My significant other blamed me for her death (which wasn't my fault) and haunted me throughout the dream - that is, until I became lucid and finally called her out, which led to an epic mortal vs. ghost showdown at her grave-site.
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My significant other blamed me for her death (which wasn't my fault) and haunted me throughout the dream - that is, until I became lucid and finally called her out, which led to an epic mortal vs. ghost showdown at her grave-site.
My wife attempted to convince me, in front of a church, why I should go to Mass by reading off a pamphlet she just picked up which listed counter-points to "The Top 10 Reasons to not go to Church"; a counter argument to "wasting an hour of my life each week, performing bizarre cannibalistic rituals, in order to gain the affections of a bearded man in the sky" was not listed in the booklet.
I met the coolest rocker on the planet.
Quarreled with a young kid over a purple sticky hand.
Had a false awakening semi-lucid dream and flew in darkly lit conditions.
Chased by a giant yellow monster that turned out to be a giddy skinhead in a big bird outfit.
I had a dream that I was being attacked by a clown and it was really frightening then I got teleported into a cult cathedral and a guy caught on fire, and then when I got home I looked in the mirror and a giant image of a dragon had been scarred into my back.
I was sitting in a friend's chair and his female dog was relentlessly trying to hump my leg, as if she were male.
I discovered that I had a superpower(the power of duplication) and duplicated my money, then went to the beach with my friend and drowned but was saved and rewarded with a cookie shaped like an emo kid.
Flying ridiculously fast through special warp gates (that boosted your speed) into out of space, i was actually worried I'd shoot too far out and not be able to return.
i woke up in a really good mood after that :)
a 20 second dream in which i failed to go lucid because i didnt realize it was a dream till i awoke!
A DC informed me the Advanced ToTM was to kill an angel, so I summoned one, placed my hand on his pearly white, robed shoulder, drew my blade, and told him it would be okay as I rent open his chest, slashed through his throat, and drove my katana through his back before finally bringing it out and shoving it into his head; I brought him back to life afterwards, of course.
Found myself in Mama Jeans health food store where there were beds where you could stay the night, which after much consideration and sleeplessness, and my boss in the second bed, I decided to leave and go home to my own bed.
Me and my sister were held against our will on the second or third floor of a mansion, so i had to skin a servant to craft into a rope to climb down to freedom. :D
Flew around the glass skyscrapers of downtown Vancouver at sunset :)
I was a bodyguard participating in a gunfight, defending the mayor of my high school in a two story building so he could go get coronated.
Yes, it was as weird as it sounds.
Series of dreams in which I (along with friends and family) was trapped in a manson/hotel filled with the ghosts and undead corpses of past tenants; a ghoulish hostess; freakishly surreal architecture, and an enormous reptilian beast, which lived in a lava pit in the basement/dungeon, and referred to himself as "The Angel of Death."
Good times.
/sarcasm
:?
Ate ice cream, got upset about an upcoming Sonic game, had a bath interrupted by vague enemies and Utena references, and couldn't find the dealer's hall at a really weird anime convention.
I was riding train from some soviet union prison to hometown together with my friend (released after 30 years) and met my gorgeous wife at the station.
I accidentally used white wine instead of red wine in a beef stew, went to the moon, ate Klingon blood jello, and met the Metal Gear Solid voice actors at a furry convention.
i fought lara croft.
I was a soldier in world war two. It was narated by a 21 year old american soldier from world war two. Like Band of Brothers or something.
Lightening struck and a giant beast awoke underground.
Murderous gray blob chasing me and my "partner".
1) Doing gymnastics in my old front yard with Carrot Top the comedian.
2) Lone gunman walking through the mall and mowing people down with an assault rifle.
Chasing a demon through a tower while throwing golf balls at it.
My Grandma saying she was going to commit suicide, making my dream self cry nonstop.
Apparently giant trashcans = tornado shelters.
My friend and I caught up in a dope war, where getting shot with paintball hurts more than normal bullets.
White towel wrapped like a turban upon my head.
watched a fat bogan glide (dance move) on the internet then went snowboarding on a massive snow course built for 100m drops and speed.
On the news, a fat girl I know had to ride on a tiny dog to save her life, cause it was so slippery/icy outside.
Went biking for what seemed like hours, had a false awakening, in which I woke up and was writing in my dream journal!
Slices of Lucid Pie will make your dreams lucid, but you won't remember the lucid part.
I had a pleasant visit to Hell (it felt really homey) wherein I got into a quick spar with Hollow-Controlled Ichigo; it turns out you can chop up your opponent's blade if you swing yours really, really hard.
I was staying in some dormitory and got shouted at for coming back after everyone was asleep.
I was at my friend's house and was so drunk I barely understood anything.
At that time I actually were at other firiend's house and pretty damn drunk, so it felt kind of weird :D, wasn't as drunk as in dream though.
Failed computer hacker gets laid.
Seen Milla Jovovich, No making out happening though. Damn.
While partying with friends, I ended up hitting a small child with my car - and was threatened with prison, over it - but I realized I was dreaming and my friends and I all had a lucid field day.
If you tie up a bundle of worms with string, they all become Siamese.
A large mummy with Gravemind's voice was interviewing Hero Jaejoong in my living room while I flipped out over a piece of lint that turned out to be a big spider.
I got a computer virus then visited my history professor in a hospital (he wasn't working there or injured) to pay him in balloons for something.
I treid to fly but failed.
Lucid
I had a very vivid dream about a helicpter I was in being shot down and I was thrown out into the ocean.
I murder a friend from high school.
My girlfriend's father turned a website I'd made into a way of making the copyright of other sites into his copyright.
"There’s a place I go when I’m alone. Do anything I want, be anyone I wanna be." - Dream Catch Me by Newton Faulkner
"It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep 'Cause everything is never as it seems" - Fireflies by Owl City
I bash someones face in until they die and then I go crazy.
:D
I enter a Best Friends Competition but Wayne and Garth from Wayne's World beat out me and my best friend. ;_;
My friend started driving my moms car drunk, hit two cars, drove back to my house and prayed the cops wouldn't show up, but they did so we confesed and I started screaming so I ran down the middle of the street and got stuck in a pool I jumped in.
Me and my friends playing basketball, then me putting a winter hat on and talking about going camping, suddenly seeing an MSN convo as I talk to my friends, constantly trying to fix my bangs but for some reason they're extremely greasy, which they never are, and finding a bottle of blood in my moms bathroom.
I bought an iphone as a way to remember a trip.
Epic journey through Europe to find an old man's kidnapped son or something.
That was a short lunch break.
Infiltrated the supernaturally haunted fortress of some enemy faction, and then relived the experience, while telling the story to a group of kids on the following day.
I was a ninja, my mum distracted me and my dad shot me which caused me to lose the Game.
A weird game of spore and the classic screwing up on a test (I almost became lucid but then actual real life logic stopped me lol).
I tried to fall asleep. :P
Claustrophobic, Paranoia fueling forest. "Him" Is following me. Now i need to go back to get my car.
Snowmobile backflips right in front of me, police chase, stand up to guy with a baseball bat, rally people around me to f*** him up, then smoke a cigar wooot
My goldfish turns into a magical flying killer whale, and my brother accidentally summons an Elder Horror who turns everyone into its cherry-shaped, pool-playing, weightlifting minions.
Um... shoe shopping. So yeah.
After a bloody debacle involving a back-room-human-body-slaughter-shop mall worker and his henchmen (most of whom end up with missing limbs), I construct a thin round tower reaching into the heavens, wherein I host a DBZ-style tournament; the top of the tower is complete with a huge central arena and luxurious living quarters for every combatant and their guests.
Had an awesome WTF race on a motorcycle against my friends in super cars.
I'm a vampire raping some girl in a hot tub. 8o
Is anyone else concerned that the cookie buffet is on fire?
Exam question: "What are wristband watches, and when are they practical for giraffes?"
Just another fragment.
I broke into a house and killed 5 people, then was sentenced to [exactly] 42 years via a DMV-style trial.
i need help >.<
Subconsciously finding ways to get off school ^_^
Blessed by a Drive-Thru Church pastor.
A zoo that looks like a high school only has deer, and you can run off any high point and hover for a bit before gliding down.
My english teacher gave me a mark of 7/25 on my essay.
getting tricked into buying crack in a water flavor packet.
I evaded the Empire, joined the circus, and killed the source of all my fear; all in an afternoon nap.
A nightmare tries to invade my workday; I shoot it in the face with an air nailer.
Mzzkc, that's just enough to make me curious, damn you.
I don't remember *that* level of Donkey Kong Country...
Very long dream that I got arrested ,and was going to to jail for 60 years but tried to escape and got half my head shot off but I still servived but then got arrested again.
An awesome futuristic FPS video game with RPG, strategy, and team coop elements. It even alows you to race motercycles.
I was driving through a village I know in the country; my family challenged me to escape a locked basement; some neighbours asked me to open their door so they could surprise a roommate with birthday cake.
Pretty dull stuff, I know, but was a consecutive vivid dream so it's not bad for what I acheive these days.
A dream within a dream where I managed to bring a little dog with me into the 'waking world' which unfortunately turned out to just be more dream.
I was about to drive a white Lamborghini but got distracted by an unsatisfying hamburger.
I slayed a vampire
New Zealand. That is honestly all I can remember from it LOL
The bad news is you can't scare away a wild polar bear by shouting at it; the good news is Revolutionary Girl Utena is on television, there's a swimming pool full of Jell-O, and there are free cookies on the table.
My family and I go on vacation in the crazy, but really cool dream version of Key Largo. (New member here, can't post links - it's the entry in my DJ for Oct. 8)
Boxed someone while on a horse.
I teamed up with Harry Potter and robots to fend off zombie onslaught.
Enslaved by stern Orcs, stern...stern but fair
Planted an idea into someones brain, making them think they didnt want to take over their dads business.
^ lol *waves* :-)
My subconscious: "Here, Emiko, have a family argument - it's been a while since you've had one in reality." :? :furious:
Iceland, which was made entirely of ice and looked a lot like Russia on a map, had melted and made the sea level rise, permanently cutting off a path along a beach to a nonexistent but awesome hangout spot in a cove, which really upset Beyoncé. The dream ended with her standing on a cliff overlooking the ocean and screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
... Why do my dreams keep mixing up Russia and Iceland
Held off an intense wave of airborne attacking mice. :facepalm:
How fun! Ok, lemme try... I've already described one dream someowhere else so I'll talk about a different one.
I was climbing up a really tall flag pole in full mountainclimbing gear to try to rescue a pigeon who was stranded on top because a toddler princess wanted it before she'd release my sage plant that I needed for cooking dinner.
Jude Law...yum
Had a fight with a friend, after which I started to record what transpired, in the dream, into the voice recording app on my iPhone (DJ) but then my iPhone talks to me - it says something along the lines of "What was that?" - and I freak out and wake up to record the dream for real.
Had a girlfriend who died and I spent the rest of the dream hanging out with friends, but hopelessly depressed - waking up with dried tears on my face.
No me gusta. :?
I understood why matter has gravity (which is something that quantum physicists have been trying to figure out for a long time.) and forgot it when I woke up (probably beause it didn't make any sense.) :lol:
Slicing/headwalking many zombies with a mystery weapon...in slow motion.
[The most violent dream I think I've ever had, as well as the first appearence by zombies.]
A bikey gang stole my Harley. As such I went on a high speed chase after them in my car to recover my stolen bike. Once I retrieved it, I activated a hidden force field in it to allow me to jump off a cliff, and ride away, while the bikey gang was forced to simply watch and concede defeat.
Two roads diverged in a yellow wood, I took the one less traveled by.
I had to piss really badly.
The library was overstocked with Corona.
In a bed with two beautiful, naked women. ;D
NO LOL XD SERIOUSLY
i was so stonedd so highhhhhhh in my dream
i couldn't even know is it dream?
The spinning-around scene transition took me from my university campus to the beach, and then from there to somebody's house, and after that it didn't work right.
Was in a big mall, became semi-lucid. Had to go to the washroom so I peed all over the mall floor (there was A LOT). Short people dressed up as elves were tiptoeing around the mess while I tried to get out of the building. :embarrassed:
:facepalm:
Family gathering at a tropical villa overlooking the sea on a rock face cliff, and the mother's daughter is missing and the dead body is found on the beach, a person has pictures of her and a male abductor playing happily. The father and the family threaten and physically abuse the supposed abductor and steal things jovially from his movie rental location; however the "abductor" is confused and mortified because he simply saw the girl on the beach - when he walked by his reality shifted and the girl became a nude red demon with yellow eyes, dragging him into the abyss, the ocean became a swirling hellish mass of lava and fire - when he came to he was lying on the beach alone.
Got saved by a three eyed black cat from vicious dogs,then My dad and i stole airplanes an flew them through a forest to get to the academy of the dead which i attended, everyone was required to wear costumes there :]
Dream 1: Broke up a fight between a bobcat and a fox by dropping a garbage can upside-down over the bobcat.
Dream 2: Fought three wolves and a bison-unicorn.
Someone sabotaged my entry in a bike building / customisation competition and so I punched, kicked, or elbowed him once "for every word in the English dictionary" while a bloke I knew (and had a fist fight with) in high school taunted him.*
The vampires released prehistoric predators onto campus, but I won't let that interrupt my hot-tub sex.
Right after Tony produced two giant stalks of broccoli from somewhere in his pants, I had to remind the drunks driving the dune buggy in the backyard that, "Hello?! There's a garden here."
After being flown out of an autumn scene and through a movie-based ride, I confronted and stood up to the scary Evil Queen from the Snow White dark ride at Disneyland.
Sentence? I only need one word *ahem*
SNAKES!?
Gawd, they were everywhere.
omg.......
all time i was in cyprus.
I got an F in my history test.... :crying:
Awesome day out in town with Barack Obama :D
A whole blue streak followed upon waking up.
I was bound to a chair and forced to watch a circus ring leader pour hot tar on a prostitute.
Writing a dream in my Dream Journal.
With us each having various abilities, but no weapons, we started a battle against the covenant (Halo), but quickly became distracted by and started fighting against ourselves due to allies with hostile abilities.
(were-wolf (attacked everyone) and the ability to replace your corpse with another person in order to get extra hours of life (which deteriorates)... )
1st dreamA gypsy lady predicted my tooth would fall and it did.
2nd-Searching for lizards with my brother using heat vision goggles.
I had a dream within a dream: I remember going to sleep in the dream environment, having a false awakening, then having (what I thought at the time was) a real awakening, all while still dreaming. Whoa.
Timmy Turner was in a gay (literally, not derogatory) new movie but I wanted to watch spongebob!
Why I dreamt about nicktoons?! I haven't willingly sat down and watched kid shows for at least two years.
Two cats were playing patty cake in my front yard.
Damn you invisible dream lion, don't scratch my hand again while I'm jumping from two storey pillow to 3 storey pillow!
Some kind of military program where soldier's are gradually turned into insects to become better at their job...don't ask me how that works, everyone in the dream thought it made sense and I tried to run with it....
@Somniloquist
Hahaha, that is epic. I love how your picture is of a cat too.
...wow. Uhm.
I was running and deflecting various attacks from a militia of little old asian ladies in a *field near my house.
I didn't remember this til tonight when I looked up at the moon:
Dreamed that the world had two moons and one was eclipsing the other.
Had a dream about getting a religious tattoo done... which is unusual for me conciserding I'm not religious at all... but I guess I kinda understand why that dream happened now. :\
Haunted by the lingering feelings for a former lover.
I stole gold coins from an armed cartel organization, which was a horrible idea...until I became lucid. :>
me and 2 friends scuba diving, witnessing a gang beat a women, :(
Working on a tattoo design, then someone came over, asked something about it like they were interested, then when I answered they grabbed it and crumpled it up and threw it away.
In the dream I was just all "wth is wrong with you?!?!" but in reality they would likely cease to have a face.
EMiko i have this happen to me so many times.
I attained lucidity and had a lucid nightmare about being in a dark forest with evil creatures. :(
Second night in a row, dreaming about taking a few drags off of a cigarette before remembering I've quit, and then stomping it out.
I got attacked by human statues that walked zombie-ish towards me, while some skeleton-ish creatures crawled under earth, and I had guns.
Damn intense.
Shapeshifting is a fun family activity.
Proved I was stronger than my dad by fighting with baseball bats and breaking his in half. :D
Massive, lucid pool party, in a secret underground tomb, with a town-full of people.
I had a normal dream where i suffered from a flesh eating disease.
Trapped in two different rooms with no way out. :|
I would, but I've forgotten it already.
Christopher Walken was really angry and getting ready to kill me for messing up while serving drinks to his guests, so I ran away and hid in the back room. Someone told me Chris had gone a little crazy after he had kids.
I don't know...
I was a Spider-Man looking for my underwear while being late of school, later getting my brother to prison for one day and BECOMING LUCID AT THE END, CAPS! :D
(Woke up right after saying "Wait a moment, I am dreaming" though.)
Caught fish in my pool with friends.
trying to teleport :S << FAILD and ended up with a fake awake :'( .
I was doing something.... but i can't remember what.
Some old guy trying to rape kids in his basement, seeing my fat teacher in her underwear while she watched me go to the bathroom, me getting rhinoplasty.
disturbing much??
I felt happy, although the situation I was in was very weird.
Happiness is a very, very rare feeling in my dreams.
Beat the shit out of one guy after a group of people were being complete dicks to me.
1) Low-level lucid - was in a room with high ceilings and caramel-brown walls, tried to walk up a really thing staircase along the wall with no railing on the side. Fell at least twenty feet down, and landed on my feet. Broke the tiles on the floor a little bit. xD
2) Was looking for someone, went into a convention-type place with people sitting at tables. They were selling stuff. I crawled under one table and heard someone saying mysteriously, "just try and touch Pikachu's ears". There was a big pikachu stuffed animal curled along the side of the table. I touched one of its ears, which looked deflated, and got a big static shock; all my hair stood on end.
3) Was on the second floor of a mall, became lucid. Decided to observe the people walking by me. They were very, very realistic. Flew through the mall.
One sentence, Puffin? :wink:
1) Amazing lucid where I was flying very successfuly.
2) Non lucid where I broke a dam and flooded the creek running through my college campus. lol
I was a soldier in a strategy game (getting slaughtered by the other teams).
Massive telekinisis fight.
Girls in the guys locker room.
Hey, I had that dream a few nights ago! xD
1. Waiting for friend's family to come out of plane. (semi-lucid)
2. A few out of body within the dream which was actually just teleporting; I gave up and went to my living room, which was swaying and I could hardly move. I actually had some control in this dream! ^.^ (lucid)
3. Doing something in a store of some kind... I forgot most of it. (non-lucid...?)
I had a spoon and had to quickly run inside before I get hit by a lightning (because of holding a spoon).
1) My ex-girlfriend and I were being trained by Mike Tyson, and had to bare-knuckle fight each other, while scrambling to hit switches scattered across my driveway.
2) My best friend's parents owned a restaurant and turned out to be cannibalistic serial killers, chasing after me while I resisted being served on the menu.
Adventurous, then moving into a new and mysterious house with my family where my dad was in the back yard and almost mowed over someone until I stopped him and he ate all my favorite food, which I became very upset over. o_O
Had a friend over at my house (new student this year in my class), and I did a huge backflip down a set of stairs.
Standing defiantly in my poorly lit basement, I shield myself with all the blue, formless energy I can muster without Bankai, but the black, cloud-like entity's ferocious assault finds its way through my barrier, and I can't do anything as its dark, heavy energy (three times the size and strength of my own) buffets me, overwhelms me; soon we find ourselves in the court outside my house, but before I can do anything worthwhile I wake-up, shaken by the experience.
While my family was in a huge boat watching some kind of show, I was outside trying to save some baby/kid (not sure) from drowning, raising the baby/kid to surface while I was underwater.
I failed.
Some woman took all the water in our house, so we didn't have any clean water; it was all urine. :barf:
A lucid false awakening where I am fight zombie mom, then I find a lame fake dream guide, THEN I lose lucidity and wind up in a resort spa.
In some hotel/haunted house & my teeth hurt horribly.
Scrambling up hotel stairs to get stuff from my room.
Lucid, went to the 90s to have a rave!
Had to whoop ass on a home invader, who was trying to stab me with my own knife.
I flew to the moon and had sex with an alien.
bad guys stormed our hotel room command post and gunfight ensued.
I remembered the first 2 dreams for a little while, but I forgot what they were. The last two were this:
3rd dream I had a race 3 times during a day, I dont know why, and I met my grandpa in a hotel swimming pool 0_o
4th dream was sad, because I was in the military and there was a firing squad to make the kill count of both sides even ( Something stupid like that), And I was telling my mother goodbye as I lined up with others holding magnums and fired, just to find out they werent loaded, just blanks that the soldiers put there to fake the shootings (THANK GOD!)
I was in some kind of tournament where I was against someone with skull icon, he threw poison bottles and one landed next to me so I fell to ground, later in same tournament I was in a gunfight against some kind of cartoon cowboy or something, talking to each other while shooting, near the end of the match he looked at his gun and said: "You know... if we both do it, we both win."
As self-proclaimed "Master of my Universe," I used my mighty powers to 'cheat' at various team sports, a task worthy of my grand cause.
Home was full of water and I had to push some bed away from the door leading out of my room, so that some min-mini-babies could swim out, then some kind of sea lizard monster came and tried to eat the babies, which it actually did, some of them anyway, later I killed it with a toy hammer when it was trying to enter the little locker the babies went.
Casual stuff, mm.
Edit: Oh, and a friend I once had was watching a video "Mario xspd" (if I recall correctly) where Mario went berserk, I realised it later when I woke up that the mario in the preloader, all muscular and stuff was similar to my avatar mario.
Was propositioned, by a female friend, to join her vampire coven - but instead, I just told her I would and went along with it just for the purpose of playing double-agent, for my human friends and family.
Two dreams:
1) Asleep at home, had a nightmare that my friend died, woke up screaming, then after a while woke up in real life. :shock:
2) Kept finding money everywhere. :D
my friend broke my laser so i beat him up!
That kid in my new college put some sharpie on his face.
I was travelling planets, pretty much like in Spore when I find a pulsating planet made of pure red lava with a text "NEW", later blowed up the whole planet to flee the place, then noticed that there were three more "NEW" planets.
:help:
Might be the zombies got me this time.
the demons won
Fell in a river, or maybe jumped in...
1) Crashed a flightless, remote-controlled ultra-light into my neighbors house, along with my shape-shifting, animal demon companion (a la The Golden Compass).
2) Got some douche bag guy off of my ex's back and ended up having to fight him; the dude eventually grabbing a baseball bat.
1) My best friend's cat kept attacking me and ended up ripping off a significant portion of my skin.
2) Stalked by a certain person who eventually kidnapped me and told me a lot of stuff that would explain things in my life... if only I could remember what he said.
Tried to call 911 because some neighbours started trying to demolish our house, but my brother believed it was better for him to use the phone to get homework help from a friend.
Ended up living with Stalker/kidnapper from that other dream.
Evaded extermination by using short range teleportation to stay one jump ahead of the red-laser wielding hunters in a rather confined, futuristic city-scape.