for someone 16 to feel the effects for the first time, and what is a good way to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing?
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for someone 16 to feel the effects for the first time, and what is a good way to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing?
1 beer as fast as you can and you would feel 'different'
depends on your weight really, but i dont condone such actions as the resulting consequence would be that you will be ripped apart over and over for all eternity in hell, and blah-blah-blah
5 feet tall, 122 pounds.
I would down a twelver just to be on the safe side, and if your parents give you any crap just smack them around.
Yeah it will depend on your body size, your intake and tolerance level also. It will depend on what percentage/proof (half the proof = the percentage, so 100 proof = 50% alcohol) of alcohol is in the beer also, or whatever you'll be drinking. Since you've never done it before, it won't take many for you to feel effects. First major thing you'll probably feel are your lips getting numb. I wouldn't drink past about 5 if I were you though. Maybe not even near 5. It won't take much. The faster you drink it, the faster the effects will come to you, BUT beer is usually an acquired taste. You can't relate the taste of beer to anything else. If you drink something like liquor, be ready for the taste of alcohol. Beer it's not that easy to taste the alcohol. If you want to drink something though with alcohol in it and you don't really like beer, try things like Smirnoff Ice, or Bacardi.
There won't be a good way to take it away without them knowing, unless there's just tons of beer cans in the fridge.
I also wouldn't suggest you get hammered at your age. If you ever do drink a lot of alcohol, make sure you stop yourself when you start getting drunk, pace yourself when you drink. It's not very fun getting so drunk you get sick and puke all over the place. Hangovers suck dick. So when you drink I'd suggest eating a lot of foods that will soak the alcohol up and drinking lots of liquids, like water during/after you drink. But, if you don't get really drunk, I doubt you'll get a hangover. Also, be ready to piss quite a bit. Alcohol runs through you pretty fast and will clean you out good.
If you're anything like my friend with a low tolerance level, you'll be feeling effects by your first beer you'll probably be drunk by 5. Depending on how fast you drink them. Also if you move around a lot while you drink it'll effect you more. Like do something that gets your blood pumping.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
How about, like, 2 beers in 10 minutes? That is reasonable for me.
I also heard somthing to the effect of leaving apple cider outside for a few days will make it alchahol, is that shit true :shock:
dont do that - the cider thing
I don't know about the apple cider thing.. I really doubt it, but I'm not for sure. It'd have to ferment and all that fun jazz. You could research into it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Yeah 2 beers in 10 minutes, you'll feel effects probably, but won't get drunk. Fair warning though, don't open it up and guzzle it. Take a small/medium drink first so you'll know what to expect. Beer isn't the best tasting thing in the world. What kind of beer are you drinking?
EDIT: Cider is a natural, liquid beverage that is obtained from the pressing of a finely ground fruit such as apples. Under the proper conditions, it undergoes a natural fermentation process, which yields an alcoholic juice. Cider has been made for thousands of years, however it has only recently seen a significant rise in popularity.
I wouldn't consider leaving it outside proper, and I wouldn't try it.
I don't know the kind of beer, whatever I can scavenge :P
Yea, I don't believe it either. My dad told me :?
Well, it would eventually ferment and become an alcohol, but I wouldn't do it. It takes a month or more to ferment anyways.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Depending on the beer, some have more alcohol in them than others. Most beer is weak though. Does your parents know you're going to try some?
Naa, but they have thought I was sneaking beers since I was 12, so what's the worst that can happen?
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what's the worst that can happen?
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you will be ripped apart over and over for all eternity in hell, and blah-blah-blah
Ha, well.. don't get into too much trouble.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Drinking isn't that big of a deal.. it's over rated. It gets rather boring after you do it a lot. I used to party all the damn time, my friends always wanted to party so I did, it got boring to me after a while. It's a waste of money really. I still drink, and party some, just not as much.
Any advice for stealing my parent's beers?
I don't know if they keep track.
How do they have them? Do they leave them in the cases, or do they have them in their individually/bottles?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
If they're in there individually/bottles, are there a lot? If they're connected by that plastic thing, do they take off of only one or many of them?
If they're in cases, how many cases are there? Are many of them open? How big is the case? 12, 24, more?
right now, in the fridge, there are 4 of one kind and 2 of another
we also have a liquor cabinate, I'm sure I can mix something up and take that
They are usually in a 6 pack, always in bottles.
My friend's dad, on the other hand (who I am gonna try this with), has countless cans, and I'm thinking that'll be my best bet. Only thing is that they are on those 6 pack rings. the wife buys bulk. :P
RiaD, just drink a beer or 2 at first, and then don't drink no more then that, and see how it effects you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Second off, you don't want to start drinking....
Third off, take the beers when there not around, drink the beers, get rid of the cans so they wont know about them. Go brush your teeth and take a shower(that way they cant smell it on you of course. Thats the only way there going to find out)
Fourth, Straight face lie to them if they ask you any questions.
Stare them directly in the eyes as relaxed as possible and say, "i didn't take any beers"
Unless that's not what you do, if they ask you any questions, pre plan what you will say, and then just act natural and tell them you didn't drink any beer.
(you can tell i haven't stole any beer before eh ? :D )
At some point i just gave up the lieing and started saying, Yeah i took the beers, big deal. That was of course around the time after i turned 18 tho. they adventally find out when 6 beers are missing out of the refrigerator and the tequila bottle is half empty.... heh.
(RiaD, is going to drink no matter what we tell him, we should give him the best advice possible since chances are we have all been in the same situation :D )
Well, you'd probably have a better chance at your dad's friend's alcohol.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
You could try liquor, but don't drink a lot. Especially if it's a real high percentage of alcohol. Liquor is stronger than beer, and it'll taste way stronger too.
Do like TheMoon said also, if ever asked, lie about it.
Some other things to take the smell of alcohol off your breath would be to eat onions, peanut butter, things like that.
Showers and brushing teeth though help big time. That's what I used to do when I'd come home from parties.
How much of what percentage is good? (1 glass of 20%, ect) for a first time?
I don't know.. there's no certain number. It will depend on your tolerance level. 20% is pretty weak for a liquor. The lowest percentage in a liquor I've ever had is 17% and that's Hpnotiq. Most alcohols I drink are 40% plus. I'd say since it's your first time, maybe drink half a glass of a %40 percent, if you can find one, then wait about 10-20 minutes to see if you feel any type of effects, then try again. I wouldn't drink over a glass your first try though.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Unless it's beer, right?
By the way, thanks. You knowlege is beyond your underage years. :P
Yeah beer is weak, most anyways. I think Bud Light is like 2.?% alcohol. Steel Reserve (never had it but heard it's disgusting) is like 6% or 7% one. They all differ from each other. What type of beer does your dad and dad's friend have? Or do you know?Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
For beer, you could just drink that out of the can, or bottle. One or two beers would be good for your first try.
My first time drinking, the first type of alcohol ever I had was Smirnoff Ice (it was the orange flavored one, I forgot the name though [something twist I think], that was the only time I drank it). Smirnoff Ice is 5.?% alcohol, they're good if you want something with flavor to it. I can't get drunk off of them easily though, I usually get full off of them, they don't go through you like beer and liquors, or not for me anyways. I never got drunk from that 1 Smirnoff, but the second time I drank I had 8 Bud Lights, and I was pretty lit. I wouldn't say drunk, but I was REALLY BUZZED.
My dad is into the micro brews and my friend's dad just buys chea shit like Bud
Play it safe. I remember the first time me and a couple of mates got drunk (I was 13 at the time, so naturally I was an idiot), we had about a litre of absolut vodka, a few beers and a few alco-pops.
I had drunk a little before that, so I understood what was coming, but some of my friends had never been properly drunk before. I drank 2 beers, an alcopop and a shot of vodka and i was nicely drunk, so decided not to push my luck (being 13 and all).
I went inside my friends house, came back outside, and witnessed two of my friends sculling the rest of the absolut straight from the bottle. I then realised that shit was about to go nuts. And it did. And I helped clean up alot of vomit that night and one of those two friends hasn't touched hard liqour since.
I know I might sound like a fussy parent at the moment even though i'm just a fellow 16 y.o, but try really gauge your limits before hitting the hard stuff. I've heard too many stories from friends who have drank too much on the first time and never gone near the drink again. Funner in moderation also, gets boring very fast on its own, so appreciate it while its new :P.
I'd go with the Bud Light then. It'll also be safer since he has a larger supply.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Like SmoothGroove said, and I said earlier, pace yourself when you drink. Just don't guzzle alcohol down (especially if it's strong), it'll hit you hard. Drink until you start feeling a buzz, try to maintain the buzz. If you get drunk,be sure you can stop yourself, just try to keep a good buzz. It's sometimes hard to stop yourself when you get drunk, you may keep on and eventually pass out.
I mean, for my first time, I can't pull off more than two beers, and then there is my friend, who will want some, so I's either start off with 1 or watch him with 2. no way could I take 2+ first time
It'll take you about 2-4 beers to start feeling tipsy.
You should buy 2 40oz's of Olde English per person... it'll come to like 3 dollars a piece and it'll get you pretty good.
An don't steal liquor from your parents... that's shady as hell.
How else do I get it?
Beer tastes crappy unless you're already drunk with very few exceptions (Corona and Yeungling)
Just snort Vodka, I heard it is possible to get drunk insanely fast that way (all the blood-vessels inside your nose can just absorb the alcohol straight into your blood-stream).
5 liters would do the trick.
Have fun!
two 40oz of old E is the stupidest thing I've read in this thread.
He's never drank before!
The stupidest thing, or the best newspaper article about underage drinking?Quote:
Originally Posted by poliganometry
That's what I thought.
Yeah don't do the apple cider fermenting thing. If you do it wrong you can get some methanol in the product which can make you go blind if you drink too much. I think it's illegal to do that anyways. Just find your parents liquor stash and take a few shots. They won't even notice. My parents like to hide it in the kitchen cabinets above the fridge since they're hard to reach.
Funnel a pint and you should be well away :)
Is your dad pretty easy going? If he is you should ask him sometime if you can drink a little bit of a beer.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
The title sounds like some hillbilly folk song :lol:
How many beers can a man drink down, before you call him a man?
Fucking ME TOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by blahaha
He is, but I'll wait till he offers me a sip, it's alot more likelyQuote:
Originally Posted by nitsuJ
lol. That ninja!Quote:
Originally Posted by ninja9578
lol @ short people.Quote:
Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream
Holy shit, this shouldn't be complicated. Go buy a six pack and go nuts.
Actually I'm 6'2. A few of the cabinets in my kitchen are pretty high up there.Quote:
Originally Posted by Neruo
So which of the two are your parents, Giants or Ninjas?Quote:
Originally Posted by blahaha
a good way to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing is to take booze from mom and dad without them knowing
seriously, got no older friends to buy them for you?
I was able to get drunk out of my mind off four beers when I was 16-17. Twelve beers might send a new drinker to the emergency room. Alcohol is the most dangerous drug in the world. Everybody needs to keep that in mind. It is legal because politicians love it, but it is a big time killer.Quote:
Originally Posted by The Enterer
Oh my God! Somebody document this as the most delayed resurrection in the history of this site. I remember you from like three years ago, and this is the first time I have seen you here since then. Welcome back! :boogie:Quote:
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