Thread: How many beers does it take

Any advice for stealing my parent's beers?
I don't know if they keep track.

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

Any advice for stealing my parent's beers?
I don't know if they keep track.

How do they have them? Do they leave them in the cases, or do they have them in their individually/bottles?

If they're in there individually/bottles, are there a lot? If they're connected by that plastic thing, do they take off of only one or many of them?

If they're in cases, how many cases are there? Are many of them open? How big is the case? 12, 24, more?

right now, in the fridge, there are 4 of one kind and 2 of another

we also have a liquor cabinate, I'm sure I can mix something up and take that

They are usually in a 6 pack, always in bottles.

My friend's dad, on the other hand (who I am gonna try this with), has countless cans, and I'm thinking that'll be my best bet. Only thing is that they are on those 6 pack rings. the wife buys bulk.

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

right now, in the fridge, there are 4 of one kind and 2 of another

we also have a liquor cabinate, I'm sure I can mix something up and take that

They are usually in a 6 pack, always in bottles.

My friend's dad, on the other hand (who I am gonna try this with), has countless cans, and I'm thinking that'll be my best bet. Only thing is that they are on those 6 pack rings. the wife buys bulk.

Well, you'd probably have a better chance at your dad's friend's alcohol.

You could try liquor, but don't drink a lot. Especially if it's a real high percentage of alcohol. Liquor is stronger than beer, and it'll taste way stronger too.

Do like TheMoon said also, if ever asked, lie about it.

Some other things to take the smell of alcohol off your breath would be to eat onions, peanut butter, things like that.

Showers and brushing teeth though help big time. That's what I used to do when I'd come home from parties.

How much of what percentage is good? (1 glass of 20%, ect) for a first time?

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

How much of what percentage is good? (1 glass of 20%, ect) for a first time?

I don't know.. there's no certain number. It will depend on your tolerance level. 20% is pretty weak for a liquor. The lowest percentage in a liquor I've ever had is 17% and that's Hpnotiq. Most alcohols I drink are 40% plus. I'd say since it's your first time, maybe drink half a glass of a %40 percent, if you can find one, then wait about 10-20 minutes to see if you feel any type of effects, then try again. I wouldn't drink over a glass your first try though.

Unless it's beer, right?

By the way, thanks. You knowlege is beyond your underage years.

Originally Posted by Reality_is_a_Dream

Any advice for stealing my parent's beers?
I don't know if they keep track.

RiaD, just drink a beer or 2 at first, and then don't drink no more then that, and see how it effects you.

Second off, you don't want to start drinking....

Third off, take the beers when there not around, drink the beers, get rid of the cans so they wont know about them. Go brush your teeth and take a shower(that way they cant smell it on you of course. Thats the only way there going to find out)

Fourth, Straight face lie to them if they ask you any questions.

Stare them directly in the eyes as relaxed as possible and say, "i didn't take any beers"

Unless that's not what you do, if they ask you any questions, pre plan what you will say, and then just act natural and tell them you didn't drink any beer.

(you can tell i haven't stole any beer before eh ? )

At some point i just gave up the lieing and started saying, Yeah i took the beers, big deal. That was of course around the time after i turned 18 tho. they adventally find out when 6 beers are missing out of the refrigerator and the tequila bottle is half empty.... heh.

(RiaD, is going to drink no matter what we tell him, we should give him the best advice possible since chances are we have all been in the same situation )