Sexual LD checklist

Allow me to start off with the following:
100TH POST! YAHOO! BOOYAH! :banana: :boogie: :banana:

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Originally Posted by Fattoxthegreat

I don't know about you other guys, but one of my longest lived, and deep seated sexual fantasies is to infiltrate a giant, evil cooperation/global conglomeration, that is run entirely by women, all mercenary style. Fight my way to the heart of it, get bested by some highly trained sex assassin, and sent to a testing area where I am farmed for my seed, experimented on, and finally killed by a wave of women forcing themselves on me.

I doubt I would be opposed to this even in real life...

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Schnikies, man! That's one specific fantasy. I always thought it would be fun to stow away on a cruise ship full of hot women, have the ship crash, escape to a deserted island, and be made king of the island, where all the women tend to my every whim. Picture Gilligan's Island without the dudes and more chicks that all worship me.

^wow dude thats like almost exactly mine too

You're kidding...does anyone else have the same fantasy?

Well mines not exactly the same but its similar. Mine involves star wars. Nuff said

What happens in dreamland stays in dreamland.

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Originally Posted by StrangeDreamsGuy

Slayer?
JK.
But gender-bending sounds... interesting.

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Originally Posted by KingYoshi

A catgirl? Where is slayer, lol!

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Catgirls. Yes. I can provide pictures if need be.

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Originally Posted by WakingNomad

google "yiffing' LOL

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"Yiffing" is a furry term. I am not a furry.

I've had 2 lucids with catgirls in them. Not once did I try to make a sexual move on them. The first one didn't last very long, but my second one I had a conversation with about God. It was neat.

SLAYER'S HERE!!! :banana:

By all means, please feel free to provide pictures.

Lol I would tell you guys some of the shit I want to do, but it is really graphic. Like Conkt said, "What happens in dreamland stays in dreamland."

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Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

Lol I would tell you guys some of the shit I want to do, but it is really graphic. Like Conkt said, "What happens in dreamland stays in dreamland."

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I here ya. Most every time I have sex in a lucid it is very pornstar-esque!

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Originally Posted by Conkt

What happens in dreamland stays in dreamland.

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So true...so true.

:bump:

Hey, where did slayer go?

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Originally Posted by Mario92

Hey, where did slayer go?

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Off with his cats, I'd wager.

i looked up yiffing.... thats not exactly what i am talking about :)
People in animal costumes living out fantisies from a MUD is not very attractive to me.
I mean more like slayers cat girls, but as a fox and with some fox features other than a tail and ears, maybe (thin) hair or something. anyway, less animal than the stuff i found...

EDIT: actually..... after looking through some more stuff, the alien type sex would be fun. I would post the link, but that is against rules :(

I forgot what I was talking about when I said I could provide pictures...

I guess I just meant that if you guys want some pictures, then I can give you some.

No porn though. I don't collect catgirl porn.

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Originally Posted by slayer

I forgot what I was talking about when I said I could provide pictures...

I guess I just meant that if you guys want some pictures, then I can give you some.

No porn though. I don't collect catgirl porn.

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Well, of course not porn. I'm just looking for some generic catgirl pictures.

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Originally Posted by JamesLD

transform into a girl and have lesbian sex

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I was hoping someone would think to list this. That was actually one of my first ideas :P

"Death by snu snu"

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Originally Posted by pllplp

"Death by snu snu"

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This ^

-Masturbate as the opposite sex. I've actually always wondered what that would be like.
-Try lesbian sex
-Try gay male sex as a man (of course)
-Tie a man down bondage style and have my way with him
-Have an epic orgasm (I've never had an orgasm in a dream before, but whenever I feel horny down there, it feels much more incredible than a real life "orgasm" so far. I want to take it further.)


I wish I could be more creative, but that's all I've got so far. Underwater sex sounds frustrating, you can hardly move fast or easily enough. I get angry in dreams when it seems like the air I'm moving through is underwater and I'm too weak to move normally.

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Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer

-Underwater sex sounds frustrating, you can hardly move fast or easily enough. I get angry in dreams when it seems like the air I'm moving through is underwater and I'm too weak to move normally.

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You could summon dolphins to help "nudge" you into position. That, or you could just will the water to move you in the right direction. Better yet, have him come to you.

Fit an entire basketball into your anus and see what it feels like.

Ow. And another thing: Ow.

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Originally Posted by CarmineEternity

Fit an entire basketball into your anus and see what it feels like.

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Wow! Not so sure about that one, lol. That would be pretty crazy though...

I want to have underwater sex with Jessica Alba.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_X-e2Pk-rNj...the_blue-3.jpg

To nail Hayden Panettiere.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_XZ-NrM6Ick...tiere)_jpg.jpghttp://i284.photobucket.com/albums/l...enBioAass1.gif

To bang Jasmine on a magic carpet ride.

http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/5025/47070954.jpg

Hmm, I actually have had lucid sex on a magic carpet ride, but not with Jasmine. That would be awesome. Jessica Alba & Hayden Panetierre btw, nice!!!

have sex with every female frome the L word.
#1 goal
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yesssssss