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    1. 09-11-2008 12:43 AM #1
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      Crappyest break up letter EVER!

      This is what I got today. Note the only thing I did "wrong" was treat her like a friend, got a girlfriend.

      Outside: Dear John:

      Inside:
      Dear Benjamin, (Who probably doesn’t have the balls to read this whole letter)

      If you are reading this, it is over between us. Why? Because you are an insensitive assfuck, to put it kindly. I am trying to be civil, though I don’t see why I should. At first, I thought we could make this work, but one-sided relationships hurt. Really bad. If you didn’t want to go out with me, why say yes? Dod you do it to make me feel better? Well, congratulations, you failed. Honestly, you emofuck. I’m glad I’m breaking up with you, because you don’t deserve a girlfriend. I hope you read this whole letter, just so you know what an asshole you are! I mean, we went out for 6 months and you couldn‘t even tell me you loved me! Meg and Kyle have been going out for a month and he treats her like a princess! You, on the other hand, treated me like shit. You know, I declined going out with *****, who treated me like he should, because I was praying that you’d treat me better… like something more than a friend. But of course, you never did. I wish I could see your reaction to this letter, but it would mean looking at yout ugly face. Well, goodbye, for good. Your ex-girlfriend, ****

      PS: If you don’t get why I wrote “Dear John”, you’re even dumber than I thought.


      Anyone esle think this bitch is.. well.. a bitch?

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    2. 09-11-2008 12:53 AM #2
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      Ah the infamous letter...

      Well, at least you had the balls to read the whole letter...and post it on the Internet!
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    3. 09-11-2008 12:53 AM #3
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      Sounds like you were a big jerk.
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    4. 09-11-2008 12:54 AM #4
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      Quote Originally Posted by drewmandan View Post
      Sounds like you were a big jerk.
      :O

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    5. 09-11-2008 12:58 AM #5
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      I wasn't a "Big Jerk", I was a good "friend", but I know I could have been a better "boyfriend". But I was not a jerk! But the letter smells nice, it has a perfume scent.

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    6. 09-11-2008 01:08 AM #6
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      Lol she sounds like one of those stalker stuck up girlfriends, find someone more laid back.
      Raised by: Gothlark, Sythix, KuRoSaKi.

      Adopted: Snoop, Grandius, Linxx, Anti_nation.

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    7. 09-11-2008 01:17 AM #7
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      Oh, I like them laid back

      Jk. She wasn't really stuck up. Just a bitch. Who thinks I don't got none balls. Well then. Guess she'ss never know the balls that she's mising out on.

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    8. 09-11-2008 01:21 AM #8
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      AHHH REALITY...
      That's not nice posting it..but damn your X is a bitch.
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    9. 09-11-2008 01:23 AM #9
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      She'll never know, and I think she is proud of it.

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    10. 09-11-2008 01:24 AM #10
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      Ha..Well she was a jerk.
      I never liked her..She was to blah.
      Sorry.
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    11. 09-11-2008 01:25 AM #11
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      Sounds a little bitchy but honestly, if you were together for 6 months and never said you loved her once, I can see how she may feel toyed with. She probably had a genuine interest in you, and you didn't seem to show it back to her, which can be devastating to ones emotions.

      But, there's two sides to every story of course.
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    12. 09-11-2008 01:25 AM #12
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      Echo!

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    13. 09-11-2008 01:26 AM #13
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      Reality..Ohh shocked face...AHHAHAHA.
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    14. 09-11-2008 01:26 AM #14
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      I'm in fucking 9th Grade!!! And she want's me to say "I Love You"?

      Wait till I'm 27... or really drunk.

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    15. 09-11-2008 01:27 AM #15
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      hahaha..Please make it 27.
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    16. 09-11-2008 01:29 AM #16
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      lol..
      Try to imagine me drunk

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      No offense...
      You would be really annoying...
      Echo blah Im drunk bitch..blah.

      I'd kill you, ha.
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    18. 09-11-2008 01:32 AM #18
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      lol. Yea, I would not make for a good drunk.

      But Stewie, oh Stewie!!

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    19. 09-11-2008 01:32 AM #19
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      Your Ex is a bitch, but shouldn't this be in the lounge or something?
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    20. 09-11-2008 01:32 AM #20
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      I don't know were it goes. Yea, probabally the lounge.

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      Quote Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream View Post
      lol. Yea, I would not make for a good drunk.

      But Stewie, oh Stewie!!

      Ahahaha...


      Hey is that how you really spell crappyest?


      Or is it crappiest?
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    22. 09-11-2008 01:37 AM #22
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      Umm... Irelivent!

      EDIT: POST 500!!!

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    23. 09-11-2008 01:38 AM #23
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      but getting drunk is relivent?
      Silly reality..get a new girlfriend hoe.lol.
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    24. 09-11-2008 01:41 AM #24
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      Meh, naa. I don't need one, it doesn't really matter at "this age"

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    25. 09-11-2008 01:42 AM #25
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      Aha..no, I guess not.

      I don't date and look at me...Ha, (Im a sad pathedic person), Im alright.
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