Crappyest break up letter EVER!

This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

Outside: Dear John:

Inside:
Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?

Ah the infamous letter...

Well, at least you had the balls to read the whole letter...and post it on the Internet!

Sounds like you were a big jerk.

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Originally Posted by drewmandan

Sounds like you were a big jerk.

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:O

I wasn't a "Big Jerk", I was a good "friend", but I know I could have been a better "boyfriend". But I was not a jerk! But the letter smells nice, it has a perfume scent.

Lol she sounds like one of those stalker stuck up girlfriends, find someone more laid back.

Oh, I like them laid back ;)

Jk. She wasn't really stuck up. Just a bitch. Who thinks I don't got none balls. Well then. Guess she'ss never know the balls that she's mising out on. :P

AHHH REALITY...
That's not nice posting it..but damn your X is a bitch.

She'll never know, and I think she is proud of it.

Ha..Well she was a jerk.
I never liked her..She was to blah.
Sorry.

Sounds a little bitchy but honestly, if you were together for 6 months and never said you loved her once, I can see how she may feel toyed with. She probably had a genuine interest in you, and you didn't seem to show it back to her, which can be devastating to ones emotions.

But, there's two sides to every story of course.

:o Echo!

Reality..Ohh shocked face...AHHAHAHA.

I'm in fucking 9th Grade!!! And she want's me to say "I Love You"?

Wait till I'm 27... or really drunk.

hahaha..Please make it 27.

lol..
Try to imagine me drunk

No offense...
You would be really annoying...
Echo blah Im drunk bitch..blah.

I'd kill you, ha.

lol. Yea, I would not make for a good drunk.

But Stewie, oh Stewie!!

Your Ex is a bitch, but shouldn't this be in the lounge or something?

I don't know were it goes. Yea, probabally the lounge.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

lol. Yea, I would not make for a good drunk.

But Stewie, oh Stewie!!

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Ahahaha...


Hey is that how you really spell crappyest?


Or is it crappiest?

Umm... Irelivent!

EDIT: POST 500!!!

but getting drunk is relivent?
Silly reality..get a new girlfriend hoe.lol.

Meh, naa. I don't need one, it doesn't really matter at "this age"

Aha..no, I guess not.

I don't date and look at me...Ha, (Im a sad pathedic person), Im alright.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

Outside: Dear John:

Inside:
Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?

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If she never expressed that she wanted you to be more romantic (cuz that's what it sounds like she's mad about) and then decided to break-up like that, I would say that she's rather immature. I mean, just listen to her: "I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess!" She's confused affection with saying "I love you". Maturity teaches you that relationships should evolve at the speed of bonding. Doesn't matter if you've been together for years, if you're both mature about things you won't rush the "I love you" because it entails a greater commitment that is born out of affection and desire to be together. Love and being romantic are not the same things. One begats the other (affection---->love). You can't have love without affection but you CAN have affection without love, IMO.

She's sounds too immature so maybe you're better off...?

So how old is the "emofuck"?
You should right a funny letter back.

My letter:

Dear Stinky Poophead;

You are a bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch. I don't like you you stinky poop bitch!

I hate you,
-John

How old are you?

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

I'm in fucking 9th Grade!!! And she want's me to say "I Love You"?

Wait till I'm 27... or really drunk.

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I'm SO glad you let us know that! Hun, you're a kid! Live your life! If you were my son, I wouldn't even want you to be dating a girl who expects so much of you at such a young age. Honestly, that sort of thing is not good at any age. Relationships should not be controlled by the whims and expectations of society (in your case, peers). I get the feeling that if you truly felt that you loved her, you'd've at least tried to tell her. It's seems you were probably trying to form a deeper connection with her but it hadn't happened yet. Am I right?

I know others may think that I'm being presumptuous given that I don't know all of her story. To me, your (presumed) age says it all and it's enough of a reason to run screaming from girls like that. You're just too young to have this kind of drama. Follow your heart. If this makes others turn their back on you, that's how you know who's truly on your side.

Be good to others but always look out for #1. :)

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Originally Posted by theyearthreethousand

How old are you?

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Check his profile, it says 16.

Also, that letter wasn't very nice. :\
I agree with Brainchild.

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Originally Posted by theyearthreethousand

How old are you?

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Are you talking about the letter I wrote? I was kidding...

But she is a stinky poop bitch...

Is this DV or a grade 6 class note passing database?

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

Outside: Dear John:

Inside:
Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?

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Lol. Is she trying to call you emo? Sounds like she's a hypocrite. She sounds like the kind of girl that you break up with and she still tries to keep tabs on you.

I was just interested in your age in relation to your problems. my only advice is to stay positive and to do the things that make you happy as often as possible. it's not cool to be depressed. when i was 16 i basically didn't have a care in the world...

Oh. I really don't care, I'm not depressed about this.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

My letter:

Dear Stinky Poophead;

You are a bitch. Bitch, bitch, bitch. I don't like you you stinky poop bitch!

I hate you,
-John

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What the hell...Ha.
You tell her.."John.."

lol, should I really give her a letter like that? And WHAT THE FUCK IS JOHN???

You should...
And dear John letters are brake up letters.

Are you sure you're not depressed, because I just read "Am I really wrong?".

I said I was not depressed about that.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

lol, should I really give her a letter like that? And WHAT THE FUCK IS JOHN???

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You should write a letter telling her to grow up.

I got an idea! Let's have a contest!
Who ever posts the best letter I should give to her wins!

Hey My X girlfriend..Grow up emowhore.
Love,"John."

lol. Any others?

Dear Jane,

Hey harlot, "John" here. I just figured I'd write this letter to you to let you know a few things. Yes, I know I never said I love you, and I'm sorry for that, SIKE! But seriously, I don't tell people I love them when I don't. Moreover, please refrain from calling me emo when you send me a letter that reeks of your emotional stench. If you were trying to bring me down with that letter, you failed horribly. Also, I hope you didn't cry and eat your way through too many tubs of ice cream while watching The Notebook a few times while you wrote that letter to me. You're a silly bitch and you should really grow up. Quit sucking the tit and realize you don't get everything the way you want it in life.

Later bitch,
"John"

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

lol. Any others?

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Hey Sweetie,

Have fun getting your head shrunk for the next 30 years.

Sip bile,
"John"

:laugh:

But for real, you're young and she's young. Just let her be (she may be crazy, lol). That'll ruffle her feathers enough AND it'll keep your stress level low.

Er yeah, skipped reading page 2 there. :P Confuzzelled me?

I think you're both losers. She calls you ridiculous names, you post it on the internet. :roll:

I can understand her wanting to feel like she had a boyfriend rather than a friend. She's probably just a little more mature in terms of relationships than you are. If you don't want to have an actual girlfriend, don't ask girls out yet.

She asked me out. And I posted it because I thought it was comic.

Hmm I dunno I'd rather not:

a) tell a guy I love him if we've only been together for 6 months and he isn't my ideal boyfriend (sounds like she needs to be doted up frequenly, very needy and you couldn't or wouldn't do that for her, so it makes it weird that she tells you she loves you)

b) want a guy to tell me he loves me if he doesn't really. That for some stupid reason takes a relationship to a whole new level, but I wouldn't want the relationship to go there like that if it was all based on LIES.

So actually you were right, and out of respect for her emotions you didn't lie about loving her, and it's a good thing you didn't love her (hopefully you don't, especially if you never told her and that's why you broke up) because it turns out she's the fucked up one, falling so deeply in love with someone and then pulling a complete 180 :shock:

So yea, actually she's the stupid "emofuck" (whatever that may be) in this situation, imo.

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Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

Outside: Dear John:

Inside:
Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?

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She only said all that because she was hurt. If she wasn't hurt by something you've done (or didn't do) then she wouldn't have responded so harshly. Don't get angered and call her a bitch...calling you names and acting in anger is her only way to vent. Usually the emotions during breakup trials fluctuate from anger to sorrow filled tears and back and forth. Believe it or not, she's probably hurting by this. If you want some advice and are genuinely interested in getting her back or remaining friends with her...I suggest you disarm her anger by shooting at her with calmness, disarm her hurt by shooting at her with sympathy and understanding. Disarm her offensiveness by NOT being defensive, hear her out, don't interrupt and seriously try and resolve what happened.

If you don't give a fuck though...disregard this entire post. This post only assumes that you CARE about her and her feelings. ;)

meh, it would be nice to stay friends with her, because alot of her friends are my friends. That I want a shot at. :D

You should tell her you posted the letter on the internet and now everyone is laughing at her.

Then YOU get the last laugh.

Nah that's pretty bad, if I did that I wouldn't want ANYONE to know...

She hasn't the faintest idea of what love truely is. Moron.

And sorry, but you don't love someone after a month of dating!!! God, it pisses me off everytime I walk around school and see some of my friends who have been going out for what.... A WEEK?!?!?!?!?? Telling each other that they love each other. Stupidity.

If in a relationship you managed to piss someone off so badly you did something wrong. But hey, at least you can amuse people on the internet with it.

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I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess!

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I find this part slightly amusing.

Send her a sweet, loving reply (as a friend). Be honest; word nicely. Tell her how funny her letter was, and that she'd be good on stage. :D

Dear..(whatever her name is.)
Your love letter was really mean, I think we are should brake up.
Love,
John.

well we can't say if she is a bitch..

she is probably right..

we don't know you.. you could be all that she says.

emofuck ayy

ahah unlucky

why would you ever post this on a forum? you think we are your friends here, and will comfort you? On the contrary, I'm laughing at you right now. Perhaps if you had spent less time on this forum and more time with her you wouldnt be visiting dating/animal fetish sites again looking for a new *girlfriend*

and 6months and you didn't say you love her.. what you with her for? some fuckin action?

I say

YOU GOWW GURRL

aha

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Originally Posted by Lunica

well we can't say if she is a bitch..

she is probably right..

we don't know you.. you could be all that she says.

emofuck ayy

ahah unlucky

why would you ever post this on a forum? you think we are your friends here, and will comfort you? On the contrary, I'm laughing at you right now. Perhaps if you had spent less time on this forum and more time with her you wouldnt be visiting dating/animal fetish sites again looking for a new *girlfriend*

and 6months and you didn't say you love her.. what you with her for? some fuckin action?

I say

YOU GOWW GURRL

aha

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He's already stated the letter didn't depress him or anything, so why would he need our comfort? He's also stated he found the letter as comical. He also stated he wasn't with her for some "action."

I say

U REED GURL.

I feel that it does not matter what a relationship is based on as long as both parties are upfront about what they want. If she never told him that she was having these concerns, how was he to know? And what's up with the "time-limit" on saying the big 'L'?

Folks set themselves up to be unhappy (referring to the girl).

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Originally Posted by nitsuJ

He's already stated the letter didn't depress him or anything, so why would he need our comfort? He's also stated he found the letter as comical. He also stated he wasn't with her for some "action."

I say

U REED GURL.

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This makes me think of you

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Originally Posted by Brainchild

I feel that it does not matter what a relationship is based on as long as both parties are upfront about what they want. If she never told him that she was having these concerns, how was he to know? And what's up with the "time-limit" on saying the big 'L'?

Folks set themselves up to be unhappy (referring to the girl).

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I agree, you don't have to "love" someone to date them, and there's no certain point in time when "love" just occurs. Also, her reference to another couple saying they "love" each other is irrelevant. Just because they "love" each other doesn't mean everyone together does/will. She should have addressed her problems to him if she was that torn up over them. I think her letter showed she's really immature how she belittled herself to having to curse at him.

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Originally Posted by Lunica

http://www.myspace.com/shitterofbathtub

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I'm sure this is some variant of tubgirl, if it isn't tubgirl. I'd rather not look. Please refrain from posting bullshit in here, this is extended discussion, not senseless banter.

TUBGIRL

wtf you perv.. that sounds grim

its MUSIC

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Originally Posted by Lunica

TUBGIRL

wtf you perv.. that sounds grim

its MUSIC

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It's not really perverted, it's more of horrendously disgusting.

Why would someone remind you of music?

It could be worse.

A Dramatic Reading:

Click.

LOL! I can't stop laughing!

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Originally Posted by ExoByte

It could be worse.

A Dramatic Reading:

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man thats amazing

ID RATHER DATE A SPIDER

ahaha

"i have better things to to right now then remember...YOU! "

made me lawl

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Er yeah, skipped reading page 2 there. :P Confuzzelled me?

I think you're both losers. She calls you ridiculous names, you post it on the internet. :roll:

I can understand her wanting to feel like she had a boyfriend rather than a friend. She's probably just a little more mature in terms of relationships than you are. If you don't want to have an actual girlfriend, don't ask girls out yet.

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QFT

From the sounds of it, you are a dick. Especially since you presented her at her worst (when she's pissed off and vindictive) and you still just sound like a dick. And to top it off, you are broadcasting your personal life and hers on the internet.

Wow, you are an emofuck asshole.

I hate u mor than anything in this damned WORLDDDdddddddddddd

Oh god that was hilarious...

If there is one thing I can't stand though, is how people don't take the time to actually spell things out correctly and use correct puncuation...on letters that is. Not the internet...I'm over that.

Edit: Well, just be glad you didn't have a gf as bad as mine...

Slayer, your only girlfriend is your right hand.

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

From the sounds of it, you are a dick. Especially since you presented her at her worst (when she's pissed off and vindictive) and you still just sound like a dick. And to top it off, you are broadcasting your personal life and hers on the internet.

Wow, you are an emofuck asshole.

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QFT.

Tbh, I think she couldve a little bit nicer about it. Really just sounds like shes kinda a bee-otch lol

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Originally Posted by Xaqaria

From the sounds of it, you are a dick. Especially since you presented her at her worst (when she's pissed off and vindictive) and you still just sound like a dick. And to top it off, you are broadcasting your personal life and hers on the internet.

Wow, you are an emofuck asshole.

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I hope you're joking. Because you made me laugh.

That makes two of us.

Three of us!

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Originally Posted by Mes Tarrant

Slayer, your only girlfriend is your right hand.

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How do you know he's not left handed or ambidextrous? I guess the second one would make him polygamous.


Oh, I lol'd as well.

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Originally Posted by Pensive Patrick

I hope you're joking. Because you made me laugh.

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I'm serious, but I put it in a comical way.

To be completely serious about the subject for a moment. Reality_is_a_dream is obviously a child. The fact that the obviously immature girl who wrote that letter still is able to be more grown up than him is a testament to that. He treated this girl poorly and wants us all to laugh along with him at her expense when she is down. He says all he did wrong was treat her like a friend, which shows that he obviously doesn't know how much it hurts to be treated with such a luke-warm attitude by someone you care for. He says now that it doesn't bother him at all that she's mad at him, which makes me wonder what he was even in the relationship for in the first place. He obviously wasn't truly friends with the girl even though thats how he admits treating her, and so we must assume he was lying to her for 6 months for his own reasons; possibly just to be seen having a girlfriend. This opens up the possibility that he's in the closet, or maybe the whole time he was trying to get at her friends through her like he alluded to later on in the thread.

All in all, I foresee a string of bad relationships in his future, until the time comes when he learns how to actually treat other people with respect.

I have to admit, Xaqria, you do make a handful of good points. But the puropse of me posting the letter was to "kick her when she was down"? Oh course not! I posted it to get a few laughs, and to make sure I wasn't in denial about this being funny. I feel bad that her view is skewed to this point, that she want's me to tell her I loved her after a short 6 months. Does "Love" devolope after 6 months between two 15 year olds? I think not. I think she needs to "need" less, and accept that not everyone is perfect. And if I was "in the closet", I would have gotten someone that I was seen with; the only time that we were "together" was online and when I was at her friends house (my neighbor). And I was kidding about wanting a shot with them.