Altruist's (un)epic adventures

Scooter please

I was inside a dark house at night.I was with a friend and very paranoid looking for robbers or kidnappers.I am then on the passenger seat of a car,my dad is driving around the city,there is daylight.My dad asks me if I want to build a house or something,he says its cheap.I say no: "why would I want a house?".He asks if i want a scooter and tells me they are only $60,00.I find that quite cheap and imagine myself going to school and driving a scooter.

I am now bicycling down a road on a mountain.I test my balance skills by doing some stuff with the bycicle.A guy passes near me also bicycling,I feel the need to compete.

Dang,my dreams are becoming too abstract to recall or put in words.The only solid thing I recall was being in a birthday party.It was a popular girls's birthday and there were popular people there,all of them from my old school.I stayed away from them and just played videogames on a room with my friends.I remember being in doubt about wether I should just leave the party or if I should congratulate the girl first.

I dreamt I went to my old school,the students were having an english class.The teacher spoke fairly well and the class level seemed intermediate to high,not the kind of sillyness i'm used to at school.

I also dreamt I was discussing a game with a friend.The game seemed very familliar and I talked as if I had played it,but looking at it now I don't think it exists.It was a dark game,probably old,where I had to go down some catacombs to find something.There were traps on the way,it was moderately scary.

I can only remember a RuneScape chatbox and chathead,but I don't know what was written on it.

From yesterday:

Dem asians

I was at a party.There was something on a a big screen and everyone was dancing.My friend B was dancing with an asian girl I don't think I know.He went away to drink something,he was all smiley.She came near me,maybe she wanted to dance or something.I asked her "Am I too ugly?" and she answered "Yes",I wasn't too affected.Monsters from silent hill started invading the palce,I'm not sure if we were playing or it was "real" but she didn't seem very worreid.I remember a pile of them and killing one with a scapel.


Today:

Eternal torch

I was in my classroom with some friends.My friend had invented a torch that lasted very long.It was a wood with some green and blue rope around it,an acrylic like conic shaped thing around it to protect us from the heat and a fuse to light it up.The rope wrapped around it was supposed to be the combustible.We tried lighting the fuse up but it kind of failed.Someone said that if things were done properly we could keep the torch alight for hundreds of years.

I also had some dream were I had sex,but I was kind of limp(ololol).

Before falling asleep last night I tried some auto suggestion asking for dreams that could make me feel amplified emotions and this is the result.

Streets,cyborgdom and prejudice

I was walking around in a city with my dad.We crossed streets lots of times and he warned me to be careful with the cars.We entered a store,there were tools for fixing cars on the wall.The store keeper was behind the counter.He asked me if I wanted a machine to help me exercise and boost my biceps.I refused,but he continued insisting on it.After a while,he seemed slightly angered and disappointed.

I look out the window and see a little green/blue eyed girl on the street with a dog.She is with some other kids.I wonder why she is alone and if her parents are coming back to get her.Affected by my prejudice I can't accept the existence a poor blue eyed girl alone on the streets.The dog is a golden retriever.

We go to some other place and there is another guy behind a counter.I think it was some kind of tollbooth and I had to do something special to pass because I had mechanical arms I think.

A weirder Rapture

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I am sinking into the ocean and there is a voice narrating what I am doing/am supposed to do.I hold my breath very hard and as I sink I see the underwater city of Rapture,upside down because of the position in which I am sinking.The voice is still anrrating and I start swimming through the rocks and corals,trying to reach the chamber the big daddies use to enter the city.Holding my breath is a struggle and I let it out just as I pull the lever to enter.

I am in.The corridor looks dark and familiar and for the first time the sense of "i've seen/dreamed this before" is confirmed:it looks the same as in the dream "a nicer rapture".I look around and this time its not a glass that separates me from the ocean but ordinary wood windows.The gate keeper is smiley as always and starts explaining some confusing stuff.I see the outside of what was supposed to be the city but it looks like some ordinary european houses,with brilliant orange hooks near the roof.The guy says something about how the hooks let something drop on the people that walk on the street and I wonder if that is the explanation for the people's power.

Deforestment and tag

I on top of a tree reading something.A girl whines about how she's supposed to do all the work around the farm.I climb down and find myself on my neighbourhood's playground.There are lots of tree stumps on the grass,I think I remember seeing a guy cutting one down with a strange red laser chainsaw.I pick up part of a tree,with branches and everything and drag it around,searching for my friends.

I get to the other playground and find not my friends,but bunch of people I don't know,they seem to have the same age as me.Slightly anxious of meeting new people,I talk to them and we start playing tag,its night already.We have lots of fun playing like kids and they become my friends quickly.Some guy appears and we lie down on some weird yellow treadmill that shakes.

Old school again ololo

I was at my school,but there are people in the class that I know from my old school.I talk to some girls I know and hear some people talking,its all quite vague.I am now in my old school's court.We play soccer I think.

I deamt I was swimming on the beach,but the ocean was contaminated by heavy metals,which made the water more dense and I had to put much more force on my arms to swim.I think the water had lead on it and that kind of stuff.

I also dreamt I looked at my eyes and they were lighter,they looked kind of hazel.I was very excited,I could see them like that when I was on the sunshine.

I also remember turning around in bed lots of times before waking up and having the word "warfare" on my head.

I dreamt I was in class.My friend came in,her hair was longer than usual and quite red.Her boyfriend had painted his hair in a red-orange like color.

I also dreamt I went on a trip,flying on a plane.When I had to go back home,though,I had to buy another ticket(it was not included in the trip cost) and I ahd no mmoney on me.My friend's mom came by car to get us,it was all quite weird.I also saw his dad but don't quite remember what he looks like,i've never seen him in waking life.

Execution

Me and some friends and people from school were in my back garden.They had three prisoners they were going to beat up/torture and then execute because they had broken the rules or something.The prisoners were calmly sitting on some chairs.I thought that was totally unfair and wanted to help them,I had a mixed feeling of injustice and helplessness,whic I have sometimes in dreams were I am captured and put in prison.

My friend asked me to hold her hand.The others were walking around preparing the stuff.After some time,I noticed they were distracted with some crazy dancing and decided to free the prisoners.I saw a small metal object which I could sue as a lockpick for the handcuffs on a table.I picked it up and tested it on some lock I took out of nowhere.I thought I would need some sort of technique but it was too easy.I made up an explanation saying that its like passing a card through a door's lock,it just pushes the lock away.

I went near one of the prisoners to free him,but he was talking on the cellphone and made a hand gesture to tell me to wait.I didn't care,I freed him from his handcuffs and I felt the dreaming fading.I tried very hard to hold on it but I could already feel myself in bed.I visualized a map of the place where we were and made up a story about how they managed to escape.

I feel asleep again and was now in my classroom.One of the guys who were planning the execution was there.I assumed I had failed and that the prisoners were dead,but when I talked to him he said something I can't remember.

Company and wallet story

I entered a room.I believed the place to be the Jagex company building.I saw my biology teacher working on something,and assumed she was the CEO.I left without being seen by anyone.The place I leave to is like and anime convention.Its on a street that looks european.A dude from my class appears.We are walking and the place is quite full.A guy with tanned skin starts following us.He then tells me a story taht went like "I found a wallet on the street and I looked for the owner to give it back to him but then he stole MY wallet and ran away.He then raped my ass but its him who got fucked in the and because my ass is riddled with disease".I'm not so sure about the rape part,lol.I then started spying on a girl frmo my class,who was behind a blue triangle thingy.



I also had some dreams about final fantasy,a game I have never played and some other games.

I had a dream where I was swimming in the ocean,near Rapture.I knew on the dream it was a videogame but it was some sort of virtual reality console,and I was totally immersed into it.I felt comfortable with breathing,but I felt some pain sometimes as if there was water entering my lungs.

The water was green-ish as always,I swam to the corner of the map where a huge glass structure was laying.

Red eyes

I dreamt I went with friend to a club or something like that.I saw a guy from my class and his eyes were red.I immediately recalled that he thinks he is a werewolf and also that it was full moon night.I started mocking him and he attacked me.I gave him some good punches and contact lenses jumped out of his eyes.That was what made his eyes look red,what a loser.

I think there was also a table with lots of different food were we were,it was like an all paid trip.

My dreams were all illogical and seemingly unlinear so I'm just going to post everything I remember.

I remember sitting on a toilet.It was a very fancy one,it could shoot water and stuff.It stood on a big,dark bathroom but the place felt very cosy.I left and then I saw my friend's dad making comments about the toilet.

I also dreamt I was at school and there was a party going on.My mom called me and started talking about how I had to find someone to have sex with while I wandered about the school.The voice changed and it was now my friend talking to me,I can't remember what he said now.While he talked to me,I saw lots of water puddles on the grassy school area.I wandered into a classroom that was supposed to be the art classroom.There were funny fans which were very near to our heads,lower than my height.The teacher started talking about hwo they were an example for the other classes or something.

I also dreamed of spiderman being on top of a building.I think I war spiderman maybe.Also,I saw him getting his mask from someone else,a girl maybe.

I also remember finding a newspaper announcement where I saw photos of boxxy and her friends.It had her real name written on it.I started seeing her as a floating head and her eyes turned into a funny blue colour.She looked kind of wicked and scary.

S conversation

I was at school and I wanted to talk to S.I had never had a conversation with her and I felt like it,I was confident,maybe because deep inside I knew I was dreaming.I can't remember exactly what we talked about but she seemed pleased enough considering I am almost a stranger to her.Even though I think I was pleasing her,she did not show much interest,and I could feel her slipping away from the conversation and me.

Balcony ninja dog

I was on my bed,probably trying to sleep when Sa,my dog,appeared on my room's balcony.She looked uneasy, but I just stroked and ignored her.She jumped out of the balcony.I had assumed she got there by jumping so I didn't think she would get hurt.She appeared again I think but I treated her the same way.Then,my older dog,N,appeared on the balcony.I stroked her and was worried for her.There was a little door on the balcony wall and she tried to open it with her paw,but was too weak to do so and let out a little scream of pain.I picked her up by the belly and she screamed again.I took her to the place where she sleeps.



I also dreamt of a weird inauguration of a water fountain or something.I had been looking around for some time and had seen many towers,wondering about their use.

Ben 10

I was on some ventilation tube thing,with two other people,most likely from the ben ten cartoon.A orange fighter-like spiky monster appeared and attacked us.He then morphed into an orange mug.I thought to myself something like "wow look at the things they invent on these new seasons".I jumped into the monster mug and there were lots of little mugs with milk inside it.I was now on my old school with it and I started throwing mugs of milk at random people.I wondered why I was doing that and the most ridiculous explanation came up "by throwing mugs with milk at people in a crowd,they won't know who or what hit them and will be angered,they will fight between themselves and while they are at it I will take over the world".It made perfect sense at the time.I saw a some cars passing by the street.

Problem,officer?

It was night and I was on some gas station with a grocery store.There were police officers near the store.I wanted to help them.I got some boxes of milk and handed them over to them.Then I got some blue boxes,which had weed in them.One of the police officers recognized that and said something like "woah,woah,son,don't be afraid,we will not arrest your for this.After all,you are handing 'em over to us"



I also remember seeing some words and then "1 2" written on a paper while I was talking to my mom.

I dreamt a hippy,stoner stereotype guy from my school was talking to me about relaxation and masturbation.He told me I should relax between orgasms to achieve something,lol.

Soldiers and,of course, a party

I was inside my house,there was a party going on.I was kind of lonely,lying on the couch with the tv on,watching One Piece.My house had a weird feeling,like something was different.

Then there were some people on a flying machine,probably an airship,commenting on what they were seeing below.On land,there were soldiers marching with cows on their sides.Their superiors were whipping them with aggressiveness.Suddenly,I was down there and I had a whip.I tried to whip a cow/soldier but ended up hitting myself on the neck.

I wanted to try a WBTB but got scared of being scared by the alarm clock in the middle of the night and jumping out of bed loudly.I disarmed the alarm and wen't to bed,but naturally woke up in the middle of the night because of willpower.I felt too lazy to get up and tried falling asleep again.

Lan house birthday

It was my birthday and my mom was going to pay some hours in the lan house for me and some friends.I went to my old school to talk to them about it.I remember seeing one of them in a classroom.We were now in a library.The librarian said we weren't going to the lan house,she was going to make us use the library computers.The computers were shit and I felt like I was wasting my time and the money I paid to go to the lan house.I remember seeing a timer on the computer screen showing how much time we had left to use the computers.I also saw a clock,which I thought showed real life time,and it said it was 10 am in the morning.I woke up thinking it was already 10 am and that the time I spent awake had spoiled my sleep.

Gentlementleman

I was playing a game, fully immersed in it.It was a first person shooter,and it seemed like I had gotten to the boss stages.The game mechanics were very confusing,I remember stepping on a mechanical device with a red light and it kind of became my armour,there were also third person perspective parts.One boss was a yellow guy and to fight him,I got a giant rabbit like mechanical bird to fly on.I was flying around a huge room fighting him.He could throw yellow flying devices in the air which stood in place and he could use to jump on and reach me,they also served as traps for my bird.It took me some time to find him and manage to hit him with a dash.

Another boss appeared.It seemed like an eyeball with a force field protecting it.It spawned some humanoid robots.I was now on my feet and had some guns to use.I theorised that if I touched the force field I would be hurt and that I could not hit the eyeball with normal bullets.I decided to try using its spawns to hit it,by crafting a bomb out of them or making them bounce into the eyeball's force field by shooting them.It wasn't very effective.The room was dark and I had to shoot the robot's tiny heads or red light thingies.

I was now in a battle field like place,with a building to the northeast.My team was talking to me,there was a spy with a funny accent in a blue suit with a check pattern.From what it seemed,the other group was formed by spies only,the Alaska spies.We went attack them.There was a window through which we could see a garage like place, there were some guys vandalising a car or something.They got nearer to the window and I tried to shoot one of them in the head with a shotgun.It didn't even break the glass window.They mocked me for not being able to kill them.I used the shotgun's handle to break the glass using my arm's strenght and it worked.I continued to shoot them in the head but even though I expected them to explode they didn't.I was too imersed into it,and being afraid of being shot in the face or losing a limb I backed off and ran away.

Sublimation at old school

I was at my old school,the one I studied at when I was a kid.A stoner from my current school was there and he was holding some milk.He told me he had cooled it down to -78º celsium degrees,enough to make it solid.He also told me that when he stopped cooling it it would sublimate,becoming a gas.

I was now going home in a van.The van had not left school yet.Someone gave me some french fries through the window.As I don't consider them healthy,I shared them with the people in my van and only ate one or two.I also remember getting out of the van and walking around but this part is not very clear.

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Bioshock 3 3rd person

I was in my house.There was a party going on, or somethine like that, the place had a otherworldly feeling and looked different.I remember being on my computer playing a Bioshock game.It was in 3rd person perspective and I was a big daddy.I had a cannon like thingy as a weapon.I also remember I died very easily in the game.I was very excited about it and felt disappointed when I woke up and realized it was a dream.

Counter Strike grenade frenzy

I was in a snowy place.The terrain was like a giant staircase,and I was on top of it.To go down a step I needed to jump to it, but even though it was about 20 meters high I never got hurt.At first I thought I had to shoot as many people as possible,and thought they were bots.But then I got close to a group of people on a lower step and saw that I only had one grenade,and it was on the ground.I removed the pin and put it back on the ground for it to explode them and then jumped to a lower step.I did this many times,I believe.One time, I held the grenade in my hand for too long and when I was falling on the lower step the explosion reached me,rocketing me into the ground.

Many people I know were there.My friend who shares a name with me and uses glasses was on a base where there was only a flash grenade.I tried to blow it up there without jumping to a lower step but it was ineffective on them.On the lowest step of all was a guy who trains karate with me and uses hair iron.I threw a real grenade at my friend, he catched it and threw it at the guy who uses iron hair.He didn't notice there was a near him and that made me laugh heavily.It exploded,burning his hair,and his head was now a fishbowl (?).

Demons and cousins

I was sitting down with a little red creature on my hand.It had a feeling of perversion to it,and I stabbed it and cut it without hesitation.Even though I could see blood flowing through the cuts,it didn't stop grinning.My cousin was staring at me,I could see the fear stamped on her face but she never admits she is afraid of something and she affirmed she was not afraid.


I also remember being on a mall,in some dream.

Rich shadow kid and Dylan

I was in a house I've never been to.It was big and well lit.I was sitting on a couch with a girl,I could see the backyard from there.The house owner soon appeared,it was a kid's dad it seemed,I think he was wearing a pink shirt.Later,I played table tennis with a kid I've never seen before,though he was very friendly to me.I can't remember his face but I think he was short.He told me not to worry if the balls flied far away,but when they did,I always went to catch them.I only managed to make the ball hit his side of the table one time.The ball flied at my face and I could see it was studded with spikes,the boy said something about it's density.I got down to pick up a ball that had fallen on the garden and noticed that the agrden kind of blended in with the inside of the house,it was very neat.

I was on the mall,following Dylan and S.I can't remember if they were holding hands.Also,they didn't notice my presence until he kissed her as they turned a corner.As she kissed him,she looked at me from above his shoulder smiled.I smiled too and they disappeared in the corridor after the corner.I didn't feel sad,but just turned back and went away.

Late for school

I was in my house,but it seemed different.I had to do a lot of stuff to get ready to school and was often worried about the time,even though it didn't seem to pass at all.I remember looking at my wrist watch and seeing "10:42" on it.



I also had a dream about One Piece where Ruffy was away for some time.Meanwhile,the rest of the crew was defending the ship from a hoard of enemies,I'm not sure if they were marines or zombies.One guy used a red dagger which had a green liquid on its tip, poison I assume.Someone yelled out that they wouldn't be able to hold them for much longer.I think Ruffy arrived,I was him,maybe.

Final destination: jungle

I was walking around a lake when I found a friend of mine with his family.His father was swimming in the lake and said something.

On another part,some explorer guys where dying one by one in a forest.I remember a guy who had a bone sticking out of his knee,it looked horribly painful.His colleagues were trying to mend the bone by pushing it back into his leg, but it somehow ended up stabbing him in the skull and killing him.

I was at literature class and the teacher was talking about the portuguese arcadism.She also wrote some topics on the blackboard such as "centurism".I had lots of other dreams but I forgot them in the morning.

I had to do some presentation for school or something.I remember trying to memorize what I had to speak,but I can't really remember what it was about.It has a faint connection to "God of war" because of an image.Even after I woke up,I kept trying to memorize stuff,but then I realized I didn't really need to present anything and stopped.

I was watching a movie made by me and my friends for art class at a theater.All the people watching it were people I know from some school.The end repeated itself over and it involved a beaver and some saint's sculptures.A girl from my old school didn't enjoy the repetition and made a joke about it.Then we all started to walk in a circling motion around the theater's chairs.

I also dreamt I went periodically into a slum and had friends there.I remember playing arcade games with them.