That totally reminds me of a Jimmy Neutron episode where evil pants tried to take over the world. ;)
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So my friends and I were hanging out and one of them started flying and I realized, "Holy shit you can fly in real life not just dreams!" and started flying, too, using all the techniques I learned from lucid dreaming... meh close enough.
+ Richard Dreyfus is in the family and I'm proud of this. He's sitting at a table in front of us just chilling. With a couple days of stubble on his face. My immediate family members are in the other room swearing up a storm. My sister and bro-in-law also know famous people, and there are others. I think of telling this to a new person in the family to impress them.
+ Swimming in a pool PACKED (body to body) with people. Clothed I think. I try to swim underneath them.
+ Swimming through the produce aisle, I wish they'd move it farther away from the sporty swimming lanes as its getting in my way. A clerk mentions they could shorten the name tags of the produce (to help with making the aisle take less room!?)
+ At my grandparent's house. Snowy outside. Little relative girl running naked into traffic, just walking right in the road amongst the cars. I go save her. I can't remember her name at first, then remembered it. Some tween-aged kids make fun of me on the sidewalk on the way back to the house.
+ My old (deceased) dog running into traffic, I pick him up, some woman pushes him out of the way farther away from me and I'm annoyed by this since I have to reach farther to pick him up.
+ Shopping for gymnast tights in downtown B. The gymnasts are there, I should see what they're wearing so I can buy the right size and then donate the tights to the team (just remembered this one spontaneously, forgot this previously).
+ In a gas station riding on a motorcycle with a faulty clutch cable (it's sticking on something I can't pull it all the way in). I pull the clutch cable hard to "fix" it and immediately think this is a bad idea. I test it to make sure it still works and does. I wonder if I should go pick up the thing I need to pick up on the motorcycle or with the car.
+ I'm a double agent for Her Majesty. We're standing near the corner of a large outdoor fenced field, I approach her and see around the corner there's a guy hiding from her. I tell her to get down so she's not seen, also wanted to protect the identity of the hiding guy. I say to her any time you need my services, just call me and I will come.
+ I see a tall skinny apartment building is on fire, initially through the reflection of another building. I have my backpack on. I walk resolutely to the building a bit nervous but knowing I must help. I'll try to catch someone who jumps, I decide. A guy pushes me aside with some comment like that's a stupid thing to do. A woman mentions I'll probably break (my legs?) I see children being dropped out of windows but sort of slowly rolling down the surface of the building from ledge to ledge. Fire department shows up.
+ Two kids are playing legos, one is my kid. The other one has never played with them before and is an obese dark-skinned (boy?) I see his fat little boy boobs "cleavage" down the top of his shirt. They say there are no instructions, I hold the instruction books and I hold the books in my hands and say yes, here they are. There is a big dark-skinned mother there, too.
+ Lord of the Rings. Some small group going to a fight, we get separated and scared by something. I think that the first keepers of the ring were the good elves of darkness by the warrior queen who was the last of her kind.
+ Sitting inside at a table, eating a desert?
+ FA in real room? Saw my son come into my room, who had (IWL) left earlier in the day, back in the house, he said he wasn't going after all.
You ate a desert?! That's a very large dry thing O_O
I had a non lucid dream that Carmen (from work) got mad at Chaka (he transferred out a while ago). I can't remember what he said to get her all riled up, but I remember being basically on his side about it.
1. Doing the final exams which went terrible.
2. Lucid. Trying to see again the runes on my arms after doing DMT.
I was in some kind of office and beated up a lot of DC's that didn't seem to care. I smashed them with all kinds of improvised weapons like chairs and tables etc. And then I start to wounder.. What is this awesome game called? I love this shit! And the answear wich I dont remember know, was something like " transcend God" ..hmmm :uhm:
Lucid dream where I made a DC at a law school believe he was in a dream.
1. I'm explaining the physics of some magical gems I'm looking for to some old women, even though they look bored out of their mind.
2. An FA where I wrote down dreams. (Dammit!)
3. I've found a secret staircase in a casino that has dangerous secrets from over 50 years ago.
Superman kept ducking into the bathroom to change into Spiderman's costume. :lol:
My mom got angry and defensive when I asked if there was any lunchmeat left, and after explaining that it was just a simple question, I awoke saying "I cannot comfort you any more than that" out loud.
Triple RC fail. How's that even possible?!
-Met some immortals and almost got possessed by a ghost, but since it was a boy ghost he would make me seem masculine and I would make him feminine, so we both agreed it was a bad idea (not that I wanted to be possessed in the first place, but you know...whatever excuse works when you're going to be)
-Joined a type of military academy and became commander of my own (tiny) squad, ran some missions, foiled the enemy's plans, and sword fought a muscle-bound guy and won
1. A woman prison guard gets drugged and raped by a serial killer, her friends and co-workers swear vengeance.
1. My back and head are tingling constantly while I'm busy escaping from an inflated giraffe balloon in the air manipulating light green squares into smaller cubes to kill me, only for it to transform into a godly entity asking me random queries, and he's still trying to kill me, and then me avoiding conversation with a Team Fortress 2-esque spy while I head for an elevator for something.
Persuading a God while He Tries to Kill Me, Balloon Giraffe, Green Squares of Death - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views
1. So annoyed that there is water all around my house, and I have to rake the leaves that are in the water.
2. Brought a box of mac & cheese to my mother before I went to a class where I met a young woman who I want to kiss but have to get some gum from my friend first.
I'm playing a PlayStation game with my brother, then I get sad because Mum stole my fish.
I kissed a man with a forked tongue...which was surprisingly hot.
Also:
When E. finally arrived at the party I got so excited that I picked him up and carried him to a bed.
1. I was climbing up a mountainside that looked incredibly green, but also very simple for nature in this part of the world -- as in it was just a huge grassy hill with no shrubs, trees, rocks, etc.
2. Something about me being a god...or my friends thought I was a god...not really sure what that one was all about. :?
1. Someone tried to kill me with a car and I got advice from Minerva McGonagall.
2. I'm on a planet many stars away from home, with a simple world and only one other family there with me, not content spending the rest of my life there.
3. I'm on a field trip with my classmates in 3 cars/vans.
Bees were trying to build a beehive in my neck. ARGH!