Thread: Stupidest Ways You've Missed Becoming Lucid

Ok it happened to me this night

While I didn't have a lucid dream for a long time (but i'm working on it since a couple of days) I still think it's dumb that I didn't get lucid on that one.

I dreamed that I was lucid, and I told my roommate:
Ok i'm lucid now, what about you?
-Not yet, wait i'm going in my room

(i'm waiting)
shouting at his door: Are you lucid yet???!!!
-Ok i'm lucid!
-All right let's go then...

(nothingness...)

Then I woke up

I just never heard the word "lucid" that many times inside a dream

I have the ULTIMATE one. I was in a dream and I was in a mansion courtyard and was looking around, and said to myself " Wow, this dream is so vivid! I wonder what dreamviews would say about this dream " AND I DIDNT BECOME LUCID. WTF?!?! Really, I stood there and CONFIRMED AND TOLD MYSELF that it was a dream, but I still didnt go lucid!! WTF!?!?!??! that was the PERFECT opportunity to get a lucid, and I blew it!

I was shopping for some groceries when I get to the butcher's section. Being a vegetarian, I normally don't bother with meat, but at this point I thought to myself, "since I'm dreaming, I suppose it's alright to pick up some steaks."

Originally Posted by Nemo

I was shopping for some groceries when I get to the butcher's section. Being a vegetarian, I normally don't bother with meat, but at this point I thought to myself, "since I'm dreaming, I suppose it's alright to pick up some steaks."

Originally Posted by patrick45

I have the ULTIMATE one. I was in a dream and I was in a mansion courtyard and was looking around, and said to myself " Wow, this dream is so vivid! I wonder what dreamviews would say about this dream " AND I DIDNT BECOME LUCID. WTF?!?! Really, I stood there and CONFIRMED AND TOLD MYSELF that it was a dream, but I still didnt go lucid!! WTF!?!?!??! that was the PERFECT opportunity to get a lucid, and I blew it!

Wow, those two are pretty bad ones guys. For all I know, I might have the stupidest way that I've missed becoming lucid, but, bad recall, means no clue if I did

I've had my fair share of those. Once I was in the armor of the gears from gears of war and it looked like carmines, but you think that I think I would relize that the only place I could be shooting an m16 (didn't know where my lancer went ) at the locust while they were in a part of a destroied building on the side of a road leading to a tunnel while im in a Krispy Kream dougnut shop with two russian people and a friend was in a dream, I did kick myself when I woke up. It was fun though, *sigh* doughnuts and guns

I was reading a book about lucid dreaming and about dream signs. In one line, it was written "Are you dreaming?", but I ignored. Few seconds later I awoke...

i saw myself in the mirror and i had no eyebrows and it shocked me awake

I was watching a commercial on YouTube about WILDing chewing gums made out of jelly haha.

My dreams all all crazy, thats how I know. People say stuff they wouldnt or be talking about stuff that never happened.

Some dude was trying to drown me, he had my head underwater and I inhaled, breathing in air. I thought "Wow, I have good lungs" then killed him.


I woke up pissed at myself

Can't believe me. Last night i had a false awakining, but i didn't know. I got out of my bed and started down this concrete coridor and i said to myself, "This is a pretty cool place, props to me."


I felt like a moron when i woke up

I was in some type of big theater and all of a sudden a bunch of peope start singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ

I woke up so mad at myself.

Originally Posted by redisreddish

I was in some type of big theater and all of a sudden a bunch of peope start singing this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hUeN6LZNPVQ

I woke up so mad at myself.

lol that must suck

Had this dream yesterday:

I was in the front of the box-office of a stadium and wished to buy an entrance. But I've noticed it was closed. I asked about that to an woman, and she replied it would be open at morning.
I looked to sky, it wasn't night. I told her that, but she looked at her watch and told me it was 03:15 AM. I replied she should fix her watch, as the time was completely wrong.
Then, I woke up (and the DC clock was very close to the correct real life time...)

I can't believe I missed that...

yeah one time i had green hands like 18 fingers my nose was as big as ponokios and i was hovering, and i somehow managed not to become Lucid. haha i got so mad.

i was riding a giant jellyfish the other day.

and i even had a 3rd person experience for a few seconds, dont know how i didnt catch that.

I could of slapped myself for wondering why I'm on crutches in a dream ( I was on crutches for no reason), trying to write down dreams I just had by pulling my dream notebook out of nowhere, and listening to a friend of mine telling me I'm dreaming, all in the same dream!

i had a dream where this is what i said

"I remember this place. This was in another dream where kids stole these bikes"


Woke up kicking myself.

yeah man. I have yet to have an LD, just found out about it yesterady. I get too excited to even go to sleep lol. But anyways, I had a dream to where me and some friends were walking to my truck on college campus. The truck had a ticket on it, and it was blue(campus tickets are white). I even picked up on that in my dream, but instead of doubting my dream, I asked my friends if it were just a warning. they said no, and I picked it up and the ticket was worth $49.78. As I wrote this in my journal I realized that I missed these STUPID OBVIOUS SIGNS! And I still have had no LD

3 days ago on my last lucid dream I became lucid after I did something stupid and almost killed somone. It was a vivid dream but not lucid yet. I was driving my jimmy inside a highschool because I was mad about them not having me paint something. Just a stupid dream, I have no Idea why I would want to paint anything anyhow. It was some kind of jungle thing for a play.

Anyways I smashed into some display and someone got hurt really bad. Right before this is when I became lucid but I couldnt stop the car. You can imagine in real life you would panic which I did and woke up.

Early this morning I had a dream in which I was in the bathroom sitting on the rim of the bathtub. I looked at my hands and my fingernails had eyes on them. Each fingernail was a copy of my blue contact lenses, like they were painted on. They had had black pupils too, like real eyes. I wondered how that was when I only touch my contacts with my fingertips and not my fingernails. I also figured my contact lenses were really really thin now since they had copied to each of my nails.

I mean like how crazy is that?

I also had a dream in which I questioned why this traffic light was on fire. Then seven birds flew out of it and I just sat in the car asking everyone to give me a rational explaination. No one answered me and I didn't bother to question if I could possibly be dreaming. I'm a dumb-dumb, at times, that is.

I was in a hotel room (i think of an apartment something like that) with my friends and it was on a really high floor.

I remember I wanted to just jump out of the window, and my friends were saying do it do it! So I opened the window as much as i could then i thought, wait I shouldnt do this because i might not be dreaming and this might be real life, then i thought but if i do this it might help me fly when i lucid dream because i will be free falling.

During this whole dream I didnt go lucid even though i was thinking this might not be a dream so i shouldnt do it, I had no control over the dream and i could have just done a reality check but for some reason i didnt?

This just happened and im pissed off

lol this is a good idea for a post.
i don't miss dream sings much however i have said to myself at times "this is a really cool dream" but not throught to turn lucid, and i used to do that a lot.

I also remember in a dream once i became aware that i was dreaming and asked a dc "am i dreaming?", to which they replied "no". When i became perplexed and said "yes i am" they got anxious and went "i don't know".

There was a signpost, when I looked back some letters disappeared, I giggled and I looked back again, and everything was gone. "LOL disappearing text, I'll make a font of that!"

I non -lucidly dreamed that I was lucid. Epic fail.

My friend was drowning, and I laughed at him and said, "Why don't you just walk on water like what I'm doing?" Seriously, walking on water didn't turn me lucid!?

Me: Hey am I dreaming?
DC: Don't ask me that's your dream!

I the only person in the world left.... flying....

I'm gonna post some more this thread made me LOL!

I had a dream last night I was standing by the pond looking at the fish. One fish was wearing a sweater. There was also alot of snakes.