LOOOL To unwrap a christmas tree just makes no sense xDQuote:
Prostitute (trying to be seductive): Hey. Wanna unwrap a Christmas tree?
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LOOOL To unwrap a christmas tree just makes no sense xDQuote:
Prostitute (trying to be seductive): Hey. Wanna unwrap a Christmas tree?
in a shop, i cant remember what they sold. it was made of cobblestones and the like, and there was this old american tourist lady. she was walking through the place looking around. i heard her say to herself, ''when i get a table its going to be specific''
My first LD, one of the DC's is saying what my induction mp3 is playing in my earphones, first time I ever "heard" anything (from trw) in a dream. Buddy says: "you will remember to check your reality" and I'm all like "hey! that's a reality check what you're saying!" Not funny haha.. just funny.
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Iunno if this counts cuz it was a non-LD but last night I was in the back of my car with Morpheus (from the Matrix) and he said "I play the Matrix. You feel the Matrix."
The darnest DC: me
I was having a dream in which a flying giant jellyfish had been chasing me
me: "oh no, that jellyfish is gonna attack me!"
I got lucid after deciding to stay and fight the jellyfish
*Goes to do nose reality check*
Me: Hey, I can breathe, I must be dreaming!
*Look to my left and there is a DC standing next to me*
DC: Or you could just have a straw stuck in the side of your nose.
I didn't become lucid :?
@citizennumber3: LOL that is funny! :D
This was a like 3 days ago, dunno if its funny, but it sure hell was weird:
My Dad: Look, pigeons are in Egypt!
Me : Hooker?
My Dad: Peace will come through plumming...
Me : I dont understand?
My Dad: How can you? Youre a midget!
These thinghs should get you lucid.. But usually... They dont! :D
Of course, that's why everyone goes around with straws jutting out of the side of their face. :p
Well in my dream there was a large group of people who apparantly just won a contest, they were all cheering and they hoisted my friend Emily in the air.
Mob: "Emily! We won! WE WON!!!"
Emily: "Nah, I'm just up here to view the scenery."
haha I love your avatar, wombing
I jumped on top of my college campus and was trying to climb up the roof, but I was slipping.
Disembodied Voice: You can't climb walls!
Me: Yes I can, I'm spider man!
Disembodied Voice: Oh, sorry. :bowdown:
From that moment on I was able to climb the walls with no problem.
I was reading the new ones from the last time I posted here (i'm at school) and I was laughing out loud hysterically and everyone is looking at me...:D
In my dream last night two funny things happened. I was in computer class at school and was helping someone with the assignment -- something like picking out all the 2-byte hex codes from a file and writing them down (which doesn't make any sense.) He asked me if a certain hex code was the right size. (2 bytes I guess)
Me: "Well, it's too short, so it's probably not too short."
Guy sitting next to me: "...Hah that's what she said!"
(This person, in real life, is always using that phrase... >.< )
Then a couple moments later our surroundings turned into the inside of a car, which was moving pretty fast on a highway and it was raining. There was a bird that was flying with the car, I could see it outside the huge windshield. It was struggling against the rain and couldn't stay up and started to fall. Then all of a sudden it put a badmington birdie on its tail and said "aah, much better" and started flying through the air like a rocket, rain water spraying out through the holes in the back of the birdie!
LOL last night i dreamt i was fighting a giant ROBOT
now right before killing him he uttered the following..
Robot
Wait a minute, you cant kill me
i'm on a TV show....(he leaves dancing..)
After hearing this i remained silent, I still cant believe i did not become lucid:mad: :mad: :mad:
I can't wait to start remembering dialogue so I can contribute to this ridiculously amazing thread!! :banana:
This is one of the only dreams I remember with dialogue. I was at a Wendy's about to order, when I notice someone I know off in the corner laaughing to himself. I slowly walked over to see what was so funny...
"I put adderall in the coke!"
The terror and hyperness that followed was hilarious :D
"I've been working in a rat lab for 10 years, I'm not scared of no little mice."
Me to a DC: "Do you know where i left that artillery piece?"
(as i say this in the dream I can see in my minds eye a large military mobile gun equipment thing used in combat).
DC: "You mean the one that lobs stink bombs?"
how did you guys get DCs? i have had a good amount of lucid dreams, getting more and more frequent, but i dunno if a dc is gonna appear to me or should i try and look for one/create one?
sounds like they can be pretty funny anyway....
DC: Are you looking forward to May 17th? (May 17th is my countrys national holiday)
Me: May 17th was like a week ago!
DC: Uhm... (embarrasing silence, DC changes subject)
:D
Shortly after I became lucid :banana: but woke up too quickly :(