Thread: SD--1 Zukin

Originally Posted by WakingNomad

once i saved a child from falling into water at the zoo with a crocodile in it. I didn't know what to do afterward, so I had lunch.

Why not?

Komodo Dragons

Our house was, again, an island floating in the water. Komodo dragons were swimming up to our porch and gathering there. There must have been at least 15 of them circling the premises.

We had just finished watching a video on how to escape such a situation, which suggested climbing into a giant yellow raft and paddling away. How could I do that, where would I go?

We continued to watch the komodo dragons on the porch. They were getting smart. One of them was holding a gun and standing on its hind legs, and the other dragons were helping, while it tried to break through one of our windows.

Eating Ginger

I wanted to practice my DEILD skills, so I took a nap around noon. Unfortunately, I was awoken and told to get out of bed by my mom, who thought that I had actually slept in this late.

Before that, I had a dream that we were sitting at the table. I was eating an entire ginger root, which actually didn't taste too bad.

Project Opal

I was equipped with an enchanted opal. The opal would change colors depending on your task. For the majority of the time the opal was red, but I did see it as green and blue once. The opal was supposed to be a guide of sorts.

My current task was to just escape a saber tooth tiger that was chasing me. I was climbing up buildings and running across them like a ninja. I was pretty pro.

I was talking to a lady sometime during the dream, and the opal turned a different color. The opal spoke to me, and interpreted the color. It said, "To complete this task, you will wish you had great wealth!" I wasn't sure what it meant by that, but I was sure that I was going to figure it out pretty soon.

Shared/Synced Dream with Joe

In my dream, Joe and I were in someone's basement. It wasn't my basement, or his. The layout was kind of strange. It felt like we were in someone else's basement.



We were watching a scary movie. I remember specifically the name of this movie because I thought it was dumb. It was called "Big-Oh" and the title was written like Sucker Punch's title. I don't remember the specifics of the movie, but I remember laughing at it a lot while Joe thought it was terrifying.

Joe left for a few minutes after the end of the movie. I decided to play a trick on him.

I somehow acquired fake blood, and made it look as if I had been brutally murdered. He didn't come back down stairs in time though, so I missed my opportunity.

There was another scary movie I wanted to watch with him. I can't remember the title of this one too well, I know that it started with an S, it might have been something like Shilo. Joe refused to watch that movie with me lol.

In Joe's dream, going off of the texts he has sent me, he was IN a scary movie and fighting off "a poisonous life sucking tentacle/squid like monster called "Big Oh" that we tried to kill but failed."

Forgot to post this earlier, but I'll be gone for the next few days. I might get on to post a few dreams, but it's not certain.

Back! Maybe I will post some pictures tomorrow, but it is getting late so I'll worry about that later. Just got home!

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April 7th

At the Mall

Bree and I were at the mall, along with some of her other friends. We might have been shopping. A guy named Ashley was helping us, but I don't remember what for. Later we were eating in our old 4th hour, and there was something about a swinging door. People were helping us...

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April 8th

Lamps (Lucid Nightmare)

I was hanging out with Joe. We were in a desert and standing in front of an Old Western building. I was looking at the sign on the building, trying to make out what it was saying.

"5oP? What's that supposed to mean?" I asked Joe, and exchanged looks with him. I looked back at the sign. The words, letters, and numbers had changed completely. I thought that perhaps I was dreaming, as this usually only happened in a dream. I became a little lucid. I found it interesting that every time I looked back to the sign the words had changed completely. But something was amiss. I was getting strange vibes. There was something about the atmosphere that was wrong.

I false awakened. I lost about half of my lucidity in the FA. The room was dark, so I tried to search for a lamp so I could see. I finally found a switch, and realized that this wasn't the same hotel that I was staying in.

The walls were painted red, and around the room were various types of lamps. There were modern lamps, old lanterns, desk lamps, and even embellished candle holders. What was this place? It was really creepy.

It was still really, incredibly dark so I tried to light as many lamps as possible, barely lucid at this point. I lit the candles on the candle holder. There were about 12 candles, and little blue bird sculptures were attached to it. I stared at the candles in the candle holder for a minute. The flames grew more rampant and lost control! The lamp was on fire!

I false awakened again. I woke up in the New York house. There was that old couch of ours...

False awakened. This time, I was walking with Joe down the street. I have a feeling that he may have been my DG trying to calm me down, or just my mind trying to do so, having entered out of control, frightening, FAs. But he felt like a very intelligent dream character.

As we were walking down the street, he told me that there was going to be nothing to be afraid of.

I looked to the perfect blue sky as he pointed upwards. He dragged the moon closer to us. It was huge now, it was beautiful. There was a sparkling aura around it, like white firecrackers.

I looked back, and the giant moon had vanished. He made it large in the sky. It was gorgeous, seeing the moon this vibrant in day time.

I false awakened . This time I was back in the old west again. We were in some run down shop. In front of me there was a lady. She looked stoned out of her mind. She was trying to tell me something, but there was a man next to her who was avidly attempting to prevent her from saying it. I was a little frightened by this lady, she looked a little like Calypso from Pirates of the Caribbean.

I looked around the room, wondering if I was still dreaming. I heard a squeak from near the swinging door. It was swaying back and forth, but I had seen no one come in. I felt dread again, like there was someone or something wrong near that door. It was intense dread, and as the door swung back and forth I heard the screams of many.

I false awakened, back in the dim, red room with many strange lamps. This time, I was for sure that I was dreaming. But I was still frightened. I just wanted to go somewhere where I would feel safe. I didn't feel safe in this strange room.

I exited the lamp room, and nearly bumped into a man who looked like Robin hood. I ignored him, and focused on finding a safe haven.

I descended a flight of stairs and imagined in my mind that where ever I wound up would fill me with happiness.

It was dark in the basement. I flipped on a light switch. There were many people in the room with me. I recognized them, generations of people that were related to me. Some that I hadn't seen since a child.

I ran up to one of them and gave them a hug, glad to have escaped the frightening round of FAs - relieved. I looked back up, and she was smiling rather wickedly.

All of the relatives simultaneously took off their masks, revealing that they were secretly slimy monsters.

Woke up, for real.

Looking for Something

I was walking around town, desperately looking for something. I was checking all of the stores, specifically to see if they had basements.

There was also a part of the dream where I was supposed to go to court to testify against something, but I didn't want to.

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April 9th

Bully!

I was at the theater with my friend, we were watching a comedy movie. There was a girl I used to know, she was being a jerk. I didn't write much about this part, so my memory about it is vague, but I know that she was being hurtful.

I also remember running up to a guy with green hair, and hugging him.

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April 10th

I don't remember much from last night's dreams, and it was probably one of my best sleeps.

Don't Mind it

I was walking through the woods with a group of people and a tour guide. We were on the path, and we were hearing loud noises.

"Don't mind the snoring!" He said to everyone else (I could hear my mom's snoring through my dreams).

BOOM!@

I was on a bridge. It was very high up in the air, and sort of a salmon color.

Suddenly, I heard a large noise that sounded like 100 guns firing off at once. I thought, that wow, thunder is very much louder in the sky.

Woke up, it was storming.

New Parking Lot

The high school decided to move where the middle school is. They realized that they wouldn't have enough parking spots for everyone, so each student who needed a parking pass was given a sheet with a bunch of symbols and letters. You had to select the symbol or letter that you preferred, which didn't make sense, but by selecting a certain symbol you would be assigned a very specific parking place in the parking lot.

I had arrived very late to school, and didn't know what to do with the sheet of paper that had symbols. I parked in an empty lot and visited the counselor. The counselor was my freshman history teacher, and when I asked him about the new parking policy he told me that they had decided to instead abolish it.

Secret Temple

I was in a foreign land, just looking around in the forest.

I came to a small black gate hidden in the brush. I opened it, and found myself in an extravagant Buddhist temple. In the middle was a small pond. I went to the corner of the lot, where there was a small building.

Inside the building was a staircase down into the earth. I followed the staircase and arrived at another temple. This one was instead full of people that I knew, it was very crowded.

I just remember a lot of fragments from last night.

Getting to School Early

I got to school really early, like 5AM. I went to my first hour and was really surprised to see that my first hour teacher was already there.

Reality Check

I remember doing a reality check, but I think that I decided that I wasn't dreaming because I wasn't sure. I remember that the event that triggered it was borderline dream sign, AKA something that could happen in reality, just not often.

Snow!!

I was outside and everything had a deep layer of snow on it. I was surprised to see so much snow again, so this may have been the dream that I did the reality check in. It was snow storming and cold.

Snap Snap

Hearing snapping of dead fields/twigs in the forest. Someone was there with me.

Jess comes home

Jess came back home. Grr.

Discussing Platforms (frag)

My mother and I were in a store, we were discussing the various types of gaming platforms available. We have a PS2, which we realize is getting pretty outdated, so we were talking of a new one. I told her that there might not be much of a use for a new console, as I am leaving soon, and will probably only be playing one game on it.

Falling Down a Mountain

I was on a small mountain with MP. We were just chatting it up there, and hanging around. There was a small paved area with a handlebar where people could look at the view of the mountain. It was fairly pretty for a smaller mountain.

It begins to rain, so we decide to descend the mountain. I lose my grip in the muddy ground and begin tumbling down the mountain. MP comes running after me, but there really is nothing he can do as I whip past the thickets and thorns.

As I am falling, I get this strange feeling. It is the feeling of dreaminess, a white transparent feeling. I wondered if I was dreaming...

I finally stop falling and look to the sky. It is blue and purple and storming. A giant lightning bolt crashes from the sky.

I false awaken.

I'm a Cat Girl

My 6th hour teacher had called in a substitute for today. Apparently she had been out most of the week, so we were kind of tired of having yet another substitute. The dream took place in a different class room, with different classmates.

It was Halloween and everybody was dressed up. I was in a cat girl outfit. That was my costume the year before, so I was wondering as to why I had decided to wear it yet again. Another girl in the class was wearing the same outfit, we were cute together. I had my hair straightened and I put on my cat ears.

Lipstick

I don't remember much of this dream.

I was looking in the mirror. I had dyed my hair blonde again and straightened it. I was wearing bright red lipstick. I was surprised at the effect the magical lipstick had on my complexion. The lipstick alone hid all of the poison ivy on my face. I looked pretty, but I didn't look like me.

Bad Spring Break

We decided to use our spring break to go to the New York house. It was dark outside. We had just made it into the lot, and I already had a creepy feeling about the place (rightfully so!). I try to put the car into park so I can join my family inside the creepy old house, but the car is overheating. It won't go into park, and keeps rolling away.

This Dream Has Gotta Be Symbolic Somehow

I was really mad at Joe for something.

He had a beautiful black scimitar. He was waving it around in the air fantastically, but in doing so he had injured the wings of a black dove. It was lying there, on the ground, bleeding.

Their was a white dove in the room as well, I was holding it in my arms, but upon seeing the black dove I knew I needed to heal it. I took the fragile, bleeding black dove into my arms and cared for it. I knew that the black dove's name was Jannah, like the Jannah of "Jannah (Arabic: جنّة‎), is the Islamic conception of paradise"

Lost in the lakes

Joe and I were in the mountains again. This time though, the mountains had special exhibits like a large lake. People would drive to them instead of walking on the trails.

Joe and I had got separated from the group and were stranded at the lake. And on top of that, I was about to have a baby. Great.

We were walking alongside the road, trying to find someone but it was all emptiness.

We came to a big lake. There was a swinging bridge going across it, but it was broken half way through. And I mean BROKEN, like, the entire middle segment was missing. The only way to try to get to where we needed to be was to cross this bridge, but it wasn't possible to cross over the deep lake.

One of my friends, BB, saw us at the lake. He said that he had been looking for us.

Selene?

I was running through a valley between mountains. There were giant white blossoms on the trees. It was beautiful.

I am under the impression that I was running from someone. In between running, I got a message from Selene and Nomad. It was on a scroll. I was running too quickly to try and read the message, so I just put it in my pocket.


Gigi D'Agostino

JUST re-remembered this dream. I dreamt that I was at a Gigi D'Agostino concert/rave. I was near the front and noticed that his voice didn't sound the same in real life.

April 17th

Seeing a black bear in the woods

104

I was with a small group of people. A man was teaching us how to lucid dream more effectively. He told us that before we fell asleep, right before, think of a number. He used the number 104 in his example. He said that when we could no longer remember the number, we are dreaming. This made sense. It sort of reminds me of how when I am trying to get to sleep I will count up/down, but when I am right on the brink I can no longer remember the number I was just at.

In a later dream, I did a reality check, but the dream was unstable.

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April 18th

I didn't sleep well last night, but I remembered a lot of things.

Climbing Candy Mountain

There was a cave in the forest. Inside the cave was a mountain. The mountain was exotically colorful. Some of the rocks were blue, pink, green, and neon! The mountain had sharp faces, though. It wasn't a gradual rise, rather, it was pretty much vertical at some points. It sort of looked like a Willy Wonka version of a mountain.

Joe and I were climbing the mountain with ropes and stuff. I remember conversing with him, asking him how we were going to climb this face, we were both a little scared at this. The mountain was rocky and crumbly, and the drop was many many hundreds - if not thousands - of feet downwards. We had to attach ropes to anchors and try to scale the vertical side.

I was waiting for him to cross first. I was already hooked up, just waiting for my chance.

There was silence.

I looked around the edge...Joe had disappeared. WTF.

I scaled the vertical side by myself and then went looking for Joe. The inside walls of the cave stretched high. I wondered where the dim light was coming from. I wandered around the inside of the candy-mountain-cave until I reached the exit. We sent a search party out for him.



At School too early!

Dreamed I went to school too early. So I went out in their front yard and decided to build a log cabin. It was really good, too.

I checked the time again, and it was 11:25am! I went to my 4th hour class, where my teacher said that I needed to write three essays for her.

Interesting Dreams

I was typing up my dreams on DV. I remember that there were two that were especially long. I was proud of myself for having enough time to type all of them up. I think that one of the dreams had a double helix in it.

Reality Check

Something caused me to do a 2-handed reality check. In the dream, I discovered that I was dreaming because I had 6 fingers on both hands. My hands were shaded blue slightly, which may mean that I was in a dim area near a screen. Wish I remembered the rest.

Mass Murder

My mother and I were in her car at the intersection near the bank. We were waiting on a light. It was a really long red.

I looked over and noticed that there was a man standing in front of the bank. He had a large pistol and a bag. He was robbing the bank!

At first I thought he was doing it alone, but then I noticed that his accomplices were running out of the bank. There must have been 7-10 of these men, armed with large guns.

The men, dressed in black, begun to fire at the people waiting at the intersection. My mother suddenly shouted at me to duck near the floorboard, where I may be protected from bullets. I wanted her to just drive away, I didn't want her hurt either.

She forced me to the bottom of the car where I crouched between the front seat and the dashboard. I looked up to my mother, who was intently waiting for the light to turn green so we could find safety.

I held her hand, I was so afraid for her. I wanted to trade places with her, so that she could be unharmed. I didn't want her to get hurt from any bullets either. I wanted her to be safe. I felt her soft skin, just hoping that this moment wouldn't be the last that we would have together, as bullets flew like fireworks above us. The entire intersection had broke out into gunfire.

Still between the passenger seat and the dashboard, I watched as tens of US fighter planes flew above us as if we were in a war zone. We were, I guess.

The traffic light turned green.

Raining Hard

It was raining very hard. My mother was home, and no one else. She had the TV on. She went outside to do something, and while she was out I turned off every electrical appliance just so I could listen to the rain hitting the roof. It was wonderful.

Wind of Eternity

Something caused me to become lucid. It was really dark though. I wanted to be able to see...

I teleported myself out of darkness and arrived at the peak of a mountain. I wondered what I could do here. I wanted to get myself involved in something, so I decided to find a yeti.

I flew up near the clouds and searched for a yeti. I found one quick enough, and flew back down.

I lost sight of the yeti as I flew down, so I just decided to sit on the top of the mountain peak and think of something else. I knew that there was something I had to do, I just really couldn't think of it right now. The view here was amazing.

On a rock next to me there was four small little insects. They looked like tiny scorpions. I watched them skitter around on the rock.

A strong wind suddenly picked up, blowing away the tiny scorpion insects. The gust of air carried flower petals along with it. I followed the flower petals that rode with the wind.

I traveled with the gust and the flowers down the mountain. This divine wind lead to a temple hidden in the valley. The view of the temple was astounding - so much so that upon seeing it I lost most of my lucidity.



The inside architecture of the temple looked similar to that. Instead of having "square" frames, they were all arches.

There was a small contained river running through where the floor would be in the above picture. The river was held by marble. I looked down into the small river, and noticed that there were many, many flower petals floating in it.

There was a swinging bridge connecting one side of the temple to the other from across the small river. The swinging bridge was made out of vines and flowers. The temple was just insanely beautiful. It seemed as if divine light was shining through the archways.

It was evident that I had lost the majority of my lucidity when I got out a sketch book so that I could sketch this view of the temple. I wanted a great picture of it so I could post it on DV when I woke up.

Conveyor Belt Tour

Instead of hiking, the national park service decided to put conveyor belts that people could ride on to tour the scenery.

My family and Joe decided to ride on the conveyor belts. It not only took us through the parks and mountains, but also straight through the middle of stores and busy intersections.

There was one part of the tour that stood out the most. The bears had become both friendly and intelligent, and were talking to the park guests. I found this astounding as we passed visitors having deep philosophical discussions with the bears.

Wow, that temple sounds beautiful, Zukin.

Originally Posted by Nephanim

Wow, that temple sounds beautiful, Zukin.

I plan to make a return trip!

I'm a Bus Driver

I decided to find a part time job. Bree let me borrow her car, for some reason, and I drove it into town. I think her car was blue. I was having a lot of issues driving it. I felt really high in the air, as if I was driving a 100 foot tall tank. I accidentally spun out a few times.

I decided to get a part time job as a bus driver! I got a cool office too.

The deal was that I would be the bus driver for field trips, and then they would hook up the bus to a zip line and we'd ride it back to a platform in the trees, cause apparently that's where my office was.

I'll Just go ahead and date him FOR you

I was about to drive Joe home after school. We were looking for my car in the parking lot. I kept going to the wrong car.

I finally found it, and we loaded our stuff in the trunk.

"Zukin! ZUUUUUKIN!!!"

Joe and I both looked over to see a man standing in the far distance. He was calling my name, but I had no idea who he was. He was lanky and had blonde hair.

He walked over to Joe and I.

"Hey, I was wondering if you would like to go out sometime?" He asked.

"That would be a great idea!" Joe responded. WTF? I didn't even know this stranger and Joe is already all happy about him.

We all got in the car. The guy wanted to drive, no, insisted on driving.

Once we got on a steady rode, he left the steering wheel and sat in the backseat with Joe and I!

"Shouldn't you be attending to the wheel?" I asked him, nervously.

"It's a straight road," He responded casually as if I should have known.

It actually wasn't a straight road, it was uphill and curvy.

Joe and the guy got into a deep discussion. Joe had discovered that this guy's mind was very mechanistic just like his own. He was really getting to like this guy. He was practically dating him for me!

"Guard rail!" I shouted as the car hit the edge of a rail on the side of the road.

He tried to reach over suddenly and adjust the wheel but it was already too late. We crashed into the railing and then the car flew up into the air - maybe a good several hundred feet, did several flips, and landed in the middle of freaking no where.

We sat there for a moment, as the dust settled. I looked at the horizon, it was all hills and the sun was setting.

"Maybe we should just stay here, you know, until someone comes and finds us," Joe suggested.

"Sounds like a plan."

So we watched a movie about ducks.


Babies or Death

I was in some kind of house where women were captured. They were forced to have babies so that they could add to the gang or something. It was really strange.

In the beginning of the dream I was talking to some of the captured girls, they were still really young and giggly. Near the end they had become almost silent, it was strange.

In one scene I was in the kitchen. The phone rang and I answered it. On the other line I heard a girl, she sounded desperate: "---- is th--s you, can --- hear -- ? I n-- help, almost escaped ---! Need ---- pay the fare!"

"The fare..." I whispered, wondering what she meant and why she had to pay a fare.

"The fare?" A sharp woman's voice behind me asked. I jumped, the ring leader was behind me and she had heard the entire conversation on the phone.

"That bitch tried to escape my house again. She will be executed like the others."

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

"Sounds like a plan."

So we watched a movie about ducks.

XD Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere isn't quite so bad when you've got movies about ducks to watch.

Originally Posted by Nephanim

XD Getting stranded in the middle of nowhere isn't quite so bad when you've got movies about ducks to watch.

Yeah but the ending was depressing. I forgot what happened, but it left me pretty pissed off. I think one duck got taken advantage of.

All right, not much recall from last night.

I dreamed that my seeds sprouted. They had grown enormous and were already trying to bud flowers, all in only 3 days! I was astounded by this, and puzzled. It is still too early here to plant anything in the ground, it just recently snowed again so I wouldn't trust it at all yet. I knew that I didn't have much time though, at the rate that the plants were growing. I decided to put them into a bigger vase.

I also dreamed of a truck. I have no idea the significance of the truck, but I remember that it was on an air strip and it was going to fly.

Highway House

This dream was 3rd person. Captain Jack Sparrow was riding in the car with another person. He was in the passenger seat.

While cruising on the highway, they passed a few run down houses. A certain house caught his attention. He sort of left the car, like, went out of body and his spirit flew over to the house.

The house was strange. It was run down. The rooms of the house weren't connected interiorly, rather by sidewalks running all around the house. It was kind of beautiful, in a wicked way. A lot of the doors were too small, or the hallway leading to the house was cone shaped < , so the entrance was too small.

He walked around the front side of the house. The door was standing open, leading to darkness. He wanted to go inside. He heard a rattle, someone else was inside. Captain Jack Sparrow walked backwards, out into the street and away from the house. He then saw that row after row of houses like these were abandoned. They were dark, and looked burned. It was saddening.

He came to the edge of the sidewalk, where suddenly something invisible began to attack him. It hurt him, like a whip or an invisible dagger, and he fell to the ground - dead.

Waterfall House!

A group of friends and I decided to visit an old friend of mine.

I forgot the middle of the dream, but my old friend's house was our destination.

He lived in the middle of a waterfall. The water didn't hit the house but it went under it.

We talked on the porch. He was growing so many plants. They were all in vases. His porch almost looked like a green house.

"That would be really dangerous if you fell," I said as I pointed out to the raging rapids over large rocks about 20 feet below.

"Yeah, but no one has so far."

Overexpensive

I was trying on a bikini top. It was OK, but not one of my favorites.

I looked at the price tag: $5392. WTF.

I looked at the price tag for the jeans that I was about to try on. These jeans were on sale for $900. I decided not to shop here.

Lost power last night.

Saturday, April 23rd

Hiking BACK up the Mountain

I had been hiking in the mountains with my friends the earlier part of the weekend but had to come home for some mysterious reason. I got a call from my friends that it was blizzarding up there, and they needed food because their supply was diminishing.

There was a guy in the mountains. He was watching us and being creepy. I got mad, and started chasing him down the mountain. I chased him all the way to some stairwell in an apartment complex. He hid in Door 18.

Can't Communicate

I was in a foreign country. I was on top of a building where people were selling their goods. I was trying to buy a blanket when I realized that I couldn't speak the language that the locals spoke.

I asked the lady if she spoke English, when she looked puzzled, I asked if she spoke German. She didn't know either.

Bad day for Driving

In the first part of the dream, my mother and I were at an intersection. I looked in the rear view mirror. There was a black car coming up behind us, and it wasn't stopping! It smashed into us, performed several flips, and sat there smoking.

In the later part of the dream (this may have been an entirely different dream), I was again in the car with my mother. She was driving again, when we heard the distinctive wooo of a car becoming runaway. The car accelerated heavily and we could not stop it. She tried to dodge between cars. I couldn't believe this was happening again.

Beating People Up

I was chilling at school. I saw a group of "bullies". The main leader looked to be a freshman or a sophomore. He looked pretty scrawny.

The pack came over to me, and pretty much indicated that I was his new target. I wasn't going to let that happen. At the first hint of physical harassment, I pushed him to the ground and punched him in the face. That took care of him.

I watched as the group of bullies decided to find a new target. They chose RD. I could understand why they chose her, she was vulnerable, but I didn't want to see that happen. She really wouldn't understand why and she couldn't fight back.

They started being her up instead, so I took matters into my own hands and decided to attack all of them. They got their asses handed to them.

I wasn't able to recall much from last night even though I was able to sleep in today. I remember having a dream about doing a project in my 4th hour. The project was about a song, and how it described you. I was insistent on doing Bass Slut. LOL.

Call is Lost

My mother and I were driving on the county highway. She was looking for a good country property. I think she wanted to buy it, but I'm not sure why.

I got a text on my phone from my neighbor, who is saying that she broke into the house and is just roaming around. That didn't really bother me, but she began to tick me off when she started sending threatening messages.

I phoned my sister, who was apparently still at the house, and tried to tell her what was happening. The call was getting hard to hear though, and it said Call is Lost! on my phone.

Aluminum Winged Dove

I got a job at the township recreational center.

My job was to take care of the animals. It was like a mini zoo. I was basically in a cage, taking care of the other animals that were there. There were these beautiful doves. Their wings looked like fragile aluminum foil. There was a really old turtle too.

The township wanted to have a day where people could come in and look at the animals through their cages. They came, but the crowds got rioted and pushed through the barrier of the cage.

I got fired for apparently being stoned on the job, which I was not. They wanted to take me to court, but a lawyer said that I could counteract any charges they try to press against me because of the fact that I was working in the same vicinity as a rotting dead animal, which was laying under the fish tank (he showed me said animal).

Freshmen Mayhem

A few friends and I were volunteering to watch over a freshmen class. We were to be assistants for the class's Easter party. This class was really messed up though. A goth looking freshman stood up in the middle of class and peed on his neighbor. We realized that we didn't get enough eggs. In fact, we only had 12. It was a disaster.

Originally Posted by Queen Zukin

My job was to take care of the animals. It was like a mini zoo. I was basically in a cage, taking care of the other animals that were there. There were these beautiful doves. Their wings looked like fragile aluminum foil. There was a really old turtle too.

The more I try to picture it, the stranger the doves look... They sound cool, though.