I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.
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I shoot water out of my fingertips in the shower.
...This is hard to do.
When I fall from a high height in my dreams, I land safely in my real life bed with a jump.
Oh wait... that's true.
I shoot water out of my penis in the shower.
Wait.. What? I'm female you say?
dream about a creepy owl that will suck ur soul out if u look into it's eyes....... and about creepy-ass angels that move at the speed of llight when ur not looking, and if touched by 1 u get sent back into time...... they also r always crying, but when ur not looking they'll move there hands so u can see there DEAD LOOKING FACES....... don't look away....... don't run...... and don't even BLINK......AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH *i think i crapped my pants*
Freak.Quote:
Originally Posted by MrTash
Whenever I see a cute animal, I clench my teeth xD
I don't understand this thread but it seems like it should be in Senseless Banter.
Make sense.
(an elipsis for "made from sense.")
How can you not understand this?
I shoot water out of my fingertips too, and elbows and dick lol
Can't really think of anything right now.
Well, at least I understand.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
At least you understand.
I think that I am the only guy who thinks that girls taking a shit are not cute.
Dude, of course they are cute. They are girls.
Over time I have become convinced that I can tell exactly what people are feeling, and am able to affect them in a way that can almost be labeled as complete control, even though I don't do this actively. I struggle with the moral implications of this, every day.
I used to pretend Im a video game boss battle and fight the imaginary main character!
I still KINDA do it. While I'm walking I pretend I have a sword and slice the air. But now the sword thing is so slight you can barely notice. :D
I used to fantasize about being like Lara Croft, or being caught up in some huge adventure, being hunted down by some organization for possessing secret information, being a hacker, having magic powers, getting into battles against bad people with my magic while the public stares in awe at how cool I am as I save their lives.
yeah
but did you actually pretend to climb walls and attack ppl with ur weapon like i did HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!?
I rarely drink water out of anything other than a water bottle and use a squirting method to get it in my mouth so I don't have to touch my lips to it and get germs.. even though they are my own germs. And I'm not even a germaphobe.
I know which cardinal direction I'm facing at all times and can tell you without hesitation.
I fly planes upside down.
The OP hasn't come back since he started this thread. It leads me to believe he just gave us a silly task and left us here to talk shit and make fools of ourselves.
I carry out prolonged conversations with myself. Sometimes in public, under my breath.
I do that, usually in private, sometimes I can't help it in public when I'm sleep deprived.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario92
I take a route while walking from the bus stop to my house that is longer than another route I could take, because it feels shorter.
When I listen to music, I tell myself how I would have done X differently to make it sound better.
While listening to music, watching a video I like, etc. that I want other people to experience, I watch it over and over, imagining I'm a different specific person or type of person seeing/hearing it for the first time, and try to guess their reactions. I've been doing this with Game of Thrones trailers and preview.
I sometimes talk aloud to myself or my cat in an attempted British accent while no one is around.
My first thread seems to be successful.
I also saw some wacky and funny stuff you do.
Someone mentioned that I'm a freak. I don't see anything wrong with it.
Another person also said I left you here to make you look like fools. Of course I do.
I randomly sing "Nananananananananananananananana BATMAN!"
A lot.
There are only 8 "na"s in the traditional batman song, so it must be true that you are the only person to screw up such a simple song so hard.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raspberry
Personally, I am the only person I know that does absolutely nothing that no one else does. I am the only completely unoriginal person that I am aware of.
Really, I don't bother to count how many "na's" there are.
But, for your sake, I will let you know that I doubled the amount of "na's" to make it longer. Nanana.
Also, I'm guessing that the only need you felt to make that comment is to make me feel stupid, in which case you failed miserably.
Actually, I was just having a bit of fun. For someone who shares a name with the fart noise you make by blowing on someone else's skin, you sure seem to be lacking in the "sense of humor" dept. :wink:
When I grow up, I want to live in a world just like this one.
Then I apologise for my comment :P *Offers hand*
And I didn't know that noise was made :eek:
I'm currently blowing on my hand...
I watched the pattern long enough to manipulate it. There was a time I would have been serverely punshied for even mentioning this, but not so much these days.
One of us has lost interest.
I seek out germs.
I look for fresh sources. I keep my senses open for anyone who appears to be sick, and I try to consume these germs. I have done this for ten years now. At first I just got sick a lot. But after a few years I stopped getting sick at all!
For four months I worked at a hospital. I intentionally exposed myself to some of the most contageous viruses known, on a daily basis. I still did not get sick.
During the last four years I have gotten sick only two times.
One of those times I was living with a girl who was sick for a full week. After five days of bombardment with her illness I came down with the same symptoms. I was sick for twelve hours. She became well again two days later.
I agree with Mario and Dianeva, I talk to myself, mostly when I am home alone except I don't just talk to myself, I pretend like I'm talking to other people but I am showing them to do something....
example: If I am making cereal, I'm like "well first you get the milk and bowl" etc etc. I probably sound crazy but I find I do this with most things...it makes them more entertaining and it happens automatically.
I think there is a help thread out there for you.Quote:
Originally Posted by Raspberry
I like to put things/words together in weird ways.
You + Are + In = Urine
YES I DO THAT TOO!Quote:
Originally Posted by erible
espacially when I'm playing video games I usually pretend I'm showing off about how good i am or that im filming a walkthrough.
exactly what I do xD I always pretend I am filming walkthroughs!Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
Disclaimer: drunk sort of. WOw, I guess that's common. Especially if I'm good at something and want someone else to try to too, like a game. I've wanted my boyfriend to play a game I've been playing, and I've wanted my mom or dad or brother to play oblivion, etc. I'll often imagine that they're playing it for the first time and I'm instructing them on how to play. It's so unbelievably entertaining. I've always considered myself sort of arrogant for doing this. It's good to know others do similar things.
WOOOOOW
i really thought i was the only one. this thread is awesome :D
exactly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
me too xDQuote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
Whenever I hear a sound, I involuntarily see whatever's making it in my mind's eye. Like, if I'm talking on the phone, I see whoever I'm talking to say the words, and I see their facial expressions.
And I do that thing where I instruct imaginary people, too! Cooool!
I sorta do the same thing s ElizaLS
also, when I am on the telephone I usually always pace around
when I think words, I usually always see the words in my head and they come up as a typewriter with every thought
this is something I think is pretty common but anytime I read something I watch it as I read in my mind, like a movie :)
When something cool happens, I get lost in thought as to how I tell my friends :D
That to. I'll often go over the story, or part of it, imagining and deciding how exactly I'm going to phrase it. At different times in my life, the person/people I imagine telling it to changes depending on who I regularly tell stories of my life to.Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
When I'm arguing my point against someone, I come up with loads of stuff in my head that sounds great. Fantastic speeches that would convince anyone who heard what I said. But when I open my mouth and talk, I word it differently and my argument isn't as good as I planned it to be.
oh here is something, Heavy Sleeper reminding me of this, if I am arguing with someone I come up with arguments against myself; and I wonder to myself why they didn't say that to me
I have to constantly stop myself from abusing my mod powers to edit other people's posts for spelling/grammar/punctuation errors. Maybe other mods do this too, but I doubt it.
Thats terrible.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
What, you think I shouldn't stop myself??
I agree that would be an inapropriate use of you're mod powers
i DOnt' mIned, spleing\gRamar/p.uncuaion oin the computer?! I only 'nly crae wnah im editing sutffzQuote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
Erible, the same thing happens to me with both things! I see the words people say, too, and when I read, I see a movie!
*highfive* I didn't think many people did those things :DQuote:
Originally Posted by ElizaLS
Every day of my life.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
While listening to my ipod, I have to have a hand on the volume constantly, because I'm always turning it up and down without noticing. It will be too loud and someone's walking by me and I'm afraid they'll hear, so I turn it down, but then it feels too quiet and I like the part of the song, so I turn it up... I don't notice myself because it's half subconscious, until I need to take my hand away and get an overwhelming urge to adjust the volume within seconds.
I do the exact thing! I always think people can hear it so I fiddle with itQuote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I also do several things "no one else does".
Firstly, when I try to sleep I always feel most comfortable with having my arm over/above/on/next to my head, with a slight bend in the elbow to follow the shape of my head.
Secondly I will reasonably often have "conversations" with others in my mind, though these more closely resemble monologues as I only think up answers if I'm preparing for an argument or the like. These "conversations" are almost always directed at friends. I never speak out loud though. You know, except for that one time. :roll:
Lastly I will talk aloud to myself when performing tasks. But it's never directed at anyone, and mostly contains phrases such as "and then we do this with that. and that goes there... " etc (with all the this, there and thats as written).
Edit: I guess I should also clearify this "we" I use when talking to myself. Though I am by no means certain, I believe it stems from the mental distinction between "me the one talking" and "me the one listening".
I check this thread to remind myself I'm not that weird after all. At least when compared to the rest of you. :]
I do that with the tv remote. :PQuote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
hmmm theres some stuff I posted in the "what are your phobias" thread that I could post in here, I just might do that xD
I also am extremely OCD, I could go on about that, such as, there has to be odd numbers of exclamation marks, tv volume has to be on an odd number, I have to do things a certain amount of times until it feels right, i have to feel balanced (e.g. getting a highfive with one hand, and not the other, I have to even it out) etc, etc.
[edit] here are the things from the phobia thread that fit here.
I have to sleep with my feet under the covers not matter what; I fgel like someone will grab them if I don't. I also have to build a barricade of pillows around me to feel safe.
I can't stand having a mirror by me when I sleep. I can have a mirror in the room but it has to be in a certain location where I can't see myself while in my bed. It is a fear I have. Once when I stayed at my aunts, I was staying in the extra room on an air mattress on the floor, the room wasn't finished and there was a mirror leaning against the wall, parallel to me. I had to cover it with a blanket because I get so freaked out...seriously, waking up in the middle of the night and seeing a glimpse of yourself in the darkness...it makes me feel like someone else is there.
i posted earlier about how I also do this :)Quote:
Originally Posted by khh
Do it, Xaq....Quote:
Originally Posted by DuB
That's the point of this thread, I believe; so we can see how other people do things that we think only we do.Quote:
Originally Posted by erible
I also leave cabinets open,habitually. And people always give me shit about it.
And I put down remotes and phones button side down. People get mad at me about that too
yeah, i was just making a statement on how be both did a similar thing Dx I didn't mean it negativelyQuote:
Originally Posted by tommo
I like to walk when I think. I'm always walking back and forth in my room, thinking about things. I'm sure if anyone walked in and saw me, they'd think I was crazy.
PeripeteticQuote:
Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper
pery patetic indeed....Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopher8659
ON Guard!
Interesting.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopher8659
This is my favorite thing to do in IRC - then I come back and read the shit I ignited. It's how I get through my work day.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper
except 75% of the time this results in a minute of discussion before the topic naturally shifts. NOT AS FUN.
Edit: More things - I don't get worked up about grammar/spelling/punctuation
I USED to spell words out in my head as I read them or had an internal dialog with myself. Finally got rid of that annoying habit.
@heavysleeper I also do the pacing thing
Oh this might have been mentioned but if I intend on telling someone something, I always say it to myself like I'm talkin to them, usually in the mirror and re enact it. I always catch myself doing this
Hmm I have to have all the closets and doors shut before I go to sleep, I habitually eat my food one type at a time (ex. peas -> carrots -> steak) and I also fiddle with my iPod volume, but I do it because I get worried I may be breathing too loudly. Yea. >.>
Whenever I have made a sand castle on a random car in a parking lot I always pretend that the ketchup has been activated with centralized harmonic variables.
I've never read a whole thread all the way through to see if what i'm saying has already been said.
I poke fun at people who can't spell even though I can't spell either.
When I go for a walk and listen to my mp3 I fantasize about being more important/cool than I really am.
I secretly wish the like option on this site made that *ploop sound an achievement makes when you unlock it.
Also, I know everything except what the hell sloth ^ is talking about.
I have to limit how far my thoughts go, because once I did not, and developed psychosis.
One can cure psychosis by a simple denial of reality.Quote:
Originally Posted by sloth
There are very few things in this thread I haven't done.
- I fantasize about specific ghosts and boogeymen to make them less frightening, if I happen to be in some creepy place, that is. Either that, or I at least imagine holding hands with them and going bug hunting or flower picking or just having a really fun conversation. Sometimes I imagine obscure things like fixing a car together.
- I have an OCD tick where I rub/push the the cuticle of each thumb with its adjacent index finger, then I use the thumb to rub/push the cuticle of each finger one at a time in a synchronized fashion. Then I slide each thumb along the inside base of the fingers in their respective hands. Then I push my thumbs down between each finger. Then I sometimes do a combination of two or all of these, sometimes I switch up the order, but I do it a lot. Almost every time I'm done typing and I do it almost constantly without realizing it when I'm walking around. It sounds like a lot but the main ritual is over in less than 5 seconds, I just repeat it for a long time.
- I clench my butt cheeks as hard as I can and then punch them with all of my strength. I do this mostly while cooking.
- I clench my butt cheeks together or individually to music that I'm listening to or making up in my head.
- I have abstract imaginings of physical analogies for how my thoughts work in a particular situation. For example, when I was writing out some stream of consciousness blabber in my thread, "writing in a yellow hilroy", I was picking and choosing the "loudest" things in my mind (kind of takes away from stream of consciousness). I imagined a tube going through a slightly bigger tube. The small tube was my conscious train of thought/me choosing words while the bigger tube was my mind and stream of consciousness. The "loud" words in my head appeared as bumps or irregularities on the inside of the big tube, and when the smaller tube whizzed by, it would scrape those bumps off and collect them and I would write them down.
This unfortunately happens a lot when I'm trying to portray a thought or opinion or theory on how the world/people/etc work(s). I often have a hard time putting my visual thoughts into words and articulating myself well.
oh I hate when people walk behind me or stand behind me...
^
yeah
for me it's probably because people always tase (i dont know how to spell it) me on the sides and back in school :D
That's the definition of psychosis. GREAT JOB.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopher8659
Sometimes I like to see if I can get my eyes to vibrate back and forth really fast by causing them to spasm a little (kinda like the old school NES track and field trick where you'd cause your hand to spasm so you could push A faster).
I also need my closets and doors closed before sleeping (I also check the closet and under the bed), and eat one type of food at a time. I've tried to switch and eat different foods randomly but it feels wrong.Quote:
Originally Posted by Savy
I hate when people walk in front of me on the sidewalk, but slower than me, because I hate passing people. I hate being passed while walking because it makes me feel slow, so I'm afraid other people might hate this too and I feel bad for passing them. Sometimes I take otherwise unneeded detours, like turning and walking a block then continuing in the direction I was originally, just so that I don't have to pass someone.
I take walks every day and have always thought it would look stupid to randomly do a 180 on the spot and start walking the other way, back to my house. So I usually turn and wak a block, then continue back to my house down the next street.
I have a habit in which I press on the inside corners in my eyes, which makes a sound a bit like popping bubble wrap (not exactly). It's become so subconscious I thought I had stopped it becuase I didn't remember doing it in the last month, but realized I still did it a lot when I started paying attention again.
I wash my hands after touching anything that could be dirty, especially anything in the bathroom: the door handle, the lock, etc. While turning off the lightswitch and locking/unlocking the door, I try to use my elbow. I often forget that I have to touch something that could be dirty, so I often wash my hands, then touch the thing, then wash my hads again (seconds later). Also, I always line the toilet seat with toilet paper. I've heard of other girls doing this in public washrooms (although I didn't get it from them, I came up with the idea myself), but I do it even at home.
The washing hands thing is OCD. I do that too.
I don't think it's OCD, for me. I wash my hands a lot because I'm consciously disgusted by the thought of the contamination. I could be wrong (I've been trying to figure out the exact definition) but I think OCD doesn't have a sensical reason behind it, like having to skip stairs or something, it's just done because it feels right.Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
^
yeah i read OCD on wiki right now and ur right :D
http://images1.memegenerator.net/Ima...torName=XZIBITQuote:
Originally Posted by Franklin
I'm pretty sure he meant denying the "reality" that one perceives because of their psychosis. It was kind of a joke, in a sense.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artelis
Don't tell me your not one of those modern logic boys who don't like a double negative?Quote:
Originally Posted by Artelis
The OCD hand-washers of the world wash frequently for the same reasons as you, Dianeva.
And yes, Gavin, I'm totes fo' real. I'm doing a clench dance as I type this.
aight dawgz, das coo
I think there's a secret clan on this forum for people with 3-letter names.
Is there?!
You have no idea how much danger you're in now.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Yeah, you're part of it. So are Xei, DuB, and others.Quote:
Originally Posted by XeL
I believe you missed the joke.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I don't think so.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artelis
The joke being that XeL was purposefully being excluded from the 3 letter club. If that were the case, you wouldn't need to say "Yeah, you're part of it along with..."Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
*FWOOOSH*
That's a triple negative. Nobody likes them.Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopher8659
That's how I read it. My response still seemed adequate, but my sense of humor tends to be a bit off.Quote:
Originally Posted by Artelis
Shh!Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
I host a paracosm in my head each night before sleeping, and have done so consistently and with the same storyline for the past eleven years. The worlds, politics, characters and dynamics have remained fairly consistent. Each night I can enter this world from anywhere to 30 minutes to five hours (depending on how good/fun the session is) until falling asleep, then pick it up the following night exactly where I left off. This is probably why I lost interest in lucid dreaming, to me, this is more fun.
....Am I justified in thinking I'm the only one who has done this? :3
I live on an island
probably not, if there's a wiki page about it.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
wb Gest
I used to do that when I was maybe 10-14, but it died off. It was pretty stupid, the world was nowhere near as rich as yours. No politics or anything. It involved me and a group of others having superpowers (mine always had to do with fire), on an adventure somewhere, usually in a forest. I'd continue the story every night for about 20 minutes or so.Quote:
Originally Posted by GestaltAlteration
A sadly skinny wiki page considering how long I've wondered about it and been aware of it (sometimes even obsessed over it, teehee). :< But it is interesting to note a study was going on as far back as the 70s.Quote:
Originally Posted by no-Name
Thanks d00d. :3
Awesome-sauce.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Gestalt, you should probably start trying to figure out some plot lines that you could create from this world and write a book.
I like to make weird faces at people. I roar at them pretending to be werewolf.
Haha, I was thinking the exact same thing when I read it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
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Originally Posted by Xaqaria
Ah, I've done this just without the publishing part. Though to say I've reached "book" status very often would be lying. Short to novella length stories are more common. Most of the time they are convenient snippets out of my mental story, though other times they are just inspired by it. Examples of the latter on DV are sitting here and here. :P [Yeah, so I said they were inspired by Battle Royale and Gantz, but people who played know the truth~ o.X].Quote:
Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper
This reminds me of something; when I pass someone on the street or wherever who is making a funny/interesting facial expression, I practice making the same expression as soon as I am out of their site.Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
I run, jump and twist around the house when nobody's there when I'm fantasizing about things that make me happy or excited. Or when I'm rocking out to music and fantasizing a music video to it.
Tom Cruise does that too.
My god! I do that! I must look like a complete nutcase when I do it, but I don't care.Quote:
Originally Posted by DeeryTheDeer
oh I have an issue with jumping over things. It is like an impulse. I jump over most anything :D
Spoiler for A rather long write up of a curious and possibly unique thing that happens to me:
I do that breath thing too, up to the air I breathe out being breathed in by someone else, then I stop because I realise I'm breathing in that ugly guys breath over there.
Then I imagine all the rest of what you said up to the separating of consciousness bit. I've experienced similar things, but not what you described. Although it could just be the way you described it.
So there you go :D
What do you do for work btw? Just wondering coz of the riding to work story hehe
I count when I drink anything, used to also do it when I chewed but somehow I stopped, or maybe just forgot and now I'm ganna start doing it again :(
I do things similar to those as well. Tends to be a lot of fun.Quote:
Originally Posted by Dianeva
Sometimes I do that too. It seems to release extraneous energy and help me concentrate.Quote:
Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper
I looked that up and love that word and definition!Quote:
Originally Posted by Philosopher8659
Something similar that I used to do more often: If I touched, say, the tip of a finger with my thumb I would "even it out" by touching the others in the same way. At times this would continue into counting and number games in multiples of 5.Quote:
Originally Posted by WinRic
I like (and dislike) this thread; it is downsizing my ego. I'm having a hard time coming up with general things I do that I don't think anyone else does.
well we do all have similar brain chemistry.
Oh no way you do these kind of visualizations too? They're so much fun :D Oh but I don't ever get disgusted by realizing that I am breathing the creepy drunk pedophile's (or other like disgusting people's) breath. Rather, I become sort of invigorated that I am sharing breath in such an intimate way with all of these beautiful, complex, multi-cellular beings all around me! It's very connecting to know that. Whether the person is "gross" or not appears rather trivial to me when I am engaged with imagining such connectedness.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
Oh but that is by far the most amazing and interesting part of it all! The way I used to explain the feeling to myself when I was much younger was that my existence was sort of like a game for an alien, like there was an alien that would sort of dip his face into a dish like the pensive dish from Harry Potter in order to experience a whole other existence and life where it forgot about itself and therefore could take back new wisdoms and have deeper perspectives on its own existence. And then after experiencing my life, when I die it simply becomes aware of itself again and lifts its face out of the dish. But I would feel that the alien dipping its face into my existence was really just the real me. And I would feel that there were other aliens that would do the same thing, like it was very common for them to do.Quote:
Then I imagine all the rest of what you said up to the separating of consciousness bit. I've experienced similar things, but not what you described. Although it could just be the way you described it.
I'm a lifeguard and a swimming lessons instructor. What do you do for work?Quote:
What do you do for work btw? Just wondering coz of the riding to work story hehe
Haha, I have OCD so I get a bit too disconcerted that I'm breathing in a dirty looking persons breath hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Interesting. Sort of like Hinduism but with aliens.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Interesting too. I just deliver pizzas atm lol. Dunno what I'm gonna do for real work yet, been thinking about horticulture or chemistry though. Probably something in horticulture/botany.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Meh, we do it all the time.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
Is that like Hinduism? Well the aliens and harry potter pensive dish were just the ways I thought of it when I was younger.Quote:
Interesting. Sort of like Hinduism but with aliens.
Botany would be fun. I'm considering taking some courses in it next year. I've always wanted to be one of those researchers that go into remote and extreme locations, repelling into a jungle filled canyon or spelunking deep down into the earth to find samples of exotic herbs that they take back to the lab and study. That'd be where its at. Though I'm pretty sure it'd be hard to land that kind of a job... I like plants.Quote:
Interesting too. I just deliver pizzas atm lol. Dunno what I'm gonna do for real work yet, been thinking about horticulture or chemistry though. Probably something in horticulture/botany.
Hehe, I know, I just don't wanna think about it :lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Sort of, with reincarnation and that sort of thing. They think it's the gods just living out peoples lives.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Yes! That would be a great life. Not sure how hard it is either, you have to either get a grant or work on a team who has a grant. But it would be amazing.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
When I was a kid I used to think everyone could here me chewing loud because it sounded loud in my mouth.
I fling hair elastics at my cat. It's fun for him because he tries to catch them and chase them. And it's always funny when I hit him in the face or something.
I masturbate in the shower.
Sorry, but you aren't the only one that has done thatQuote:
Originally Posted by LonelyTurtle
Well, shit.Quote:
Originally Posted by WinRic
I've got another, sometimes I'll check out an attractive woman after she has walked by me.
Okay, yeah, that one is pretty weird.
Sometimes when I see that I am walking towards someone who is walking in my direction, I plan in advance which way I'm going to walk, in order to avoid the awkward situation of dancing from side to side, trying to get past each other.
Me too, depending on the person. If it's an attractive girl, I say let the awkwardness begin!Quote:
Originally Posted by Heavy Sleeper
ikr!Quote:
Originally Posted by mrtash
lemme just state that this only applies to songs without lyrics (which i hum more often than songs with lyrics). When i hum songs without lyrics, i make sure i get every sound in the song perfectly without making a mistake. I try to make it sound like the song it is s much as i can. Sometimes i focus like 90% of my attention on getting the song good :D...
when I play grand theft auto san andreas and go to one of the food joints it makes me hungry in real life so I have to stop the game and eat.
I have imaginary evil twin and I talk to him all the time and he talks back
I pretend I'm a dragon when I smoke weed
this might have already been said, but anytime I listen to a song, I automatically visualize a story that goes along with the lyrics
I See My Ex Everywhere In My Dreams
I like to scream vulgar words in my head as loud as my mind will let me to see if anyone around gets scared, revealing the fact that they are a mind reader.
Sometimes I have the unbearable desire to just tell her how much I have always loved her but I know its best to stay friends. Ok thats my corney post for the day. I thought I was the only one who masturbated in the shower...
Hmm.
I love the smell of wet dogs. And moist earth. And gasoline. I can only have my coffee black. When I was young I loved eating whole apples, core and all, but I don't eat many apples anymore. The second that I notice a hangnail I have to tear it off, which almost always results in blood and wearing a band-aid. There's probably more.
When I'm walking down a street and realize I have to go the other way, I don't just turn around, I try to casually look at my phone and scream out "crap", so I don't look stupid.
I often think that the main protagonist in GTA 4 is some sort of Crime Fighter/Super hero. I call him Urban Phantom
I'm gonna go ahead and speak for everyone here, and say that you're probably the only one who thinks this.Quote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
I do that.Quote:
Originally Posted by erible
I eat the peels of oranges, watermelons, lemons, limes, etc.
I only eat the peels of lemons and limes :pQuote:
Originally Posted by Shaelyn
I know this sounds crazy, but for every GTA(3, 4, VCS, SA) game I play, I often think that they're some sort of rogue hero that doesn't follow the law but follow what they think is right for the people. Even if it means killing all the dirty cops and evil law enforcers out there. ^_______^Quote:
Originally Posted by frenchblablabla
haha, better than me, I just picture them as some kind of nasty villain who just goes to strip clubs and shoots up everybody then has sex with the strippers. But maybe that's just my play style that makes me think that way.Quote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
I used to pretend I'm a serial killer. sneaking around murdering people.Quote:
Originally Posted by weakamon
I'm the complete opposite of you. I often try to avoid killing bystanders/innocent people. So if I accidentally killed this person, I must take out 10 criminals via vigilante missions in order to repay my "sins".Quote:
Originally Posted by saltyseedog
I'm with you on the moist earth smell goodness.Quote:
Originally Posted by mindwanderer
I try to feel the connections between will and action by moving in a way I normally can't (like moving my pinky toe independently of the other toes). I then tease apart the steps that led to the movement. I imagine its pretty possible others have done this, though I've yet to meet them.
When I play GTA I just try to have fun... picture that :P
Sometimes when I'm in my car (IRL) I pretend people are tailing me and I'm trying to get away, sometimes I imagine everything is in slow motion so it's like I'm driving really fast.
I've met 2 other people that do this though lol So strange, but I wonder whether anyone here does.
ROFL. I do this to. Wait, crap, that means I have to think of something else...Quote:
Originally Posted by Mario92
I know aliens that like poetry... heh how cute :roll:
I used to pretend I had a laser gun that I would shoot in the air, and then eventually the laser beam would fall back to Earth and kill whoever it landed on.Quote:
Originally Posted by gameoverlord345
I used to pretend that I could choose a number, like 7, and then I would watch the cars go by counting the women, and that I could have, or would spend the rest of my life, with the 7th woman that went by.
Awesome!Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
I make up the stupidest sentences I can out loud.Quote:
Originally Posted by erible
I am huge on grammar.Quote:
Originally Posted by Xaqaria
Wheat
The Brain I created has a link to my manuscript.
I do some admin work on another forum and I corrected one person one time. I won't do it again, but I can hardly help myself.
Haha, I used to wonder if I would shoot a normal gun randomly in the air if the bullet would land and kill someone.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rman
You gotta wonder though, how people probably do that all the time. Someone must have been killed by a stray falling bullet by now. Like when they do those 21 gun salutes especially.
I think the 21 gun salutes are more controlled. I have heard of people being killed by stupid, in the air gun fire. It happens in places like Mexico where they do that stuff. Of course,Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
it may happen in the state also--you just don't hear of it very often.
It sounds to me that you contemplate the Buddhist One-Many-One idea.Quote:
Originally Posted by Suscitatsio
Ever since I was a kid, when someone I think is nasty is going to walk by, I hold my breath before they pass so I don't have to breathe in air that came from their hair. Of course,Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
if it is a pretty lady, then I breathe in as she passes, then I turn around and check her out...then I go home and take a shower. :)
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On another note, if I am standing behind a cop, I think about how easily I could hit him/her and ruin my entire life. I'm paranoid, but I don't hate cops. I have no anger towards them.
I don't want to hit them. The whole thing is that I COULD do it, and how much it would suck if I did. Then I start wondering if it is possible that since I thought about it, my mind might
get confused and think it is something I should do. Thank god I'm not THAT stupid.
That is SO-O-O-O weird! My brother plays a game called The Evil Twin. It is designed to be productive. He can either do something and he wins,Quote:
Originally Posted by infisek
or he does nothing and the evil twin wins--perhaps because the evil twin did something that day and enjoyed life, whereas my brother could have
but layed on his but that day.
I think I also represent his evil twin because I don't do as much as he does. I think he experiences schadenfreude about that.
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I used to play a game called Magic Eyes. I played it in 1st -3rd or 4th grade. I would push in an my eyes gently with the palm of my hand until
I saw psychedelic images/fireworks. It started to hurt, so I would stop. I pretended it was some kind of a show. Then I would take a sneak-a-peek
at the next days show by doing it again, only just for a second.
Haha yep I do the same thing hahaQuote:
Originally Posted by Rman
I shower every time I get home though. Not because a hot girl walked past me lol
Why do you do that?
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Well, if you read up this thread just a little, someone said they masturbate in the shower. Then someone responded sarcastically lol, that when a hot girl walks by, they turn to check her out.
I was just kidding when I wrote that to reference those posts. I actually do have a shower thing though. I feel as though my home dirt is OK, but other people's is nasty. I guess to some extent
that is kind of normal, but maybe not.
My big thing is that when I sit down in someones house, or esPECIAcially in a public place, I don't want to sit on my couch, chairs, or bed with those pants, or whatever shirt/jacket I was wearing.
Yuck!
OH HAHA. I get it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rman
Yeah I feel the same thing. My mum asks how I can have my room so dirty when I have OCD and that is exactly why lol
Other people's "dirt" is horrible, unless I like them. Which is obviously illogical and you can't stop any of it, but yeah.
I hate people sitting on my bed for that reason, and I always change clothes when I get home, after I've showered lol
It annoys me that my family doesn't do it coz then I have to sit on the couch's etc. too. I clean em when nobody's there lol
This reminds me of The Big Bang Theory and Sheldon's "bus pants" haha Dunno if you've seen it, but I laughed so much.
< Gets the reference and shares a chuckle.Quote:
Originally Posted by tommo
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Don't know the reference, but yea. The other day it was medical office pants for me. The day before that it was Unemployment Office pants.
I have a section in my closet for pants that aren't too dirty to wear, but they are too dirty to sit on the couch/bed/chairs. :)
When I'm riding in a car I have two games.
1. I'll blink in a way that makes it look like I'm pushing back the same line fragment over and over and see how long I can do it.
2. This one is hard to describe.
Hehe, I've done that in this new tunnel that got built recently.Quote:
Originally Posted by ooflendoodle
It basically already looks like you're just repeating the same thing over and over again until you exit. I think it's because the lights, lines and concrete segments must be very similar the entire way, matching up almost exactly, and almost everyone knows there's cameras everywhere in there so they all drive at around the same speed. So it just feels like you're repeating a second or so over and over again lol But if you also blink in a certain way, it's even more trippy hehe.
If I pass road kill, I have to hold my breath until I can't see it anymore. I don't know why. Sometimes when I am talking to people, I keep track on my fingers of how many words I am saying and if the number of words end in an odd number, I keep talking until it gets to an even one. If I am cooking in my house alone, I pretend I'm on a cooking show and I explain how to do everything to an imaginary audience.
I do that too.Quote:
Originally Posted by legendarymidget
Why the hell would you do that? Just don't eat tomato.
I pick up things with my feet too. And try to use my left hand often so I become more ambidextrous.
I salute myself in the bathroom mirror. Usually after staring into my own eyes for extended periods of time.
Sometimes I salute my *cough* when I flush the toilet.Quote:
Originally Posted by Seroquel
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Why was this ignored?Quote:
Originally Posted by seminolegirl
And when can I hear more?
I close my eyes and daydream when I'm listening to music in the car. My dad keeps asking me why I'm tired.
weeeeeirrrddddo.Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
but seriously, wtf?
My imagination runs away from me and I can't seem to catch it sometimes. ;P
It must be why you're so good at lucid dreaming hehe.Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
Sometimes when I hug people I think about how to perform a takedown or a lock.
Also, I have been, according to 3 individual persons, performing punches and wrestling techniques in my sleep.
I know, I train too much.
I strongly associate songs with feelings...songs can really initiate certain, unique, distinguishable feelings for me
lol I always shoot water from my fingers in the shower, It makes me think i can control water ;p
ooh another thing, anytime I read anything, mostly stories, I always visualize it automatically (I mentioned this about music too) even the post made my Puffin that I just skimmed and saw, about her daydreaming in the car, I imagined that scene
Oh, sometimes I feel embarrassed for people. Like if someone else trips and falls into a puddle of mud. Or if there's a really corny or borderline shitty movie on and I'm watching it with a couple other people, I'll feel slightly embarrassed as if I'm the one who wrote the script.
I feel embarrassed for people too D:Quote:
Originally Posted by GavinGill
I'm constantly wondering what would happen if all the cool kids from this site migrated over to the dreammoods.
But then I remember there are no cool kids on this site and usually end up going for a walk, or something. :P
I listen to the same song 3245253462664 times in a row, then move on to another one
the cycle continues
Haha me too.Quote:
Originally Posted by erible
I do that too. I kind of hold my fingers out and water runs off them. x3Quote:
Originally Posted by Reclypso
I breathe on my glasses and then put them on really quickly so when the fog fades they seem cleaner by comparison :D
I thought you were going to say that you put your glasses on quickly so the fading fog seems like a video transition. :p
I passionately lip sync to songs to the point where I'm standing on top of my bed and it gets really out of hand... yeah.
I sing numbers instead of song lyrics, like for Jingle Bells I'll say, "one two three, one two three," instead of "jingle bells, jingle bells."
for me its a group of songs :DQuote:
Originally Posted by erible
but yea I do this as well
I too listen to the same song, over and over again until I just get totally sick of it. I move onto a new song, then when I get bored with that one, I go back to the last one!
xD exactly!Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
When I put the cart back after shopping, I always choose the shortest row to balance them. I'm OCD like that.
Also, I always put clean plates or bowls under the pile, so that next time I use one I'll take one that hasn't been used in some time, so that they're all evenly used.
I used to only listen to Pink Floyd. That was for about 10 or 15 years. During those years, I would take an album--I remember doing this with The Wall as it was a double album.Quote:
Originally Posted by Puffin
I would listen to one side for days. Finally I would flip the record and listen to only that side. Then I would flip it back to side one. This would go on for weeks. Finally I would get to the other record and start the process over. When I was done, I would go back to the other record.
It took months to get to another album....
Then I finally worked my way back to Syd Barrett. I did the same with him.
if I watch anime, I feel really uncomfortable
I don't know why.....I like can't watch it, it just makes me feel really....well....uncomfortable
its not like I have anything against it...
is anyone else like this x___x
I did this too! Nothing but Pink Floyd, all day everyday for about 2 years. I look back and don't know how or why, but maybe it's just because I've ingrained every pink floyd song in my neurons so much that it's not nearly as good anymore.Quote:
Originally Posted by Rman
Well.. in some cases the anime i'm watching is so cheesy and cute that i feel a lil uneasy watching itQuote:
Originally Posted by erible
Frankly, it can make me feel a little bit embaressed for enjoying such cheesy cartoons and i always hope nobody is seeing me. :D
But damn i love it, !! i love it all
When wearing earbuds or earplugs I get an itch inside my ear sometimes and my whole head twitches. I don't choose to do this but I never see anyones heads twitch like that.
YES!! I think I get the same thing. Its like an itch deep within my ear and energy goes up from my spine and twitches my head. Strange enough, it seems to relieve the itch.Quote:
Originally Posted by Zebrah
Something else I do is I watch my bus driver when were stopped at an intersection, and I count how many times she turns her head left and right to see if its clear to pull out. Her highest amount was 51! Try it the next time your a passenger in a vehicle. You'll be surprised how many times the driver turns their head :cheeky:
If I don't have a napkin and I'm eating melting chocolate, I'll wipe my hands on my jeans... Always on the thigh, by the pocket. And I only do this with chocolate. ^_^''
Any other foods, and I will persistently seek out a napkin.
Zebrah reminded me of this, I always chew on the earbud/headphone chord
or if i have a necklace on