I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.
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I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.
...This is hard to do.
When I fall from a high height in my dreams, I land safely in my real life bed with a jump.
Oh wait... that's true.
I shoot water out of my penis in the shower.
Wait.. What? I'm female you say?
dream about a creepy owl that will suck ur soul out if u look into it's eyes....... and about creepy-ass angels that move at the speed of llight when ur not looking, and if touched by 1 u get sent back into time...... they also r always crying, but when ur not looking they'll move there hands so u can see there DEAD LOOKING FACES....... don't look away....... don't run...... and don't even BLINK......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i think i crapped my pants*
Whenever I see a cute animal, I clench my teeth xD
I don't understand this thread but it seems like it should be in Senseless Banter.
Make sense.
(an elipsis for "made from sense.")
How can you not understand this?
I shoot water out of my fingertips too, and elbows and dick lol
Can't really think of anything right now.
At least you understand.
I think that I am the only guy who thinks that girls taking a shit are not cute.
Dude, of course they are cute. They are girls.
Over time I have become convinced that I can tell exactly what people are feeling, and am able to affect them in a way that can almost be labeled as complete control, even though I don't do this actively. I struggle with the moral implications of this, every day.
I used to pretend Im a video game boss battle and fight the imaginary main character!
I still KINDA do it. While I'm walking I pretend I have a sword and slice the air. But now the sword thing is so slight you can barely notice. :D
I used to fantasize about being like Lara Croft, or being caught up in some huge adventure, being hunted down by some organization for possessing secret information, being a hacker, having magic powers, getting into battles against bad people with my magic while the public stares in awe at how cool I am as I save their lives.
yeah
but did you actually pretend to climb walls and attack ppl with ur weapon like i did HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
I rarely drink water out of anything other than a water bottle and use a squirting method to get it in my mouth so I don't have to touch my lips to it and get germs.. even though they are my own germs. And I'm not even a germaphobe.
I know which cardinal direction I'm facing at all times and can tell you without hesitation.
I fly planes upside down.
The OP hasn't come back since he started this thread. It leads me to believe he just gave us a silly task and left us here to talk shit and make fools of ourselves.
I carry out prolonged conversations with myself. Sometimes in public, under my breath.
When I listen to music, I tell myself how I would have done X differently to make it sound better.
While listening to music, watching a video I like, etc. that I want other people to experience, I watch it over and over, imagining I'm a different specific person or type of person seeing/hearing it for the first time, and try to guess their reactions. I've been doing this with Game of Thrones trailers and preview.
I sometimes talk aloud to myself or my cat in an attempted British accent while no one is around.