Altruist's (un)epic adventures

I dreamt my dog had died.I cut her head off and dragged it around town with me.I also felt some obligation to eat it, which I did partially.It was still sad and disgusting though, I'm pretty sure I could smell it’s scent of rotting meat.I went through a restaurant that looked like a college restaurant and through a carnival park.

Eventually, I encountered a friend.We looked at my dog's head and the fur/leather kind of peeled off.It looked really spooky with it’s empty eye holes.The rest of my dog’s body was now there too and she was moving.I had the horrible impression that she had not died at all and I had just peeled of her skin or something and she was now in pain.I woke up, spooked as hell.

I went to a party and met a friend there.He was talking to a guy about his favorite music albums and mentioned an album I like (Deep Fantasy).I got kind of excited and talked a bit about it

Murder

I got into a fight with a guy from college and ended up killing him.I'm not sure whether we agreed on fighting or if he was just defending himself from my attack.We were both using spears to try to stab each other.He got pretty close to hitting my face, but I managed to dodge and counterattack by stabbing his right eye.As I did this I was somewhat grossed out and wanted to stop and apologize, but I forced myself to thrust the spear deeper into his head, destroying his brain.A girl nearby saw everything and was pretty shocked.I ran away, afraid more people would see me.

I made a post on 4chan saying that the guy was dead.I thought no one would know it was me and that there was no evidence linking me to it.The anon hive mind managed to find my real name though, and was also saying I was the murderer.I became worried as fuck about going to prison and stuff.I woke up, unsure whether I had killed the little fucker or not.

Comp wars

I was on some underground base with a web of tunnels.The guys who major in computer engineering at college were at war with those who study statistics.It didn't seem like we were using real weapons, since I don't remember any blood or gore, but we were taking the fight very seriously anyways.It was like a game where the wounded were taken out without dying for real.We were also wearing some sort of cushioned armor.In the end the computer engineer majors were victorious, but earthquakes threatened to collapse the tunnels.I avoided rocks falling from the ceiling and used a pickaxe to make my way to the surface.

Alien star message

I was at a party, looking at the sky.I spotted a group of stars that looked very bright and pretty.I pointed out to my friend that those stars couldn't have been born out of randomness.I turned my head to the right and saw lots of green and red lights, forming what looked like a monster from that "Space Invaders" atari game.It was also moving across the sky to the left.

The house was robbed and everyone went home, party over.The guy who was the host was talking to someone on my cellphone, it was raining outside.

I dreamt I went to a party with some of my friends.One of them was back together with his ex girlfriend.We danced to music while trying to stay on top of gym treadmills.There were lots of people I know there.My friends noticed a girl I kissed one time was at the bar.They were going to talk to her but I thought it would be embarassing as fuck so I fled to the restroom.I'm not sure whether or not she saw me before I made my escape.

A socialist-feminist activist girl I know was leaving the men's restroom, my mind made up some false memory that explained it perfectly.The floor was covered in piss and filth.I drank some water from a fountain and did something like a handstand on it.When I looked at the mirror, my nose was enlarged and crooked.I tried playing with it to see if I could fix it but it hurt a lot.It looked better afterwards though.

Military skeleton attack

In this dream I had gotten myself infiltrated into some kind of meeting chamber where powerful leaders talked about shit and made decisions.I saw the guy I was working for among the crowd, dressed as a native american.He signalled to me that now was the time to strike their leader.I didn't trust this guy completely though, so I hesitated for a moment.My cover was blown and they started coming after me.

I ran and tried to hide myself but they always managed to spot me.I shot some soldier man in the face with a tommy gun.They all looked like skeletons in high rank military clothing.I also remember jumping around and making soldiers kill each other with their reckless firing.

I dreamt I was staying at a house with some random people. I wanted to play videogames and entered the bathroom or something. Shit, I can't recall much now.

I dreamt I was at a big house party with people from college. I got really drunk and flirted with Julie, but did not dare make a move. She smiled and mocked me for being so passive or something. That hurt. I jumped into a pool and the guys tried to keep underwater as a joke. I struggled trying to go back to the surface to breath but ended up passing out. I was now on my computer browsing some text on the screen. I didn't feel any sort of hangover so I concluded I hadn't drunk that much after all.

In another dream, I was with friends near a bar. A childhood girl friend apologized for wrecking my social status years ago. I was confused since I couldn't remember any particular incidents but accepted her apologies anyway. There was some tasty looking fruit at the bar, probably pears but maybe they were pink or something.

Pool party and the man who never was

I dreamt I was travelling through vast snowy dreamscapes in order to get home after a party/to get to another party. The ground looked blocky, as if I were on a Minecraft map.

We were on a pool party now. Some guy with brown skin and a mohawk talked to me enthusiastically, I think we knew each other from school or something, but I couldnt remember him. I was upset by this. I wanted really hard to remember who he was. A cute girl approached me and examined my face with care. We were practically hugged to each other at this point. She pressed on some acne scars and I told her there were only scars left. She started pressing on my nose, there was a pimple inside one of the nostrils, she said. I didn't care much. We were pushed by something and fell into the pool. We floated back to the surface and she blamed the dog on pushing us. I let go of her embrace and got out of the pool. Some fat guy hugged her and almost drowned her. She said "let go of me!" in a mad tone but the retard seemed oblivious to it. I went back to talk to the brown guy. He said we were in some classes together at college now, but I still couldn't remember him. I woke up. I was unsure whether the dude existed or not. Now I'm sure he isn't real. I am still bothered by this. In the dream, I felt like he was real, not just because he was talking to me or I could see him, but I imagined him to be a real person with qualia, memories and experiences.

There was this fair skinned, blue eyed (?), tall girl who I kissed at a party. She tried to kill herself by jumping out of her bedroom window, but the fall was too short and she just broke both her legs. I was there for her. I called an ambulance and talked to her. I felt a strange attraction to her, and also some sort of connection. I think she fell in love with me. I wish I could recall this dream better, it felt really good.

Vampiric alien

I was playing some immersive videogame/virtual reality where I was a tall, gray and kind of slimy looking alien. I was in a forest and the vividness was really intense. The sky was cloudy but the forest looked really bright. There were some water streams nearby, and also rocky mountains. I kind of just roamed around and explored, eventually finding a shed were people lived. I fed on their energy and doing this turned them into zombies with round heads with holes in them, through which a bright orange light shone. Those zombies could feed on other people and contaminate them as well.

I somehow got into a crashed car, I'm not sure if I was the one who crashed it. I knew I could partially absorb it in order to create some metal armor around my slime, but I didn't want to at the moment. I drank some water in order to heal my wounds, but ended up being kidnapped by fish. I was now inside a house and a voice in my head told me what I had to do in order to survive. The tuna king was going to ask me some questions and I had to answer them right, it had something to do with my taste in anime. I eventually met the fish, he didn't look very anthropomorphic but managed to walk on two legs somehow anyways. He asked me questions just like the voice told me he would, and after I answered them right I was released.

I wish I could recall this dream better, it had this really strong superhero feeling to it, despite my role as a disgusting monster. The scenery was really something too, I wouldn't mind having another with that kind of setting.

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Dream job

In this dream I was working at a software company. None of my coworkers were familiar except for my boss/manager, who was my software engineering teacher. My desk was stationed on the left side of the room, close to a big window. Outside was a really green pine tree forest (or was it a temperate forest?). It was dark and raining in a really comfy rainymood.com fashion. Despite the rain (you would expect it to be really cloudy) I was able to see the stars in the sky and their reflection on a swimming pool in the forest. They looked really colorful and beautiful, something you would see on Hubble telescope pictures.

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My manager reviewed my work on a module design with mixed enthusiasm. He noted I wasn't as bad as some other guy, but suggested I encapsulated some variables as static attributes of some class. I agreed with him and got back to work.

I had this crazy dream where I was playing Civilization with friends. I was fighting the chinese while explaining to my mom that this game was turn based. Some of my units died and turned into yellow ghosts (this is where it starts getting weird). The ghosts were absorbed by ingame sunflowers, which turned red and made everyone in the room really high on acid. Stuff was really colorful and intense and I could barely move.