And so fragile!
The Fake Out
I think I had this dream more than once last night.
I was in a dress suit, and I was on a mission. The mission was to escape from a meeting. I was to look as if I was crying and running down the street.
I did as so, and ran down the road. A van followed me that was to pick me up. That was in the first dream.
The second dream was slightly different. The van continued to follow me in this dream, but instead of picking me up, it made a turn right. I looked at it for a moment, and realized that that wasn't supposed to happen.
I went left and started running down a large hill. I might have been a little lucid, but it wasn't enough to count. I say this because I was running down the hill, hoping to get enough velocity that I could just jump and fly away. That didn't happen though.
A young asian man wearing a college T-Shirt came over to where I was sitting and started to harass me.
I just laugh and say, "Hey, I'll be going to your college next year!"
He looked puzzled and shocked that I didn't take offense to his insults, stood there for a moment, and said "Good" with wide eyes and walked away.
Penguins (Frag)
I was measuring the height of a penguin against a math book. The math book was taller.
French
I was in a restaurant and waiting to order. I heard two girls next to me speaking in French. One of the girls noticed that I was listening, and tried to explain to me what she was talking about. It was something silly like "Goths can't be goths all the time, especially when they are doing ungoth stuff. Like peeing." :P