DC asks another DC for help with his campaign by having him hold a cushion in the air in public that says "If Jobs At The Docks" and to keep shouting the same thing out. He can't ask him any questions though.
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DC asks another DC for help with his campaign by having him hold a cushion in the air in public that says "If Jobs At The Docks" and to keep shouting the same thing out. He can't ask him any questions though.
Last night I dreamed that a car broke down, and someone suggested calling the mermaids...one of the mermaids said they were too busy and that I should call a magician instead...the magician said they were busy, too...I called various other subjects afterwards but no one answered, and I was the one with a phone in my hand...right as soon as I woke up my dream self was already thinking that maybe I should've called the robots.
Oh, and this entire dream sequence was, apparently, part first-person, part third-person...
"I AM SELF-RESCUING!!!" -screamed into my dream-husband's face after he tried to "rescue" me from a situation I wanted to handle myself
I am with Leonardo DiCaprio and as we are walking together in the pavement something happens on the street that a bus pulls over and people suddenly begin to chase us and then Leo just turns around holding a Minigun and shoots the crap out of the bus and the people chasing us just because he hates buses. He then proceeds to have a shootout with cops that surrounds us.
I dreamed last night that my Dad had already changed his ski shop sign (even though it wasn't ski season yet) and it read, "0% off sale".
I got lucid and decided to try Basic I. I summoned myself and asked what he had to tell me. He shouted "FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID LITTLE FAGGOT, JUST FUCK YOU AND LEAVE ME ALONE" and then he just ran away. :wtf:
I had no idea I was so rude.
Maybe you got a wrong number! :) I have certainly gotten hold of the wrong people more often than the right ones, in lucid dreams.
The only thing I remembered of my dream after I awoke this morning was a movie I was watching in the dream, where Mamie Gummer and Matthew Goode were having a conversation.
Mamie Gummer said, while listing things, "...peeing off the edge of the boat..."
Matthew said, "I'd appreciate if we didn't talk about bathroom habits."
If a dream dictionary counts as a DC, then this went down:
Dream Webster: "puppusa - When you step on a woman's vagina or her ass in a bathroom."
Dream Me: loooooooool
I grabbed a driving car and lifted it into the air while flying. The passage said: “Wow, you should become a bicyclist!”
I'm running from 2 police officers in one dream for impersonation. As they're chasing me, one of them yells "FREEZE!" And I'm literally frozen in a block of ice.
I was walking up a street outside in the hills and thinking that I should call my sister and say "Guess who just had a phone conversation with William Shatner!?" (don't recall having any such prior conversation!)
"Trees taste good when roasted in wine fire and then dipped in red clouds!"
I am not kidding
Some nights ago oblivious dream-me told a DC: "Chances are you are all puppets." He said, "Why's that?" I replied, "Think about it. You are filthy rich without ever having lifted a finger. I, on the other hand, can own a placenta because I'm not on the spanky hotline." That was supposed to mean that I am independent. Don't ask. I don't know.
I just realized this is one of my dream signs. All dialogue I remember word by word is English, although it's not my native language. Gotta note that in my workbook...
Me going lucid while walking around a futuristic grid-looking type neighborhood:
"This is the weirdest dream yet!"
Me: (Trying to gain entrance to the building in order to register my card with the person inside so I can use the swimming pool, there is a female attendant and a male guard at the door stopping me from entering through this door for some reason): "Why!? Why can't I just step right in here, and go register?"
Guard: "Tradition."
Have you read Kafka lately?Quote:
Originally Posted by FryingMan
Haha no.Quote:
Originally Posted by rcarter
If there's one thing I almost forgot to mention in one of my previous posts which I just remembered just now, I remember one time I had a dream where I was in a spaceship, and somehow one of the robots had changed his name to "Golfie" (that's not his real name, though), and for some reason he was just frantically going back and forth (er, going in one direction and then going back in another--as in 2 different directions but with unnoticeable fast turns as seen from a side view), saying really fast as he went:
"Freeze! Freeze! I gotta freeze!"
I do not know why he said that, but I distinctly remember him calling himself "Golfie" in that one dream I had, which was basically from all the way back while I was in high school...
--PixCaliTropic
I was on the playground at my old primary school, and an Asian lady with about 4 kids all probably under 5 years of age was there. There were two kids who probably couldn't even walk yet, and they were trying to climb this thing but obviously fell onto the ground, and the mother was not paying any attention, so I went to help them, and she said, "Leave it!!" So I just started leaving. But anyway, as I was walking away I heard her saying to her kids, "You can fall for pounds! It's like falling for dollars. If I am FALLING FOR a man, it means I'm FALLING IN LOVE with him. [Which happens a lot,] because they're so cute."
She was such a weirdo..
I think that was because I had been listening to/thinking about the song Falling For You recently.
I wrote down this quote from my dream last night but forgot the entire context: "I'm not saying you always do BAD jokes, but you don't always do GOOD ones."
From an appropriately very Halloween-ish long afternoon nap epic:
1. Flamboyantly gay chef behind the counter wearing bright, shiny, colorful satin underwear beneath colorful kimonos is jumping around (to "shake the sauce" haha, no the sauce they're holding in their hands :P), he gets up on the counter in front of me and starts waving his satin-covered butt right in my face.
Me: "Hey! Don't point that thing at me!"
DC: "What are you looking at!?"
Me: "Uh…the cows" (and I really thought I was)
2. in small area with women and my tiny crappy car. I've left my keys in the car in the ignition and reach in and grab them.
Woman: "What kind of car is that?"
Me: "The kind of car where you can leave your keys in the ignition and nobody will steal it."
Doctor DC: Are you familiar with LSD-25?
Me: Yes.
Doctor DC: William Shatner once did a lot of it and then wore his socks backwards.
I'm looking for somebody to talk to when I suddenly see an old man. I call out to him and he begins to flee. I chase him and as I do see that he is heading for a window and will jump. I shout out to him that if he jumps, then I jump too! He goes ahead and jumps, and I have a split second of thought where decide to go through with it too, what the hell right. I end up jumping from the second floor to suddenly find myself lucid whilst in mid air, but unable to fly. I land unscathed but soon lose my lucidity. The old man is nowhere to be seen.
Don't you just love dream ads?
Visuals: full-screen images of plates of reconstituted "foods" with spinach, beans, etc. that are easier on the stomach/digestion.
Narrator: "And Now, soldiers [on the battlefield] can enjoy [this weird bean dish], without needing to 'drop a bomb' later!"
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A bit later, I'm in some seating area with lots of people, I have to pee, and a girl hawking some services with fliers walks by, saying
Girl: "Full body flush!"
Me: (wonder if this has to do with peeing, or erotic massages, or...?)