have sex with JOHNNY DEPP
oh wait
he IS sex
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have sex with JOHNNY DEPP
oh wait
he IS sex
http://www.deppimpact.com/gallery/al...lonprem001.jpg
I can't believe no one's suggested video game characters. :wtf:
If I could, I would so totally nail every chick from the Final Fantasy series I could think of.
Yeah i'd tap xianghua from Soul Calibur so fast
i don't get why so many ppl love video game charactersQuote:
Originally Posted by Lëzen
real people are hot
though to each his own
i rarely play videogames so i wouldn't know
You are the official champion of this thread.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario92
I don't get what's not to like; as far as looks go, video game characters tend to be flawless, much like movie characters. For different reasons, of course, but that flawless beauty is what most of us strive for and desire, as much as we'd hate to admit it to ourselves. Because real people tend to be...you know...ugly. Pimples, yellow teeth, facial hair where it don't belong (i.e., on women's faces)...yeah, that's hotness right there. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by lucidluce
the 'others' will be DCs... sorry bud they're a figment of your imagination... like your legendarinessQuote:
Originally Posted by Mario92
honey if you wanna see someone flawless AND real.. i've got one name for youQuote:
Originally Posted by Lëzen
JOHNNY DEPP
oh hahah you're a dude
still... i think if i was a guy i'd turn GAY for johnny
You guys DO realize that three responses just came in in less than two minutes, right?
StrangeDreamsGuy: thank you. It's good to be recognized.
lucidluce: Yeah, I know. But, I figure that if you can trick your subconscious into thinking your a legend, it may boost your confidence in reality. Besides that, I'm told it's just fun to just watch your DC's reactions.
That may be...however, you have to admit that Johnny Depp is just as unattainable as any fictional character. :DQuote:
Originally Posted by lucidluce
Some things that would interest me...
-Underwater sex.
-Sex in an airplane...since the number of people who join the Mile-High Club in real life is depressingly low. :P
-Sex with a non-human (but humanoid) creature, like a zora from Zelda TP, Terra's esper form...ooh, and elves. Especially elves.
-Sex AS one of these humanoid creatures.
-Sex in a space station that's in orbit around Saturn, with one entire wall being a viewport through which we're treated by a spectacular view of Saturn's rings as we shag.
sex underwater sounds interesting
oh and hell yeah i'd like to be mile-high
I will most definately be having sex with some elves in my next Sex-LD! Good idea!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lëzen
SARAH KERRIGAN! HELL YES!Quote:
Originally Posted by Lëzen
I think that fantasizing about a tiny pixelated character at the age of 6 is sort of odd. But heck, she's a total gem.
Before infestation.
...And maybe after, too.
I've already nailed Jill Valentine in one of my lucids actually. I still have Claire Redfield and Tifa Lockheart on my list.
Uhoh I like this thread =D, well I once almost had sex with 2 women when I swapped sex...The transformation actually kinda failed I was a shemale....uhoh sadly I woke up before we record the porn movie...aaaaawh good dreams good reams.
Have sex in public obviously. Everyone can see how good im doing.
this sounds fun, will add to my list. Airplanes are ok, but i don't think that i would spend a dream on just that, maybe that combined with another though. underwater sex, IMHO sounds... painful considering that water is and anti-lubricant :shock:Quote:
Originally Posted by Lëzen
also, that brings up the question of rather DCs from N64 would be pollygonny or realistic. same for anime.
sex in the airplane, and then jump out of the airplane and have sex as you are falling
I've always had a thing for elves. Too much playing zelda as a kid, I guess *cough* Saria *cough*
That sounds fun, too.Quote:
Originally Posted by Hercuflea
I had my first sex change last week. Was finally a woman, and I was getting DPed. I didn't really feel much, which was probably a good thing.
I was much better looking as a woman than I thought I'd be.
I still want to give some poor DC a Dirty Sanchez. I don't think I'd want to risk a Cleveland Steamer in my sleep just in case it happened. I probably wouldn't try a Blumpkin either for the same reason. I invented my own signature move I've been meaning to try out, "The Prickly Cusp", but I probably shouldn't say what it is though...
I also want to have sex with Bjork just to see what kind of sounds she'd make.
So, turn the oceans into oil. Problem solved. Better yet, create a near-frictionless environment. Better still, how about a negative-friction environment? That could be interesting...Quote:
Originally Posted by sheogorath
1 more post to 100! :banana: :boogie: :banana:
transform into a girl and have lesbian sex
I've done that twice, but never lucidly.Quote:
Originally Posted by JamesLD
I don't know about you other guys, but one of my longest lived, and deep seated sexual fantasies is to infiltrate a giant, evil cooperation/global conglomeration, that is run entirely by women, all mercenary style. Fight my way to the heart of it, get bested by some highly trained sex assassin, and sent to a testing area where I am farmed for my seed, experimented on, and finally killed by a wave of women forcing themselves on me.
I doubt I would be opposed to this even in real life...
Wow...ive got my fantasies too but dude...lol