For chuff's sake... why are people still having fucking children?
I thought that by 2009 people would have come to their senses.
I am pissed off to an abnormal extent because of stuff like this. I had a mate at school tell me, in defense of having a child, "It's our purpose as an animal to have children". WTF? We're not animals though, we're people! We're here because we are able to procreate, not because we have to! It's times like this when I wish that Darwin had never come up with his theory in the first place.
I tell you guys with all the honesty of my heart, there is little I could do on this Earth which would make me feel more guilty than having a child. Have I to spell out the reasons?
1) The world is overpopulated (which by the way is a MASSIVE problem). Slowing down population increase would lead to less unemployment, less demand on natural resources, less demand for housing and services, more money for the state to go into useful things... you name it.
2) Having a child is a completely selfish act. The only reasons that you would have your own child rather than adopt is to pass on your genes, because it saves you a few quid (oh, what justification), or to make a 'product' of you and your partner's love, whatever the fuck that means.
3) Why bring a new life into the world when it's as shit as it is? Optimists take your head out of your ass for this one. I know it smells so chuffing nice up there but please open your eyes.
4) Why bring a new life into the world when there are orphanages full of children in need of a parent? From my experience I find that the majority of children brought up like this turn into uber-chavs who will boost teenage pregnancy rates.
5) If you're a (mainstream) Christian or Muslim, why bring a child into the world when there is the risk of a fiery fucking hell at the end of it? And wouldn't it do better to adopt a child to save them for sure rather than making a new soul which could end up rejecting your sadistic fucked up heretic doctrine?
6) Isn't adoption more rewarding than having your own child? After all, you've provided a deprived child with a new home and life, and you can make it good for them. You've improved something that's already there, not chucked another little mofo into the world and left the orphan to rot.
7) The less children there are around, the less children there are for child molesters to mishandle. I only used this example for shock value but really I mean any type of child abuse.
8) By not having a child you show the world that you are not going to risk a life (literally) just to conform to a 'accepted' moral obligation. Which is a good thing.
9) You will have the satisfaction of saying to the proud father, "So... you're biggest achievement in life is that you stuck your dick into a woman, wiggled it around a bit and by a miracle a baby popped out? Nice".
10) You don't have to bother with having or putting up with a baby.
The last two are dependant on your own character I guess, but still, in light of all this, I find it impossible to justify having a child.
Hast ye any rebuttle, and I shall gladly pwn it.
Dankeschen.
- THE RYSTA