lucidnina [4:20pm]: when are guys gonna get it...with lesbians, you have no chance
      greywolfpoet [4:20pm]: ....i can try

      [/b]


      nightowl [3:46pm]: i can be racist..im brazilian so its ok [/b]

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      lucidnina [2:44am]: ok twatever[/b]
      edit #1: SKIP IF EATING.

      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I once had to break up my own shit with my own bare hands so it'd flush properly
      nightowl [1:36am]: XD
      Kaniaz [1:36am]: you are joking!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Yecccccccccch!
      Merckantium [1:36am]: oh my god
      Kaniaz [1:36am]: Ramu touched her own POOPY
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Next time, I used a pencil...o.O
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I didn't make that mistake twice

      docthory remembers he has movies on his computer
      nightowl [1:36am]: i dont want to know the answer to that
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: And I washed my hands like ninety times...
      Kaniaz [1:37am]: ramupoop. whee.
      Merckantium [1:37am]: Well in Afghanistan some of thelocals don't have toilet paper so they use their hand instead.
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Until all of the skin had peeled off
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: All of the contaminated skin

      Kaniaz [1:37am]: i mean why didn't you run and leave the poop and blame it on the dog or something
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Barf
      Kaniaz [1:37am]: that's what i would of done
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Because this was in my high school >_<
      docthory [1:37am]: rakkan where do you live
      Kaniaz [1:38am]: so? it's not like your poop has a name on it so it would of been ok
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I lived in Syracuse, a New York suburb
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I know, but unlike some people, I have manners

      nightowl [1:38am]: omg...this is halarious
      docthory [1:38am]: that explains every thing
      Merckantium [1:38am]: LOL!!!!!!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I don't just leave stuff in the toilet for others to gag at
      Kaniaz [1:38am]: You're mad raum
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: So polite she touches her own poop
      nightowl [1:38am]: omg..kaniaz..dont you sleep?!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: I was taught you stay there until everything's taken care of
      nightowl [1:39am]: school tomorrow?
      Merckantium [1:39am]: That dude is so stupid its hilarious.
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: shall i break that poop up for you sir?
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: and yes, yes he is
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: and no, no school tommorow
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: allow me to help you with that poop!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: Hell no, I don't touch other people's shit, just my own
      nightowl [1:39am]: oh ok...why not
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
      nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
      nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets[/b]

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      lucidnina [2:44am]: ok twatever
      [/b]
      yeah she's a sick lil mind isn't she?
      clear eyes. strong hands.

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      Originally posted by Kaniaz
      edit #1: SKIP IF EATING.

      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I once had to break up my own shit with my own bare hands so it'd flush properly
      nightowl [1:36am]: XD
      Kaniaz [1:36am]: you are joking!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Yecccccccccch!
      Merckantium [1:36am]: oh my god
      Kaniaz [1:36am]: Ramu touched her own POOPY
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: Next time, I used a pencil...o.O
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:36am]: I didn't make that mistake twice

      docthory remembers he has movies on his computer
      nightowl [1:36am]: i dont want to know the answer to that
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: And I washed my hands like ninety times...
      Kaniaz [1:37am]: ramupoop. whee.
      Merckantium [1:37am]: Well in Afghanistan some of thelocals don't have toilet paper so they use their hand instead.
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Until all of the skin had peeled off
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: All of the contaminated skin

      Kaniaz [1:37am]: i mean why didn't you run and leave the poop and blame it on the dog or something
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Barf
      Kaniaz [1:37am]: that's what i would of done
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:37am]: Because this was in my high school >_<
      docthory [1:37am]: rakkan where do you live
      Kaniaz [1:38am]: so? it's not like your poop has a name on it so it would of been ok
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I lived in Syracuse, a New York suburb
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I know, but unlike some people, I have manners

      nightowl [1:38am]: omg...this is halarious
      docthory [1:38am]: that explains every thing
      Merckantium [1:38am]: LOL!!!!!!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:38am]: I don't just leave stuff in the toilet for others to gag at
      Kaniaz [1:38am]: You're mad raum
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: So polite she touches her own poop
      nightowl [1:38am]: omg..kaniaz..dont you sleep?!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: I was taught you stay there until everything's taken care of
      nightowl [1:39am]: school tomorrow?
      Merckantium [1:39am]: That dude is so stupid its hilarious.
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: shall i break that poop up for you sir?
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: and yes, yes he is
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: and no, no school tommorow
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: allow me to help you with that poop!
      Rakkantekimusouka [1:39am]: Hell no, I don't touch other people's shit, just my own
      nightowl [1:39am]: oh ok...why not
      Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
      nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
      nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets
      [/b]
      Now permanently residing at [The] Danny Phantom Online [Community], under the name Mabaroshiwoou.

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      Howetzer on Pics only thread, made me laugh.

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      Kaniaz [1:39am]: Oh I see. You're so FUSSY about poop.
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Happy to get dirtay with your own poop though
      nightowl [1:40am]: kaniaz..stop..XD i cant stop laughing Laughing
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: I don't touch his poop. It is not of the same quality texture as mine!
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: Ramu the poop attendant
      nightowl [1:40am]: lmao
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"You do a fine poop job. What's your name?\"
      Kaniaz [1:40am]: \"Rakkantekimousuka\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"*gets so scared he shits again*\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: \"OH NO NOT AGAIN SIR.\"
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: ok i'm boredn ow
      Kaniaz [1:41am]: so...ferrets[/b]
      HAHAHAHAH that made me laugh out loud at work.

      Kaniaz's humor is all I need in my life to make me smile.

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      OpheliaBlue [1:45pm]: hey what would you have done if we had become step brother and sister?
      OpheliaBlue [1:45pm]:
      InTheMoment [1:45pm]: been guilty of incest
      InTheMoment [1:45pm]: or step incest
      [/b]

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