Hahaha. This is awesome. :chuckle:
CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog
Maybe they know something we don't! :panic:
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Hahaha. This is awesome. :chuckle:
CDC EPR | Social Media | Preparedness 101: Zombie Apocalypse - Blog
Maybe they know something we don't! :panic:
They left out the most important part: Stock up on guns.
This is the best thing I'v ever seen ever.
Government agent 1: Well, we got Osama Bin Laden, whats the next biggest threat to America?
Government agent 2: Zombies
Government agent 1: Okay, I'll get the CDC on it
Government agent 2: http://www.leagueoflegends.com/board...1&d=1298461188
Don't forget a rowboat, zombies can't swim :awesomed:
This May 21st shit is so fake in so many ways it's not even funny.
The government is trying to tell us something. Why tell us this in 2011?
2012.
Ha. Another bullshit theory. They even recently discovered that the Mayan calendar was mistranslated by 50-100 years. So it's most likely a "No No" in this life time. Doubt it was true to begin with.Quote:
2012
Beat one I could find. The news story is about 5 months outdated.
Mayan Calendar...MISREAD???
Well, the lat time I looked(about five months ago) it was all over the news and online articles. You can try to find one if you want.
Guys, the zombie calendar was not mistranslated by the Mayans 5 months ago.
Those Mayans got it 100%. 100%.
All you need to do to survive is build a house with a farm inside, then your golden, you provide for all your needs and zombies can't get in.
I'm still in favor of that zombie proof house someone posted links and images to a week or so ago. That was boss.
I'm drunk, I wonder if that is in the zombie survival guide :P
Well, hundreds of countries have passed 6 pm by several hours now. The only two disasters today were two very minor quakes in remote countries.
The rapture starts at midnight in the US, when all your favourite TV shows have run.
I thought it was at 6 here, damn xD oh well