ahem, i mean this in the least crude way, but....
fellas, when you are ever falling asleep, and are almost there, do you suddenly get a boner that totally wakes you up? man i hate that!
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ahem, i mean this in the least crude way, but....
fellas, when you are ever falling asleep, and are almost there, do you suddenly get a boner that totally wakes you up? man i hate that!
:cheers: yeah...
or when you wake up in the mornin and you have one? ah thats horrible
MORNING WOOD. :laughtillhurts:
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The epidemic of hate that resides in what’s left your soul,
Starts right where you buried all your fears
But did you trade reason for abandonment
And in the depths, did you seal the last of your emotions?-me[/b]
Especially in WILD's that is REALLY annoying, is there any way you can learn to control erections? I mean, if you don't want to have one(say your in public or something) You could just concentrate and make it go away?
I hear..that as you get older, you slowly gain control over it. um...why the hell am I responding to this thread..http://e.deviantart.com/emoticons/b/blushes.gif
I feel lucky to be a female.
I hear yah.
Actually its common, during REM men usualy become erect, and you ladies get increased blood flow to your naughtybits as well =)
...it's still more annoying for guys... :-P
but hey, am I right about the gaining control over time...thing...
i said it before and i'll say it again... girls will fuck with your head while your trying to get to sleep! i spent christmas eve with an awsome chick and that night she was all i could think of. i didnt get to bed until 3 am... so i just told people i was trying to catch santa :santa:
hahaha...your right Paperdoll, i remember when i was like 13 and in junior high...shhhaaaaaawang...kinda sucked when the teacher called you infront of the class, now have control of my SHWARtCHW(space balls...if you havnt seen it, dont ask)
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Call it 'womens intuition', but I think I'm on to something here.
Temporaryism has been the 'Black Plague' and the 'Jesus' of our age.[/b]
i think we all have a "teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner" story... bad times
Darnit! I was hoping Seri would come out with some cool, really useful advice, Or some one would at least. Oh well,
.........I guess I could be mad that girls posted in here, But since I visited the ladies only thread I'm not going to say anything..................
hey, at least we dont get pms! hahaha! score one for the men
why do they call it PMS?
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because mad cow disease was already taken! ooohhh
Men are superior to women, for one thing they can urinate from a speeding car.
- Will Durst
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What is it like to be a girl? Is it like being a bug? I imagine that bugs and girls have a dim perception that nature played a cruel trick on them, but they lack the intelligence to really comprehend the magnitude of it.
- Calvin
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Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff.
- Mariah Carey
...i rest my case :wink:
And men are assholes.
See above.
I rest my case.
haha harsh. :rolllaugh: it's all in good fun lost soul. i didn't mean to offend.
You're right. I apologize. Let's not turn this into a battle of the sexes. It's stupid anyway. I mean, we're all different whether we're male or female and we all have to live with each other. We're all human.
And we all wake up in an uncomfortable state sometimes... :oops:
Yes, by the time you are my age (Cool old grandpa as Lowercase calls me), t is pretty well tamed.Quote:
Originally posted by Paperdoll EP
...it's still more annoying for guys... :-P
but hey, am I right about the gaining control over time...thing...
Although, it can jump up and suprise you from time to time!
nevermind....didn't read the second page :doh:
thinking of something sad helps - no boner in 20 sec.Quote:
Originally posted by Tim
i think we all have a \"teacher calls you to the front while you have a boner\" story... bad times
*inhaling hissing sound*
Cold
Yeah I hate those wake up in the moring boners I mean you get out of the bed and Trip over the damn thing, is never fun.
morning wood is bad times...
and it creeped me out when you were talkin about that, with the FLCL avatar, i thought it was paperdoll!
Bawhahahahahaha!!!!! Paperdolls Boner.. Now thats funny
LMFAO,
he he,
plus in a battle of the sexes, the men would win