Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Oh, there was this one time when I was like 9 or 10, and I had a false awakening, so I went up and walked down the stairs, and

1. I noticed a black cat on my endtable, even though we didn't have a cat back then.

2. The cat magically turned into a hag (like in Disney's Snow White) and followed me down the stairs.

3. The hag had a minigun.

4. I held up my foot as a shield and she shot me in my heel.

This made me wake up and feel a strong pain in my heel. Turned out I hade kicked my leg in my sleep and hit one of the corners of my endtable :P


Now when I look back at this, I feel really frustrated that I didn't notice any of these very obvious dreamsigns :P

Saturday night i dreamt that i poured boiling chicken noodle soup into my fishs' bowl and all that happened was he changed colors =/ he lived and all i did was put my face up to the bowl and stare for the rest of the dream

In one of my latest dreams I was in a huge bed with 20 people, which all had the space they needed (so yes the bed was huge) and one at a time everyone went to sleep to wake up five minutes later and tell about the LD they just had. I did this a couple of times (can't recall the LD's I've dreamt about) and then I said to someone: It's so easy to become lucid this way, I only have to say or hear one thing and I realize I am dreaming.

How could I've been so stupid not to realize it might have been a dream

All my dreams are pretty much things that could happen but i wouldnever do. Thats why its hard for me to go lucid. :P

(Dream)A little time ago, I saw my grandfather in a table...
I thought that that was strange...but not sure why....(Dream)

He died a long time ago....It didn't trigger my lucidity jejej

the stupidest way i've missed becoming lucid (of which there hav been many grr!! lol) the other night i had a false awakening but i've been RC'ing every time i wake up so i did that and realised that i was dreaming and then "oh day as usual then" and let the dream continue as per normal haha so i actually became lucid for like a second but then decided that was irrelivant and shud just get on with it haha how lame is that

We were catching a bus, and the road looked a lot different to the one we live near, which is where the bus stop is. We walk up to this counter to ask when is the next bus, she said we just missed it. It was 1:02 PM (in my dream). She said that the next one didn't arrive until 6 o'clock!! :shock: Weird. Normally buses on this route come every 30 minutes! I'm thinking, WTF? Yet it doesn't click to me that I'm dreaming.

I also dreamed I was driving a car (dream sign -- I don't have a license yet). It was doing 7 thousand RPM and it smelt like it had a bad startup on LPG and backfired :? (My lord, my entire dream life revolves around cars!! AAAAHHH! Probably because I got freaked out when the car my friend was driving smelt like something like electric wires were burning inside :eek:) We arrived in someones driveway and I woke up.

God dammit! STOP STUDYING AUTOMOBILES!!! *slaps self numerous times*

A couple of nights ago I had a dream where I was going to take a friend of mine with me into a Lucid Dream... The last thing I remember is us getting into bed and talking about what we'll do once we fall asleep and go lucid

This is kinda frustrating, because I can hardly remember the last time I had a Lucid dream :( Oh well

One time I had a dream where I barfed up a puppy! It was funny, because I didn't even question the logic of the whole situation!

I dreamed today that a spaceship was flying through the classroom. :|

At the very beggining of my efforts to lucid dream I had a dream where I met up with my friends and asked them what they were doing and they said they were going to a lucid dream camp haha

1. There was the words "in a Dreaming state, niaphoraxis" somwhere in my dreams and I even read them... enough to remember it XD (but didn't get lucid)

2. I was talking about how dreams where awesome...

Some more I forgot from not reading my Dream Journal enough!

The worst is when you start talking about the first dream you had to the people in your "new" second dream - I didn't realize I was dreaming, even though in the 2nd one there were flying saucers hoovering around the gymnasium bleachers LOL talking about my 1st dream. WOW!

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Originally Posted by hellohihello

"would you like some pancakes on your hamburger"


*sigh* It was a failed WILD.

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EPIC fail.

:D

Funny though.

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Originally Posted by Resus4ur

One time I had a dream where I barfed up a puppy! It was funny, because I didn't even question the logic of the whole situation!

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That is both disturbing and hilarious. Similar to my dream that Chris Martin had turned into a turtle after snorting a drug called "princess monkey".

One night during a dream I flipped a switch and it didn't work and the next night I looked in a mirror and my face looked like a blurred painting of myself. The two most telltale dreamsigns and neither made me lucid :(

Last morning I was rock climbing with this guy who's like spiderman. He's doing 180's and crazy tricks on the wall like climbing with his hands only and then see a huge rubber penguin appear and this girl starts punching it and it goes flopping around lifelessly just staring at me. I immediately think ok RC time! I perform the nose pinch and looking at my hand tests but don't recall the results. I am convinced it is not a dream because everything is so vivid and normal (aside from those things) so I dismiss the test :(

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Originally Posted by deXtrous

Last morning I was rock climbing with this guy who's like spiderman. He's doing 180's and crazy tricks on the wall like climbing with his hands only and then see a huge rubber penguin appear and this girl starts punching it and it goes flopping around lifelessly just staring at me. I immediately think ok RC time! I perform the nose pinch and looking at my hand tests but don't recall the results. I am convinced it is not a dream because everything is so vivid and normal (aside from those things) so I dismiss the test :(

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lmao!

I was thrown or i jumped into wet grass and slid with my hands out in front of me and didnt think of a thing.

I looked at a digital clock and didnt look back at it ugh!

I had a FA and tried to do a RC. I pressed my finger on my arm but it bent and slipped. I wasn't convinced, so I looked at my hands and they were distorted and blurry. I still wasn't convinced and tried poking my arm once again. This time it was remotely realistic and I said "Yeah, I knew I'm not dreaming!"

One time I dreamt I was in Alaska with a family (not my own) and we were in a cabin and I knew where I was and I knew what day it was. So, I thought I had to call my work and tell them that I wouldnt make it in that day. When I found a phone I accidently called my real mom, but once she answered I couldnt speak. That made me start to question things. Then I woke up.

dreaming awake

I was sleeping at class and and the teacher woke me up, looked at the time in my digital watch as i always do, it said "2:47" wich is a weird time to be in scool, so i looked again, same thing "2:47", then everything got fuzzy and weird and i woke up, looked at my alarm clock: "2:47" WTF?

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Originally Posted by cyborg_ar

dreaming awake

I was sleeping at class and and the teacher woke me up, looked at the time in my digital watch as i always do, it said "2:47" wich is a weird time to be in scool, so i looked again, same thing "2:47", then everything got fuzzy and weird and i woke up, looked at my alarm clock: "2:47" WTF?

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Damn. That's pretty cool. Wish my mind would wake me up like that :P

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Originally Posted by SeaWeedFire

Damn. That's pretty cool. Wish my mind would wake me up like that :P

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nah, you dont want to have a mind like mine, it LOOOOOOOVES to make fun of me

My list of these happenings keeps growing, to my great dismay. :?
Last night I dreamed I floated up to a cafe in the sky. I remember thinking, "Wow, isn't it amazing how advanced the technology is here. . ." >_>
Needless to say, I spent the day fuming at my own stupidity.