I suddenly realized I was dreaming, and walked outside. Immediately I fell over. I tried to stand up and walk, but every time I took a step, I fell back down. I had no balance...period Dx.
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I suddenly realized I was dreaming, and walked outside. Immediately I fell over. I tried to stand up and walk, but every time I took a step, I fell back down. I had no balance...period Dx.
I'm at a family gathering in the kitchen. My family is telling me to do something, or trying to help me and I'm being really stubborn about it. My father tells me that I'm just like my brother. My Mom snaps her head in his direction as if to tell him he made a mistake, but I'm already pointing at him and yelling about how insulting that was. I decide I'd rather be alone and go to my room to go back to sleep. My girlfriend comes in the room to talk to me, when I respond I do so in real life and wake up.
I was in my backyard, then all of a sudden it started pouring rain. I ran under my porch to avoid getting soaked.
Had a dream we were talking about the multiplication rate of cancer cells (so geeky i know). I was saying something about humans and the number 2, and something about 'furbait' and the number 1. I looked up 'furbait' when I woke up and the result was not pleasing at all. O_____O
I had a dream that the church I've been attending changed their doctrine to something satanic. They created some portable video game console that I was forced to play. I ended up seeing multiple scenes were zombiefied children were being ripped apart into nothing but a bloody torso. The carnage was graphic and incredibly bloody. For once in my life I'm glad I didn't become lucid.
OMG that IS disturbing but freaking hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!Quote:
I looked up 'furbait' when I woke up and the result was not pleasing at all. O_____O
I'm standing in front of a gas station pump, waiting for my class to start
I wake up and head into the bathroom, I look in the mirror and my eye is swollen shut
I punched a baby
Last night, I dreamed I was in some weird procession. It had something to do with the motion of the planets.
I was talking with a sentient computer, the computer was the internet search engine Bing. I was regretfully telling it how much I think it sucks at doing it's job and it was trying to debate it's usefulness with me. I tell it to Google reviews about Bing and feel bad as it reads negative reviews about itself.
I had a dream melanieb and OpheliaBlue banned 2 members and they captured and tortured me. They apparently implanted something very small in my left shoulder blade and when they triggered it, it made this veeeeery painful stinging/numbing sensation like when you have a nasty toothache, except i felt it in my back.
I woke up and realized that one of the buds of my earphones was nudged under my left shoulder blade, apparently the sensation carried over into my dream and it added a storyline haha
I had very intensely emotional dream early in the night last night. It seemed more like a memory than a dream... or a memory in the dream but more emotional than images. I knew that I was remembering things that I recognized as a past life. My wife looked different (A lot like this Laura-Croft-ish woman that's been popping up) but I loved her as I do now. I was remembering some tragic thing that happened to us and either she was dieing or I was but I was severely depressed that I could not be with her anymore. I remember seeing her and knowing that I would lose her. Then my thoughts came around to the present and I was overcome with great joy at our long awaited reunion in this life. I woke with a feeling of great love and gratitude toward my wife.
I totally believe in reincarnation but I wonder if this was real. It certainly would fit with the emotion of our first meeting and the instant bond we had. I always felt like it was a reunion but never gave it much consideration until now. Whether it was real or not it sparked a renewed and greater appreciation for her being in my life.
Apparently my aunt warned my DC mom that I was a maniacal energy draining vampire! So being lucid I showed her. :vampire:
Sunday night: Was seeing aunt and uncle across the country for some reason (don't really like them in waking life) and had to go to the airport because I was leaving. This was during the early morning and a lot of what I remember was just tip-toeing around their garage trying not to wake my cousins who were sleeping in a car.
Monday night: I remember being at a stock exchange of some sort, looked familiarly like a train station in my city (I was there physically last night in waking life). Lots of people were excited about trading Bitcoins, so was I. However, I ended up converting all my money into USD and then back again into AUD
lol
Both times, woke around 2-3AM and recorded dreams after going to sleep around 11PM.
I threw a dildo at a DJ for pretending to be asleep while he should've been playing music.
-Smoking on a camping trip with Mila Kunis
-At a Lucid Dreaming lecture. OpheliaBlue is speaking and I'm sitting next to NewArt and Canis. Canis asks me if I've seen Xanous, and I tell him that I havn't been paying attention because I'm trying to have a lucid dream.
I had a veeeery long interconnecting dream. Earliest I could remember, I was a wizard at Hogwarts and our uniform was an all-white spacesuit with matching shoes and a watch. Then at some point in the dream I was a vampire running through the woods, holding a ticking timebomb and getting it as far away as I could from a town. I reached a clearing, and there was a basketball-sized blackhole sucking everything around it. For some reason, I knew that I could make the blackhole bigger by whispering things that I love so I whispered stuff into it like "i love watermelons, i love apples, i love confetti" — and it grew bigger. It grew too big that I had to shrink it down, and strangely for some reason the only way to do that was to throw a lipstick lid into it. I only had one lipstick in my magically appearing purse though, so I threw it into the blackhole, it shrunk a little, but I got sucked into it anyway. The end.
I dont even.
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Short non-LD this morning. I was looking at some strange dentistry in my mouth. Two cuts stuffed with black plastic. Not gory, just weird. I thought it was sloppy work, and there was also a feeling of impatience.
Strange dentistry - Dream Journals - Lucid Dreaming - Dream Views
Before my WBTB I had a non lucid about being in college again. I was lost and late but all the classes were empty anyway. I saw my old English teacher from high school. I had to take some strange abstract test. We all sit in an empty gym with our tests while being distracted by a funny BBC TV show called 'Just For Fun'. There were bleachers pushed back to the wall and Mr. Bean was sitting on top staring at the TV like some crazy psycho killer.
I googled Just for Fun tv Show. It's a Canadian children's game show television series which aired on CBC Television from 1975 to 1976. BBC... CBC... Close
Then another Non lucid false awakening. My ass feels wet so I get out of bed. Glenn from works walks in the bathroom and laughs. He tells me I shit my pants. I take off my underwear and see I'm drenched wet with spatters of brown. I think I must have horrible diarrhea. I wake up on my left side. My ass was out of the covers and got cold. :cackle:
-A woman bursts into the bathroom I'm in crying because she only has one eye. I make a joke about depth perception being important and help her around.
-My roommate scores a huge stash of goodies.
-Animated Mushroom clouds make me Lucid. I try to leave the house through the door but it's stuck. I ask my cat If he can help me get out, but he's no help. Tried to teleport out and that failed too :P
It was Christmas time and people were exchanging gifts. I said I wouldn't join because I didn't have a gift because I had no money. They told me to get out, so I firebent and burnt down the Christmas tree. I went out, grabbed my airbending staff/glider and flew to the forest where I met an immortal airbender girl. It turned out she was hunting the avatar and I was it. We had a loooong and wicked bending duel where I bent all 4 elements. It ended with me freezing the river she was in, so she froze along with it. It was super vivid and I could feel the wind in my hair intensely as I hurled mini tornadoes her way. Non-lucid btw.
Jay-Z bought 400million dollars worth of cocaine and gave it to 40 people who then overdosed and died. He was found by police but he committed suicide before they took him into custody.
Snakes everywhere!! NDNNRFEOIHERFNOFREONIIHOFEI
I was bathing in a river and this huge python slithers into the water and moves against my feet. I get out and run and snakes from trees hit me in the face.
Dream #1:
I was preparing a meal [...] for a few members of my family. Then more family members showed up unannounced. [...] Then some close friends of the family arrived, followed by even more family members. Now I knew I wouldn't have enough food for all of them. I was fretting about this, thinking I might be able to make enough mashed potatoes, but it would take far too long to fry that much bacon, and I would have to buy it first anyway. Then someone spilled lemonade on the floor. I went to get a rag, but there were so many people crowding the hallway that I couldn't get to the kitchen. My aunt was kneeling down to untie her shoe, and I yelled at her to watch out for the lemonade.
Dream #2:
I was walking behind a person accompanied by a large dog walking upright on its hind legs, dressed in blue overalls that seemed to be sewn onto brown leather chaps. WTF?
Dream Journal entry here.
-I get surrounded by 5 guys in a trench coats, I prepare to defend myself with a knife I found in my newspaper
-I fly around a field of grass then dive attack my cat who was following me below
-I kick my front door open only to realize the hinges went the opposite way
-I Try to teleport to the beach but end up at a playground surrounded by evil coyotes
I had a really strange dream last night, from a perspective point of view. I was possessed by an evil entity and I was sent out to search for myself, I was also aware of myself hiding from the evil self, watching it fly around the roof tops looking for me. I've never had a dream before where I was aware of two bodies, it was weird to say the least.