Muhaha he does.
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Muhaha he does.
Once i saw myself in a dream sitting on a soccer ball and i had some cool blue shoes:
Me1: Nice shoes man!
Me2: Do i know you?
In another dream i was sitting on the balcony and all of a sudden a big storm started outside and remembered that i had a apocalyptic dream and now this was really happening:
Me: OMG!!!! Moooooooom!!!! Let's run for our lives.. this is the end of days.. i had a dream on this not long ago..
Mom: *really scared voice* Oh no! Is this the sequel of the big storm of tornadoes you had last week???
I didn't become lucid..:roll:
Man, I must say that you guys have the best quotes.
Mine would probably be as I was walking to school with one of my friends in a dream. "Damn the nuclear federation!" - Completely out of the blue.
"Jesus never died. It's a conspiracy..."
...:?
not sure if this is funny but:
me: where are the toilets
librarian: over there but it has a code that changes each day
me: does it have the lock on the toilet or the door
:lol: after i woke up i lol'd the fact i questioned the lock system
Com'on guys lets make this get to 1000!
drmrgrl (DC): By the way, can you lend me some money?
Me: Nah, no cheating.
I've yet to understand that convo xD
Me (sitting at the computer as my boyfriend walks in): Don't you want to play (Everquest II) with me?
My Boyfriend (in a very agitated voice): I think there's a warrant out for my arrest and you've got all the batteries!!!
some girl was trying to get back together with me (idk her irl) and I wasn't to sure about it.
Trying to convince me: "C'mon...titties are right here."
Me: "Well...I just think we should keep seeing different titties"
ME: What's up, man?
DC: Dude! Shut the FUCK UP! JFK's ABOUT TO GET SHOT! I WANNA SEE!!!!!
...AGAIN! This time James Lafferty and Scott Michael Foster appeared together on the campus of UC Santa Barbara as students in the 3rd act of the dream...they were possibly playing a mock Price Is Right and Scott's character overbid on his Showcase. A curly-haired young man pretending to be Bob Barker (who retired in June) or Drew Carey (I probably didn't see any glasses) walks over to the podium that James' character was standing.
College student playing "Bob Barker" or "Drew Carey": The actual retail price of your Showcase is... $2,243...you're over, too. (OVER! horn and Price Is Right losing horns; Drew Carey version) No Showcase winner!
(Someone offstage is screaming that the actual retail price of James' character's Showcase was actually $22,243, so he was still over.)
The other 2 acts didn't make sense, either.
Mom:*rips tip piece off of pyraminx* This is mine now!
not sure this counts...
i walk through my bedroom door which for some reason is a giant conditioner bottle and fall into this video game world. there is a smooth relaxed voice speaking which i realise is a tutorial in the game. i say "jesus, do you always have to run me through th-" he cuts me off and says "shut up, b*tch i'm tryin to talk!" i say "f*ck you!" he says "ya mom!"
Brother: CRAP!
Grandma: You say that rather casually.
Brother: That's the only way to say it!
lol. i always seem to be alone in my dreams, no DCs
I was walking with my friends and some guy comes up to me with a knife and puts it to my throat, than lets me go. Afterwards I'm like freaking out and my friend's like "WTF's wrong with you?" Looking at my like I'm crazy.:P
Inkheart
lol that's funny :lol:Quote:
Brother: CRAP!
Grandma: You say that rather casually.
Brother: That's the only way to say it!
hahaQuote:
ME: What's up, man?
DC: Dude! Shut the FUCK UP! JFK's ABOUT TO GET SHOT! I WANNA SEE!!!!!
Me: SO... do you know how to make brownies out of paper?
DC: *smiles* Only the Japanese.
If anyone is offended by this, I'm terribly sorry...
Sitting in the living room/ dining room with my mom and my sister… Chloe (my cat, who is not allowed in the living room) is underneath the table… and it’s our old dining room table. She is rubbing her face up against the table legs and meowing… my mom says Chloe get out and Chloe meows once but stays. She tells Chloe to get out a second time and this time she responds with “I want in”
WAIT I HAVE A BETTER ONE!!!
I had a dream about goofy and he said...“ don’t worry kids goofy will be back… when his leprosy is gone!”